Xuelian, me, Tallie jiejie .. dining at our restaurant, Ten-Jyaku Japanese Sushi.. aaaaaa. love them.
lets start today's post with something as BIMBOTIC as this pic above. yes, i noe. wad the fuck is wrong with us and all, it jus occur to us suddenly that the pathway dat links us to CityLink from Esplanade is a RUNWAY for models. so we decided to fool around. and Puranidear was jus laughing like a crazy ass. and i got another thing to say, i noe i look flawless, perfect in the pic.. AND NOTE** if u all noticed, Nadira my darling looked like shes worth a million dollars from the top........ and less den 1 cent in the bottom. HER SLIPPERS. she bloody wore PLASTIC slippers there.. WTF! yes. rite. i wore heels that beautifully accentuated my perfectly painted toenails, and SHE! can actually wore slippers, as in those very-go-to-market kind of slippers. eeew. LOL. she was made the laughing stock of the night, of cos.

LOOK! aaaaa. bloody Sashimis, bloody Sashimi Sushis, and the Meat cooked in orange n Half Grilled Salmon is jus HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYY. i got a right on orgasm jus by eating it. ate it in Ten-Jyaku, my previous workplace. very high class and all. the food, none of u can afford it man. =D serious. ok jus kidding, maybe after a meal, u gotta eat grass for 2 centuries. expensive like crazy. but bcos im Jandy's Jie little baobei~ i got a whole lot of discounts! everyone there adores me, cos im the youngest, obviously they would, with a character like mine. *grins.
and LOOK whos here! my favourite chef of the century! my Kenneth korkor. hes soooo MANLY. i loveeeee him. hes 35 yrs old and i love him to the max. very very gorgeous and he cooks the most fabulous dishes for me ALWAYS. i have a hugeeeeeeee crush on him. wo ai ni ! muahahahaha. relax all. relax. i jus love him thats all.
The Solitary Isolated Outcast. (i insist on bein an outcast, i insist on bein an isolationist, i insist my life is filled with solitude. i insist. ) **twitting time, ii hate moii lyffe. it sarkks. noburdii lykkes miie, iim a faiilure. moii lyffe iish shho lonelii without hiim by moii sidee. ger miish boii. haiis~ ii wanch tuu diie!! lyffe siimply sarkks narhhs!!** twitting time ended. WTF man, i took 10 years to complete jus these few sentences, den hor, if these twits blog, wun they take a millenium?
my lil new darlings. the white wan is Nutty. the smaller shit is Hazel. my Hazel-nutty. eating spinach. muahaha. i love them. sooooo cute.. but damn ball-less. useless asshole. Kacang hates them to the max, dunno why, jealousy. heehee.

HELLO ALL, the exclusive colour pics event is back now.
haha, my diploma course is starting soon.
will be super busy.
aaaa.
and den, and den, and den..
i've decided......
TO GIVE UP MY PURSUIT OF THE CHECHE BAG.
yupyup, u didnt see it wrongly.
i am gonna give it up.
during this period of time, i 'll feel grouchy like a whore..
so i expect to be treated like a princess.
i realised, too much lives will be lost if i continue having desires for the bag.
including MY dear own's life.
so, byebye CheChe Bag~~~~~
hello to new other thingsssss!

bye all ~ lotsa loves to u all. hugs n kisses.

"What a lovely surprise to discover how unlonely being alone can be"

i want to put in a word about being single. its fine to be single!
beats going out with a lowlife or feeling like a vulnerable kid on an endless roller-coaster ride.

some pple aren't up for the whole relationship thing, they would rather focus on frens, sports, homework, shopping, wadever~. they like being able to do wadever they want, whenever they want. they like bein independent and able to flirt, they like having their options opne, time free, and possibilities endless.

no problem there.

others jump from one love tangle to another and never take a moment to figure out who they really are and what they really want.

and that, my darlings, can be a BIG problem.

its nice to be love, of cos ! but don be afraid to be alone. bein alone doesnt mean u're unattractive, any more than bein part of a couple means u're attractive, thats total bullshit. and there's something kinda nice about not having your Friday nights booked up. besides, goin out with one person can sometimes be limiting and can lead to quarrels, jealousy, pressure, or hurt feelings. alone and unattached, you get to make your own schedule and keep yourself company. and who's better company than YOU?

"inside myself is a place where i live all alone" - Pearl S.Buck
"i never found the companion as companionable as solitude" - Henry David Thoreau

Alone, yes. Lonely, no.

