i forgot to add,

FAMILY GUY IS FUCKING FUNNY TO THE MAX.

its the funniest funniest funniest thing on earth.
seriously.

just go youtube and type Family Guy.

Stewie is so so so so cutee. & funny.

thanks gheeting for intro-ing it to me. haha.

had lotsa funFUNfun lately.
:)
from sashimis, new topshop shoes, A BRAND NEW PSP OF MY OWN, hair cut + treatment that costs $140++, K-Lunch with gheeting, 2 new necklaces!, a new rainbow colored rubberband, staying over at godmummy's house with aloysious, factory production line in school for cambodia trip, preparation of BBQ at Pasir Ris, etc.

I'M HAPPY!

yay!

ooh, 18th June, SG30 outing to Sentosa! yippee, and we all hope to meet our special guest on the way.
yayYAYyay!

will be staying over at Pasir Ris Park today, BBQ! + thon-ning there.
very sure i'll end up sleeping though.
MUST BRING INSECT REPELLENT AH!!

(uploaded some pics into Multiply, please take a sneak peek)

and i missssssssss Pre-U Sem STILL!
i miss my kinky group members!

If I were blue, would you be there for me,
And whisper in my ears that's okay.
Would you stand by me,
Let me hold you tight,
And say you love me one more time.

If I feel good, would you slow dance with me,
And touch my lips with tender love and care.
Would you die for me,
Would you run with me,
And never look back.

Would you be there to love, to be with me ?
Would you swear that your love is always true ?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away ?

Would you be there to love, to be with me ?
Would you swear that your love is always true ?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away ?

Would you be there ..



this song is bloody fucking sad.
from the 9 o'clock show. hear already will cry and die.
"Would You Be There" by Redwan Ali.
nicenicenice!

I miss pre-U sem so badly!
I miss the food! (the fried stuffs that killed me)
I miss watching 9 o'clock show there.
I miss watching them play Asshole Daidee, Bridge, etc..
I miss the SLOs.
I miss SG 30.
I miss my hostel room bed.
I miss how i enjoy bathing(like SaddiQ)
I miss sleeping in Parallel Presentations & Panel Discussions.
& waking up only to eat, and going back to sleep again.
I miss being laughed at.
I miss laughing at random things with SG30.
like 'Tiger Colin', 'kinky!', '(eunice's shoes)', 'SaddiQ's baths' &..
the list goes on!

I envy Sylvia,purani,Valz,Annitha they all la!
can bunk together in same hostel room.
YAY! our escapade is coming ! 31st May!
can't wait.

oh ya, going out with gheeting darling on Tuesday.
WEEWEEWEEE.

i miss Kacang & Stripey so so so much,
finally can smell it at last!

(uploaded Pre-U Sem's pic to MULTIPLY already)
go take a sneak peek if u guys are free.

To: All my Pre-U Sem Friends!

I'll try uploading the pics by Sunday.
Pleaseeee understand!
I'll try compressing ALL of them into a zipped folder or something.
:)
and i miss you guys LOTS already.

SG 30 , :)
Full of laughters!
will blog about all these soon.

currently feeling very very very sickly.
MAJOR sorethroat & Flu.
gross.
must be due to the excessive fried food there.
i am gonna miss the food times.
:(

and my room, my roomie, my sammie&lisze, the guys, the girls, the SLOs.
though they always laugh at/with me.

5 days ! seems long but its like freakin short now!
totally gone in less than 5 secs.
:(

Oh-my-fucking-god. What's that?
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oooh kinky.
I got bored so i took out a pantyliner & poured red ink over it.
but seriously, look like menses hor?
hahahaha, everyone in this world got tricked can.
whahahahahahahaa.
make me wanna laugh only.
okay u guys can relax now.
its just a picture, not blood, its red food dye.
used for making my valentines pressie for pple.
:)

trying out new fonts,
wonder how they will turn out.

Just realised that,
I WILL MISS MY HAMMIE DARLINGS SO SO SO MUCH!

