omFg.

i had a fucking injection yesterday ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i was so totally petrified, i kept asking the doctor for the next best alternative PLEASE!
and den i was really scared, and den i wanted to really die at that point of time.
and so, i was sooooo scared, but then! hurray, i got it done.
i was so terrified, i kept telling myself, its for the sake of my trip to KL & Genting.
so get it done n over with, joei.

and i got it done. i've sorta gotten over my phobia with needles.
ERR. not really though, cos i would never wanna have a jab again.

i will be AWAY FROM BLOGGING FOR AWHILE!
cos im very very very very busy.

will this be the last time we cry?

unlucky event : i've got s super uber swollen eyes that i cannot open it due to an allergy reaction from a painkiller. i've got tummy cramps from menses. sp terrible that i took a painkiller, and now the pain is gone. but my eyes swells like a fucker. sob. not a very nice sight. not that without it i look very nice, but on the account that i already look ugly without the swollen eyes, the fact that the swollen eyes made me UGLIER THAN EVER. *screams!*

HOW TO GO MALYASIA LIDAT?!?! i still need to go KL and Genting !!
so from the 3rd to 7th, i'll be away to Malaysia.
hurray~ can go to Genting! and i can wear my new furry furry Juicy Couture Jacket ! hahahaha.

and when im back, its my SLE camp!
8th to 11th Nov. woohooo.

and from the 13th to 15th Nov, it will be my diploma course.!!
im soooo super tied up this November !
i will die of exhaustion i swear.

and i shall look for a job in December.
anyone got lobang, please please please tell me !
i've got so many events for Dec too. Jandy Jie's wedding, Marathon, going to the museum to be a volunteer for its opening festival, SPCA, fuckfuckfucks, etc.

IF MY SWELLING DO NOT SUBSIDE BY TOMORO! i swear i'll take a needle to poke it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

currently addicted to www.addictinggames.com .

its thursday today.

and ITS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOOOOL...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA. that made my day ALOT better,
but on the other hand, i feel kinda sad, cos yea, thats where we can't spend time together anymore. i mean, life in 06b2 is always fun and noisy, i like it, all the unnecessary lesbian acts and the constant laughter, and cam-whoring, panicking over exams, last min revisions, and of cos, listening to Dyan's stories. HAHAHA. its damn funny i swear. i feeel like telling, but i cant. hahahahaha. i hope she'll be fine though.

and Purani's and Syl's nonsense, all the LOSER games we play. esp. hangman, and all the TELL-ME-A-JOKE times in our old classroom. our bringing food in class and scribbling stuffs on our table till its FULL.

Anitha&Valerie&Renuka's funny antics and nonsense. and all the jokes we share in classs, or anywhere in Bartley campus, it'll be gone just like that !!!

and Punitha, Kala, Nadira, Diana, Janice, Ravi, Prem, Heider, John, Ailin, all my vlassmates and the times we spend in Bartley campus. :( so depressing to leave Bartley campus, although im quite eager for the new campus. and i hope it'll be a nice next year. i hopeeee.

AND..
i realised i have the WORLD'S BEST FRIEND, i swear!
let me introduce, SYLVIA AND PURANI.
both of them are my BEST FREN u noe.
they LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
THEY BOTH WERE IN CAHOOTS AND THEY LIED TO ME!!!!
both send me this sms YESTERDAY,
"joei, u need to go school tomoro, cos Mr Ng needs to speak to u and u need to settle some admin stuffs cos its the last day of school, and u need to pay 16 dollars as well, so u need to go school OKAY?"

