MY BELOVED ! (and only mine)
haha! only mine ah. no one can snatch him from me ah. remember k!
sorry to serene&fiona&zhiwei&sinyee for loving him to the max.
sorry but love cant be forced.
so he wants me to tell u guys he can't receiprocate ur love for him.
omg, i misssss him soo fuckin much.

and i reallllly missssss my hammies darling when im away.
8 days without seeing them!
I CAN DIE !!

and my diploma course coming up next.
sigh, muz go all the way to fucking Bukit Batok.
fucking far, fucking retarded, fucking shits.
SCREAMS OUT FOR HELP.

im back from camp!
body aching, burnt, tired, everything.
but the main thing is, i had ALOT of fun.
together with my group mates, and Purani&Sylvia.
as u can see, we can entertain ourselves ALOT, like wad Ben says.
and .. yay! we got the Best Group award!
hurrrray.
and congrats syl who got the "got leadership skills award"
and yay, had fun! really fun! realll fun. and its sooo fun.
cannot take it. and purani&sylvia keeps calling me a loser! im so sad, my BEST FRENS ma, only best frens do dat, im sure hor.
and punitha so nice, gimme so many Mozzie Patch, loveee her.
i hate Mozzies! thay loves me for some reason or so, attacks me!!! and im very sure sylvia&purani noes how much im afraid of them.
and i dunno why purani likes sandy floors. (HAHAHA!)
sorry for being a clean shit, and i nvr force u to say sorry ma!!!!!! why u keep telling pple that u HAVE TO SAY sorry to me ha????????

and im proud to say, i tried absailing and all the high ropes elements.
i swear i wanted to die initially, but its all about conquering my own fear.
(shut up joei, u're being a loser) is wad purani will respond to wad i just said.
(loser u noe seriously) is wad sylvia will respond to wad i said.
i've really good best frens.

anyway, love u guys forever! thanks ! for being funny and everything.

funniest event! the boss of the changi adventure camp looks exactly like JACKIE CHAN~!! and me n syvia CANNOTT stop laughing at his face. hahahaahahahahahhahaha. Purani laughed too, and he kept looking at us. and hes real name is.......... ALSO JACKIE! ahahahaha.

ending here cos everywhere pain.

*grins sweeetly at this picture for hours before i leave*

omg! OMG!

i swear, hes the hottest piece of boyfriend material on earth !! gorgeous ! totally! and im gonna die just seeing him! and hes gonna be the last thing i blog about before i leave singapore. haahahhaa. so let u all see this eye-candy okay! i noe u all very happy!

ahahahhaa. im happy too just looking at him! Kim Jeong Hoon is my man!

had a haircut. i look weird, but it'll be fine after it gets a little longer. hmm.

anyway, before i go missing, i need to say:

GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE TAKING THEIR Os THIS YEAR!

ALL THE BEST AND U CAN DO IT~

TRY YOUR BEST AND STUDY REAL HARD NOW!

have fun !

and i do hope i'll have a fun time M'sia.
and..

i shall bath now cos we are going for an expensive meal with auntie kellyn & denyse!
BYE!

omFg.

i had a fucking injection yesterday ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
i was so totally petrified, i kept asking the doctor for the next best alternative PLEASE!
and den i was really scared, and den i wanted to really die at that point of time.
and so, i was sooooo scared, but then! hurray, i got it done.
i was so terrified, i kept telling myself, its for the sake of my trip to KL & Genting.
so get it done n over with, joei.

and i got it done. i've sorta gotten over my phobia with needles.
ERR. not really though, cos i would never wanna have a jab again.

i will be AWAY FROM BLOGGING FOR AWHILE!
cos im very very very very busy.

will this be the last time we cry?

unlucky event : i've got s super uber swollen eyes that i cannot open it due to an allergy reaction from a painkiller. i've got tummy cramps from menses. sp terrible that i took a painkiller, and now the pain is gone. but my eyes swells like a fucker. sob. not a very nice sight. not that without it i look very nice, but on the account that i already look ugly without the swollen eyes, the fact that the swollen eyes made me UGLIER THAN EVER. *screams!*

HOW TO GO MALYASIA LIDAT?!?! i still need to go KL and Genting !!
so from the 3rd to 7th, i'll be away to Malaysia.
hurray~ can go to Genting! and i can wear my new furry furry Juicy Couture Jacket ! hahahaha.

and when im back, its my SLE camp!
8th to 11th Nov. woohooo.

and from the 13th to 15th Nov, it will be my diploma course.!!
im soooo super tied up this November !
i will die of exhaustion i swear.

and i shall look for a job in December.
anyone got lobang, please please please tell me !
i've got so many events for Dec too. Jandy Jie's wedding, Marathon, going to the museum to be a volunteer for its opening festival, SPCA, fuckfuckfucks, etc.

IF MY SWELLING DO NOT SUBSIDE BY TOMORO! i swear i'll take a needle to poke it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

currently addicted to www.addictinggames.com .

its thursday today.

and ITS THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOOOOOOOOL...

