I am like in a foreign place now, left with a computer for 2 hours or more. Like seriously, and its quite funny. I'm actually glad this place is air-conditioned, plus theres internet access, and although I'm all alone in the dark in a strange place, I really have no idea why I'm not scared, like seriously. HAHA, I can't really disclose where I am now, I've my reasons for being secretive alright.

My eyes are damn itchyyyyyyy.

Alright, I feel like escaping to some secluded island and spend the rest of my life there. Firstly, there must be plentiful of food there, like neverending supple kinda thing, MUST HAVE: Salmon Sashimis, Negitoro sashimi(oooh sex), Prawn Tempuras, Soba, my medium rare beef with fats, Teriyaki Chicken with Egg and rice, Maggi noodles, Meatballs, Sotong balls!, Shark's fin(okay i'll give that up for the sake of the poor sharks.), all kinds of soups, Nasi Padang-my usual egg, with curry vegetable,and the fried potato thing, MY CHICKEN BRIYANI FROM YISHUN!!!!!!, chicken skins!(oooh double orgasms), prawn noodle with more fried pork lard, yummy hokkien mee from Lorong 9 Geylang, IKEA's meatball!!!!!(my all time fave), gheeting's mum kuay chap(godly), and meesiam, and mee rebus and eeefu noodles!!!!!!

I am mad. Usually when people are on an island, they think of bringing things like their electronic gadgets, or some other things. How come I think about so many food?!?! I am like deprived of food because of my stupid diet which is going nowhere. Elvin says I will die if I keep puking after I eat. (hahahaha, I AM BULIMIC!!!!!). I told Elvin I won't die, he says I will, and my tummy will rot or something, I shall not believe him.

I've not eaten the whole bloody damn day, all I had was some luncheon meat bread, its leaving me hungrier than fucking ever. :( I hate this whole I-cannot-eat-cos-I-am-so-fat thing. Maybe I should just let it go and be as fat as possible, like seriously. I mean its not like my fatness is posing a problem to me, hahaha, except that I stress Elvin out alot with my im-so-fat craze, and that I can't wear sexy clothes(oh man, you guys have no idea how much I HEARTS sexy clothes.) I swear that if I ever become slim, which is highly mpossible, the first thing I'll do is parade around my neighbourhood in sexy clothes meant for slim people! AND I WILL WEAR A BIKINI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WILL START HAVING SEX!!!!!! Yea reason number 2 for me abstaining from sex is bcos I am FUCKING FAT, so if my boyfriend is gonna get turned off by my body, we might as well not get it started in the first place. So we shall all pity Elvin cos he is one hell of a deprived guy. :( so sad.

Okay so the thing is, I am never gonna become slim. HAPPY NOW?!
All the useless rantings. My blog is turning damn loserish and filled with fats.
Like owner, like blog.

HAHAHAA, you know what?
After all that I've said, I am still not gonna give up the love I've for foooood.
FOOD IS MY LIFE & I INTEND TO KEEP IT THIS WAY.
I live to eat good food! yumyum.

***I sound like a lunatic, stay away from me for the time being.