this is the coolest pic of the century. its taken without any planning. and its taken in a lecture hall. and 3 of these dumbass are sleeping in the coolest position like ever. i feel very sad for the lecturer, to have students like them, and zhiwei can actually tell me, "we're not the only one sleeping" .. now i really feel super sad for the teacher. wad kinda students are evolving nowadays man, can't they jus be role models like ME, THE GREAT COOKIES, will it kill jus to be as nice as studious as intellectual as ME? will it? THINK OVER UR BEHAVIOURS MAN.

the saga over the missing hamster is officially over.

yupyup, tat dumbass apparently escaped from the container i put it in. its name is Nutty. its a male. a bloody white hammie. it was missing for a whole night. caused me a restless night. and obviously i felt helpless and all. to the extent that i called Nadira at about 2am to sell the widow, Hazel, cos i tot its ByeBye to Nutty forever. this morning, i shifted my cupboard, and tadah! i saw that piece of white shit staring back at me with those, please-do-not-kill-me expression. nothing can ever decribe how relieved i felt at the very moment. AAAA. finally its back to my arms again~ i love u darling.. and suddenly, i do not wanna sell Hazel anymore.. and THANKs WADEVER that Nadira's dad do not allow the hamster in her house! woohoo. yay! i mean, yay for me not yay for her. shes depressed, cos her brothers and her all want it.. its ok darling, we all love you.

hmm. its been a month or so since we are seperated, sometimes the pain seems too much to bear, sometimes your presence still lingers and it won't go away, yupp, there is jus too much tat time cannot erase.. its perfectly normal, i reckon. although its been a long time since i've been feeling this way. sometimes u jus wan someone to be dependent on, and i realised all these while, its him thats been taking such good care of me. sometimes when u sit back and reminisce, u realised its the past that keeps u going.. im not gonna probe so much into such things, its jus a phase of my life~ jus a phase.

happiness ~ weee.

reason: 1. not goin for Econs tomoro.
2. got 2 new baby hammies. bought it myself today. very very cute. but very afraid of me.
3. going to be lvl 7 in KOL soon, need 3 more muscles ONLY.
4. me & zhiwei just owned some bloody dumb cheena noobass in Gunbound.

i love my new hammies. they are called Hazel-nut. the male one is ALOT bigger sized den the female one. and yes, i wan them to bloody mate. gimme some cute offsprings. the male is a Winter White PEARL, so its white in colour, so cuteee. the female is a normal grey, black dorsal striped one, its only 2 weeks old, damn tiny, and retarded, and cute, and very very got NO BALLS(cowardly)., runs away each time i attempt to squeeze it. the female hammie is called HAZEL. the male is called NUT.

anyway, KACANG my darling hammie attempted to attack HAZEL-NUT. but KACANG is very very very gentle towards me...... hmm, she is probably jealous. and wants them dead. so i'll focus more on her. ITS OK HONEY, i still love u alot kacang. i'll let u see my blog when i bring u out to the computer table later k.. i love u!

im soooooooo depressed. its my June holidays, supposedly. but, i aint got no holidays at all. i don like it one bit. arghhh. and a whole lot of dumb assignments to do.. =( and i've still got no signs of any CheChe Bag yet. maybe i should jus steal it. =D im gonna call for a whole load of us to go in, and den im gonna sneak off with that dumb bag. =) THAT DUMB BAG. THAT DUMB GAYINGLY GAY BAG THAT MAKES ME HAVE REPEATED OCCURENCE OF WET DREAMS EACH NIGHT. aaaaaaaaa.

sighh, why do some pple jus go on n on n on about guys guys n guys................ i cant take it...................... sorry but i jus couldn't........................its so..dumb..dumb..dumb..dumb.. and to the extent of doin the most senseless and worthless thing on earth.. its like, argh. might as well use the time to go look at my Che Che Bag lor. =) im sorry but i jus got no interest in doing certain things u pple like to do.

i miss my bisexual lunatic alot. hes so hot. aaaaaa. can i not name him a bisexual lunatic. can i. can i name him something like, the gorgeous man or something. i can't believe i have a thing for my te***er.

to Naddear: that dumb dickhead is a dumb dickhead. so no point, see the point? his bitch is a bitch. so lets all accept the fact. and u are better off without a dumbass like him. and pls do not continuously change ur mind bout giving up or not, its confusing me. but no matter wad, u'll always have our support! REALLY. =D smooches. u ugly ancestor of the burnt vagina fuckface.