SEE?

wad nice frens i have? lie to me and i retardedly believe and i went to school. SEE?
i swear i have BEST FRIENDS.
but i kinda grateful cos, i can go to the SLE camp!!
YAY! its 8-10 Nov. i hope its fun ! wooooohooooooooooooooooooo.

oh no, 9 0'clock show starting, i needa watch it! its nice.

and oh ya, i had a fun time with gheeting darling at Singapore Poly yesterday! ahahahaha. thanks Edwin for being he nicest guy on earth, u ROX! and after that we went to Plaza Sing for a REALLY COOL shopping spree, spent a few hundred dollars, *winksssS* and had yummy Mossie Burger n 3 balls, and a real HEART TO HEART TALK. and headed off to MELANIE's DARLING HOUSE to catch 9 o'clock show, and TO PLAY FIND-THE-WORD game in her roooom ! hahahahaha.
as usual, they were loserish and dumb and i was the winner. but the rules are getting difficult, cos u need to find words that are inverted in spelling, i tell you, we were LAUGHING NON STOP. as in non stop. Each time we step into melanie's room, THATS IT. THATS IT. we laugh like fuckers. but still. hahaha. love them both.

and i came home real late.

and i condemn zhiwei for his mean-ness and evil-ness. WHO ASK U !

came across this meaning of ur name thingy.
lets see.

J: Lives life for fun.
O: Best in bed. ( i swear im doubting this)
E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. (im sceptical bout this toooo!)
I: Loyal to those you love. Loves everyone.

oooo. hahahaha.

and because my birthday is on 21st July and have brown hair.
im therefore labelled as a..
Kissable Sexy Beast whos Great in Bed.

how cool?

and because im a Cancerian. i thus have all these qualities.
CANCER : NICE. trust worthy. very good in bed. LOVER NOT A FIGHTER . great kissers. they know what they want. 100% sexy.

and heres another one.

CANCER
>Great Kisser. <---- just loook!
>Very high sex appeal.
>Great in bed ... <---- just loooooook!!!!! *gasps!
>Totally laid back
>Freak in bed
>Most horny. <---- WHY?!!! *screams.
>Love is one of a kind.
>Very romantic.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out..
>very wild like panda eating bamboo



ooooookieeeeeeeeeee. im so fucking freaking out NOW.
WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY suddenly my signs all states that im a good kisser and im horny and im good in bed? i've never seeen my signs saying that about Cancerians or my birthdate before!
WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?! WHY? why all got horny and good kisser n good in bed!!
why!!
scowls!

or maybe i should blame all the loserish friendsters bulletin, should nvr have believed in them. so probably from this, i can reckon that its all bullshit.

or please do not just tell me i REALLY do have a high sex drive ? or that in future, i'll be uber good in bed? or that im a good kisser !? ok fuck. i so cannot visualise myself this way. :( i ain't horny one bit. not one teeeny weeeny bit. really ! i do not get turned on by anything lor ! oh well, maybe by Yummy food?

sigh.

NOTE to boyfriend: i hope time will solve the barriers thats forming between us cos im super tired from all the arguments between us. we shouldn't be affected by all the external issues , why should we? but then, its easier said den done. even a little trivial matter can drive us both crazy and start yelling like demented whores. is it just solely cos of my mood aswings? or is it cos neither of us wanna give in at times? or is it cos of the lack of understanding and the rising of misunderstanding? seriously, im so tired. i do not like arguing with you, and neither do i like having my mood ruined by you.

Please spare a thought for me, would you? the world doesn't revolve around you and only you. i know u DO give me alot of space already, but from the HENNA issue, i can so see that u are trying to restrain me. please okay? Can't we just be happy and everything?

Why must we always be so emo-fied? and always EMO EMO together. cant we just be happy and everything?
I wish we would stop quarreling alrite.
and i still owe u your birthday gift~

im exhausted but i do not wanna take a break .
because i will hold on to everything till my heart stops.

CURRENTLY WATCHING : GANGSTER SHOW 15.

so sorry no time to blog ah. that show more important! :)

so remind me to blog about:
(there will be ALOT pf pics)

- Deepavali celebration at Purani's house with Sylvia. (Saturday)
- and me & Syl's night activity at Boat quay, our drinking and the CHI-KO-PAH game.
- Dog Show at Expo on Sunday with darlings, like melanie, xueling, serene, gheeting and her..very important person. :)
- National History Museum of Singapore trip on Monday with Purani&Sylvia. AHAHAAHA. i tell you, its like super fun. took alot of sexy pics.
- Our Arcade trip and the FANTASY ISLAND game. woohoo!
- and Purani's fetishes over PINK nipples, and her being a PERVERT.

okay, i need to blog bout all these and post pics. but wait till i watch my show first k!