Kacang & Stripey!
my baby baby baby sweeties.

Sorry I gotta leave u dearies for a week.

I bought lotsa lotsa food for u all rite!

LOVE YOU BOTH LOTS.

Kacang Stripey
(their names in Webdings)

i'll miss u both dearly.
hugs & kisses.

and my dear mummy&daddy,
and everyone else too.

I am happy i'll be spending so much time with sylvia & purani,
1 whole week at Pre-U Sem! with no lessons at all. yay!
but on the other hand, I feel so.... (i dunno how to describe also leh)
its like, theres this heavy feeling in my heart.
dunno why also, its not the heart pain heart pain kind.
but the kind where your heart goes heavy, gnawing feeling and all.
fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking gross.

and thanks for the many hearts! very sweet of you.
thanks x 10 million.
and thanks for introducing Tau Kay Noi to me.
its like super addictive.
heh heh heh.
but Tomato flavour is gay!
eeeee. where got nice?
i think Original flavour is much better.
hahha, and me & shirin (my partner-in-crime)
is gonna try out the Tempura Tau Kay Noi soon! :)

I wish I had no friends sometimes.
I dunno why, I just feel that it would be better in a way or so.
I'd rather have no friends.
Really.
I hate this gay feeling, hope it goes away soooooon!

sighhh.

:)
a smiley day.
a happy day!

came back from dinner with parents.
ate at some Sharks Fin place!
>=(
totally against killing sharks for their fins!
TOTALLY!!!! >=(
cruel!
(but veryvery nice to eat.....)
theres scallop balls,PEKING DUCK(YUMMY!!!),and yampaste!
Shiok-ness.

yay! bought so mnay things today!
thanks thanks zhiwei!
and, bought myself many manythings.
weeheeee.

and ONYX won cheerleading, happy!
:)
congrats Garnet for Winning House though.

eventful day,
with Komala Villas, yumyum,
vegetaBLE Briyani, so nice!
super good waiter, love him!

and purani&sylvia!
loves them!
:) First Aider for Sports Day.
the amount of time we run here run there,
can amount to 313778 km .
hahahahaha.
den keep give pple laugh!

PRE-U SEMINAR,
will be in NTU from 21st to 25th May.
Don't miss me!
hahaha.

yay! 1 whole week with sylvia,purani,valerie,annitha.
:) and my Pre-U Sem friends.
LALALA.

JOEI IS A JOEI..
JOEI IS A JOEI..
JOEIIII IS A TROLLEY..
JOEI IS ON A TROLLEY~~
JOEI GETS OFF THE TROLLEY~~~

hahahahahha, the song that xiaomark korkor SANG THROUGHOUT the cam journey can. me,gheeting & melanie died of laughter. he made a medley of his songs, from this Joei is a Trolley, to Tsunami Came, and CheekyPotatoRice, and some other random songs. DAMN FUNNY! recorded it in my phone, wah we seriously made the cab damn noise. been damn long since i laughed so hard. and now the gay song that Xiaomark JUST composed in the cab is stuck in my head, "Joei is a Joei..... Joei is a trolley...." Yes, we died of laughter.

day was fine, cos me & sylvia was stressed out over GPP, hope things will get alot better man, prays hard. went to town and purani & sylvia so sweet can, they asked me eat food cos they noe im terribly superbly hungry to the max till i wanna die. love them so so so much! then went to try white long sleeve clothes, don suit me again! we played around with fragrances which killed us after awhile. then headed to Toa Payoh, we booked our BBQ pit liao! so happy! :)

talked to sylvia when purani went home to take her lappy, nice talk darling girl, don be sad ah! love you, and then gheeting, melanie, albin, nicholas, raymond, DAmark & XIAOmark came and i had to leave for DAmark's bday celebration.

