My new lover. HOTNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

I don't mind spending all day in bed with him man, HAHA.

Okay, I LOVE MY BLUEPEACH CAN!!!!!!

MUACKS YOU!

See you on Thursday! Steady ahhh!

YAY! I miss you man, time for some hot hot gossipssss.

Just 3 more days.

ITS DAY 10 ! Elvin just called me hahaha, he told me its only 5 more loserish days to gooo! YIPPEEEE! I miss you so much Elvin Si ! Okay, and I asked him a gay question in a very whiny tone. "Elvin, if people bully me how......." , And he gave me some funny answers. HAHA. I am sooo sick, like really sick. My nose is like so red, eee.

I must must must study man!

...

Okay now I must help Dyan blog. (I must not stoop to their level, I must be nice, I must be nice.) So, sometimes unlucky things happen to people.. :( And we are one of the unlucky people on Wednesday night cos Phuture was full. Phuture is a much better/classier place to club than MOS, in our very honest opinion, cos MOS got alot of gross people which we wouldn't even care, really! BUT SEE. We were unlucky. We had no choice. So we had to go there. Then Dyan didn't even tried to act friendly leh, or maybe its Dyan's friendly nature or what. But please, don't anyhow anyhow say Dyan wanna step member with your boys ok? I am very disturbed cos Dyan have no intention in doing so! AAAA. Dyan likes to eat pork alot, how to step member with them?? And because they're YOUR boys, your hot soccer boys, she wouldn't dare to do so, cos you all bitch about her again.. But then she didn't. Why you all still bitch about her? So strange one leh. And is YOUR soccer boys say hi and acknowledged Dyan first, (I don't know who are these soccer boys still....), she didn't act friendly. Yea she said HI of course, but thats cos they said hi first.

Oh well. I guess you all are the same kind. YOUR soccer boys and you all like to spin weird tales about people. Oh well, maybe we should accept it this way. Its in your nature to do so. But please don't say Dyan wanna step member with your boys, cos really, I can swear upon anything in this world she really has no intention of doing so.

..

So unnecessary one. We go out party is to have fun one mah, why make it so big and retarded.. Aiyo. Alright, I miss Elvin again! I must prepare some stuffs for him, I love you babylove! I am so glad my boyfriend is a normal person, I shall decide to love him more!

Very very sick ah..

It would help if I don't get all the unnecessary temptations from people!!!!

khoo,keathwee. - said:
oie.
khoo,keathwee. - said:
ha go party! lol
khoo,keathwee. - says:
haha later go zouk laars!

:( this kinda sentence only makes me die a very slow painful death......
Its Friday night........ And I SHOULD be at Zouk.

Nuff said.

Fuck off stupid thoughts and emoness.

Me neeeds all my friends nowwwww! SOBSOBZXZXZ!

Coolness, I went for driving in the morning, it was fucking early I had to force myself out of the bed. And went to meet Edeline & Edwin to study, so fun, my first attempt at studying, but ended up camwhoring and talking talking, and not to forget, eating.

HAHA! Elvin just called me, and told me some happy stuffs. Its so funny! Okay ohmygod me miss you. I realised that its no point having an affair, since I love only Elvin, so BYEBYE DIRTY THOUGHTS!! I shall be nice and be like "Right here waiting" for you kinda thing. eeEeeeEee. Disgusting but who cares? I love you can already.

byEbyEszxszx.SIIANZXZXZ 1/2.Having stupid flu.And my body is so aching.

Those are not my legs at all, how could it be? HAHA, Dyan's conclusion is that this mirror makes us slim. I need such mirrors at home!!


Yummy CranberryVodka, the games we have to play just to finish it is a joke.


Not high yet.


TOILET!


Taking a break.


MY toilet.


"we both look so decent in this pic hor"


BFA.


:) YAY! Finally clubbed with my sweet babies!


oooOooo.


HAHA.HAHA.HAHA.ooops what have I done.
So many questions right? Like whos dancing with me?
Who the fuck is that in front of me?!
__
Think hard enough. :) __ Fuck you, haha.


I am so sorry if this pic is super obscene, thats why we call it THE WILDEST NIGHT. Just look at what I am wearing really. Ignore what your eyes leads you to, please. And such sights don't appear often in my blog so please don't lead your eyes to my neh neh pok thanks.