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA. that made my day ALOT better,
but on the other hand, i feel kinda sad, cos yea, thats where we can't spend time together anymore. i mean, life in 06b2 is always fun and noisy, i like it, all the unnecessary lesbian acts and the constant laughter, and cam-whoring, panicking over exams, last min revisions, and of cos, listening to Dyan's stories. HAHAHA. its damn funny i swear. i feeel like telling, but i cant. hahahahaha. i hope she'll be fine though.

and Purani's and Syl's nonsense, all the LOSER games we play. esp. hangman, and all the TELL-ME-A-JOKE times in our old classroom. our bringing food in class and scribbling stuffs on our table till its FULL.

Anitha&Valerie&Renuka's funny antics and nonsense. and all the jokes we share in classs, or anywhere in Bartley campus, it'll be gone just like that !!!

and Punitha, Kala, Nadira, Diana, Janice, Ravi, Prem, Heider, John, Ailin, all my vlassmates and the times we spend in Bartley campus. :( so depressing to leave Bartley campus, although im quite eager for the new campus. and i hope it'll be a nice next year. i hopeeee.

AND..
i realised i have the WORLD'S BEST FRIEND, i swear!
let me introduce, SYLVIA AND PURANI.
both of them are my BEST FREN u noe.
they LIED TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
THEY BOTH WERE IN CAHOOTS AND THEY LIED TO ME!!!!
both send me this sms YESTERDAY,
"joei, u need to go school tomoro, cos Mr Ng needs to speak to u and u need to settle some admin stuffs cos its the last day of school, and u need to pay 16 dollars as well, so u need to go school OKAY?"

SEE?

wad nice frens i have? lie to me and i retardedly believe and i went to school. SEE?
i swear i have BEST FRIENDS.
but i kinda grateful cos, i can go to the SLE camp!!
YAY! its 8-10 Nov. i hope its fun ! wooooohooooooooooooooooooo.

oh no, 9 0'clock show starting, i needa watch it! its nice.

and oh ya, i had a fun time with gheeting darling at Singapore Poly yesterday! ahahahaha. thanks Edwin for being he nicest guy on earth, u ROX! and after that we went to Plaza Sing for a REALLY COOL shopping spree, spent a few hundred dollars, *winksssS* and had yummy Mossie Burger n 3 balls, and a real HEART TO HEART TALK. and headed off to MELANIE's DARLING HOUSE to catch 9 o'clock show, and TO PLAY FIND-THE-WORD game in her roooom ! hahahahaha.
as usual, they were loserish and dumb and i was the winner. but the rules are getting difficult, cos u need to find words that are inverted in spelling, i tell you, we were LAUGHING NON STOP. as in non stop. Each time we step into melanie's room, THATS IT. THATS IT. we laugh like fuckers. but still. hahaha. love them both.

and i came home real late.

and i condemn zhiwei for his mean-ness and evil-ness. WHO ASK U !

came across this meaning of ur name thingy.
lets see.

J: Lives life for fun.
O: Best in bed. ( i swear im doubting this)
E: A GOD DAMN GOOD KISSER. (im sceptical bout this toooo!)
I: Loyal to those you love. Loves everyone.

oooo. hahahaha.

and because my birthday is on 21st July and have brown hair.
im therefore labelled as a..
Kissable Sexy Beast whos Great in Bed.

how cool?

and because im a Cancerian. i thus have all these qualities.
CANCER : NICE. trust worthy. very good in bed. LOVER NOT A FIGHTER . great kissers. they know what they want. 100% sexy.

and heres another one.

CANCER
>Great Kisser. <---- just loook!
>Very high sex appeal.
>Great in bed ... <---- just loooooook!!!!! *gasps!
>Totally laid back
>Freak in bed
>Most horny. <---- WHY?!!! *screams.
>Love is one of a kind.
>Very romantic.
>Most caring person you will ever meet!
>Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out..
>very wild like panda eating bamboo



ooooookieeeeeeeeeee. im so fucking freaking out NOW.
WHY. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY suddenly my signs all states that im a good kisser and im horny and im good in bed? i've never seeen my signs saying that about Cancerians or my birthdate before!
WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?! WHY? why all got horny and good kisser n good in bed!!
why!!
scowls!

or maybe i should blame all the loserish friendsters bulletin, should nvr have believed in them. so probably from this, i can reckon that its all bullshit.

or please do not just tell me i REALLY do have a high sex drive ? or that in future, i'll be uber good in bed? or that im a good kisser !? ok fuck. i so cannot visualise myself this way. :( i ain't horny one bit. not one teeeny weeeny bit. really ! i do not get turned on by anything lor ! oh well, maybe by Yummy food?

sigh.

NOTE to boyfriend: i hope time will solve the barriers thats forming between us cos im super tired from all the arguments between us. we shouldn't be affected by all the external issues , why should we? but then, its easier said den done. even a little trivial matter can drive us both crazy and start yelling like demented whores. is it just solely cos of my mood aswings? or is it cos neither of us wanna give in at times? or is it cos of the lack of understanding and the rising of misunderstanding? seriously, im so tired. i do not like arguing with you, and neither do i like having my mood ruined by you.