Headed to a restaurant called The Vine Restaurant, took alot of pics, and we all died of laughter, we all agreed that we have NOT laughed so hard and seriously for sucha long long time already! every single thing we say or do is hilariously funny can. haha, like "YOUR MAMA IS A WHORE!" (together with the movement!) or the "XI NU AI LE" (with funny faces).

I swear we'll die of laughter if we hang out too much. gave DAmark his pressie, which we all died laughing, cos we gave himj gay stuffs, like Pokemon deck cards, Naruto card games, Some badge, Some keychain, A torchlight, Aeroplane game, Stickers, Striker, NEcklaces, and comes with a "DA LI PAO!"(translated from chinese to english means Big Present Packet)

HAHAHAHAHA! should see the look on his face when he received this pressies, all these useless nonsense but so funny pressies, den came the REAL one, a card we made for him, damn nice can. credits to melanie & gheeting, so creative.not called art students for nothing indeed.

den sang birthday song with a candle on a brownie. so sweet can the restaurant. then it was video taking time, DAmark and XIAOmark had to do their usual funny antics, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, we died again of laughing.

After the dinner, which was like bout 11, they wanna take a cab down to sengkang, where they can go DRINKING, wad vodka or something, they wanna thon the night AGAIN. too bad i went home. :( i've school and i don't drink! sorry !

oh i forgot to add, Xiaomark did totally funny shits, he scared passerbys with his funny actions, and DAmark with "YOU calm down!", fucking funny. totally died, totally, totally died!! so funny sia. buey tahan. :D makes me laugh till everywhere pain. me & gheeting kept holding on to each other and laugh laugh laugh.

I've lotsa pics, but its in DAmark's camera, and videos to upload!
:) will do it soon! hahahahhahaahahhhaa!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMARK KORKOR!
hope u like today's dinner + pressies!
:) 18th liao, can drink + smoke LEGALLY at last!!

Please, go out again soon!
Very funny! Love you guys so much can!

(and im so happy gheeting and melanie finally met sylvia and maybe, purani! purani had to be gay and run away! gheeting is happy that she finally see the SAME BIRTHDAY as her friend that i have too! YAY! so happy for them!)

Both gheeting's and sylvia's bday is on 21st April.
Both are my bestest bestest bestest sister/friend,
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
And they have almost the same character.
:) :) :)

Thanks Purani for the Turkish food, very nice to eat!
Can we go back there please?!

Oh ya, the Pasir Ris BBQ Pit is 42, Do not Forget.

Love you everyone! hugs&kisses.
im tired and i need sleep badly,
niteyyy!

**EVERYONE LAUGHED AT MY BAG TODAY! so sad! :(

in school now.
have not done GPP yet!
*so stressed!*

must eat more Tau Kay Noi liao!

a little something to share..

You, more than others, truly gain satisfaction from eating. And because of this, you sometimes have difficulty slowing down or just saying no. You enjoy eating and what's great about that is you understand how to appreciate certain aspects of food that others do not. You see food as more than just a source of nutrition or energy. For you, dining, or just plain eating, can be a really enjoyable experience. On the downside, however, you might sometimes indulge too much in the satisfaction you get from eating.

HAHA. so true hor. from tickle.com
im so gay.
i can't believe i do such tests.
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

im feeling rather __________ lately.
i dunno why the sudden _________ too .
its just a feeling of _________ .

cute cute darling Stripey!
my darling Syrian hammie.

I just bought 4 packets of Tau Kay Noi,
plus the 2 packets i bought the day before,
and another 2 packets i bought the day before before,
and the fact that there is only 3 packets left.
shows, im insane.
im totally hooked on tau Kay Noi.
or wad is known as Fried Seaweed or something.
DAMN SHIOK! and ADDICTIVE!
im like craving for it.
siao liao.

