Hello these shall be the pics to sum up my birthdays, theres more but I am really tired so here you go, have fun and entertain yourselves. I had fun ! so much fun!

The yummyiest, sweetest, nicest, most gorgeous cake ever existed.

Please agreee with me please please please.

I really love it alot and its like orgasmic.

Everyone loves it and one bite is really never enough, it leaves you craving for more cos its like nice and yummy and the words are so nice. We tried very hard to preserve the words, but because it is so yummy, we all died and gave up.

Purani says, "The point of having candles means we've to make it difficult for you to blow."

So we cut the part that have no words.....

Tadah! we managed to conquer all the parts without the words.

TOOOOOO BADDDDD!!

Its really tooo yummy, and its left with only the word PRINCESS now.

hahaha, but its really goooood.

Thanks for the cake!!!!

And..

See the amount of hands trying to cover the flame from extinguishing. Its so funny and unintentional. HAHA.


Happy Birthday Girl.

Slacking after school.

Purani says I am the fairest, and Deepak is the darkest.

:)

yumyumyum.

Darling Ziyan!!!

:D I love you!!

And, next are Elvin's balloons for me!

Sooooo niceeee!

HEEHEE.

I like Ariel! shes my fave princess cos she has red hair!!!


Dyan and me! I like my hair!!

:)

YAY!

I love you allllllll.

Love this even more!

My cuzzie was there too! He is Riri's owner.

Showing off.hahahaha.

Johnniee korkor!

BFFs to the maxx!

Signs of high-ness.

Dyan! Signs of high-ness.

"joei, you are so red lor"

"Bo tah WU lan pah"

(means if you don't finish the drink, you will have a dick.)

Because traditionally if a guy dont bottoms up, he will be named like BO LAN PAH(no dick), so for females, it will be to grow a dick. That is very scary.

....

Thats all! Very entertaining hor!

Got more coming up! Don't go away!


Byebye and I love you all BFFs, all who made me so happy.

Hugs and kisses.

Firstly,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MYSELF !

Secondly,

Thanks everyone who made it a very happy birthday for me! Really thanks alot, from the super gorgeous yummy-iest cake with the nicest words ever to the night at Phuture to those who sent me a simple birthday wish via sms, friendster, msn, my tagboard, and personally. YOU ALL ARE SO NICE! omg, i love you all to the maxiest maxest maxxxxx! HUGS x 10000 ! I am very touched and blessed and happy and so once again, thanks alot.

Thirdly,

I love Elvin and I must really thank Elvin for making my birthday so nice cos he really bought me many many presents and made me very pleased! And thanks all who got me pressies! I love each and every one of them. :)

I love you all ! And thanks for making my 19th birthday very enjoyable!
Thank you Thank you Thank you.
Me is so happy I cannot stop smilinggggg.
:D Hugs.

Its Sunday, and you all know I hate Sundays & how I will lament about it each time Sunday arrives. Sunday is gross. Sunday is when Elvin goes back in to camp and I've to start counting down loserish days. Anyway I am very sure everyone hates Sundays. I think Gheeting's school is starting soon, so yea, FUCK SUNDAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY! Saturday's Phuture so fun! HEEHEE. Thanks for the pple who went, those who didn't, no worries! Went to Zouk and saw Elvin shuffling like a trance prancer! I like it I like it I like it! I like it when Elvin shuffles cos..... its very nice and I do not know how to do it at all!!! hahaha. Sorry its just me being obsessed with his shuffles or whatever you call that kinda dance that don't make sense but still look very nice.

And Elvin stayover-ed and we had a yummy brunch. His parents came to pick us up and went to pray for his granny and slacked..... and I am like depressed cos he has to get his ass back to camp. But its my birthday tomorrow!! YIPEEEYAYAYA! So I must be happy and look forward to a Monday! I am like so unlucky, I hate Mondays and my birthday has to be on a Monday but fuck that shit! I love birthdays!

I love all my presents so far! :) Will blog about it when I have more time.

*Elvin got me ballooooooooons on Saturday! LOVE IT! 4 balloons altogether, I almost died of an overdose of orgasm!