Dyan's place getting ready for the big night out. So last minute!!!


HEEHEEHEE.
Not telling what we are hiding.


:D


HAHA, not telling what we are hiding again.

...

Concluded that it was the wildest night ever, and I said I am not telling why. HAHA, and.. it was really wild lahhhhh, cheebye. Anyway, I had so much fun I think I might actually be addicted to clubbing again.. oh no. (Elvin just called to say I am allowed to club !!!!!) OH MY GOSHHHH!! Happyness. YAY! So its clubbing time from now onnnn. YAY, me love Elvin soooo much. I miss him all of a sudden.

I hope these pics are sufficient enough to keep you all entertained! :)
BYEE!

The wildest night.

Ever.

Like really.

ohmymotherfuckinggod.

Its Day 6. I've driving and I'm meeting up with my darlings today! :)

So yesterday I did alot of stuffs with Mummy. We went Lor Ah Soo to eat the ever famous KUAY CHAP! We loveeee it! Thanks Gheeting the darling for introducing me such wonderful dish. And we went to the dentist for polishing and cleaning, went back home to bath, and off we go to DhobyGhaut for our facial, and went to eat HOTPOT CULTURE at Marina Sq. Okay, I am eating way too much buffet lately, way too much. Alright, I miss Elvin already.

:( :( I've no more Elvin, I've no one else in this world I can rely on, I am friend-less, and I am so pathetic, SOBSXSZXZ.

I dreamt of Kacang yesterday! Soooo cute, I was totally holding her and shes sooooo soft!!! Oh my god I love you baby Kacang! I love you, I promisee.

Firstly, I don't know why my pics are all mixed up here and there, but here goes my Anlene Marathon Volunteer thing and my night out with Menny. So here we are camwhoring badly. It was fun and some camera man was filming us. hahhaa.


Now we can say the Orchard Road is our grandfather's road or something lah. HAHA.


RIRI-NESS!


HEHEHE.


The toilet was the coldest place ever. EVER.


AND THE WATER THING IS SO COOOOOL.


HERE WE ARE~!


:):):)

Right, so the following would be our time at THUMPER.


I loveeeee this picture can.HAHA.




LOVE YOU ALL!

(I am missing Elvin to the maxxxxxx.)
More pictures when I'm out with Dyan and Ziyan tomorrow!
And when I meet up with the BFFs like Gheeting and Menny again.
And when Purani gives me KAL HO NAA HOO, cos I overslept and skipped school today.
And when I meet up with Dajie and Rachel for some bitchings and shopping.
And when I am feeling better to blog about Malaysia trip. Meanwhile to know a little more, can take a look HERE at EDELINE'S BLOG.

DAY 5.

ELVIN SI DE ZHI. I MISSSSSSS YOU TO THE HIGHEST TO THE MAXEST POINT OF THE WORLD. OH MY GOD. I AM DYING A VERY SLOW TORTUROUS DEATH. I MIGHT BE ADMITTED TO THE BLOODY HOSPITAL SOON, I AM MISSING YOU SO MUCH I MIGHT JUST DIE.

I want to be an immature piece of shit now, and insist I cannot live without Elvin.

Sigh, so I went out with my parents the whole day yesterday. Spent one whole day with them, ate some buffet at Merchant Court, and today too. They know I'm terribly sad, so Mummy bought 3 LaSenza bras and 2 Mango tops for me. :( But I miss Elvin still. And we caught Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian again! WEEE! I love NARNIA!

Cheebye, I really didn't know it'll be soooo difficult can. I thought its like, "oh well, elvin is enlisted, i can be free and happy. blah blah". NO! I am like suffering. NABEH to the max.

:( I miss you Elvin alottt.

*haha, thanks to everyone who made me tagboard ALIVE! weee! Thanks so much for the support and understanding. LOVE each and everyone of you.

Day 3: WOOHOO, my honeybaby called me a million times today, happyness. And its getting real bad, I am missing him to the max and theres nothing I can do. AT ALL. I love that Elvin Si, although we had this major argument this afternoon, he was nice enough to apologise. HAHA, loveeeee youuuuu. & fuck la, just don't drink water lah, get yourself sick and have a fever and you can BOOK OUT! HAHAHAHHA!