**i plan to marry anyone who gets me the CheChe bag. and i'll screw that kind old soul 20784327840 times a second.. i solemnly promise i'll do that.

COOKIES'S WISHLIST.

1. that CheChe Bag - $209
2. that CheChe Bag - $209
3. that CheChe Bag - $209
4. Adidas Jacket - $139
5. Samsung SGH-E870 - $unknown yet.
6. CheChe Bag
7. CheChe Bag
8. CheChe Bag
9. CheChe Bag
10. FUCK ! i said CHECHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arghh.

im obsessed with that shitty bag k. that bloody dumb bag tat cost $209 . gayingly gay ! *yells.

anyway, im not gonna smile unless i get that bag. i insist........

went out alot lately, with syl dear to go mass shopping n all.. with dage, tommy n zhiwei to watch X-men. super nice like crazy. i like storm.. and plus. i did a manicure n pedicure yesterday ~! mood increasing.. mood increasing.. but at the thought of me now owning that dumb cheche bag, my mood jus dropped to bloody negative 1 million. muahahhaa.

although its the dumb holidays now. i've got totally NO holiday at all. none. jus none. all filled with extra lessons n all.. sighhhhhh.

did i ever mention how much i love my bloody hamster, Kacang? shes Kacang my hammie. heehee. i like her to the max. cos shes very tame lately. she lets me strokes her to sleep.. i like her. shes so soft. one day, i'll squuze the fuck outta her. *squueeeezeeeee.kisses her. i like biting her lately too.. dunno why..

P.S: * will someone get me a Cheche Bag plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss?! pls. i need it. pls. its my life. pls. its my oxygen. plssssssss. i cant live without it..

fucked up. KNNBPCB~ _l_

sorry for that profanity. im jus so sorry. but im currently jus mother fuckin pissed. pissed by the fact that some pple are jus bloody free with alot of free time to waste. and things that they do are so unconstructive. they ruin up happy moods like mine. they act like they are some bloody transvetite hookers whoring about. they should jus die in some bloody major BODY explosion. means the body jus explodes for no apparent reason. i dun care. its call Spontaneous Combustion. ur body jus go up in a flame, and poof! u're bloody gone. yay.

humans, they are all like this, aren't they? sometimes i wonder why on earth do we have a mouth for? i mean , we could jus jolly well use our fucking mouth to EAT, EAT all sorts of nice delicacies and all, why the fuck do we use it for talking? WHY? some dickheads apparently have the biggest mouth ever. i swear if we really can't talk, and the only way of communication is sign language, _l_ i'll be communicating with them thru _l_ only. yup. jus thru the middle finger. fuckers!

i don see why pple should care wad i do with my life. its my life. its not ur motherfucking loser life. i noe ur life is as pathetic as how an insect tries to destroy a HDB flat, but then again, its ur life. so don assume my life is as LOSERISH as urs. stop acting like a deranged whore trying to SAVE my life or SAVE ME from anything. i seriously don need tat. and if u seriously have a alot of free time to spare, u may try filling up ur deflated balls with motherfuckin helium gas. and maybe u'll have bigger balls. but then again. who cares rite? cos u're being very very worthless, no one cares bout cranky pedophiles like u . so u decide to turn ur attention to me? i have one very sweet thing to say to u, a super sweet thing. JUST BLOODY DIE OF FUCKIN DIABETES NOW. and i hope ur next worthless generations all suffer from diabetes as well.. worthless piece of trash. do the world a favour and jump down to ur death. the world will celebrate ur bloody downfall. serious. im not lying. or at least, i'll celebrate. =D _l_

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i like bein materialistic. i like it. try stopping me? worthless impotent bitchass.