Please spare a thought for me, would you? the world doesn't revolve around you and only you. i know u DO give me alot of space already, but from the HENNA issue, i can so see that u are trying to restrain me. please okay? Can't we just be happy and everything?

Why must we always be so emo-fied? and always EMO EMO together. cant we just be happy and everything?
I wish we would stop quarreling alrite.
and i still owe u your birthday gift~

im exhausted but i do not wanna take a break .
because i will hold on to everything till my heart stops.

CURRENTLY WATCHING : GANGSTER SHOW 15.

so sorry no time to blog ah. that show more important! :)

so remind me to blog about:
(there will be ALOT pf pics)

- Deepavali celebration at Purani's house with Sylvia. (Saturday)
- and me & Syl's night activity at Boat quay, our drinking and the CHI-KO-PAH game.
- Dog Show at Expo on Sunday with darlings, like melanie, xueling, serene, gheeting and her..very important person. :)
- National History Museum of Singapore trip on Monday with Purani&Sylvia. AHAHAAHA. i tell you, its like super fun. took alot of sexy pics.
- Our Arcade trip and the FANTASY ISLAND game. woohoo!
- and Purani's fetishes over PINK nipples, and her being a PERVERT.

okay, i need to blog bout all these and post pics. but wait till i watch my show first k!

**THE AH BENGS ARE SO FREAKIN HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT to the fucking max**

thanks sylvia darling for giving me a nice breakfast, my kellogs(i dunno how to spell it) FROSTIES with a tiger named Tony. thats super sweet of her, and im so touched, and i love you darling! u make my day !
its specially for cookies, she says. ahahaha.

and so, had a fun day.

i failed Maths & Econs.
im so not a figures person, but at least i passed the rest of my subjects.

thanks gheeting darling, melanie for giving me the DEMON STUDY TIMETABLE, i still have it by the way, and thanks to everyone who gives me encouragement. thanks ~ love you all.

alrite, my leg is soooo hurting and tomoro will be a super tiring day, needa go school and to work after that!
:(
can't even take a break with an injured leg.
triple sighs.
but anyway,
im contented with my life with the way it is.

OH YA~ MY PRISTON TALE !! IM LIKE LVL 72!!!
and i can summon a Wolverine to help me kill monsters, and a Golden Falcon too.
i love my Pet Wolverine & Falcon, cos they are like super loyal,
and super chiongster, cos they chiong the monsters like siao.
so i love it. so nice. i love those monsters, and thanks zhiwei ~ :)
hes a fucking pro in the game. *scowls*

anyway, tomoro is a Special Day for somebody.
20th October!
we shall wait.
just a few hours away........................................

alrite, i just came back from the Chinese Physician, cos apparently, my foot kinda hurt to the max. so since its my first time there, i THOUGHT it would not be THAT painful as described from Eric, My daddy, and some other pple. so i happily went there...

AND I TELL YOU !!!!!

i came out with face as white as the colour white, probably whiter, and it bloody hurts, till i can die. =( i seriously wanted to die, the pain will KILL. and whatthefuck, tomoro still needa go school , and Friday needa go to work...

so anyway, for the past 3 days, i've been working, as a teacher, or u can say invigilator, damn fun. working plus having fun at the same time is fun, as wad me n dyan thinks. makes me feel like being a teacher . AHAHAHA. i mean , i feel that the kids are not afriad of me at all. AT ALL. :( cos when i say "QUIET PLS!" nobody cares. sigh. but they super funny la, keep "TEACHER!TEACHER!" me. soooo cuteeeeeee. and they can ask me do i have MSN, or do i play games anot.

seriously, times have changed, when i was Pri 3, i noe no shit bout MSN, i do not even play GAMES online, i play CD-ROM games like Detective Barbie, Barbie Horse Game, Lemmings Paintball, Jazz JAck Rabbit, kinda games.

but now, they play Maple, have MSN, i envy them sooo much.

i wish i can be like them , free from troubles, and just play games.

One day, i will just play my life away.

I shall try to register as a relief teacher. though i dunno how. but i shall ask.

and im quite in a splendid mood lately, so, HAHAHAHA, HAPPY!

everyone, pls take care of my POOR FOOT! :(

lots of love ~

i've never felt so good in sucha long long time.
i love clarifying things. LOVE.

and, im feeling good, thanks to pple helping,
like Isabel, Fiona, Joyce, and soon there'll be more.

thanks, i wanna give all of u a BIGBIG hug.