Okay, so don't say I never blog ah..Next week will be a busyfied week for me, so I'll have lesser time to update this space! BYEBYE!

Me miss Elvin already.

Got tagged by Ziyan, just nice cos I've absolutely nothing to blog about.

7 things that scare me:
1. My extremely fat body with all the fats bulging out.
2. When I am penniless & without my credit card.
3. When Elvin goes into his abominable rage.
4. When people around me gets angry.
5. The gnawing feeling of being affected(by someone's past).
6. Sex.
7. The word "Java".

7 things I like the most:
1. KACANG! I LOVE HER!
2. ELVIN! and all my best friends!!
3. LV! JuicyCouture! sometimes Gucci!
4. FOOD. all kinds of good fooooood.
5. Crowns? haha.
6. My red sony stuffs like my PSP,lappy,camera. & my watch.
7. Elvin's bike.

7 important things in my room:
1. THE BED.
2. Elvin's pictures.(heehee)
3. Lappy
4. The mirror.
5. A fan.
6. The table so I can study and do work.
7. Must be neat(its an important thing for my room)

7 random facts about me:
1. I love my pet hamsters to the max & I love animals too.
2. I can really eat alot, you all will be surprised.
3. I love all my friends to the max.
4. I can shop and scare Elvin to death with the amount spent.
5. My parents love me alot, some people think I am spoilt but I am not,at all.
6. I cry easily. I laugh easily too.
7. I am soft physically - like a tofu from my boobs to my ass, to my whole body.

7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. Have sex at least once.
2. Eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat......
3. Tell Elvin I love him.
4. Travel around the world.
5. Pamper myself with massages and manicures/pedicures.
6. Spend all my money on branded goods!
7. The rest of the money shall be for my family&friends who are alive.

7 things I can do:
1. Eat alot, like alot.
2. Constantly telling people I am fat.
3. Shop like crazy and buy 4 same clothes in different colour.
4. Be very unreasonable with my boyfriend.
5. Show lots of love to animals.
6. Do household chores.
7. Talk forever with my best friend and never ever get tired.

7 things I can't do:
1. Be slim. (i really don't know why)
2. Forget someone's past.
3. Have sex.
4. Control myself from spending money.
5. Stop myself from eating.
6. Be confident.
7. Be able to forget Kacang, WangWang, Cinderella. (all my deceased pets)

7 things I can attract the opposite sex:
1. cos I laugh alot.
2. cos I am cheerful.
3. cos some guys like fat girls with big ass?
4. i am nice when i want to?
5. -
6. -
7. -

(haha, i really don't know how i can attract the opposite sex,haha)

7 things I say often:
1. Fuck
2. nabeh lor.
3. Elvin, I love you!
4. HAHAHA
5. oh my god!
6. eee not fair one.
7. I am the princess right right right?

The 7 people to do this survey:
Anyone can do it, but I dunno why my blog skin cannot copy, so you guys gotta go Ziyan's blog and copy from there. :)

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Okay time for my afternoon nap, byebye! I had lunch at Crystal Jade with my parents, yumyum. Satisfying, tonight at Miss Clarity Cafe would be good too! The company is very important. So guess who I'm going with okay? hahahahahahahaha.

My first picture, Deepak and Joei.(i look idiotic but ignore it okay)
Deepak says this is an illustration of Yin & Yang.
Then I died laughing. And he said, "you're so gonna put it on your blog right?"
I went like OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Then he replied, "I've known you for 3 years...."


Fatty bom bom. I realise I rarely have pictures of myself in my blog.


=/ my face looks retarded, and the food was yummy!
Tepanyaki ROCKS.


Dyan & Renuka.


I really don't understand why my face always looks so spastic.
Dyan please tell me! Its like the theory of you and your friends smiling nicely and me grinning retardedly. HAHA.


The amazingly cutee doggy. RIRI !



So random but just a convo with me and Sherman. I've known him since I was sec 3. And he brought us out to eat, Gheeting I can let you see the pictures.

And my school friends..

Sylvia and ME!


My new friend, Oscar!


