Hello all, I've disappeared from school for a zillion days already, (DO YOU THINK ANY OF MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY MISS ME?!?!) hmmm. I've not seen them for sooo long! Okay so this is what I've been busy with recently.

My Sunday! - Working at Conrad Hotel for the F1 event with BFFs.


Getting ready..



Gheeting says I look slim here.
(does she mean I look un-slim elsewhere?)


We look damn nice right, like professionals. HAHA.
And we ate like a million and one food, nice great food.
Pictures are all with Menny and Gheeting, we had alot of FUN!!!
And we are like paid to eat, slack, sleep, play wordsearch, and take things.
Like seriously, FUN!! Working with them is just pure FUN!!
So, work ended about 12midnight & so went over to Godmummy's house to play with Riri and eat my granny's leftover buffet food.

My Tuesday. - at NAFA being model of the day for Gheeting's class.
So I had to just stay positioned for 3 hours, my ass was killing me, and at some point, my nose was reallt itchy but I dare not scratch it, hahahaha. I didn't smile, and therefore they all didn't draw me smiling so I look grouchy, almost like Purani, had an Oscar face. But it was fun, I'm paid anyway!!


The initial stage..


Nice hor?



All the artists at work!!


So interesting man.


I like this, looks so emo, and my thighs are too small to be true.. ahhhh.





Gheeting's workplace, the most comfy-iest one.


:)

I like this drawing too, but my thighs are seriously way TOO small, they are like perfect thighs man!


Me being positioned like that for 3 hours, with 5 mins break in between but I was hurting all over, really its not easy okay!


Look at the chair, gheeting drew it damn realistic-ly ok! MY fave piece.




And you know how I always wanted to be very skinny and anorexic-skinny kind of skinny, and since last time pple advised me against it cos they said I'd look better with some meat or something, I finally understand what they meant, and with this, I really DO NOT wanna be skinny. HAHAHAHAHA.

Take a look and you will know what I mean..

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Joei with a skinny face!

and the dear artist is my dear best friend gheeting.
I didn't know I look like that to her, with perfectly sunken face, so skinny looking almost like a monkey, and I look anorexic here.

So everyone thank Gheeting! She made me realised how I SHOULD NOT be skinny! :) My friends will love you dearlyyyyy. And thanks Gheeting for allowing me to the object of your works, love ya!

BYEBYE PPLE!

FUCKED UP!

I don't know why I typed that, but I'm not feeling fucked up or anything, haha. I got my menses in school today, fortunately I found out fast! (yay!) Anyway, I shall not go to school tomorrow cos it shall be rest day for me, (like I haven't had enough rest......) HAHA.

OMG Elvin just called me, and I totally forgot that tomorrow is Friday!! YIPPEEE YAYAYA! But he has to book in on Saturday, CRAP. :(

Why do I've so many things to do?

I am like in a foreign place now, left with a computer for 2 hours or more. Like seriously, and its quite funny. I'm actually glad this place is air-conditioned, plus theres internet access, and although I'm all alone in the dark in a strange place, I really have no idea why I'm not scared, like seriously. HAHA, I can't really disclose where I am now, I've my reasons for being secretive alright.

My eyes are damn itchyyyyyyy.

Alright, I feel like escaping to some secluded island and spend the rest of my life there. Firstly, there must be plentiful of food there, like neverending supple kinda thing, MUST HAVE: Salmon Sashimis, Negitoro sashimi(oooh sex), Prawn Tempuras, Soba, my medium rare beef with fats, Teriyaki Chicken with Egg and rice, Maggi noodles, Meatballs, Sotong balls!, Shark's fin(okay i'll give that up for the sake of the poor sharks.), all kinds of soups, Nasi Padang-my usual egg, with curry vegetable,and the fried potato thing, MY CHICKEN BRIYANI FROM YISHUN!!!!!!, chicken skins!(oooh double orgasms), prawn noodle with more fried pork lard, yummy hokkien mee from Lorong 9 Geylang, IKEA's meatball!!!!!(my all time fave), gheeting's mum kuay chap(godly), and meesiam, and mee rebus and eeefu noodles!!!!!!