HEEHEE.

please la k.

i noe im fuckin FAT to the max, (though not as fat as some losers YET), but still, haha, u do not know how many pple is on my side yet la k?

so sighh, take a peek, yup just a peek ( cos u might puke if u see how horrendous looking u are ) in the mirror, and ask yourself, " Do i really have the rights to say Joei is FAT? "

hmmm. cos i remember myself NOT denying i am FAT. and see? even my blog name is FATcookies leh. please la. aiyo. not as if im like some losers that is HORRIBLY FAT, and thinks she aint fat. SOBSOB for u.

damn sibei sad for u .

anyway, don mess with me la k, i dunno why u all like to do it..
den when i start my nonsense, den one by one start crying, apologising, den call the fuckin police.
FOR FUCKIN WAD?
just cos u made me one very unhappy person.
but den, sorry ah, currently in great mood, so wadever u all say about me being FAT , aint affecting.
NOT WORKING,
try something else.

oh ya, something good is waiting for u all. HEEHEE.
say BYEBYE to happy life !
BYEEEEEEEE~

oh ya, not to forget, u loser are so ugly. sobsob. but its okay, i shall understand.
friendless + ugly + FAT + heavy makeup + TAG SPAMMER = LOSER and so not joei .

wooooohoooooooooooooo!
joei is one very happy girl !!
super duper ultra mother fuckin HAPPY TO THE MAX!
good things all happen in a row ~
YAY!

1st good thing: went out with gheeting darling, melanie darling, serene, xmark korkor, damark korkor, and his girlfren to celebrate xmark's bday ! woohoo ! and had a superb fun time. and cos we stayed up till quite late at mel's house and had a fun time playing THE GUESSING GAME, and gheeting & melanie are super loserish, and im kinda sad to have losers as frens. and the fuckin KTV we went to WAS SUPER AFFORDABLE! we sang from like 2pm till 8pm and it doesnt cost much ! muahahahahahahahahahaha. HAPPINESS !
I LOVE THOSE LOSERS !

2nd good thing: My Mummy got me a freaking COOL laptop. OMFFFFFFFG. seriously, that is damn cool. im just dying of excessive happiness.

3rd good thing: i can play Priston Tale ~ and im an archer ~ and i can summon werewolf! and im gonna be lvl 90 plus! and im a winner !

4th good thing: HURRAY ! going to work soon !

and the list goes on..

*i can't wait to thon at mel's darling house with gheeting for more rounds of LOOK-FOR-THE-WORD game.*
-SCREAMS-
i fucking cannot wait.

YAKATANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

yay !
firstly, my black & gold Juicy Couture Bag costs a bomb already! even though its been discounted. to the max.

now i've got a nice nice texture Juicy Couture jacket ! but its pink in colour. but its got a nice nice feeling to it. i love it. and it costs $42 (that auntie gave me discounts!)

and den i got myself a new diamond bling bling necklace. its a letter J with dumb diamonds all over it. $25.90 ..

and next Friday, me & dajie will be going on a shopping spree to buy peeptoe heels and long long necklace?(wadever is that called).

and all these sums up to, ALOT OF MONEY SPENT! and CASH RESOURCES ARE DEPLETING FURIOUSLY! :(

*weeps uncontrollably.*

but i cant help it either, i NEED to shop.

byebye.

finally, i went shopping ! and movies marathon ! so happy.

i've a totally cool Juicy Couture bag, and a new black top, and, there will be more.
i am so so so thrilled and i might just die of excitedness!

alrite,
just reformatted my com.
lots of downloading of games to do.

Pirate King Online, Priston Tale, etc,etc.

i need to repay wad i've been deprived of.

and, there is alot of bloody shopping to do.

1 more day to FREEDOM.

1 more bloody motherfucking goddamn day.

1 more 1 more 1 more !

Just a Maths paper and i am sosososososo FREE like a fucking bird.
like a bird with bloody stupid wings.
yay! 1 more.
joei, u can do this. 1 more day. 24 hours to go.

and the first thing up on my head,

A DATE WITH MY DARLING GHEETING ! i miss her to the max.
who can be better den her? u tell me, who? nobody.

next up, would be my HUMBAOBAO! :)

and the rest will come up shortly. i promise.

our CHALET OF HORROR MOVIES ! for my class girls. ahahahahaha.

im look forward to everything after my exams sooooooo badly !!

i neeed a BREAKKKKK.

and me n my girls are considering going overseas. maybe Genting.

GHEETING darling! are you in for it ?! lets go our Thailand, or somewhere else anywhere u want. its fun with only u around baby. don gimme a stupid sad face. :) i cannot live without you. and lets laugh at ugly and fat pple. kk. muacks. 1 more day. woohoo.

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TO MY FREEDOM !
TO THE END OF MISERIES!
TO THE STOP OF LOOKING AT BOOKS!
TO THE HALT OF NOT GOING OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am sooo happy. :)

please please please get a life okay?
please?

cos u are have no life, and im terribly sympathetic to ur sad plight.

1. u have no friends? (aww, so sad for you)
2. u still have no TRUE friends? (im seriously sooo sad for you)
3. omg, u seriously HAVE NO TRUE RELIABLE FRIENDS? (u may as well be dead)
4. please, just end ur sad life. it hurts me to see such sad pple trying their best to act happy.