HECTIC DAY!
busybusybusy.
doesn't help that my phone is totally spoilt!
EMPTY BATTERY!
can u believe it?
fucking gay.

ooh kinky.
we had lotsa fun today too.
(without my phone)
which is saddening.
had rehearsal after school cos have to,
meet wad Minister tomoro.
den cannot do GPP!
girls, tomoro MUST do ok!
anyway, ate at West Mall,
just reached home, so LATE!!
omg.

i realised, I AM SO GAY!
i was watching the 9 o'clock show,
andi cried! i cried!
cos the husband wanna divorced the wife,
cos he thinks hes old flame is fucking hot,
and that he and his wife cannot communicate,
he totally wanna divorcE!
i cried like a motherfucking fucker.
like a gaybar bitchass bitch.
like how humpty dumpty broke his shell.
I AM SO GAY!!
:( and im still sad thinking of the show.

and i've 10million things to be done.
sighhhh.
cannot enjoy at all!
so sad!
:(

yay! might be receiving a gift from someone!
someone said that he will get me a gift!
before i go to pre-u sem & cambodia!

OHOHOH! and thanks sweeetie,
for giving me 10million mesos in maple!
and Red Work gloves.
totally coool can.
im not a loser in maple anymore.
HAPPY! YAY! :)

I don't feel like going to school tomoro,
but nochoice, gotta go! :(
screamssss!

okiee, gotta go now,
bye pple, hugs&kissesss.

in the library with the girls.


HAHAHA. purani's valentines gift to us.
Syl's Elmo fucking my moomoo cow!


:) on the bus.


yay! after helping the elderlys.


the pretty pretty name sylvia wrote for me.
HAHAHA.


yummylicious Korean BBQ food.
with Aunt Kellyn,Denyse and mummy.


the plaster on my arm after the injection.


just the plaster after i took it out!
look at the amt of blood, gosh.


me being a happy volunteer with the elderlys.
i love my nametag! Joei.princess!
thanks to sweet sylvia darling.


MY SCULPEY desgins! cute rite?
gheeting made super nice ones too!


signs that im becoming a lesbian. HAHA.

WOKE UP AT 5.40 on a SATURDAY!
:( cabbed down to fetch SYL & PURANI.
to go to school.
cos have to go NTU for Pre-U Seminar.

turned out damn fun can!
im in Group 30.
all MI pple were seperated, haha.
was damn sad at first but go to know my group.
and they were a bunch of fun pple can.
knew a few frens already.
:) very very nice pple.
heh heh.

and went to eat KFC together with annitha&valerie.
AT JURONG POINT CAN!!
fuck, brings back gay memories!
jason used to bring me there to play arcade!
:( now im damn scared of that place.

full of laughters,
den went town with SYL&PU,
shopped around and laughed like hyenas.
hahahh, purani said she cant accomplish anything,
with us around and with all the digressing.
but it was fun.

den met up with mummy&daddy,
ate Thai cuisine.
Nice food.
But fucking gay service.
every other customer was Muslim,
so we were the only Chinese.
and i tell you, i swear they plan to bomb our table.
so crappy. i'll nvr go back there.

OHHH! guess what?
My daddy know the place KOMALA VILLAS can!!
i told him purani brought me to eat at a vegetarian place.
he said he ate there like years ago
and its a very famous vegetarian restaurant.
SO COOL!
my daddy say the food there is fantastic.
i so agree with him!
i wannna go there AGAIN!

i just got back to playing maple AGAIN.
hahahhaa.
my account got hacked. :(
i used to look like damn nice,
i look damn nice now also la,
but i had lotsa cool items last time,
plus i was a rich little slut then..
now leh, im poor and without good things.
hmmm.
i shall seduce some maple guys!
ahahahahaha.
all of my frens lvl 100plus.
im still a noob.

have lotsa pics to update!
will do it soon.
or sylvia will nag nag nag !
hahahaa.

I AM TURNING INTO A LESBIAN SOON!
:)
really.