P.S: i want that Che Che bag, that costs $214 . =) i want it.

NOW, I REALLY LOVE ALL MY FRENS. really real.

okay, so yesterday was the MI CARNIVAL. the longly awaited carnival which brought about many blood, chickens, tears, pains, sorrows, disputes, fun, laughter, happiness. its a success though. sold all the things. yupyup. i hope everyone enjoyed themselves. cos i did. =D

special thanks to Zhiwei, Eric, Jason dage, Gheetingdarling, Dajie, Dajie's bf(my jiefu), Rachel, Rachel's bf(MIKE), Tommy, Jolie, my Mummy & Daddy for comingggg. i love u all for that k. and for dumping 70 bucks in jus lidat. either u all love me alot, or u all love me alot. its either one. seriously man.

and additional super thanks to MOST of the 06b2 pple. =) u all roxxxxx. hugs&kisses k.

but im super exhausted, jus super exhasuted to the max. i need to rest. i think im coming down with a flu. *weeps. now im gonna be weak.. so im not goin to school on monday. woohoo? alrite.. so im gonna sleep now. love ya all.

P.S: thanks Jerome for giving me a lift there. THANKS. and i noe im ur princess. in fact, im THE princess. (shut up, no more arguments)
**********IMPT.. Sandra&Purani, i wan my Bisexual Lunatic pic in ur camera!! SEND IT TO ME!

i really love ALL my frens. seriously serious.

haha. went out with my lovely primary sch sisters on tuesday ~ very enjoyable EVEN though its only at Rivervale Plaza. lol. went to Macdonalds n den to food court. and we were like "yak yak yak yabba yabba yabba dooda dooda dooda blablabla eee uuu owowoa yak bak eeyorh" all the way . Girls bitching about the past. about some retarded pple around us and all. its jus so enjoyable la. i <3>

Cookies: Of cos, I won't forget about you! :) You've got a nice blog also~ I missed those times we had in primary school. Haha. Remember that we used to say when we grow up, we wanna buy a house and we shall live together! Haha. Time really flies and thinking back, we had so much fun. Haha. Don't get stressed in your new school. Cheers. Don't forget that I'm always here, just a sms or phone call away. Call/sms me when you need me. You can even come to my house to find me, if there's a need. Haha. See ya some other time! Loves. Takecare. *Hugs. Oh yeah, you're a good, terrific friend, sister, girlfriend. Don't get depressed. You're great, seriously.

to Joan dear: yupyup i love u too. sisters for life. and we'll never be apart cos. u live below me. MUAHAHA. love ya ~ u are jus like SUPER SLIM N PRETTY !!! >=( !!

yups, anyway. went to Nadira's house to marinate the chickens for my Saturday's school carnival yesterday.. me n sandra both rreached home at close to 12 midnight. it was a fun experience though. like we saw either some gigantic grandfather chickens and even some dumb noob chicken which have not even reach puberty yet. its jus so hilarious. and i tell u, the chicken is jus marvellously delicious. WOOHOO. u'll get 10 orgasms right on after eating it. YUMYUM. and i would like to give my thanks to MY DEAREST TEACHER MR NG, cos he fetched me, Sylvia n Nadira all the way from sch to Bedok to do our shopping, and hes so sweet. and another double thanks to sandra n purani who comes all the way fromTOh TUck to Bedok jus to help. thanks hunnies. anyway, PLS BUY FROM MY STALL K, its called BURGER BEARS. plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspslpsls... i give u all 4382174814712846 kisses each if u all buy from my stall.. heehee.