3 more days to FREEDOM !
we have sososososososossosososososso bloody fucking much activities ahead of us!
SOOOOO FUCKINNNNNN MUCHHHHHHHHHH.
and im so looking forward to it.

all the movies, the thonnings, the chalets, the scary GHOST movies(winks at Sylvia, Purani, Dyan, Anitha, Valerie, Punitha), the shoppings!, alot of catching up with gheeting,melanie,dajie,rachel,4e4s, and more shoppings, and more shoppings.

im so horny thinking bout it ! ^^

and i hope things between me n Eric would be better, i hope.after my exams, i will me worry-free.

and seriously, to somebody, why haven u change? i tot u would. but u still continues to go on n on n on bout your loserish life and all. please do something bout it la k? nobody likes u, and so wads the point of putting on a brave and happy front? if i were u, i will just shutup. (AND I WILL CHANGE TO BE A BETTER PERSON) ! but why cant u ? sighh. i really want u to change.. from secondary school u are already lidat,den now u still lidat. if u want to make pple like u, or be more accepted, den please change can? can can can?
i swear, im really sad for you, how could anyone be as much as a failure like u are?
i told my mummy bout u . and she asked me to put MYSELF into YOUR shoes,
i told my mummy, "sorry mummy, i NOE i'll never be like her, so i do not have to put myself into her shoes".
seriously, im not a i-love-to-bitch-and-gossip person. neither am i a i-talk-behind-my-friends-back person.
and i do not like you for making me do this now. :( i do not do not like it.
if u have anything to say, tell me, and maybe we can settle things out.
cos seeing u on a route to self-destruction, having no true friends and all, makes me soft-hearted.

i hate to see pple suffer, i want no one, absolutely no one, to suffer. or feel miserable.
i wanna eradicate miseries ! so please k! fufil my wish.

alrite. *i can't wait for my exams to passssss*
it'll be done soon. joei, just hang on.
lotsa pple are rooting for u.

thanks gheeting,eric the humbaobao and zhiwei, mel, xueling for smsing me to hang on.

and xueling darling, we shall thon at melanie's and your house after my exmas! don be sad anymore! no guys is worth ur tears~

XIAOMARK KORKOR is the funniest piece of shit on earth. i love him to the maximum highest max. he made me laugh NON STOP on Friday night. ahahahaha. and been to melanie's house with xueling to watch 9 o'clock show. hahahaha. funfunfun..multiply by 10000 times.

i miss my friends !
Life has become meaningless ever since i've started studying..
but...

JUST 4 MORE DAYS.

I WILL BE A REAL JOEI AGAIN !

darling Kacang & Stripey. sorry for neglecting u dearies. my mummy will be playing with you all.
hugs and kisses. i can feel u all waiting for me to squeeze u all. LOVE U ALL TO THE MAX.

and once again, FATFATcookies signs off.
with her own OWN own favourite quote, TO THE MAX.

GOOD LUCK FOR EXAMS TO THE MAX.
LOVE U ALL TO THE MAX.

(i do not like conflicts!)

my favourite saying : I may be fat, BUT you are ugly, I can diet. hahahaha!

TOP 10 LOSER ACTIONS ! :)

1. COPYING ME ! if u feel like u are slowly becoming like me, yes, that makes u a loser bcos there can only be ONE winner in this world, which is me. and that makes u a loser.
2. ACT PRETTY. no need to act pretty, if you are pretty, means u are. please do not act. act like u very slim, very chio, very girly, ERM, in fact, u are so fucked up.
3. ACT POPULAR. hahahaa. thats the NO.1 loser actions of the century man. acting like you are the most popular shits, when in fact, u're not.
4. TRY TO BE BITCHY when u are not in the least popular. cmon, get a life, wad else can i say?
5. ACT HAPPY. eee. this is so fucked up, acting happy when u have in fact a super sad miserable life. sigh, i feel sad for u losers man.
6. WHEN U ARE A FAKE PERSON. man, who doesnt hate hypocrites? who who who, u tell me man.
7. WHEN U TRY TO BE IN A GROUP of friends which u previously bitch about. *pukesss* that is so so so *i dunno wad to say bout this* one word, u are a loser.
8. FEEL THAT U'VE NO LIFE. cos u mug all day and pretend u have alot of friends. constantly THANKING them in YOUR STUPID BLOG like I DO, just fuck urself, seriously.
9. PRETEND TO HAVE MANY FRIENDS. this is one big loser if u do that. cos u noe that u do not. so do not pretend. Quote: "don be pretentious, pple can see throught it"
10. WHEN U KEEP COPYING ME !!! aaaaaaaa. stop doing that PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. i do not like replicas of joeis. one is enough to torment pple. PLEASE. a FAKE joei would be so scary . pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee. stop talking like me, stop blogging like me, stop acting like me, stop stop stop stop stoppppppppppppppppppppppppp.

the above TOP 10 LOSER ACTIONS are fiction. do not try to be funny and think its you. i thought of all this since i was sec 3. hurray.

i've got alot of pics in my com. when can i upload them to my blog !!!!!

i've got a diarrhea, is that how u spell it? cos i've no idea how and im lazy to go to www.dictionary.com to check. its lao-sai-ing. like runny stools coming out from ur butt. looks disgusting, means ur shit aint solid, blah blah.

and i reckon its bcos of those BBQ food. happens to me everytime.
cos underaged teenagers BBQing = FOOD POISONING AFTER THAT.
FOOD POISONING = no need go to school .

