okay OMG.
watched Transformers and i SWEAR its the bestest show on earth!
i've never liked any movie like that before.
im thinking bout it day and night,
im having sleepless nights just by thinking bout it.
(okay its only been a night)
but omg! i miss it so much.
im gonna catch it again! and maybe the 3rd time!
and 4th.. 5th.. 6th..
it will just go on and on!
i really really love it alot!!
i can memorise wad they say even can.
"Autobots, roll out"
"Decepticons attack"

OMG! its really nice,
please go watch it.

i tot it was gross initially, cos i hate robots,
but after realising robots were so sweet,
now i love them.

okay im going to the Toy department and look at those robots.
i wanna buy an Optimus Prime or any other Transformers robots!
(birthday hint!)
omg i lovelovelove Transformers so much.
yay im gonna watch it again.
and im gonna download it and watch AGAIN.
and im gonna get the dvd and WATCH AGAIN.
OMGGGGG.

** we're not called best friends forever for nothing sweetie, joei&gheeting don come easily you know. pple don call us lesbians for nothing also. haha, omg! u are going to hongkong soon. and u will be back before my birthday! hurray!

The Psychiatrist is in says:
joei no one is born hideous, everyone's beautiful, it's their character and personality that determines whether they're beautiful or not, and you are, never say they're hideous cause you're not.

so sweet. im gonna melt and die in a car crash.
melts & die.. ohh yea.
okay that sounds more like an orgasm.

this is before i lvled.

after i lvled.
i'll change my hat to some Seraphis or i dunno wad.
when i've enough lvl to do so.

hahahaha. im so gay with my gayness!
thanks Doris! thanks for helping me lvl.
:)

i didn't play maple AT ALL man, really.
is Doris help me lvl wan.
thanks a million.

blog next time! byebye!

**gheeting, i suddenly found our chinese garden pics in my mummy's lappy. OMG. i swear we look like the grossest piece of shit on earth. and my daddy & his fren stall, if u want, tell me, i send you.

**melanie, after my exams we'll meet and play find-the-word games in ur rooms okay.

yay! :)
i've finally a brand new e-mail addy.
and its a gmail account, do not know how to use it yet.
BUT, at LAST!! at LAST.......
pple will not laugh at me for my gay email addy,
which i used since PRIMARY 4.
whenever i say or write out cutie_joei@hotmail.com,
pple just laugh and tease me bout the CUTIE.
its getting gross.
therefore, its joei.cookies@gmail.com
is it gmail.com? i think so.
SOUNDS PROFESSIONAL rite?!?!
joei.cookies@gmail.com ..
OMG!
no more laughters and teasings from pple!!

:)

i dislike pple who think their maple acc is VERY precious.
and refuse to share!
ITS OKAY.
>=(
gosh, just as i thought u were like nice.
damn you!

i do not like to associate myself with SELFISH pple.
bye.

hahahaha, :)
im so happy i've great friends.
who reads my blog entry and den commenting
its really funny and all.
i love them. this shows that , my entries are funny.
(okay not THAT funny, but funnier den....
the 14-year-old-loser-who-likes-to-find-KORs-in-maple)
hahaha.
no, you don see her frens writing bout
how her blog makes them laugh their ass off.
OH I FORGOT, one of my "friend" is her no.1 blog supporter,
how can i ever forget that.

ok so u guys gotta take a look at gheeting's latest entry.
its so funny.
bcos its bout me. hahaha.i'll provide u guys with the link.
JUST CLICK ON HER NAME.
GHEETING DARLING

yea. and.. im laosai-ing like a motherfucker now.
like as though i've never laosai in my life before.
its as watery as water.
its gross.

okay my birthday is coming in a month's time.
its time for me to put up a birthday wishlist.
my dajie says i never fail to put up one on my blog always.
AHHAHA.

alritey, talk to you guys soon.
hmm, why don't i "CHOING maple" now.
opps, i forgot, i can't play maple
cos i haven download the patch.
yay gonna be lvl 75 soon!
LEVEL 75 OKAY!
CHEEBYEEEE!!
fucking excited.
sorry for being too overly excited.
sorry for the CHEEBYE.
SORRY!