(there will be pics uploaded soon, currently starving , so i eat first hor) hahahaha. dumbass. love ya all

P.S: i love all my FRENS ALOT !!! aaaaaaaaa.
2nd note ** i love that Bisexual Lunatic. i love him, i do !!

friends.

hmm. okay.. so this is about friendships and all.
firstly, friends should not argue over minor issues.
secondly, in my opinion, i feel frens are more impt den LOVE.
thirdly, frens are important. really. they are not jus there for u, they are ALWAYS with u, spiritually, mentally, physically, wadevercally kinda thing.

so sighh. the first issue.. my best frens are having a fight kinda thing. so its like. yea.. maybe cos im not a 'conflict' kinda person, i dunno how to exactly face it. but i feel that, you guys should talk to each other on a face to face basis kinda thing. cos if u don't, many many misunderstandings occur and the hatred jus continues plunging.. if u guys talk it out, u might probably be like, "ohmygod, i didnt say dat.. lol wad makes u think so?" kinda thing.. so u never noe.. i hope u darlings try talking to each other k. jus wanna say im jus so affected by this whole event that i refused to talk .. lol. even to dearie syl. thats the worst thing that happened..

until.. something bigger came up..

SANDRA WANTS TO GO TO PUERTO RICO NEXT YEAR AND SPEND HER LIFE FOREVER THERE!!! SHE WANNA LEAVE ME AND PURANI STRANDED HERE, WITH NO ONE TO GIVE ME HELP WHEN I NEED IT. =(

bcos u see, sandra is obliged, i repeat, she is OBLIGED to take care of me and treat me nicely for the rest of her life.. and now, she has to go. HEY no, not she HAS to go, she WANTS to go. against all odds, she jus HAS to go. okay but as u can see, it is a very sweet thing to begin with. like her n her beau Emm, two diff pple, two diff core language, two different sides of the earth. two different time zone, two different this n that.. and they are in love. SEE , IN LOVE. <3 but i think my dear sandra is taking it a little too seriously to a large extent. to the extent that, she feels that frens aint important anymore. i tell u , my heart jus simply shattered when she told me n purani that.. i mean, cmon, frens stick by u no matter wad.. we are not even the kinda shallow frens, or acquaintance, we are SLEEPING buddies or even darlings~ we don even share a shallow frenship.. right? how could u say u didnt care how we felt? im jus so totally devastated to the max. *sigh. u need to spare a thought for us u noe.. sandra said she didnt care if we are sad or we miss her anot. she claims that we would forget her after half a year.. okay, maybe some pple are like dat.. but im not. really. i treasure frens like super lots. im not even kidding. maybe this Puerto Rico thing is jus a phase she is goin thru now.. cos they are at the TRULY MADLY DEEPLY in love stage.. so irrational thoughts will randomly come like dat.. but i wish sandra could treasure our frenship more.. and not jus 'heckcare' our feelings. she said to us " u think i care?" when we said we would be totally sad if she leaves. =( im jus so sad...............

but actually, all of us have such thoughts too, it might only be a dream but.. who doesnt think of escaping? like i wanna escape to New Zealand and have sex with the cows. ok kidding. i wanna have a farm there.. rear animals.. LOTs of animals and all. thats my dream.. so Sand's dream is to be with her loved one in Puerto Rico. its not wrong, so i do not think we should stop her, but jus hope she thinks rationally, like the cost of living, the adapting.. it isn't easy living with jus anyone in a foreign land.. it jusnt isn't.. till then, there will be many things u cannot leave behind. serious. and i need to get it across to my dearie sands head that, pls do not think of ur frens as sucha light thing.. or shallow creatures that forgets u after half a year. for one thing, im sure, positively sure, taht purani n i are NOT such pple, we are loyal frens. cant u even tell that? i noe u are mature enough to even noe this tiny fact rite? darling pls say yes.

so i hope i made my point. that i treasure all my frens alot. ALL frenships jus WILL NOT be forgotten. and don treat frenships so lightly.. its frens thats wad keeps us going... really..