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.

but if my presence in school is needed, of cos i'll go la. ahahah.

i hope exams will end soon, cos i've so much plans for a shopping spree.
and lots and lots of manicures & pedicures.
with super lotsa stay-overs and nights of thonning.
and all the chalets & BBQs.
and all the going out to watch midnight movies.

aah, the thoughts of it are making me horny. bye.

back from 2 chalet. happy happy. had a smashing time.

4E4's chalet always rox. i don't know why. maybe cos im present. AHAHAHA. took lotsa pics. like siao lidat.. and kept binging on yummy chicken wings. super nice. the chilli sotong and fish also quite yummy. love it.

Dajie's chalet on the other side is fun too, although i dunno anyone there. but the food there is overwhelming in my face. like phhhosh. SO MANY FOOD kind of thing. so i love it cos of that.

and after dat, me rachel and dajie went for a walk to the beach. and we saw a super touching scene. omg. a guy wanted to confess to a girl he liked and he places light sticks on the floor with the words "I LOVE YOU" and 2 stickmans. 1 stickman was standing up, and the other was kneeling down. OMG. its so uber sweet la. i took pics of it. so will let u all see it when i upload it. that guy is not of our age somemore, hes like probably 20 plus. still so sweet. KNN. i don care, i want this to happen to me as well !! I WANT !!

den we got attacked by millions of mosquitos, or sandflies, cos we scooted around to see wad happens. ahaha. we were cunning asses. we pretended to got lost and ask for directions, (FROM THE GIRL) hahahahaha. cos we wanted to see how she look like ma. so cool rite. ok la, she quite nice. ahahaha. we ARE STRANGERS LOR, LIKE HELLO, why are we so meddlesome.

anyway, den went back to the chalet and took class photo. ahaha. i look not fat for 3 out of 4 pics. so i shall only post the 3 pics. the pic where i look fat will hereby be deleted, kekeke.
and we took ten million pics again. and after that, we took twenty billion pics. and after that, we took 3 zillion pics. and after that later at night, we took 42478328974893272 BRAZILLION pics.

so in short, we took a total of 50 pics altogether. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHA.

so fun. and we decided to get more chalets in future. but the costs are steep man. to the max.

i know u pple are waiting for pics. i will upload K~ RELAX. kindly wait and see.

i miss 4E4 alot. =( sobsobsob. 4E4................................................................................

i swear joei, or cookies, have the world's best greatest friends on earth. i promise u that man.

i feel so warm and touched now. i feel so blissful and blessed.

how did i ever get to noe all my great frens? how how how?

i seriously would like to thank u all, *sobsob* for being there for me.
i tot i was all alone, but i was wrong.

thanks melanie & gheeting dearies for motivating me and spending time with me today. i love you all to the max. i really love u all for the things u did for me today. im gonna weep uncontrollably now.

thanks dajie & rachel for being the listening ear and counsellor unconditionally.

and thanks purani & sylvia darlings for making me laugh all day.

thanks sandra waffle sweetie for being the rational being and makin me think rationally, thanks for that, (i swear i needed that post, do another one! but make it nice this time. heehee.).

thanks hoe zhi wei for being very understanding and not calling me.

thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks pple who care. love u all. i swear.
even if ur name is not there and u noe who u are, don ask "eh, why my name not there?"
cos sincere thanks comes from my heart,
and u noe u will be in my heart if u truly care for joei. ^^

aaaah, i feel so fortunate being here in this world.
and i promise to try my best. so i will try. and persevere. and..
never say die.

**impt**
thanks Kacang & Stripey for their unconditional love for me. i noe u furballs have been there supporting me and trying to act cute to make me happy. thanks for making the effort to make ur fur softer so i feel happier. i love you, hammie dears. i wish we can be together for life. and we will never part. i love you babies.

ok all. im fine. really. i promise k i will not find any troubles for her, to save my own ass.
alrite.

im so envious of gheeting. shes back from Taiwan to see Jay Chou. screams. i noe she bought back lotsa goodies for me. but still, i COULD have gone with her wan lor !! sigh. JAY CHOU!!!! stupid idiot. she claims jay's cuter den me. aaaaaaa.

and i've still not called melanie yet. fuck. i think she will kick my ass the next time she sees me. cos she sms me TWICE to phone her liao. im scared. =(

and im fine. okay? my wounds are healing at a tremendous rate. yay.

hahaha! noe wad? im in a terrific mood liao.

and something exciting happened today.

hmm. a few weeks back, when i was on the bus, i saw A BITCH, A BITCH THAT WAS ONCE BEATEN UP BY US. okay, so i saw her. and i tot she was bloody from North Vista Sec. how come she change school ha? shes in Yuying Secondary now. OOOO. muz be expelled from my beloved NVSS la. that motherfuckin slut. sigh, talking bout her makes me think of how pathetic she was, crying and crying like a whore when she was being slapped and kicked. i feel so sad for her. yes yes, she was being slapped, kicked, punched and everything. and cos she tried to act big with me that time in our school toilet. and i was Sec4 at that time! she was only sec 1 ! she tot she can bully me ma. AHAHA.

oh so i saw her. and she gave me a HORRIFIED look. *gasps.
she must be thinking how come this cute girl here look so familar, but fuck, i've offended her before, so im scared cos her frens are all ah lians.

and she bloody hell keep staring at me, so i gave her the finger when she alighted the bus. yea, the finger __ I showed her MY finger.

and i tot it would be a closed chapter of my life. FULLSTOP.

