yes hi everyone. everyone hi.
ya hi. when i say hi, i expect YOU ALL to say hi to in front of your computer.
NOW! say hi, and WAVE for extra effect. QUICK. i insist.
SAY HI AND WAVE.
okay, i see u are doing it now. lets proceed.
only pple who says hi and waves get to see wad i write.
really.
really lah.

okay, so i've done all holiday assignments. yay neenaabeh.
and den. laughed like a crazy horny fucker lately.
to THE MAX. its like, wadever kinda thing.
did not study at-fuckin-all.
which is like, WTF kinda thing.
den.. gave Sandra, ANTS-KILLER, HAMSTER CAGE, AND A HAMSTER CARRIER!
u waffles! better show me more love u idiot.
see how nice i treat u.
made purani laughed like a slut when i told her some dumb jokes.
and she still insists i have a nipple stand in class,
she doesnt get the fact that nipples erect when pple are cold to the max,
she insists im horny, horny in Chris Lee's class FOR WAD? u tell me. FOR WAD?
aiya, thats how simpletons thing. i cant blame her. dumbass.
and Nadira, Sylvia darlings, hahaha, laughed more. like retards to the max.
and its like, LAUGH ALOT. for the funniest thing alive.

and i miss my hongkong fren ALOT. its like, Stephanie is pretty to the max!
WTF! where can pple be so pretty?!?! its like, so neenaabehh. and she sleeps alot.
maybe i should sleep alot to make me look pretty too.

and .. i passed my 2.4. with alot of shortcuts. now suffering from muscle pains and all. i cant climb up and down stairs, wad a loser. argh. some painess in the thigh. my shoulders, my arms.
so cheebye? okok. so pussy hor?

and den .. wad else.. oh ya. i love my hamsters TO THE MAX.
and i've got no money to the max.
thanks to the nicest person on earth to gimme thirty bucks.
u're the nicest shit on earth man.

and hmmm. the previous entry, its like, so childish? TO THE MAX?
Eric the asshole called to say he loves me like a fucker.
ooo? and he misses me.
and that there are no other sluts in his life.
i see. i see. i see.
should i get back to him or not?
he asked me dat.
yupyup. still in the midst of considering.

by the way, i love sandra & Purani to the max la. the way they are so protective to me.. I LOVE THEM.
hugs n kisses to the max.
and of cos, all my darlings which laughed bout THE MASK thingy. ahahhaaha.

the worst thing can jus happen now.. i.. miss.. you.. and i bloody hate you.

=( sigh. its like. so. wadever. i tot matters of the heart would NOT bother me like ever again kinda thing. but its like. aiya wadever. sometimes when ur life is too hectic, filled with school, homeworks, studies, girlfrens, who cares about the boifren rite? and so, i tot i could live without him. i thought. i am sucha failure, a downright one at that too. im gonna be a disappointment to another particular person. theres this empty feeling in my heart. VERY EMPTY. DEN! an impact hit me. was browsing thru frenster, and WHATTHEFUCKINFUCK! GUESS WAD I SAW?!?!?!?! ITS SO BLOODYMOTHERFUCKINGGAY ok! im nt gonna mention wad pissed me off. but, wad the fuck ! i thought, we had a chance of reconcilation. i thought. theres this pang of pain rushing thru my heart right now. *OUCH! dies of excessive pain. PLEASE LA BART SIMPSON, my heart is just a small piece of muscle the size of my fist u noe, can spare it such pain anot? its like, WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
KNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
i hope that ugly slut dies, i don care if shes ur fren or wadever.
and ur frenster profile, u fuckin flirt.
u don mean wad u say.
U THIS CHEEBYE.
and to think i love u so.
u are jus a player, arent u?
screams!! BART SIMPSON IS A SUCKER!!

just as i wanted to hold u tight again,
u just let go of me, without any pain.

am i cute? or am i cute? or am i cute? or am i cute?

ok , i noe im supposed to be doing my history assignment right now.
my head is filling itself up with dumb facts on ASEAN.
ASEAN! why the fuck would i wanna noe about it!? and i gotta do roleplay.
roleplay myself as a Secretary-General of ASEAN.
do u noe. do u noe. do u noe. that i read it on the web that,
it takes ALOT, as in ALOT. just to be a Secretary-General of ASEAN.
and den, now, im not even contributing anything to the society,
and i can bloody be a Secretary-General of ASEAN.
its so cool. ya think on the positive side, cookies.
think positive. feel positive. positive things will go ur way den.
sigh......... im doin rush work now. hahaaaaa. hope i can finish it. hope. sighh.