**sands dear, im not stopping u from flying there, but PLSPLSPLS u gotta plan nicely ~ and pls don ever say "so? who cares whether u are sad anot?" again, its a BIg blow to me.

hi pple ! Joei the Cookies is here again !! weehee. and spot 2 hotties up there? me n my dearie Syl.
It says on the note, " Sandra, Hi its me, Nadira!" -retarded.
dats when she did it. she pasted 3 sticky yellow notes on sandra's head.
Thats our darling Sandra. listening to her iProck n writing to Emm as usual. AS USUAL. tat face.
me n Nad's hand ! shes trying to show us the logic of our fist the size of our heart. apparently my heart is tiny?
The Princess of our class. the poshie elegant pretty slim mirror addicted Diana~
okay. this is Choco Yanyan with STORBELI[sorry for this twittish speeling] pocky. guess which is my pocky!
WEE. tats me looking so haggard cos i didnt sleep last night. and showing off my nice MILK mirror from zhiwei. i look slim.. hmm..
PURANI ~ PUNARI ~ i took her pic and she wanna sue me.. do i sound scared in the least?
My TABLE. my pencil case, File, my billabong bag with my SPONGEBOB keychain, mirror n comb. i like it~

there are more pictures actually. i cant upload it. dunno why. today was an orgy day.. me, syl n nad kept humping each other. as in. HUMp HUMP HUMP. very lesbiany. but i like it.
i need to touch on a few topics. about FRIENDSHIP. shall do it later.. =) enjoy the pics. shall upload more. the humping pics and all.

WALL OF FAME

1. Sherman Low, u ROX la. help me so much.
2. Rachel Teo HuiFang, my darling! helped me ALOT.
3. Kalvin Hoe Zhiwei, thanks for the links.
4. Jerome, haha told me how to write cocks in the essay.
5. Sandra dear, thanks for letting me see ur essay n staying up with me.
6. Purani dear, for letting me noe i should write an essay with a pen.
7. Sylvia darling, for motivating me to do. and for me to go sch. haha.
8. SweeWei, for teling me more bout the cold war, n how to get bout doin it.
9. Elvin! the 23 yr old wan, [not the EX i have]. thx for motivation~
10. AND GHEETING darling! she JUST, at this very seceond sent me an sms. omg she made ten years of my life happy. she wanna treat me to eat DESSERTS. cos she says im STRESSED. spelt backwards? lol. haha. i<3>

yupyup. i really would like to give all these pple my great THANKS. as in totally ! ohmygod. u pple jus helped me accomplish one of my major setbacks in life. THE ESSAY. thanks !! although i have not completed it. i still would like to thank u all alot. in some way or other, u all helped me. im sooo touched~ didn't noe tat many pple would wanna help me.. MUAHAHAHA. anyway, really thanks k. hugs n kisses to u pple. u all are jus sucha sweetie. *kisses* and look! u're all cookies's very own WALL OF FAMEEEEE.

okay . currently in my god mummy's house as im doin this post.

first of all, this is the list of things i'll be touching on today.
1. im stressed.
2. im very stressed..
3. im seriously stressed.
4. im seriously super stressed.
5. im stressed to the extent that if u get near me, u'll die of stress instead.
6. im REALLY stressed.
7. REALLY REALLY STRESSED.
8. S-T-R-E-S-S-E-D.
9. bloody stressed.
10. KNNBCCB STRESSED. to the extent of hurling UGLY profanities.