oh shit, haven blog bout my day
with my class helping out the elderly!
met up with purani at BukitBatok
and laughed when i saw her with SHORT hair.
funny to the max la, i missed her like mad! finally saw her!
:D yay.
saw sylvia at the busstop with __
and den headed off to eat MACs.
(see? when i say i eat MACs,
and when loser-14-year-old-girl says she eats MACs,
the impact is that, pple do not care wad she eats,
BUT pple will more likely care bout wad I eat.
thats the BIG difference between a loser who goes to maple to find KORS,
and a girl who plays maple and DO NOT FIND KORS,which is me)
ok back to topic
its like so fun can.
i learnt how to make BA ZHANG.
and me&sylvia get to take our own ba zhang home!
it was fun. we gave them deserts and all.
they love us alot! i can see that.
hahahaa, and we'll be going back there again soon.

me,sylvia,purani,annitha,valerie,deepak,shirin,jana,nabiHALA
went to Little India to eat Komalas fastfood.
fucking expensive.
the Lassi so expensive. :( den so small cup.
and i would love to praise purani for her bravery!
i found a hair in the Vadeh me n sylvia was eating and..
i found a HAIR in it.
so i just wanted to take it out and put it away
but purani went to ask for a change!
and we got a new set! GOSH!
so cool, shes so nice. so brave.
i'll nvr have the courage to do that.
and me and sylvia decided to be bimbotic for the day.
so fun. to see the annoyed faces of everyone.
hahah LIKE TOTALLY. LIKE WADEVER. LIKE OhMyGod.
i love my friends. alot. way alot. till i wanna die.

:) okay see u guys soon. hugs&kisses.

in a dumbsite in Cambodia.


The HUGE fried cricket i tried to eat. its huge. gosh.

ok hello everybody, im in a splendid mood.
and therefore, would like to share a little something to you readers.
in any case if you are a first time reader to my blog,
please note that i do not BITCH bout pple in my blog,
okay, i RARELY bitch bout pple in my blog.
so, just to spice up my blog a little,
lemme share with u all a little interesting discovery.

hmm, bloggers.
i think if you wanna have a blog, the minimum requirement is that, it should be AT LEAST a little teeny bit interesting. like, so if pple read, they will wanna continue reading, and not just visit ur gay blog once, and leave and never ever read it again. AWW SO SAD. this is wad i call a failure blog. which comprises of mostly, wad i call worthless entries.

example of worthless entries include.. like wad type of FAST FOOD u eat for the day, [WTF??!?!!], if u eat some nice exotic food, like maybe oyster or yada yada, u blog bout it, its totally fine. if u blog bout u eating MACs, seriously, u can just go shut down ur blog immediatly la. another example would be, like the amount of steps u take just to reach ur gay door, or the amount of energy u take to bring ur ugly body to the toilet and stuffs like that. SERIOUSLY, i doubt anyone wanna know bout ur pathetic life u know. its like, why would pple wanna waste their precious time and strain their eyes? I WONDER.

OH OH OH! another thing, about the standard of English. GOSH. i mean, i know i do not have Perfect English, but the least i can do is make pple understand me. and i do not use SPASTIC words like "le lor", "de lor", "sian", "de mah", "think dao jiu sian", etc etc etc.
ITS GROSS! perfectly gross!
her sentences is like ..
"sleep bout 5+ hours NIA.."
"eat mac mah -.-" (wtf is with the gay face? i'll nvr know)
"*yawn* tmr fridae le lor"
"GIB so mani medicine wan faint GIB mi MC"
"___korkor,u big lamer^^,always bully me hor?!i =Pppp" (notice an "i" there?)
"ROAR!" [yes yes i know WTF.]

before i forget, shes grossingly CHEENA, no i've nothing against being CHEENA, im very CHEENA too, i listen to Chinese Emo Songs! BUT, if u speak in alien language in ur blog ah, SERIOUSLY, u gross me out totally. like type in chinese? like what the fuck is wrong with you?