I LOVE THESE PPLE! MY CLASS + THE ELDERLYs

totally happy day.
totally.
enjoyable. amusing.
fun day with the old folks.
to some vegetable farm and fish farm.
:) i want more of such outings to the max.
and i really love food escapades with..
sylvia & purani , my besties of the besties.
:) i had my first time hands-on experience,
with eating with my hands today!
oooh kinky huh.
yes i think its kinky.
I ATE RICE, PRATA, FRIED DOUGH with MY FINGERS!
ALL FIVE OF THEM!
can u believe it?
now my hand is yellow & smells of curry.
purani thinks its a nice smell though.
fooled around and laughed ALOT.
like siao ginas around singapore.
then on the bus back home,
purani & sylvia kept fondling me when it was dark.
:( ticklish !
hahaha and when purani alighted the bus,
some random couple thought that me & sylvia were..
LESBIANS can?
like what the fuck.
then after we caught them saying we were lesbians.
sylvia the idiot HAD TO, HAD TO lean in for a hug.
den i had to hug her back.
and giggle into her ears.
and whisper gay stuffs.
LIKE LESBIANS.
we died laughing, practically died laughing.

and tomoro we are gonna share a cab to our school.
cos we gotta reach BukitBatok by 6.45am.
Brilliant.Wise Act.
cos we got Pre-U Sem at NTU.
good good.

and now have to stay up so so so late,
to do my SPEECH for the minister.
lanjiao. sigh, so many things to do.

anyway, i had cantonese lessons(yes,i noe AGAIN!)
in the morning.
and in the afternoon,
had cambodian lessons.
:)
and i realised i can speak TAMIL.
really.
i noe quite, a number of vocabulary.
AND, alot of A-MA-TA-EH kinda thing.
im super multi-lingual in a way or so.
yay! talented joei.

i am happy !
although theres 10million things to be done.
:)

note to gheeting darling,
sorry i cannot meet u this Saturday,
i need to go back to school for my PRE-U SEMINAR.
sorrrrry!
promise i will find u soon!
i noe u have hot gossips specially for me!
darling, you must know im busy for now!!!!
understand please,
yes hugs&kisses.
KBOX soon i promise you!

hahahahahaahahhaa!
YAY!
If you pple are free,
you guys might wanna take a sneak peek
OVER HERE
:)

My mummy is so happy,
she is gonna die of smiling.

hmmm. bought 2 bird's nest.
one for godmummy, one for mummy.
:) am happy with myself.

ANYWAY!!!!
I HAVE THE WORLD'S BESTEST FRIENDS CAN!
SYLVIA & PURANI !
seriously, i love u girls!
what would i've been without for u two?
the two jokers of my universe.
because you see,
I had to take 3 vaccination jabs,
for my Cambodia trip.
and i am fucking afraid of needles.
gosh, the thought of it goin into ur skin.
scares the daylight shit outta me.
BUTBUTBUT! these 2 sweeties,
actually rushed down from school,
to bukitBatok polyclinic to gimme...
moral/physical/mental support?
haha, so sweeeeet! THANKS!
really thanks a million.
to sylvia for promising me she'll come.
to purani who helped me take my bag cos hand pain.
THANKS x 1000000 fazillion times.
I HEARTS YOU BOTH TO THE MAXIEST MAX!

yupp,and i just sent in my entry to Stomp,
about Mothers Day, hope it will be accepted.

hmm. and i just had Turkish food with Syl&Pu.
yes i know, AGAIN.
i tell you, heavenly.
MUST go again.

and gheeting has some hot gossips for me! yay!
cannot wait to meet her man.

and once again,
a senseless blog entry.
except for the, BESTEST FRENS part.
i love them!
gosh, totally.

**my jab still hurt! ALOT!

Oh my god.
zhiwei just sent me one of my..
all time favourite childhood game.
JAZZ JACKRABBIT!
cool to the max can!
so fun.
its a rabbit going round killing gay monsters.
just to save his princess rabbit.
will be stucked on thisgame for a while.
:)
so fun!
my childhood game man!
heehee.

Here's a random pic of my house.


Here's a cute pic of Kacang eating strawberries.
:) so cute.