I am just kidding.

Actually I don't want you to book out lor, it will make parting more difficult... Sobsob.

Maybe I can set up some women support group about their boyfriend being enlisted, I've never felt so much for them before, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. NOT USED TO IT AH!!!!!! I'VE NEVER BEEN SEPERATED FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING BOYFRIEND FOR SOOOO BLOOOODY LONG BEFORE LEHHHH!

Okay, so for me not to miss Elvin thaaat much, I have to occupy myself with many activities. I had much fun with Menny at some Thumper club, technically I did not club AT ALL. So haha, I kept to my promise, I DID NOT CLUB. I just accompanied Menny and she accompanied me, no drinking no dancing, really. I can swear upon Elvin's life man.

And at 5.30am, we had the Anlene womens run thing, hahaha Purani, Anittha, Priya, Rosh, Renuka, Cordelia, Jieyu were all there, FUNNESSS! At least when my mind is kept busy, I don't get that sad loserish gnawing feeling. And I was bugging my friends with "I miss Elvin/ I am Elvinless now/ I am one lonely girl", and they gave the funniest replies everrrrr. Anittha said, "Its okay, Elvin will be fitter with abs or muscles and you can see him and his nicer body". And I went into my orgasmic state of fantasizing, and they immediately regretted what they said. HAHAHAHAHA.

Okay , I love them a-fucking-lot. Thanks for being sooo nice can. Menny thanks. Gheeting will be nice too I know, so thanks in advance, all my MUNGAMAs thanks, ahhahahaaaaa. & random nice pple like Raymond, Jeffrey & some other random guys in msn.

Currently at my godmummy's house with RIRI. :) Love them all, heehee. I love RIRI.

Alright, I am missing Elvin real badly again, cos I'm over at Hougang and there is no Elvin ! Okay Joei, you can do it, you survived 2 years of seeing him but not being able to have him. Therefore, 2 weeks is nothing. BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!! 2 wEEEKSSS?!?! How to survive 2 bloody motherfucking weeks when every second seems like a bloooody century? I am being anal about this whole 2 weeks thing. And worst still, next time when hes able to book out, it will be worst lor. It will be hardcore difficult to part, oh gosh.

nabehcheebye I wanna go NS, I dont mind the gruelling exercises, or I can be their counsellor, I can be the medical officer too, I can be the welfare people, I can be the one who finishes up the food if it cant be finished, I can be their cleaner, I can be Elvin's companion(YAY!). Aiya just let me go in lah. I don't mind doing 5 B EX everyday............................ To which Purani says..."How to go NS when you don't even wanna go for PE?"...........................You see Purani.. This is what love can do, grossing people out again.

You know theres this guy on msn who told me something,
"At this point of time, there is only 2 things you can do.
1. Provide him the support he needs and give him all the emotional support and stand by him.
OR
2. This is the best time to leave him and move on in life. Do not waste his time."

You see, I think no.2 is a good choice, BUT TOO BAD, The princess LOVES Elvin. ALOT. So I guess I must be a nice girlfriend and give him support.

Sigh, Elvin I am going bonkers. I am typing nonsense. I am like some kinda despo girl, you know those kind that cannot live without the boyfriend kind??? See? I am going crazy. :(

I love you, honeybabylove.

At about 1pm, Elvin calledddddd! WEEHEEE! I am a loser indeed. Fancy getting all excited and everything over a stupid phone call. I hateeeee myself. Oh well, I love Elvin. HAHAHA.

Thanks everyone for being nice to me.

And one more thing, its either I've many things on in 1 day, or nothing on at all.
Fuck.

YAY! That RED SonyCybershot T300 is a birthday present from my daddy! And to think I was so so so depressed and disturbed when my T100 got stolen. I am damn unlucky, me and Elvin had to go Sunway Lagoon so we placed our belongings in the hotel room INSIDE my bag, and when we returned, my bag was opened and his handphone and my beloved hot sexy red camera is GONE. I died. Then had to waste time(meant for shopping) to go police station, but also no use one lah, its Msia what. But I love my that Cybershot camera leh, but this one also not bad, its touch screen, alot of free gifts too, yippee. I love free gifts. Very worth it. I am soooooooo glad my parents didn't scold me lor, I was still crying like some loser at Msia cos I'm so scared, but hurray, new better camera instead. :) But cheebye, all my sweet sweet pictures with Elvin all inside my previous camera. RETURN ME MY MEMORY CARD PLEASE.please.