Renuka! Shes in that iPod screen.
Renuka said, "oh cool our very first picture together!!!!"


Anittha Thanabalan serving suspension, we accompanied her and left her notes!
:)

Okay and to that, I shall self proclaim a holiday tomorrow. And, its Friday! Friday means happyness! Lovely day!

Fucking stress.

Relax Joei.

Breathe in Breathe out.

Everything will be fine.

Yes, everything will be fine.

Bad day for everyone. I had to keep quiet cos I am like scared.

I was very sleepy the whole day. I kept thinking about Elvin.

I am trying my best to counsel my dear Dyan. Don't worry and must accept that things are in the past, love you still.

Purani made me very sad....... :( Sobsob......she doesn't love me anymore....
(but please try okay!!) haha. It was very funny in class when I gave her the stare. HAHA.

I ate alot.

I am happy and somehow I cannot wait for Saturday.

And Christian, hello to you if you are seeing this space! HELLO!

hello all!

Today was a neverending day. Like lessons were going on and on and on, and school ends so bloody cheebye late. And we had Pilates! Its fun but fucking tiring, we were like groaning in pain, but my daddy says the right way is to relax, which I didn't. So, must try to relax next week.

I am soo tired.

And oh ya, my birthday is like next Monday so I'm having a small little party at Zouk this Saturday, all close friends can come! :) YAY! Don't worry will definitely got drinks for you all, just bring presents can already, HAHA. Love ya! Hope I'll have a smashing time!

I can't wait now!

Joei: "Elvin, birthday girl REALLY must open bottle one meh?? I don't mind la but I've never done it before."
Elvin: "hmm, I think so lah, but you also never drink, you want open what bottle?"
Joei: "No lah, my birthday mah, my friends are all drinkers so I need to let them enjoy..."
Elvin: "Very ex one lor! So bo hua!"
Joei: "Ya lor, I rather use the money go shopping :( how ah?"
Elvin: "I agree with you.then don't go club lor, so easy."
Joei: "I disagree with that, bye"

Don't worry I am NOT stingy, I just DON'T drink. And I don't know why drinks are so grossly overpriced at clubs, and anyway, I have alot of bottles at home.. So... hahha.

See you guys there ! Hugs!

I'm back from my weekend!

This week was shopping week, so me and Elvin went on a shopping craze and bought anything we wanted, not needed. We went like, "Omg, this is nice, and buy it now!". Very bad for the wallet but its not all the time we both get to do that. Next week will be another shopping week hahaha. YAY! 5 more days to goooooo ! 5 more days 5 more days!

Had family buffet at Raffles City, I love the sashimis and the herbal chicken soup is soo nice! And I loveeeee the prawns! And the cheesecake is so yummy, cool! And went to watch midnight show, Hellboy II...... I fell asleep, and Elvin slept throughout.. And then Elvin stayover-ed and when I woke up, its bloody Sunday again! I hate Sundays, its gay and totally unnecessary.

Sunday is when you get those disgusting "Sian... tomorrow got school......" or "oh fuck, my boyfriend have to book in again", and just plain "KNNBCCB-fied" feelings lah.

Anyway, I am very happy with my weekend, now I must persevere this week, and be nice, and be positive, and be organised! :)

Next week is my birthday ! Yippeeedooopeeedooooooo !

Short update.

I had fun the whole of today cos I skipped school. (haha.) I love youuuuuuuu. Thanks for the nice time, and hope we can have more soooooon!

YAY! Same PE group and Dyan, Purani & Sylvia for PILATES! I can't wait! First time I am so excited about PE! hahahaha! Fun!

I am tired, byebye!

*Elvin is booking out tomorrow! & he says hes gonna pick me up from school on Friday! YAY! Cheap thrills for Joei!!!

Happyness! :) I was right to PMS yesterday cos I had my menses today. YAY! discovered it on time and no leaks AT ALL, yes i am very proud of that okay. HAHA.