OOPPPS! i forgot, poor girl is only like .. 14? aww, can't blame her for the lack of intelligence den. OH WAIT, do me and gheeting or melanie speak like that when we were 14? i highly doubt so. because we WOULD not and DO not blog bout our GAY loser lives. we lead exciting lives mentioning boon lian and all. hahhahaha.

hmmm, and would like to comment on her spelling errors. very serious. bcos when one wanna play maple crazily, in maple terms, we call it "chionging' maple. means just play like a fucker all day. like u have no life kinda thing. apparently, miss weirdo here spells it as CHOING maple. CHOING. "today no mood CHOING maple". WTF? please. such spelling errors should be obliterated. its fucking an eye sore. WAD THE FUCK IS CHOING! i need to know!

and hmmm, u know theres something called GODBROTHER, or in CHEENA terms called GAN KORKOR. wow. this girl is one hell of a loser. she goes to maple, and finds some random guy, and ask him like, "harlowzxxz hmmm, u wan be my kor?" I AM NOT LYING BOUT THIS! i called up the guy and asked him personally. i just wanna make sure ma. i don wanna make false claims in my blog. later she hurt how. :( pple 14 years old only u know. pple got GAN KORKOR wan u noe. me scared scared. shit im talking like her ALREADY. I mean, GAN KORKOR or godbrothers is SO yesterday. and i thought it should be a natural thing, why would anyone wanna have a korkor she never ever seen in her life before? GROSS. this is wad we call despo. hmm, and of cos, to the guy who accepted her as a MEIMEI(god sister), apparently, hes gotta be a despo too rite? because if i happen to be walking around maple and someone just come up to me and say "hey, wanna be my mei? wanna be my jie?" , i will show him/her my finger and walk away. or maybe, i'll just walk away. why would i wanna waste my time? why would i wanna be a loser and disgrace myself? why would i wanna be associated with NO LIFERS?

ok, because im joei and im not really DESPERATE to have godsisters/brothers.
and to the guy who actually accepted her as a godsis, TRIPLE YUCKS TO YOU.
i despise her loserish blogging skills, which apparently doesn't attract anyone, HEY WAIT, i beg to differ, someone actually tagged "halo mei! gd luck with ur blog, i be no.1 supporter!" WOW. hes so excited bout her blog. hmmm, wads there to support when shes not even up to a mediocre standard of a blogger. I WONDER. some pple just like to leave me wondering.

Sigh, i'll leave up her blog addy for you guys to take a sneak peek,
but i advise u not to, cos ur English will DETERIORIATE as how fast u can even say "WTF am i doing at this gay gross blog?!?!"

hahaha. seeing how dumb and how a person can have no life at all totally brightens up my day, makes me realised im so fortunate not to be like her. and of cos to the guy who is SUPPOSEDLY my friend, knowing he actually wanna be a no.1 supporter of her no-standard-at-all blog, makes me feels very ashamed of having him as a friend. and he actually called her "MEI" and they have not seem each other at all, and they know each other from maple, WTF x 1oo. I refuse to associate myself with someone who associates himself with someone so grossingly gross. I feel so horribly sad for my 'FRIEND'. eeew.
JOKE man JOKE!
Clap Clap Clap.

tsktsk. Be a blogger only also must be so loserish.
LOSER! _l_
please fucking die and rot under a decayed mushroom.
no one will give a fuck bcos u're like worthless.

hahahha sorry for this bitchy post!
but be glad u only get to see such posts once in every red moon.

yay my nails and new bag.
i am a very happy person when i've nice manicured nails.


hahaha capturing happy moments of my hands.


Prissy dear and me at some buffet thingy. the baby is so cute.


my darling fascinated with that thing.


so cuteeee.

its a really cute formation of i-dunno-what.


Me & Dajie - i love her ALOT can.


me & dajie AGAIN.


:)


Random. i see my Stripey's balls. ahahaha.


On the bus.


ooooh..


3 Aunties making drinks.


Daniel and me.


MY darling dajie and ME AGAIN.

BBQ pics. :)

just got back from 4E4's BBQ at Pasir Ris. realised that im always going to Pasir Ris for BBQs. just went there before my cambodia trip. and now im back there again with a different group of pple. anyway it was like so fun. hahaha. :) i love gatherings. i think gatherings are super cute. i love dajie and rachel. they are such nice friends i have. sometimes i think im really fortunate, to be blessed with special friends everywhere. sweet frens like joan, serene, priscilla, shihui, gheeting, melanie, sylvia, purani, o6a3 pple, 4E4 pple, 2E4 pple like xmark,and all. i love them all can. yupp.. and im still very tired to blog bout cambodia though i seriously want to. and, im going for a Ear Candling thingy tomoro, its said to relieve stress, cos im too stressed lately. therefore need to relieve it. makes perfect sense. yea..