anyway, i keep getting distracted by thoughts of my hamsters. WHY?!
i keep thinking bout it. non-stop.
i wish hammies will never die. i seriously wish it will never die.
i wanna spend the rest of my life with it.
my hammies are my oxygen !!
and i read it on the web that once hammies are gonna die,
there will be lumps on the body. screams.
i dowan that to happen to my darling Kacang!
SOBSOBs. i love my hammies too much.
i dowan to lose it.........................................
i wish i can eradicate all deaths in hammies, and i hope there are no illness or diseases in hammies.
i feel that if in any case, my hammies leave me, i'll most probably die with it too.
serious.
the pain would be too much to bear.
it would be even worst den ur most beloved boifren or wadever crushes rejecting you.
i do .. love .. my hamsters. alot. deeply.
my beloved hammies are pampered to the bloody max. its like, argh.
they are royalties in my household. =D
Kacang, sister of Eric's hammie Puteh. is one of the best hammie ever existed.
shes the most gentlest dumbest shit on earth. she never ever bites. NEVER EVER, NOT ONCE.
shes fluffy, soft, smooth, cuddly, sweet and OMG, she SMELLS GREAT!
and she gives the greatest fabulous kisses on earth, no one else comes close to it.
not even Cristiano Ronaldo.
she loves me alot, serious. im not lying.
i can squeeze her till her eyes pop out and she still doesnt squeak or anything.
i poke her as hard as i can, only to have her falling back asleep.
i place her inside my mouth , and she didnt bite or anything. SEE?
isn't my darling jus adorable? aaaaaaaaaaa.
SO IMAGINE WAD WILL HAPPEN TO MY LIFE IF SHE DIES?!!?!!?!!?
shes gonna be my best pet ever.
i play with her everyday of my life.
shes part of it.
shes more important den oxygen to me.
i love u, Kacang.

and of cos i love Hazel n Nutty too. if only Hazel would not run away each time i wanna hold her.
i think shes pregnant, cos she becomes so fat. but oh well, its jus an assumption.
if she really gives birth , i will consider keeping it for myself or giving it away. it all depends.
cos currently, i m thinking of keeping a SYRIAN HAMSTER! (those kind of hamsters that will grow big wan lor.) not Dwarf kind.

cookies & her hammie.

i LOVE my hamsters ! and im probably getting a doggy too. hopes*

Max Brenner's Chocolate Bar FONDUE. yumyum. in Dark Chocolate, Milk Choclate & White Chocolate. its like bloody delicious? with Marshmallows, some Banana Walnut Cake, Strawberries & Banana Slices! *drools.
BEFORE OUR MEAL! look how nice everything is. hehe.


U SURE WE FINISHED EVERY SINGLE THING? SURE?
YES WE DID.
AFTER THE FONDUE. SMILEEEEs.


when i get into my AFTER-MEAL destructive mode.


White Chocolate, but i claim its CUM. noe wad CUM is?
its okay if you don't. CUM looks like that anyway. ahahah, wad a yummy CUM.


My after-lunch ice cream today.
my favourite! Matcha Ice cream~ with my initials "JO" somemore. haahhaa.


okay, so i watched Scary Movie 4 today. xiaobai gotta pay his soccer debts to me.
so i watched the movie for freeeeee. yay!
can we bet more soccer matches pls?
den went to Kinokuniya to get some books, and headed to Orchard library.
den went to Esplanade.
headed to MAX BRENNER's CHOCOLATE BAR!
WOOHOO. yumyum.
and den saw some interesting things. (a gigolo!)
i swear, its a gigolo, and a very hot looking one at that too.
that fuckin taitai slut is rich to the max la.
NNB. can pay for a gigolo! so gorgeous wan somemore..
after their meal, THE TAITAI pay u noe.. WAHLAO.
i wanna be gigolo already! got sucha good life.
can eat good food for FREEEEEEEEEEEEE.
the route to the gigolo life, HERE I COMEEEEEEE.

i love chocolate Fonduess. yumyum. YUMYUM. aaaa.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
i wanna be a GIGOLO !! SOMEONE PLEASE BUY ME! (provided u're rich n u can afford me)
im for sale~im officially a gigolo.
*searches for wad gigolo does. or the job requirements.

okiee, beeboo!