Anyway, sent Elvin to his camp today, nope I did not cry at all. HAHA. Alot of mummys and girlfriends were crying till their eyes gonna drop out, I really dunno why. Ya la, of course I am feeling a little sad and not used to it, but like what Purani said, he also not going to die, so yuppppp, I shall be positive, so I can live longer and not get old faster. I must stay happy.

And I just heard some gross news! :( I hate ex-girlfriends!! Annoy the shit out of me only. EEE GROSS GROSS GROSS. Elvin Si is an idiot! STUPID. Aiya fuck ittttt. FUCK IT JOEI TAN. "Don't bother about the people in his past, theres a reason why they didn't make it to his future.." Okay okay, relax joei calm down, you are always asking Dyan not to stress her boyfriend, please kindly do the same too. I mustn't stress Elvin. I am okay, :) I shall not dwell about his ugly gruesome disgusting past that is affecting me badly in all ways.

Like I said, I must be positive! :) Must be happy and not be easily annoyed or disgusted. HEEHEE. :)

Oh ya and I went to the PC Fair and bought a new printer as well, yay!

Haha, and then I realised I am easily contented also. HAHA.

Okay lah, its DAY 1, and I miss you already sweetheartttt! Hugsss. I love you! You totally just called me, and you said you look nice in your botak head.......... HAHA, can't wait to see you.

I miss everyoneeeeeee. Feeling beter already. Thanks for those who asked am i feeling okay. hahhaa, and jeffrey, we did not cry. Stop insisting that me and Elvin cried cos we did not. Byeee!!!!

BYEBYEEEEE. I LOVE YOUUUU.


Elvin says we must look fierce so people will be scared of us.
Riiiiiiight.


Then he says must act kawaii also, so people will think we are friendly.
Yes, of course.

Oh gosh, I am like some loserish deranged shit, I am acting as though my boyfriend like going to die or something. Somebody please, just tell me he is just going to NS and he will be out like sooon. And stop acting as though you can't live without him cos you were NEVER like that. Somebody please reiterate all these to me everyday. Please. Me is dying to the max already. I am dying a very slow torturous death. AIYA!!!!! No one understands how I feel lahhhh!! Unless their boyfriend inside camp also lah!!!!!!! HUMPFFFF!!!

Good night all.

I apologise for me being a loser.
But, I miss Elvin already.
And hes not even gone yet, he has another 7 more hours before he will be totally away.
Since when has Joei Tan become such a fulltime loser?
Menny says I'M A CHANGED WOMEN.(and a gross women too)
YES, see what love can do!
I am the living example of how loveee can do wonders!
:)

I love you, honeybabylove.
Sleep tight good night.

(I shall go over to Elvin's house and steal his bolster! The smell is Elvin-ish and I love it..)

*Note:
Saturday - Meeting with BFFs, Marks and all. :D

I will miss my Elvin Si a-fucking-lot.
He will be botak as of 13th June.
And I will be a poor old lonely virgin joei.
I LOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERRRRR.
And, 2 weeks without seeing you is a joke.
Its alright, I love you honeybaby always and always.

:) I promise to be a good girl.
No clubbing, and partying. Just counting down the days to see you again!
HAHA.
Really.

Fuck la, really la.

Haha.

I refer to Menny's post on whats happening in her life recently.
I pity some people, I really do.

In my very honest opinion, I feel that if *you have no self-esteem, please do not blame it on people. Its like, GET A LIFE LOR kinda thing. Yes yes of course of course, *you own that shopping mall, in case I forgot. People can't go there as and when they wish. Like my poor friend Menny, unfortunately, she step in to that shopping mall only then give people criticise, OF COURSE. I think Menny very poor thing lor, but not as poor thing as *you. So sad. Yes I can imagine your anguish really.