and, my mummy just bought me Chivas Regal Whisky or whatever u call that. and i've like 5 Absolut Vodka at home. its like crazy. its like ididn't know i had so many gay alcohol at home. considering the fact that i do not like drinking. i think gheeting will go crazy at the fact that i have the latest Absolut Vodka 100. its like totally black, its like so expensive even though its at DFS. and my daddy n mummy bought me Vodkas when they came back from China too. I think Vodkas are the only alcohol i know of.. at the moment. other den wad Chivas, Tequila, i think the nicest bottles are Vodkas. agree rite gheeting. secret** i didnt know my daddy had a secret collection of SO MANY LIQUORS! omg. the amount of it in his collection is enough to fill the world's population of ocean. there is alot of Absolut Vodka la, gosh i didn't even know. I shall steal some next time. Till then.

I am going to sleep with my parents tonite. I hope they do not have sex.
Nitey.

thats the sweet guy who...... waited for me.......so sweeeet...
the other couple by the side is, is Sopheak and Zhiyang.

YAY! went for the aromatherapy seasalt wadever pedicure just now! my legs are happy, so happy they can complete a 21km marathon in 2 minutes. heehee. den headed over to godmummy's house to teach aloysious boiboi his English homework. poor kid. so many homework to do. primary 1 only can. i still haven got the mood to blog bout my cambodia trip. hahaha. sorry! and i realised im a bigbigbigBIGbigbig loser. i've not watched Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Carribean, Shrek 3 YET. omfg. im always the first to watch movies! :( and all these are no ordinary movies okay! they are blockbusters! and i still haven watched it!!!!! watch me jump to my death. yea and anyway, i bought Hostel 2 from Cambodia, anyone wants to watch, tell me i'll lend it to you. :) and, i cannot wait for my 4E4's BBQ tomoro! or is it the next day. not quite sure. yay! can bitch with dajie and rachel ! wooohoo. and a mental note to self is that i gotta meet up with melaniedarling and gheetingdearie before school starts.



♡ Kacang & Stripey.

i am back from cambodia.
i totally missed Kacang & Stripey till i wanna die.
i totally missed my dear sweet friends.
i totally missed my parents like hell.
i totally missed my bed.

&.. i totally missed Eang Chhan.
Cambodian guys are totally hot. heehee.

ok im too tired to blog, will blog soon alrite.
NEED to go for a spa pedicure soon.
i need to pamper my feet.

its 1.25pm now. its gonna be 4 soon, and i've to leave home to go to school. i'm very very very sad that i've to leave everything behind for 10 whole fucking days. cried when my mummy & daddy went out just now. :( all alone at home. i'll miss my hammies ALOT, one main thing i cannot and can never leave behind, oh no! i'm gonna die of missing them.. sigh. i love them lots.

and another thing, im not staying in a hotel when im in cambodia, it will be some random place where when u wake up, u'll see 3 frogs beside you, together with companion of lizards, beetles, bugs that no one ever seen before. i bet no one even come up with a name for these unknown bugs. sobs. i HATE insects. and THERE WILL BE MOSQUITOS! for frens that know me, they know i DETEST & DESPISE mosquitos, (i wish im black so they can't see me in the dark!) [hahah, sorry purani&the rest of my co.WILL MISS YOU!]

it will be a hot sunny place, yes hotter den singapore, the YMCA pple said there is ALOT of insects, like BIG locusts. FROGS, SCORPIONS, and spiders!(lots of them!), i'm gonna cry. seriously. I'm gonna coat and smear myself with lots and lots of INSECT REPELLENT! yay! if you happen to smell insect repellent in singapore, its me. don worry, its just joei in cambodia drowning in her 3 different kinds of insect repellent she brought there.

There will be no proper toilet facilities, there will be dirty toilets(i think!), and we've to wash them ourselves. i hope they have clean toilets (insect-free i hope!) BUTBUTBUT, know wad? the YMCA pple said frogs will jump out from the toilet hole sometimes. AAAAA. WHAT?! WHAT?! FROGS IN THE FUCKING TOILET? i tell you, if u feel singapore shaking at any time, don worry, its just joei screaming and jumping like a deranged motherfucker over at the cambodia toilet bcos some random frog or insect is inside it.