note: my darlings nadira & sandra are LOSERS. BECAUSE im a LVL 11 in KOL! ahahahaaha. YAY.
2nd note: i hope everything goes well for my melanie the slut darling, loves her. and i miss gheeting my soulmate alot..
3rd note: i miss my dajie & rachel. and my 4e4 girlfrens.
*weeps alot. MISSS ALL MY FRIENDS SUPER DEEPLY.

its seriously time to PRIORITISE.

sounds super easy rite. PRIORITISE. PRIORITISE=FUCK man.
im lying in the midst of a whole lump of mess.
no where to head to. i feel so blooody lost.
sooo miserable.
melancholic? u bet i am.
depressed. soon to be, my dears.
i wanna escape reality sometimes.
maybe jus for awhile?
reality sucks. whoever said reality was nice should jus get fucked by a million ants.
yes it does stinks.
Life doesn't sucks of cos. its reality that makes it soo awful.
why why why why why why why?

you see, i've always wanted to be a counsellor, a social worker.
all bcos i want to ease pple from their sufferings.
i don like sufferings.
i hate to see pple suffer.
i wish i can obliterate all sufferings, and eradicate all pains from humans.
i yearn to do all these.
and yet, i jolly well noe its beyond my means, way beyond it.
wad to do?
sigh.

sometimes when things in life go so bleak,
all i wanna do is just end my life again.

why issit so easy for me to console pple and tell them everything is gonna be okay for them.. telling them there is a solution to everything in life.. there is no unsolved problems around.. life is great.. don worry.. look on the bright side of life.. be positive.. don stressed. everyhing WILL be okay.
and yet, its sucha difficulty putting all these into my head?
WHY ha? WHY!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
HURLS MORE PROFANITIES! HURLS!!!~~~~~~~~

okiee, beeboo!
*by the way, beeboo in my context means BYE.

things i really hate
1. pple drinking my YAKULT !!
2. when my YAKULT is gone.
3. when i've only 1 bottle of YAKULT left in my refrigerator.
4. and den, the next thing i noe, its gone.
5. when pple offter me Grape or Orange-flavoured YAKULT.
6. when i've got no YAKULT straw.
7. when i see my YAKULT spilling over anything. (ie. my clothing, table, ur mum's ass)
8. when i attempt to feed my hamster with YAKULT. (i really HATE this)
9. when YAKULTS become extinct.
10. when pple spell YAKULT as, YAAACOKEEE, YAKOKE, YARCODE, YATCOKE, YALKODE, YAYOURMOTHERSBOOBS man.

ya, so above mentioned are. things i really really hate.

Yakult is Live L.casei Shirota Strain Non fat Milk Solids 3.4g
Ingredients: Sucrose, Dried Skim Milk, Glucose, Fructose, Flavouring, L.casei
its a Fermented Milk Drink! its a Healthy Family Drink!
WAIT.
family drink?! NONONONONONONNO.
its the healthy JOEI's drink. NO ONE is to snatch my daily dose of YAKULT.
Yakult. =) 100ml a day makes me smile.

ON LOVE.

for one thing, cookies hates retards who constantly probes on "What is Love? haiz.." haiz your fuckface la haiz.. wads so nice to haiz about wad the fuck love is? find out ur mom's boob size and haiz even better. mom's with boob size like ur mom's have kids with retarded brains like yours. shut up.
my definition on LOVE is sophisticated to the max. max max max.
really!
see ah.
LOVE IS....
when u wake up, he is already on your mind.
when u see the truth in every of his lies.
when u want him to take care wherever he goes.
when u see him, I LOVE HIM, u silently utter.
when u hear ur heart breaks, when he held hands with HER.
when his happiness is wad matters to you.
when u'll still love him, and still, he'll never noe.
when u'll swallow the pain and slowly let go.
that's wad love is should be..

now now, isn't that alot better? like i said, make me ur role model, and things jus turn out all perfect. whahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahahahahaa.

is my blog boring or boring ah? aiyo, now that i noe i've got many avid readers.. im becoming more blog-conscious. okok, i give u all something more EXCITING n INTERESTING TO READ OK?
and so..
next coming up..
would be..
something really exciting..
something really interesting..
something u all have been waiting for..
something u guys will never wanna miss..

READY.. ?
1, 2 , 3,
TADAH !!!
MY BIRTHDAY WISHLIST!
ahahahahahaha.

BIRTHDAY WISHLIST.