I am mad. Usually when people are on an island, they think of bringing things like their electronic gadgets, or some other things. How come I think about so many food?!?! I am like deprived of food because of my stupid diet which is going nowhere. Elvin says I will die if I keep puking after I eat. (hahahaha, I AM BULIMIC!!!!!). I told Elvin I won't die, he says I will, and my tummy will rot or something, I shall not believe him.

I've not eaten the whole bloody damn day, all I had was some luncheon meat bread, its leaving me hungrier than fucking ever. :( I hate this whole I-cannot-eat-cos-I-am-so-fat thing. Maybe I should just let it go and be as fat as possible, like seriously. I mean its not like my fatness is posing a problem to me, hahaha, except that I stress Elvin out alot with my im-so-fat craze, and that I can't wear sexy clothes(oh man, you guys have no idea how much I HEARTS sexy clothes.) I swear that if I ever become slim, which is highly mpossible, the first thing I'll do is parade around my neighbourhood in sexy clothes meant for slim people! AND I WILL WEAR A BIKINI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I WILL START HAVING SEX!!!!!! Yea reason number 2 for me abstaining from sex is bcos I am FUCKING FAT, so if my boyfriend is gonna get turned off by my body, we might as well not get it started in the first place. So we shall all pity Elvin cos he is one hell of a deprived guy. :( so sad.

Okay so the thing is, I am never gonna become slim. HAPPY NOW?!
All the useless rantings. My blog is turning damn loserish and filled with fats.
Like owner, like blog.

HAHAHAA, you know what?
After all that I've said, I am still not gonna give up the love I've for foooood.
FOOD IS MY LIFE & I INTEND TO KEEP IT THIS WAY.
I live to eat good food! yumyum.

***I sound like a lunatic, stay away from me for the time being.

This time, I really miss Elvin like lots. :(

He has to be in camp like from Sunday to Friday, so technically speaking, we only have Saturday for each other. I can't believe I am saying this but..... how can I go on like this!? Being so loserish, gotta miss and wait for a guy. :( I'll not say its unfair cos Elvin might be feeling the same way too. But sooner or later, it'll take its toll on both of us. and then.. bad things are gonna happen. and you would't see happy pictures like the one above and the ones beneath already!!

Like everyone always say, relationships tend to go haywire when the guy's serving the army, like seriously, I so agree okay. Usually they say its the girls who go out to look for affairs, for companionship(okay I will NOT do that, it just doesn't make sense for the heart to hold more than 1 person seriously), but for some cases, its the guy who screws up totally(just bcos you are tired or stress doesn't mean we've to accomodate you guys, we girls are equally miserable alright!!)

And I don't really understand why pple can have affairs so readily these days, affairs ruin relationships so badly. Like they hurt not only one, but maybe two, or three, or four people! Like what the fuck is the purpose!?

And Dyan said something which makes sense and is so fucking unfair. Why is it when a guy flirts, he is given beautiful names like CASANOVA, WOMANIZER, DON JUAN, etc. and when a girl flirts, its like CHEAP, SLUT, VIXEN, BITCH, WHORE, blah blah. So annnnnnoyyyyinggg!!

Okay I am PMSing. My menses is supposed to come today, no signs of it yet though.

And I know, I am blabbering nonsense up there, ignore those.

Hello all, my pictures with Elvin at Sentosa & Chinese Garden are here!


I LOVE THE BIRDS OKAY!!!!!!

secret: (elvin is actually very afraid of the birds lor..)
loser.haha.

AT THE INSECT KINGDOM OR SOMETHING.

we saw these beetles fucking & that got us high the wholeeee day!
actually, it was Elvin who kept bugging me to take this pic.
Seriously.


We spotted this big fat caterpillar and I touched it and its damn soft!
And theres lots more on that plant!!!!!

HIGH !

On the skylift - contorted faces cos we were eating potato chips and i was threatening elvin that I will make him fall.

AT THE LUGE.

Elvin very happy - first-timer (don't blame him)

AT THE 4D MOVIE THINGY.

also very happy.



phone's camera-so its quite unclear.


Elvin: "this is the face you always give when you are losing an argument, or when you've already lost."

THE TOWER THING.

elvin is a beaver.



UNDERWATER WORLD!