AND, i saw her again today~ woohoo, at Heartland Mall,
SIGH, blame myself la, for my itchy butt, muz purposely alight there to take 136 home.
and pooF! i saw THE BITCH again. this time. she clever liao sia, she board a bus and showed me HER FINGER!! and of cos, i showed her mine too la. *sniggers*

so here im stating, MELODY, u fucking fat slut, watch out u noe.
don need be so guai lan now leh.
later like last time again how?
u sec 2 only leh. please la k?
u noe last time, u also guai lan with me, bring u no good ending rite?
got beaten up and kept weeping like a pig rite?
beg for forgiveness like a retard rite?
ask her to forgive u,
and keep apologising to ME like a cunt somemore.
so please k, think before acting next time.
(oh ya, she spologised more den 50 times in the hope of not getting beaten up, but too bad cos i dowan forgive her, so in the end, she still got beaten up)

don prove to me that u are some big time ah lian or something.
cos u are not.
u only got alot of FATS, which are of no use to the world.
so just shut the bloody fuck up and go suck cock.
and den hor, dat time u got beaten up,
u not SAT KI anymore.
u not AH LIAN anymore.
u not GUAI LAN anymore.
u NEVER SAY CHEEBYE anymore.
WHY HA?
cos u this cowardly slut, i make sure after my exams i chop off ur middle finger ah.
like to show so much.
u think u change school i got no means to kick ur ass ha?

WAIT AND SEE.

anyway, i think ur father mother going to die soon anytime la. so guai guai be a good girl and go prepare their funeral first k? ^^ and so in the meantime, i shall not disturb u first.
and even after they die, im sure nobody will care bout ur means of survival,
bcos u can feed off ur fats, they might last u ten lifetimes. *wow!*
thats alot of fats!
but still, u will still be as FAT.

and did i mention, she became fatter. AHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
she sec 2 only u noe. MY GOD. i feel like dying. ahahahaha.
shes the ugliest peice of shit on earth, im sure she will be paid only $o.25 PER MONTH if she goes out to work in future as a rubbish collector. i can see that future in her. and be sure to notice, if u see a rubbish collector without a middle finger, u can BE VERY CONFIDENT and ask her, "EH, UGLY BITCH, UR NAME IS MELODY HOR?"

lalalalalalala! ugly ugly fat fat smelly smelly coward coward whorish whore. don act big with me k, don make me say out ur embarrassing story bout us kicking ur ass here. ALRITE?

and remember wad pple told u in the past?

don mess with me.
cos i look like a retard and i look like a good girl,
but don mess me with me.
cos nothing good will come out from ur ass.

-end of the story of THE BITCH-
(sorry, not THE BITCH, is fuckface ugly FAT bitch)

so today, i had a fun time in school, MrChrisLee not here. so got alot of free periods. and ends early. woohoo. and took thousands of pics. will upload here once im free. ^^ heehee.

gheeting came back from Taiwan already, will be meeting her soon.
sorry melanie darling, i promise to call u tonite. ^^ love u. muacks.

P.S: EX-NVSS pple , got any infos bout MELODY, kindly tell me. thanks. love u all. shes in for it AGAIN.

i would like to thank pple who truly and really care for me. pple who sincerely show their concern and worriness over me. thanks ok. i seriously swear i needed that.

for pple who are fake n hypocritical, fuck u and be dead. its pple like you who are wasting earth's resources, and yes, the world can do better without you. so get a life loser.

cos im the goddess.
you are nothing.

(i shall do a posting on TOP 10 loser actions when i feel better)

i am so so so so so so depressed. sigh.

i wish i wasn't even alive to start with.

in short, life sucks..

i would have jump to my death a long time ago if it wasn't for my hamsters.

and shucks. an addiction in seeing blood from my wrists aint helping me feel better.

Life is a fuckface vagina bitchass motherfucking piece of shit waiting to be fucked in the northpole. yea, thats life. accept that fuckers.

life sucks. officially.

someday. i swear i will leave this god-damned place without a trace.

i promise that.

its too much for a little cookies to take.

please let me go and do me a favour and bring me faraway................................

please.................... i need to get outta this place...............

now..............................................................................

im super happy n thrilled.
because. KNNBCCB. AAAA. screams.

i have got my very own...........