1. Adidas Jacket!
2. New Bras~ (my boobs size is 34B)
3. YAKULTS! to last me a lifetime.
4. any MOOMOO cow stuffs.
5. HEELs.
6. Spongebob merchandise!
7. slippers! (feet size 5-6)
8. new tops! (make sure get XXXXXXXXL, if not i confirm cant fit in)
9. nice nice glittery hair clips!
10. EARRINGS~~
11. A NEW HAMSTER CAGE!
12. make it 2 NEW HAMSTER CAGE!
13. bring my hammie to a vet! =)
14. a LAPTOP! (parents getting it for me already!) -ommited-
15. Samsung E870!!
16. New School Shoes.
17. Gimme a Chocolate Fondue treat!
18. Cristiano Ronaldo's Jersey~~~~~~~~~
19. colour markers! i really love these.
20. nice nice handbags!

OK, thats where it ends. will end on more if necessary. and if u really intend to get me any of these, kindly lemme know, so i can strike it off, so as to prevent pple getting me repetitive prezzies. muahahhaa. whahahaha. ahahahahaha. 21st July is the day! im gonna make a movie 210789 when i grow up.. who cares about 060606? 210789 more complicated and nicer. heeeheeeeheee.

happy fathers day to all fathers.

happy happy happy fathers day. *muacks all fathers.

and i would like to put in a word dat xiaobai is a very gay name but i like it.

xiaobai is bullshit, xiaobai had sex, xiaobai sucks cocks, xiaobai eats banana skins for a living
xiaobai is gay. xiaobai is xiaobai. XIAOBAI!!

i've watched:
1. The Nun.
2. X-men 3.
3. The Omen.
4. Silent Hill.

WHY ISN'T ANY OF THESE MOVIES SCARY?! i wan scary movies. i like scary movies. why aren't there any movies with the AAAAAA factor kinda thing? sigh. fuck la. thanks zeewee for paying ur soccer debts. hahahahahaahahahahahaha.

COME COME, LETS BET SOCCER WORLD CUP MATCHES WITH MOVIE TICKETS N MEALS TREATS.
*profitable*.. heehee.

sigh, sometimes things get pretty complicated. wad i thought was so simple and easy, turned out to be something so complicating. i tot things would turn out well.. but i felt so entrapped. so trapped by this invisible disgusting wall of wadever. i thought lah. sigh. sorry. sorry. sorryyyyyy.

i feel so bloody fat,as in fat to the max kinda thing. i wanna slim down.. NEED TO. why im so fat, i also dunno. actually i noe. its cos ieat alot. WADEVER. why am i blogging nonsense? sigh.. yay menses over woohoo..

tomoro goin to eat with zeewee's family. muahahaha. EXPENSIVE LEH. my daddy encouraged me to go wan.. cool hor. hahaha. yay can wear nice nice. woohoo.

your smile is worth a million to me.

note: my bday wishlist will be coming up soon.maybe u would like to purchase a printer and some papers to print out JOEI's wishlist and get her all the things she wants for her bday.. or the grim reaper will come n eat ur nipples.

cut my hair again.

yupyup. i noe. 2nd time this week. COOL HOR? i got it cut at Toni&Guy. cool rite? expensive hor.. not as if u all dunno.. Me n Sylvia went to Toni&Guy to get it cut today. same kinda hairstyle.. only our fringe is different. they washed my hair with some super nice smelling shampoo, now i don wanna bath already. my fringe is less den 1cm short. REALLY. im fringeless now. i look like a bloody baby. aiya. i dowan to look cute la. im getting sick of it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. =D yup, went to Bugis with darling Syl today, supposd to study wan, dunno why ended up shopping the whole time. ate Sakae Sushi buffet till we died. and now im broke to the maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

lately, im PMSing. PMSING to the max. but now, i think im fine. heehee. thanks to my new look.. makes me feel good. heehee. den i finished the China project. happier to the max. and, i got myself new 'going out' peep toes wedges. nicenice. now happpiness increasing. and i got 2 new tops. 1 ultra mini short skirt(which i doubt i'll ever wear). hahahaaaa. happy happy.

but sad to the max. my hammie is sick i think. its balding.. haiz. anyone wanna sponsor me go vet? cos im really broke now. i promise to be ur darling forever if anyone brings my hammie to the vet. promise.

oh ya, my birthday is 21st July. SAVE IT IN UR HP NOW! NOW! NOW!
cos once u read this and do not save it, a ESUFHGIWM monster will turn out above u wherever u go.
and someone will poke a knife into ur butt once u seat on the tolilet bowl..
SO SAVE YOURSELF! SAVE MY BIRTHDAY INTO UR HP CALENDER.
21st JULY ! 21st JuLY!
* and prezzies are seriously expected.
REALLY. if not the ur worst nightmare will happen, like.. hmm. ur hp bill will explode, ur crush will order u to do a doggy style with him, u'll suffer 1 min of death. thats all. really.
HEEHEE.