First time going abroad without close friends, without someone to depend on. I shall try to be independent for once then. I've Damark & Xiaomark & ShiHui during my NewZealand trip, now i've no one really really close. :( Its okay. some pple even go with strangers! so i shall relax.

My daddy asked me, "Will you get homesick?" hmmm. I will get hamster-sick. MY KACANG AND STRIPEY ah.. i lovelovelovelovelove you all. please be soft, healthy and cute during my demise to cambodia for 10 days. i promise to shower you with 324499 times of love that i've neglected you all. I miss my hammie darlings, my bed, my lappy, my phone!, my friends, my families. . . EH JOEI TAN! cmon la, you going for 10 days only. can stop acting like u going for 10 years anot?.

:(
Its hard parting. so so so hard.
I'll be all alone at night, all alone and cold......(might be hot&stuffy!)
No music for 10 days..
No proper baths.
SHIT! No grooming sessions.
When im back, i will go for my manicure & pedicure sessions IMMEDIATLY!
I don wanna get tanned! aaaaaa.

BUT, for the sake of volunteering, for the sake of the poor kids there, I WILL SURVIVE. I WILL SURVIVE. WILL. hey, and we're supposed to dance some hiphop dance there. how the fuck am i gonna ever learn? i seriously dunno how to shake sexily. i noe how to shake retardedly though. not sensually, sexually or sexily. only retardedly.

Yes, it will be fun there! really, to be able to help the kids, make them happy. such happiness comes from deep within the heart, the contentment is different. i like such happiness, its simple and sweet. maybe i'll be a changed person when i come back, i'll realise the beauty of simplicity.. i'll feel a simple life can be as happy too. YAY!

Okay, so.. I'll be back real soon. its only 10 days, 10 days.. joei tan, stop acting like u will be going for 10 years. 10 days will zoom past in a blink of 321847348 eyes. at least i've my PSP to tide over my sadness. My Sims 2!

Everyone take care alright. I miss all of you.
Hugs & Kisses.
Kacang & Stripey, i love you both.
My friends, see you all soon.

15th June- 4e4's chalet.
18th June- SG30 gathering at sentosa!

I've a strong feeling that despite me whining bout leaving singapore now, im very very sure i'll cannot bear to leave cambodia when the leaving time comes. The irony and contradiction of my life. Tsk tsk tsk. I will confirm cry when leaving there too. hahahahaha. really. Sentimental emotions. so gay. Hi, i'm so gay with my gayness.

alritey, gotta do a last round of checking. :)
BYE! see u all on the 12th.

I envy pple with pple to love them unconditionally.
with pple to love them wholeheartedly; AND NOT FLIRT.
I envy them!
=(

sorry gheeting darling!
i know u're at sengkang
but i've far too many things to do!
will meet up once i get back!
and please pass melanie her earpiece IF possible.
thanks sweetie. i love you.and her too.

HAHA, Pre-U Sem pple, remember the pervertic photographer.
I wonder why I've sucha face sometimes.
It makes me wonder why.
No one knows why either.
Makes me feel like a mutant.
But I can't help but keep doing it.
I think I'm gay. Shit.

So..
I'll be at CAMBODIA from the 3rd June to 12th June.
YESYES, i know u guys miss me.
(hahaha)
i'll be back in a jiffy, i promise.
I loveLOVElove doing Volunteer Work.
makes me feeeeeel goooood.
yea.... soooooo gooooooooodddd.
(kinky kinky)

hmmm, and oh ya.
The BBQ was a blast!
I slept! in the tent!
Sorry for the rest who didn't get a place. :(
I was tired.
It was FUN to the max though.
Then went to school and saw Renuka & Annitha AGAIN.
HAHA.
The food was fucking yummy.
LOVE it.
yayYAYyay for it.

:) :) :)

Ok, i love you all.

And i mustMUST tell u all that i loveLOVE missMISSSmiss my hammies,
Kacang&Stripey ALOT! love them loads.

I named my Sims 2 character "JoKa"
Guess why?
Because its a mixture of Joei + Kacang!
Jo Ka.
HAHAHAHA.
I'm so gay with my gayness.

(i love FAMILY GUY!! PLEASE go yutube to take a sneak peek)