Like if my ex-boyfriend brings his NEW CURRENT SIBEI CHIO girlfriend come to my workplace(with no evil intentions!,I must add), I will be very very anal about it as well. I will also kick up a big big fuss. I will be like, "EEEE look at her, she is so ugly and gross! omg!" & it will continue with my friends cos we'll be bitching about the ugly girlfriend ALL DAY LONG. I will be so so ANNOYED with my ex-boyfriend and I will FLAME him on my blog, claiming how immature he is, I will hate him and his new girlfriend! I will go and flame her on her tagboard claiming how UGLY she is! But the least I will do is PUT MY NAME DOWN.

Yes, really I will do exactly what *you are doing now. So I wouldn't blame *you. I mean, with someone as pathetic as you, who can bring themselves to blame you? But the ONLY reason I will do all those above is...... IF I CAN'T BLOODY GET OVER MY FUCKING EX-BOYFRIEND. OKAY?!?

Because to me,
1. ALL EX-BOYF'S CURRENT GIRLF IS FUGLY.
2. ALL BOYF'S EX-GIRLF ARE FUGLY.

Sigh, you are not ugly really. I've read your blog yadda yadda. Menny is not ugly either, she is NOT. So why don't you and your friends stop it and you know guys are NOT worth such attention right. Please do something to give girls something to be proud of? Thanks alright.

After about a month in MIA-ing, I've decided to come back a better person.
:) I miss my friends. HAHAHAAHHAHAHA.
Now I've to go MIA (again) cos 2 persons will be on the loose trying to murder me for posting this picture. HEHE, I shall go to their blog and tag them, so other people can see it too.
YAY!

(this picture is taken in some camp where we learnt how to play all the pussyfied games like Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy, Black MAgic, Around the world in 80 days, and more.)

From left to right, Joei, Menny, Gheeting.

HEEHEEHEE.

BABY I'M SORRY.







ILOVEU

Thanks darling Ziyan, thats me donating blood.
:) I gave my blood away for a good cause, happy.
"I donate blood, the gahmen sell away my blood!"
WHO is the one gaining from blood donation drives?!

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Joei Tan Xin Yi is officially dead. Like I am a zombie now, a living dead walking around. Really. Whats more, I am a zombie bounded by chains and everything. I have no freedom, they say if you die, you will definitely find your freedom and peace, but I am dead and I am more bounded than ever. Why is this so? Why is it that living has become such a chore and dying is much more of a chore. They say if you die, god will lift your burdens and allow you to go to heaven. Liars. I have more burdens than ever. Why is there no peace here.. why is it all I hear is your constant scoldings. They have ceased, but it still echoes constantly in my head and it refuses to stop. I will remember every single word you say, they are like needles poking through my heart. It is so painful. I shall be one unique living dead that is able to feel pain. Pain is shooting throughout my body. :( Such a depressing thing.

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"Lost love is still love. It takes a different form, that's all. You can't see their smiles or bring them food or tousle their hair or move them around a dance floor. But when those senses weaken, another heightens. Memory. Memory becomes your partner. You nurture it. You hold it. You dance with it. Life has to end, Love doesn't."
-the five people you meet in heaven by Mitch Albom

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Me will not blog here from now on.
Sorry, but I am serious.
I will not blog, so don't bother coming back.
Byebye everyone, thanks for dropping by.
This blog is dedicated in memory of my beloved Kacang, my bestest sweetest hamster ever alive, so I am not allowed to delete it. I love you Kacang, you are the only one that would always be there for me, I could lie to you, I could neglect you, but you would always still be there & woulldn't scold me as well. Just like how I will always be here for you. I love you Kacang, I miss you alot, and life is a bitch without you! Please let me seeeeee you again. I can't wait. :) Hugs.

Sleepy day =/

When I take over the world one day, I shall implement many many public holidays for sleeping & resting. And I will make going to school a 2 days a week thing, so we have 5 days to rest and relax. So shiok. So when I take over the world, this world will be a happy place. I will allow school to start late so we can all sleep in a little more, and school to end eay much earlier so we have more time to go home and sleep.

I will force all buffets to provide us freeflow salmon sashimis, oysters, escargots, Negitoro(tuna belly), lobsters, shark'sfin, and more la. I will not allow poverty to happen, so that a child wouldn't die every 3 seconds.

And the best is we have so much time to sleep! :D
YAY! I can't wait to take over the world.

Time to sleep and dream about it.
BYEEE.