lotsa loves all. i jus realised i've many avid readers reading my blog like some loyal fans. i really love u pple alot, but why dowan tag? at least lemme noe ur presence. =) muacks !

my korkor, Shiming is back finally~ WOOHOO. its like, so its like man. HAHA. wooooohooooo. he gave me a Tigger u noe. sweet like some crazy ass. i am so ........ so.........so............ *shut up la* (melanie u slut, better stop giving me stupid looks) . and i miss gheeeeetinnggggggg. tat bloody darling soulmate of mine so pretty! i love her bloody straightened hair. not fair!! CCB, now i wanna straighten it already. cant wait to go to the e5 chalet make some pure noises.. miss all those bitchasses so much la. jus yesterday, Fabian, Damark korkor, Jonnie korkor n Melanie darling came to my house make alot of noises. eat my food, play my maple..

Ending note*:$(@%$*@%&#@&!% i loveeeee Portugal! Cristiano Ronaldo had sex with me yesterday!

haiz. short hair. why is everyone like this. all must pretend to act concern and all.. and in the end, all they wanna do is jus smirk at me and ask for my picture of my short hair. its like so fucked up rite? so wad if i have short hair? see for wad? go and die la u assholes.

an exception would be gheeting darling. see our convo.

world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
SLUT
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
ur hair
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
why
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
cut it
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
WHY
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
WHY U WHORE
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
jus felt like itworld cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
i wanna see a pic
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
wah u all all sadist
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
all wanna see
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
i had more den 10 pple asking me
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
eh, lemme see a pic for u leh
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
wat u mean
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
im concern
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
u whore
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
im so sad
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
ur hair so nice
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
so long
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
so brown
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
im more sad man
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
u cut kum lan
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
YA LOR
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
den why?
my hair is short to the max now.. no more the pretty pretty long hair.. says:
maybe cos i pmsing now
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
so ur body is only healthy when not pmsing, den when pmsing, u'll do smth funny to urself right
world cup is gay, go to sleep. says:
lOL

apparently, im not the only one sad bout my loss of hair, my soulmate is too. no wonder we are soulmates. that explains it all. love u anyway.

sometimes, all i wanna do is jus die.

maybe im PMSing now. thus causing this very disgusting feeling.
i don like it one bit. its sooo annoying. i can't enjoy life that way man.
makes my world so fucked up. so idiotic. so CB. ya, so CB.
chill chill chill ~ don let my mood affect the rest. i dunno y pple's mood jus plunge down when my mood goes down too. hmm.. so maintain happiness, cookies!
kill yourself and smile in hell!

*sigh. im sick of everything. sooo sick...
reality sucksssssssssss to the max..
i rarely bitch bout my life. rarely.
why do i seem to have the galaxy's most sucky life lately? =(
have i not been doin enough good deeds?
but i just allow my seats to 2 grannies and 1 pregnant ladies on the MRT yesterday.
im becoming an emotional whore again ! like my past. the past who hates her life.
NOOOOOOOOOO. this CANNOT happen. i need to smile.
gimme the courage to smileeeeeeeeeee. PLEASE?

ok lets think of reasons to smile..
- AHA! im a level 9 in Kingdom Of Loathing now. woohoo!!!! LEVEL 9 U NOE!! its not easy. muahaha. im super happy to the maximum. and im sucha genius at it.. LEVEL 9. and i have 3 pets already. the lastest one is a Ghoul. so cuteeeee. yes, i have a sick addiction to the game.
- next reason, bcos im a LEVEL 9, Caribou Smacker! woohoo.
- cos i've got hamsters! weehee.

reasons to frown.
- i've got no frens. =( REALLY. im a frenless soul.
- no money at all. AT ALL.
- lots of things left undone.
- my life is in a big mess.
- im feeling the above mentioned cos of my PMS.
- i yearn to be forgotten and die. =(

haizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

and very important day today~
happy birthday to my darling Nadira!
smooches* u're the most gorgeous piece of shit ever. huggggs.
17th bday! u WILL get ur present honey. and smile~
lotsa love from me. muacksss! =D u're still a lvl 7. =)

yaya, wad the fuck.. i got these from some dumb webby. named it "a hammie named hammie." muahahaha.

adopt'>http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/">adopt your own virtual pet!