HI-FI SYSTEM!
damn neat ! aaaa! *orgasms till joei is dead.*

OMG. a hi-fi system. YAY! now i can blast music till im deaf in my own room. woohoo.
cos my dad, my mummy n me went to a PHILIPS CARNIVAL today. the deals there are super affordable. u all should go. ^^ we got a whole lots of electrical appliances. heehee. like a BRAND NEW toaster, iron, some clock radios or wadever, MY HI-FI system!, fruit blender, etc. etc.
tomoro(Sunday) would be the last day. so catch it while it lasts. i repeat, the deals there are fabulously splendid. please go there. please. its so so so much cheaper. (i know cos me n my dad went to Courts after that to compare prices. AND WOAH! huge differences in prices, but we still got our PHILIPS thingy. yay!)

and i hereby conclude that, i love my parents dearly. but then again, i think they are weird. first my dad ask me, "Girl ah, wad u want just tell us okay."

so i replied, "OMG DADDY, i so want the 10 kinds of different hair styling machine. its so cool la. last time $69, now $49 only! i want it, i want to curl my hair sometimes! please daddy i love it to the max."

he said, "siao ah, tat wan destroy ur hair only la girl."

i den tried again "OMG, i want an electronic toothbrush cos i feel it will make me smile nicer."

he said " wad for? i don think it helps lor. bullshit."

i was like, (to myself) , sigh. u said u will buy me anything i want wan okay!!!!!!!!
den we walked past the audio system place. when he saw the hi-fi system,
he said, "girl ah, do u need it?"

(took a look at it) . and said, "hmm quite nice man. the colour and all. and WAH. so affordable."

he told the salesperson, "gimme one of it please."

WAH LAO EH. wad i REALLY want, he dowan gimme. den i DON REALY need this hi-fi thingy, he bought it soooo sooo willingly. but den, im happy cos ITS A HI-FI SYSTEM. ^^

ahahahahaa. but i still love him la. hes so nice. and of cos, my mummy paid for it.

oh ya, i watch the movie THE HOST already. please do not watch it. cos its so dumb. its so sad that the story plot is so sad. its just a cruel deranged stupid mutated monster eating pple up. so dumb. but, had an enjoyable time la.

okay piccies time.


my darling dearie baby Micro HI-FI system!!! woohoo!!!


random picture of a toaster we got today. ahahhaa.


ME n POOREENEE. only I, and only I can call her that. get it clear n right.


now im awake! im sooo adorable pple~


and now im asleep. and still as cute as ever.


sometimes, i dislike myself for taking pics like that, but STILL.


this is much better, im sure.


and i love this.

so im happy.and oh ya, my mummy is so sweet. she bought new food(damn expensive la!) for my hammie dearies, and a new wheel for my Stripey. cos hes growing out of it. ^^

IM SO IN A NICE MOOD !! throw a party now!

**oh ya, i promise gheeting i will blog about something. that left us traumatised. i will soon. if i have the courage. ahahaha.

im back to my blogging world. but first, i so need to clarify something.

Joel from my secondary school says i look like XIAXUE, gasps! i so DO NOT look like her. and nadira once said i blog like her. NONONONO. im no her. no similarities. FULLSTOP. no more discussions.

i feel like im neglecting my dear hammies. lemme do an entry on my babies. ^^ love u Kacang & Stripey darling.
i noe i've not let u pple see my Stripey baby before. lemme let u see him. hes super adorable.


say hi! say hi! say hi!


Kacang darling~


my cutie Stripey. aaaaaa. sooo cute.


darling Kacang resting on her wheelie.


both my babies. so cute.


darling girl grabbing my finger REFUSING to let go. ^^


heehee. squeeze squishy dearie.


my moomoo cow. given by my favourite pple. ^^ yay. my bday prezzie.


my darling boyboy who wanna marry me when hes older. AHAHAHA. im a pedophile.


my collection of my shoes. when i was clearing the shoe cabinet. ^^


and lastly, me n Syl's pic in school .

i love my hammies !! LOVELOVELOVE them. alot. to the max. and everything. cos they are soooo super uber cuddly and soft. i love u kacang n stripey! muacks!

pictures, as i promised.


Seoul Garden


Seoul Garden


my sisters ~ Priz & Jas


THE mans. Guojie & Zimmy


my girls ! in Kbox.


Me, dajie n Jean in toilet.


which goes in firsT?


a hungry slut in kbox.


me & dajie


hahahaha. i like this.


inside photo taking machines.


the process.


EMO ! yay !


look at my assy face.


supper at .. Hougang mall.

and now, the next day. went to town with my dajie. to get slippers. oh fuck, forget to take pics of all the things i bought. a golden belt, slippers, a super mini skirt,lipgloss and lots more of small small things la. and oh ya, i got a small webby cammy too from zhiwei. hurray!


when we first met.


yummy yummy.


double yums.


ooo., hungry?


hahaha. Harvey Norman.


in Bugis lift. =)


at Suntec City's fountain of wealth. cos we no money. so need get some wealth. we walked round there 3 times. hahahaha.


our new lipgloss. ^^ from SASA.


and to top off my good moood. my French manicure.


in some Dim sum restaurant for dinner.


OMG. just look at my Water Dragon Dumpling. yummmm.

and the next day, when i went for SPCA volunteering. so fun!!


me n my black chicken soupie. yum. im sooo greedy, i finished dat whole thing up. big spoon, i mean ladle, and big bowl. whahahaha.

and... lastly. my act-cute pic with bro.