so, thats the topic. STRESS. currently, the great one joei, is suffering from major setbacks in life.
which is, HOW TO DO THE USA AND USSR ARGUMENT ESSAY!?
its like, yea, wtf? wad bullshit kinda thing.
The Dumb Question is, 'The USA n the USSR were equally aggressive towards each other and thus equally responsible for the outbreak of the cold war.' How far do u agree with this view of the period 1945-1950?
so... see how a very small harmless question can cause a massive destruction to my brain?
im feeling dumb right now.
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb to the max.
i went to wikipedia.. went to this n that.. that n this.. and TADAH!
i still know nothing. ok, im hurling profanities now. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK....
FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK. MOTHERFUCKIN GAY PIECE OF SHIT.
for all u clever shitheads out there, don gimme shits like.. its simple actually.. jus noe bout the cold war bla blah blah. i'll jus stuff a dildo in ur mouth and force u to do this eassay shit for me. and don gimme nonsense like, quite simple actually ma.. u nvr take history before meh? YES U BITCHASSES, i NVR TAKE HISTORY BEFORE. geddit? and ya la ya la, im not as talented or capable as u dumbasses, cos dumbasses like u cleverfucks have NO life, u jus spend ur whole dumb life doin clever things. which is dumb. DUMB to the max. so jus go eat burnt encyclopedias to make u die younger. NO-LIFERS.

oo wee yay ~ now i realised i've got a life. A LIFE. and im so happy. they are insignificant. yupyup. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa. today's my 3rd day of menses. yay!

***anyone feel like helping me in the history thingy? i promise i'll love u all my life. PROMISE. and i'll promise u'll be top of my SIGNIFICANT pple list. okay?

hi Peek-a-Boo! im sharing my life with u pple today. My name is Kacang. and i love JOEI alot! shes so nice.
BOO!! im trying to scare off dumbass trying to woo my owner. BOO! RAH RAH RAH! scareD? u should.
hi im a sweetie. i mess up my own cage! today MY CUTE owner jus made the bathing powder for me in the house, but i kicked it all up. and she said "u bloody honey bitch." but i noe she still loves me because i don even care.. in fact, the next thing i did was..
TO SLEEP! haahahahhaa. like sleeping in my wheel. cos its smelly n cosy. i like it. im sleepin soundly.
TA DAH! spot me there? isnt my cage jus adorable? its a brand new one. hee i like it. my owner jus rox, doesnt she?

i have a sister. shes PUTEH. shes at Eric's house. Eric's my daddy! hes nice too. he makes my sister becomes as FAT as double the size of me. i don like bein fat.. cos my owner is FAT. but i like her, shes cute. anyway, im a happy hamster bcos i got a greatest owner on earth. shes superb! i never wanna leave her. she smells me all day long, strokes me, loves me.. AND DEN SHE SQUEEZES ME LIKE HELL, and bites me. i like that feeling. im a horny lil hammie. OK KIDDING.

so this is also an exclusive colour picture entry. of KACANG the 2nd great one compared to JOEI!

Hi all, this is Tommy.
the man.
he makes ice cream like Chai Tau Kuay.
or carrot cake. isn't it cool?
it was jus a super hilarious moment,
where u can jus sit n die there of laughing.
hahahahahaha.
=)










The First Step: Pour the liquid wadever FLAVOUR ice cream into the cold thingy. (as u can see, its still liquid )
Next, we leave it longer with alot of scrapings and it hardened. i like it ! =D its alot of flavours mixed.
And then, TADAH! we tried to make it into a rectangular shape. so cool. guess which is my hand.

hi all. today will be an exclusive colour picture episode.
Me, Jason dage, Tommy & Zhiwei went out on Saturday!~
to do wad?
we went to east coast to ride some dumb bicycles. damn fun. love it.
AND OH MY GOD.
we went to eat YUKI YAKI after that at cineleisure. omFg.
i <3>love it.
AND.. the best was the last part.
the DIY ice cream. i like it !~
ice cream had flavours like Almond, Choc, Rum&Raisin, Champagne, OrangeSherbet, Grape, and alot of kinky flavours. very nice ..
and so, many interesting things we can see.

and we all noe now.. dat TOMMY the man is a CARROT CAKE MAN!
look! heehee.

after that, we watched Mission Impossible III, nice show. rate it 4.789324893274324 stars out of 5 stars. very recommendable. even i, who hates action flicks, like it. why wud u not? =D

**pss. secret. first time i noe how to put pics into blog. yay!