Joei and Elvin with................ the Garoupa-lookalike fish which has an enormous mouth, me and Elvin named it Jeanette. I mean, we guessed that it was a female fish.... and we were damn happy to take pictures with it. Hello fish! we gave you a name, jeanette!


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CHINESE GARDEN!


(i spotted 4 Kacangs behind me!!!!!)

TURTLE MUSEUM.

Elvin was damn enthusiastic about feeding the tortoise, he claims he loves ONLY fishes and turtles/tortoise whatever. But the tortoise are really cuteeee! They respond and they LOVE food, and they BITE ! Like damn ferocious. One of them can even break bones.... and I thought they look quite retarded and harmless, and slow and everything.

OKAY.

I just wasted alot of time uploading pics.
byebye!
*and ya, I've grown fatter okay! I want no comments about me becoming fatter!!!!!

I promise to slim down once I get my determination!
So stop pressing me!!
(okay no one is actually pressing me, its my inner voice at it. its quite eerie. Like somethings telling me it might be youuuu........)

I went to Sentosa with Elvin on Saturday! We totally had lots of FUN, and we enjoyed ourselves to the max, yippee. And went over to Chinese Garden at night, :) . We love eventful days like that. Elvin is damn nice cos he has learnt how to deal with my PMSness. Love you for that.

My diet is so not working out, its like I am gaining more weight.
Wtf.

Okay, I am like damn busy recently. Don't know why.

See ya sooooon!

Its the last Prelims paper tomorrow, I shall ENJOY MYSELF FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

Just a teeny weeny bit.

:)

hey there.

YOU've SCREWED THINGS UP AGAIN!

& guess what? Its not the first & neither is it gonna be the last time you do that.

:) Congrats.

YAY! Feels so good to have such fucked up things adding on to my already-very-high stress level. I SIMPLE LURVVEEEEEE IT MAN! :) :) :)

Thanks for being sooooooo understanding.
Like, seriously thanks.
P.S: you sure know how to make me feel better, like WOW!.

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!!!!!!

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just what the fuck is wrong with YOU?!?!?!?!

I cannot blog lor!!!
Each time I start to blog, I get the need/tendency/urge/desire to blog again!
:(
means I am breaking my technology diet!
DIETS JUST DO NOT WORK FOR ME!!!!!!

KNN!

Anyway, I am going on a real diet. Like seriously.
(of course given that I ABHOR diets)....
I don't know how this is ever gonna work out but!
My source of motivation comes from Gheeting,Menny,Xueling,ISabel and all the other skinny people in the world. They are like so slim !!!! And I am like FAT and FAT and FAT!!!!!
It irks me to know that I am fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll still love eating of course........ so.............. I don't know what are my plans yet.

BUT! Elvin is very annoyed with me!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
I refused to go out with him today cos I feel fat and I can't go out.
He says he is gonna ban me from going out with slim and pretty pple so I wouldn't act cranky after meeting slim and pretty pple ! MAKES SENSE MAN!
Its like why can some people be so slim, WHY WHY WHY.
:( I wanna be anorexic or something. Okay I shall decide to be anorexic as of today.

IF I CANNOT BE SLIM, THEN AT LEAST LET ALL MY FRIENDS BE FAT!!!!!!!!
(okay okay I touch wood for you guys.)

Anyway.. I missed my 4E4 chalet today, :( but its alright, I'll see my dajie next week.
I hope they had fun!!!!

I was watching the Kimora marathon thingy!!!!! Damn nice!!!Love it!

okay byebye!

Hello everyone I am fine.

I have Literature paper like tomorrow and I am here!!!!!! I am mad.

Anyway, I hung out with my pretty & fucking skinny and slim sweeties like Gheeting, the fairy, Menny, Isabel, Xueling and Elvin!, Wilson, Jeffrey and co.

So fun, though the purpose wouldn't be having fun, it was major crisis. So its not all fun. Everything will be fine my darling, so dont cry dont sad anymore!

Elvin is having block leave now and I am having exams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is sooooo unfair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And quote of the day, after discussions with Dyan and lotsa new infos from those pretty girls....................................
"ALL GIRLS ARE SADISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

like seriously lor.
I don't know why girls like to suffer.
Its like, they know it BUT they still want it or something.

Siao ding dongs.
(Joei included)