And Purani made me a happy happy girl today! She turned my PMSy mood around! Firstly by bringing KALHONAAHO! & by promising me something which I so love. LOVE!! EXCITED!! HAPPY!!! *okay calm down calm down, you can't blog when you are excited.*

And, I must be positive! I must learn to forgive others, must be gracious and fuck the past, no denying the past, but accept that it happened and whats past is past. So, no point brooding over it hor? Just live life to the fullest and eat more buffets lah, just eat and eat and eat, enjoy, go travel, eat more, and song bo! you will die liao.
oh i forgot, i must have sex first before i die. hmm, but must have sex after 21 years old(if im still with elvin), if im not with elvin anymore means NO MORE SEX LIFE FOR JOEI TAN. But Elvin is like gross, he had sex with ____ before, OH FUCK WAIT, didn't I just mention that I've to learn to accept the past. Okay sorry sorry, Elvin is un-gross. He was dumb in the past, now he is wiser, he is abstaining from sex! Poor guy, hes gonna be deprived for 2 whole years but its alright, :) Patience is gold.

And I honestly think he is turning gay too, from facing guys all day, and no proper sex with the female species, he might stray.........................................

Okay nevertheless, still happy today! Even happier cos not going to school tomorrow! BUT after tomorrow, I must go on a DO-NOT-SKIP-SCHOOL-DIET plan!

Determination is the way to go man.

:( I am PMSing very badly, I'm having negative thoughts like now, like I'm friend-less! MY boyfriend doesn't love me! I'm a loser! I'm fat! blah blah blah. I abhor PMS. Makes me feel so alone in the world. oh no.. I'm all alone, I've no friends at all. :( Nobody likes me, everyone is looking at me in a strange way. ohmygod..........................

Anyway.

I am really a loser, but this helps. I googled "How to forget the past".
And tadah!

Steps:

1. Accept that it happened. It's not the easiest thing to do, but it will help you get on your way. The past is a part of your life now, but it is not the most important part. Accept the fact that it can no longer be changed in anyway.

2. Live in the present. This one is kind of hard, as well, since the present is easy to take for granted. Know that by constantly using your present time wisely, you are constantly making a better past for yourself.

3. Learn from it. Something good always comes out of anything, even if it is a very bad experience. Find the lesson involve and try not to make the same twice. Lousy-Lesson Example 1: "If I didn't get busted shoplifting, I would've moved on to armed robbery and get shot by cops."

4. Forgive. Yourself or the ones that have hurt you. Cut yourself, and others, some slack. Nobody asks to be given a bad memory. People are not perfect. Everyone is prone to make mistakes. That's how people are. And the only way to really move on from a bad experience is to forgive the people involved.

Tips:

• If it really bothers you, talk to someone you trust and feel comfortable with about it. Talking is good. Not talking about it makes you bottle it up, and the next thing you know, medication is involved. (fortunately, i like to talk to pple ah...)
• Compare it to another's bad experience. Think about it. I mean, you've had a bad day, but that other person may have had a bad year. You may have lost your cat, but that person across the street lost his mom. Everything's relative, even problems.

Warnings:

No denying the past. Because, no matter how hard you bury it, it will resurface time and again, like a bad zombie film.

(haha and to this, ziyan and dyan will go like "SEE? we told you living in denial is a big NO-NO so you must NOT live in denial okay!") okay okay i know i know.hahaha.

Yup, I mean, I told Elvin the only way for us to last is for me to accept his past, and love him for who he is now, and not the things that happened before. I am trying my best okay. Its not easy for me hor.. Its like, I am very very tormented by things he does with his ex okay, the images refuses to go away(stop laughing at me). But I am becoming better, I am googling stuffs and I am feeling better. :)

This whole weekend, I tortured Elvin with my abrupt moody-ness. When we both were like happy and laughing, I will go like, "I am disturbed by your past." or like "I am reminded of the things you've done." This is when you will see Elvin being very nervous and his face will change to a constipated one instantly.

And the usual Elvin would go "KNN la, can dont be stupid anot?" or something like "what you want now? aiya whatever lah you want to think then think lor" or maybe "everytime also my past my past, ya lah im a loser lor".