I think i'm a little sick.
Was watching the charity show,AND...
when i saw my hot boyfriend up,
i decided to take a few sneak PICS of him.
GOSH! so hot!
Dylan Guo is so hot.
*orgasm X 10000000 times.






hello everybody! sorry for my MIA-ness.
been super super busy with PIs, assignments&more.
and even more assignments.
tests coming forth, and all.
BUT, i shall not blog about those.

very very very gayingly gay.
and gross. yucks.

oh my!
finally my wireless is fixed!
i can finally surf the net in my room!
yay yay yay yay yay yay yay !
thanks to... zhiwei ! :)
so exciting to surf net in my room.
first time.
don't laugh at me ah, i noe i SUA GU.
*SUA GU = mountain tortoise [for non-hokkien frens]

met up with gheeting on friday & Saturdays!
Sculpey-ed. and ..
played with doggy Orange. so cute.
then..talked bout our past AGAIN.
so fun! love those days.
and of cos i love you dearie.

me & purani went back to school on Saturday.
for make-up Pe lessons.
we died.
yes we died and died and died.
but it was QUITE fun when Ram decides to let us off.
:)

im totally in love with Tau Kae Noi Seaweed.
heavenly.
aaaaa.
addicted totally.
even im scared of myself.

I can't wait for more movie & food escapades,
with of cos Sylvia & Purani,
and of cos gheeting too!

**I miss my dajie & rachel & my 4E4 friends!
MEET UP SOON!

school was totally fine, except!
ME,SYLVIA & PURANI DIED!
died rushing assignments.
practically, DIED.
the amount of essays WE had to do.
was absolutely horrifying.
and thus, caused purani her PMS-sy ways.
heh heh.
but we managed to cheer her up!
with funny antics at CoffeeBean.
:) :) :)
so fun! trying to ACT glam. ACT.
they had cheesecake, i had HEATED UP MUDPIE!
fucking to-die-for.
orgasm :)
and Belgian Chocolate ice blended.aaaahhhh.
and then, went home and zzzzzzz.
woke up and stilll gotta do AQ!
gay. and then Project work's PI!!
pang sai.

MY life is hectic at the moment.

I love Kacang & Stripeyyyy.
They are such dearies.

im at home on a holiday! and im quite happy bout it. despite the tons of household chores i gotta do. and the assignments i needa complete. at least my mummy is making Black Chicken Soup for me! double yay-ness to the max .

my gay samsung fone is officially homosexual.
it keeps getting itself low battery-ed on purpose!
and then i'll be "phoneless" for the day.
:(
i want a new phone of my old phone.
or i just want a new new new phone.

Ok, i don want a new phone. i want a repaired phone.
which will be in turn NEW.

kacang & stripey bitten a hole on my sofa.
and my daddy found out. hahahhahaha.
fortunately, he did not scold my darlings.
:) my parents love them can.
though they disapprove of them initially.
so note to gheeting,
let thingss slowly take its course.
your mummy will love Orange darling very soon.
sooner then you will expect.

been in quite an acceptable mood lately.
was quite affected by dyandarling though.
darling, don be bothered by such affairs k.
though the pain will be inevitable,
MUST still SMILE! and have more TALKS!
i love you, remember.

ANDANDANDANDAND!
i love sylvia and purani can!
they brought me to a Turkish.. hmm restaurant yesterday.
I TELL YOU.
we ate like a BOTTOMLESS PIT *according to purani
had chicken burger, then butter rice, then omelette.
and not to forget, salad, french fries, drinks.
and surprisingly, we did not explode and die.
hahahaha. but its damn nice.
at Far East there.
i've never been to any Turkish Restaurant before.
so thanks my best friends!
I LOVE YOU BOTH! so fun.
should have more food escapades. :)
Fuck gaining weight.
Must enjoy fooooood.

Kacang loves my Spongebob Pillow, refuses to get off it.

okay, im off to help my mummy wash her shoes,
BYEBYE!

**i love golden retrievers!
so random . aahhaa.