**THE AH BENGS ARE SO FREAKIN HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT to the fucking max**

thanks sylvia darling for giving me a nice breakfast, my kellogs(i dunno how to spell it) FROSTIES with a tiger named Tony. thats super sweet of her, and im so touched, and i love you darling! u make my day !
its specially for cookies, she says. ahahaha.

and so, had a fun day.

i failed Maths & Econs.
im so not a figures person, but at least i passed the rest of my subjects.

thanks gheeting darling, melanie for giving me the DEMON STUDY TIMETABLE, i still have it by the way, and thanks to everyone who gives me encouragement. thanks ~ love you all.

alrite, my leg is soooo hurting and tomoro will be a super tiring day, needa go school and to work after that!
:(
can't even take a break with an injured leg.
triple sighs.
but anyway,
im contented with my life with the way it is.

OH YA~ MY PRISTON TALE !! IM LIKE LVL 72!!!
and i can summon a Wolverine to help me kill monsters, and a Golden Falcon too.
i love my Pet Wolverine & Falcon, cos they are like super loyal,
and super chiongster, cos they chiong the monsters like siao.
so i love it. so nice. i love those monsters, and thanks zhiwei ~ :)
hes a fucking pro in the game. *scowls*

anyway, tomoro is a Special Day for somebody.
20th October!
we shall wait.
just a few hours away........................................

alrite, i just came back from the Chinese Physician, cos apparently, my foot kinda hurt to the max. so since its my first time there, i THOUGHT it would not be THAT painful as described from Eric, My daddy, and some other pple. so i happily went there...

AND I TELL YOU !!!!!

i came out with face as white as the colour white, probably whiter, and it bloody hurts, till i can die. =( i seriously wanted to die, the pain will KILL. and whatthefuck, tomoro still needa go school , and Friday needa go to work...

so anyway, for the past 3 days, i've been working, as a teacher, or u can say invigilator, damn fun. working plus having fun at the same time is fun, as wad me n dyan thinks. makes me feel like being a teacher . AHAHAHA. i mean , i feel that the kids are not afriad of me at all. AT ALL. :( cos when i say "QUIET PLS!" nobody cares. sigh. but they super funny la, keep "TEACHER!TEACHER!" me. soooo cuteeeeeee. and they can ask me do i have MSN, or do i play games anot.

seriously, times have changed, when i was Pri 3, i noe no shit bout MSN, i do not even play GAMES online, i play CD-ROM games like Detective Barbie, Barbie Horse Game, Lemmings Paintball, Jazz JAck Rabbit, kinda games.

but now, they play Maple, have MSN, i envy them sooo much.

i wish i can be like them , free from troubles, and just play games.

One day, i will just play my life away.

I shall try to register as a relief teacher. though i dunno how. but i shall ask.

and im quite in a splendid mood lately, so, HAHAHAHA, HAPPY!

everyone, pls take care of my POOR FOOT! :(

lots of love ~

i've never felt so good in sucha long long time.
i love clarifying things. LOVE.

and, im feeling good, thanks to pple helping,
like Isabel, Fiona, Joyce, and soon there'll be more.

thanks, i wanna give all of u a BIGBIG hug.

HEEHEE.

please la k.

i noe im fuckin FAT to the max, (though not as fat as some losers YET), but still, haha, u do not know how many pple is on my side yet la k?

so sighh, take a peek, yup just a peek ( cos u might puke if u see how horrendous looking u are ) in the mirror, and ask yourself, " Do i really have the rights to say Joei is FAT? "

hmmm. cos i remember myself NOT denying i am FAT. and see? even my blog name is FATcookies leh. please la. aiyo. not as if im like some losers that is HORRIBLY FAT, and thinks she aint fat. SOBSOB for u.

damn sibei sad for u .

anyway, don mess with me la k, i dunno why u all like to do it..
den when i start my nonsense, den one by one start crying, apologising, den call the fuckin police.
FOR FUCKIN WAD?
just cos u made me one very unhappy person.
but den, sorry ah, currently in great mood, so wadever u all say about me being FAT , aint affecting.
NOT WORKING,
try something else.

oh ya, something good is waiting for u all. HEEHEE.
say BYEBYE to happy life !
BYEEEEEEEE~

oh ya, not to forget, u loser are so ugly. sobsob. but its okay, i shall understand.
friendless + ugly + FAT + heavy makeup + TAG SPAMMER = LOSER and so not joei .

wooooohoooooooooooooo!
joei is one very happy girl !!
super duper ultra mother fuckin HAPPY TO THE MAX!
good things all happen in a row ~
YAY!