BUT, the changed Elvin dealt with this very professionally. He decided to be nice already. He said "baby you know i love you right.... you love me too right? and not my past right?" *and gives a nice sincere smile and a tight hug* and he said "okay baby everything is fine, i love you, =D"

Hmmm, I love Elvin like that, so nice. I must have more talks with him, cos I told him how to deal with me when I'm being unreasonable or PMSy. and he did it! Girls, try to try it out! Guys usually don't know the best way to deal with girls one lah, they are losers, all they need is a little encouragement and support from their girlfriend (according to Elvin).

Okay, school starts tomorrow! still in my holidaying mood. i wanna sleep till past noon and go out and stay up late but i can't anymore!! My new term resolution, go to school everyday UNLESS i've driving lessons. No skipping of school unnecessarily. I shall make this promise to my Kacang and everyone who loves me.

NO SKIPPING OF SCHOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

*important!*

Hello hello hello, okay right I'm back from spending time with Elvin the guy I can only see on weekends for 2 whole years. :( Two whole years........................... Okay stop. If I stop thinking about the time, it might become faster. Like its Monday now, so its like 4 more cheebyefied days to go !! Weepeedooo!

So over the weekend, I've gotten myself a new handphone(yay like finally!!), and ate at Lawry's Prime Rib over at Paragon(nice steak!love it!), Elvin stayed over at my house, had yummy breakfast + lunch by my parents, went over to Elvin's house and said my byebye to him, and went over to my godmummy's house to see my RIRI. Okay, thats all I did for the weekend. Its youth day today so I went shopping with godmummy, bought bras and slippers! And lotsa storybooks. And 2 wallet! Okay done.

OMG, my cousin is the best man, Ronald korkor rocks! He is gonna give me his newly bought Lanyard from G____! :) YAY cool !! The design is niceness and I love it, hahahha. Thanks korkor. My birthday present!

Yup, Purani found her KALHONAAHO! YIPPPEEE! Time to watch it!

Okay, I miss all my friends already, so lets meet up sooooon!
Byebyebyebyebye.

hello this shall be a short post.

Firstly, Elvin won't be back today :( so.... I shall miss him till he comes back. Its like so sad right, like my life is all about "When is Elvin coming back?Hmmm, let me countdown the days.. Oh gosh! Its like 1 more night!" . Okay, this is not working out for me, yet.

On the other hand, ever since hes been enlisted, my dad says I'm acting more and more like a human. I'm like, WHY?!?!?! And he says, "Cos I see your face more at home and you don't go out early in the morning and come back late at night. Like a ghost sneaking around." HAHAHA, it makes sense.

Secondly, I've had lotsa fun these days. Waiting for Purani to find her DVD, I'm ready for the challenge but she refuses to gimme the KALHOONAAHOO show. And I'm down with serious sorethroat, I've a voice of a LADYBOY(transvetite, yea?). Cool.

I had yummy seafood at JUMBO Restaurant yesterday with parents&bro. Niceness, my fave seafood restaurant like ever. Love it.

And.......I had lotsa fun on Wednight....hehehe.

And, I am so sorry I lied about the short post.

I shall get my ass over to my godmummy's house and play with RIRI THE CUTEST DOGGY ON EARTH.
Byebye everyone, muacks!

I MUST WHINE NOW!

I am supposed to be at Bliss cafe with cool people like Menny,Gheeting,Christine, and I don't know if theres anymore. But its such a bloody pity I've Literature paper tomorrow... :( They are really cool people, that ice cubes are gonna be sooo jealous of them. HAHA. Really. Okay, never mind chances are aplenty. Next time next time okay. Cos I wanna see some lesbianism acts between Christine & Menny (oops?).

To Purani : Bring KAHONAHO tomorrow so I can CRYYYYY. Actually I don't believe I'll cry, cos you all always lie to me, say what the Kablahblah show with the girl being possessed is the scariest show on earth, and when I watched it, its like KUAKUAKUA, I felt so cheated. HAHA. Okay so remember to bring it thanks.

Day 2, 3 more days to go! :) I miss you already honeybaby!

(I'm becoming a nicer girlfriend lor...........hopefully lah.)