Xuelian, me, Tallie jiejie .. dining at our restaurant, Ten-Jyaku Japanese Sushi.. aaaaaa. love them.
lets start today's post with something as BIMBOTIC as this pic above. yes, i noe. wad the fuck is wrong with us and all, it jus occur to us suddenly that the pathway dat links us to CityLink from Esplanade is a RUNWAY for models. so we decided to fool around. and Puranidear was jus laughing like a crazy ass. and i got another thing to say, i noe i look flawless, perfect in the pic.. AND NOTE** if u all noticed, Nadira my darling looked like shes worth a million dollars from the top........ and less den 1 cent in the bottom. HER SLIPPERS. she bloody wore PLASTIC slippers there.. WTF! yes. rite. i wore heels that beautifully accentuated my perfectly painted toenails, and SHE! can actually wore slippers, as in those very-go-to-market kind of slippers. eeew. LOL. she was made the laughing stock of the night, of cos.

LOOK! aaaaa. bloody Sashimis, bloody Sashimi Sushis, and the Meat cooked in orange n Half Grilled Salmon is jus HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYY. i got a right on orgasm jus by eating it. ate it in Ten-Jyaku, my previous workplace. very high class and all. the food, none of u can afford it man. =D serious. ok jus kidding, maybe after a meal, u gotta eat grass for 2 centuries. expensive like crazy. but bcos im Jandy's Jie little baobei~ i got a whole lot of discounts! everyone there adores me, cos im the youngest, obviously they would, with a character like mine. *grins.
and LOOK whos here! my favourite chef of the century! my Kenneth korkor. hes soooo MANLY. i loveeeee him. hes 35 yrs old and i love him to the max. very very gorgeous and he cooks the most fabulous dishes for me ALWAYS. i have a hugeeeeeeee crush on him. wo ai ni ! muahahahaha. relax all. relax. i jus love him thats all.
The Solitary Isolated Outcast. (i insist on bein an outcast, i insist on bein an isolationist, i insist my life is filled with solitude. i insist. ) **twitting time, ii hate moii lyffe. it sarkks. noburdii lykkes miie, iim a faiilure. moii lyffe iish shho lonelii without hiim by moii sidee. ger miish boii. haiis~ ii wanch tuu diie!! lyffe siimply sarkks narhhs!!** twitting time ended. WTF man, i took 10 years to complete jus these few sentences, den hor, if these twits blog, wun they take a millenium?
my lil new darlings. the white wan is Nutty. the smaller shit is Hazel. my Hazel-nutty. eating spinach. muahaha. i love them. sooooo cute.. but damn ball-less. useless asshole. Kacang hates them to the max, dunno why, jealousy. heehee.

HELLO ALL, the exclusive colour pics event is back now.
haha, my diploma course is starting soon.
will be super busy.
aaaa.
and den, and den, and den..
i've decided......
TO GIVE UP MY PURSUIT OF THE CHECHE BAG.
yupyup, u didnt see it wrongly.
i am gonna give it up.
during this period of time, i 'll feel grouchy like a whore..
so i expect to be treated like a princess.
i realised, too much lives will be lost if i continue having desires for the bag.
including MY dear own's life.
so, byebye CheChe Bag~~~~~
hello to new other thingsssss!

bye all ~ lotsa loves to u all. hugs n kisses.

"What a lovely surprise to discover how unlonely being alone can be"

i want to put in a word about being single. its fine to be single!
beats going out with a lowlife or feeling like a vulnerable kid on an endless roller-coaster ride.

some pple aren't up for the whole relationship thing, they would rather focus on frens, sports, homework, shopping, wadever~. they like being able to do wadever they want, whenever they want. they like bein independent and able to flirt, they like having their options opne, time free, and possibilities endless.

no problem there.

others jump from one love tangle to another and never take a moment to figure out who they really are and what they really want.

and that, my darlings, can be a BIG problem.

its nice to be love, of cos ! but don be afraid to be alone. bein alone doesnt mean u're unattractive, any more than bein part of a couple means u're attractive, thats total bullshit. and there's something kinda nice about not having your Friday nights booked up. besides, goin out with one person can sometimes be limiting and can lead to quarrels, jealousy, pressure, or hurt feelings. alone and unattached, you get to make your own schedule and keep yourself company. and who's better company than YOU?

"inside myself is a place where i live all alone" - Pearl S.Buck
"i never found the companion as companionable as solitude" - Henry David Thoreau

Alone, yes. Lonely, no.

**this is not a post discouraging love. of cos i encourage love~ i jus wanna let pple who are single have more confidence~ WOOHOO.