1st good thing: went out with gheeting darling, melanie darling, serene, xmark korkor, damark korkor, and his girlfren to celebrate xmark's bday ! woohoo ! and had a superb fun time. and cos we stayed up till quite late at mel's house and had a fun time playing THE GUESSING GAME, and gheeting & melanie are super loserish, and im kinda sad to have losers as frens. and the fuckin KTV we went to WAS SUPER AFFORDABLE! we sang from like 2pm till 8pm and it doesnt cost much ! muahahahahahahahahahaha. HAPPINESS !
I LOVE THOSE LOSERS !

2nd good thing: My Mummy got me a freaking COOL laptop. OMFFFFFFFG. seriously, that is damn cool. im just dying of excessive happiness.

3rd good thing: i can play Priston Tale ~ and im an archer ~ and i can summon werewolf! and im gonna be lvl 90 plus! and im a winner !

4th good thing: HURRAY ! going to work soon !

and the list goes on..

*i can't wait to thon at mel's darling house with gheeting for more rounds of LOOK-FOR-THE-WORD game.*
-SCREAMS-
i fucking cannot wait.

YAKATANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

yay !
firstly, my black & gold Juicy Couture Bag costs a bomb already! even though its been discounted. to the max.

now i've got a nice nice texture Juicy Couture jacket ! but its pink in colour. but its got a nice nice feeling to it. i love it. and it costs $42 (that auntie gave me discounts!)

and den i got myself a new diamond bling bling necklace. its a letter J with dumb diamonds all over it. $25.90 ..

and next Friday, me & dajie will be going on a shopping spree to buy peeptoe heels and long long necklace?(wadever is that called).

and all these sums up to, ALOT OF MONEY SPENT! and CASH RESOURCES ARE DEPLETING FURIOUSLY! :(

*weeps uncontrollably.*

but i cant help it either, i NEED to shop.

byebye.

finally, i went shopping ! and movies marathon ! so happy.

i've a totally cool Juicy Couture bag, and a new black top, and, there will be more.
i am so so so thrilled and i might just die of excitedness!

alrite,
just reformatted my com.
lots of downloading of games to do.

Pirate King Online, Priston Tale, etc,etc.

i need to repay wad i've been deprived of.

and, there is alot of bloody shopping to do.

1 more day to FREEDOM.

1 more bloody motherfucking goddamn day.

1 more 1 more 1 more !

Just a Maths paper and i am sosososososo FREE like a fucking bird.
like a bird with bloody stupid wings.
yay! 1 more.
joei, u can do this. 1 more day. 24 hours to go.

and the first thing up on my head,

A DATE WITH MY DARLING GHEETING ! i miss her to the max.
who can be better den her? u tell me, who? nobody.

next up, would be my HUMBAOBAO! :)

and the rest will come up shortly. i promise.

our CHALET OF HORROR MOVIES ! for my class girls. ahahahahaha.

im look forward to everything after my exams sooooooo badly !!

i neeed a BREAKKKKK.

and me n my girls are considering going overseas. maybe Genting.

GHEETING darling! are you in for it ?! lets go our Thailand, or somewhere else anywhere u want. its fun with only u around baby. don gimme a stupid sad face. :) i cannot live without you. and lets laugh at ugly and fat pple. kk. muacks. 1 more day. woohoo.

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TO MY FREEDOM !
TO THE END OF MISERIES!
TO THE STOP OF LOOKING AT BOOKS!
TO THE HALT OF NOT GOING OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am sooo happy. :)