**this is not a post discouraging love. of cos i encourage love~ i jus wanna let pple who are single have more confidence~ WOOHOO.

this is the coolest pic of the century. its taken without any planning. and its taken in a lecture hall. and 3 of these dumbass are sleeping in the coolest position like ever. i feel very sad for the lecturer, to have students like them, and zhiwei can actually tell me, "we're not the only one sleeping" .. now i really feel super sad for the teacher. wad kinda students are evolving nowadays man, can't they jus be role models like ME, THE GREAT COOKIES, will it kill jus to be as nice as studious as intellectual as ME? will it? THINK OVER UR BEHAVIOURS MAN.

the saga over the missing hamster is officially over.

yupyup, tat dumbass apparently escaped from the container i put it in. its name is Nutty. its a male. a bloody white hammie. it was missing for a whole night. caused me a restless night. and obviously i felt helpless and all. to the extent that i called Nadira at about 2am to sell the widow, Hazel, cos i tot its ByeBye to Nutty forever. this morning, i shifted my cupboard, and tadah! i saw that piece of white shit staring back at me with those, please-do-not-kill-me expression. nothing can ever decribe how relieved i felt at the very moment. AAAA. finally its back to my arms again~ i love u darling.. and suddenly, i do not wanna sell Hazel anymore.. and THANKs WADEVER that Nadira's dad do not allow the hamster in her house! woohoo. yay! i mean, yay for me not yay for her. shes depressed, cos her brothers and her all want it.. its ok darling, we all love you.

hmm. its been a month or so since we are seperated, sometimes the pain seems too much to bear, sometimes your presence still lingers and it won't go away, yupp, there is jus too much tat time cannot erase.. its perfectly normal, i reckon. although its been a long time since i've been feeling this way. sometimes u jus wan someone to be dependent on, and i realised all these while, its him thats been taking such good care of me. sometimes when u sit back and reminisce, u realised its the past that keeps u going.. im not gonna probe so much into such things, its jus a phase of my life~ jus a phase.

happiness ~ weee.

reason: 1. not goin for Econs tomoro.
2. got 2 new baby hammies. bought it myself today. very very cute. but very afraid of me.
3. going to be lvl 7 in KOL soon, need 3 more muscles ONLY.
4. me & zhiwei just owned some bloody dumb cheena noobass in Gunbound.

i love my new hammies. they are called Hazel-nut. the male one is ALOT bigger sized den the female one. and yes, i wan them to bloody mate. gimme some cute offsprings. the male is a Winter White PEARL, so its white in colour, so cuteee. the female is a normal grey, black dorsal striped one, its only 2 weeks old, damn tiny, and retarded, and cute, and very very got NO BALLS(cowardly)., runs away each time i attempt to squeeze it. the female hammie is called HAZEL. the male is called NUT.

anyway, KACANG my darling hammie attempted to attack HAZEL-NUT. but KACANG is very very very gentle towards me...... hmm, she is probably jealous. and wants them dead. so i'll focus more on her. ITS OK HONEY, i still love u alot kacang. i'll let u see my blog when i bring u out to the computer table later k.. i love u!

im soooooooo depressed. its my June holidays, supposedly. but, i aint got no holidays at all. i don like it one bit. arghhh. and a whole lot of dumb assignments to do.. =( and i've still got no signs of any CheChe Bag yet. maybe i should jus steal it. =D im gonna call for a whole load of us to go in, and den im gonna sneak off with that dumb bag. =) THAT DUMB BAG. THAT DUMB GAYINGLY GAY BAG THAT MAKES ME HAVE REPEATED OCCURENCE OF WET DREAMS EACH NIGHT. aaaaaaaaa.

sighh, why do some pple jus go on n on n on about guys guys n guys................ i cant take it...................... sorry but i jus couldn't........................its so..dumb..dumb..dumb..dumb.. and to the extent of doin the most senseless and worthless thing on earth.. its like, argh. might as well use the time to go look at my Che Che Bag lor. =) im sorry but i jus got no interest in doing certain things u pple like to do.

i miss my bisexual lunatic alot. hes so hot. aaaaaa. can i not name him a bisexual lunatic. can i. can i name him something like, the gorgeous man or something. i can't believe i have a thing for my te***er.

to Naddear: that dumb dickhead is a dumb dickhead. so no point, see the point? his bitch is a bitch. so lets all accept the fact. and u are better off without a dumbass like him. and pls do not continuously change ur mind bout giving up or not, its confusing me. but no matter wad, u'll always have our support! REALLY. =D smooches. u ugly ancestor of the burnt vagina fuckface.

**i plan to marry anyone who gets me the CheChe bag. and i'll screw that kind old soul 20784327840 times a second.. i solemnly promise i'll do that.

COOKIES'S WISHLIST.

1. that CheChe Bag - $209
2. that CheChe Bag - $209
3. that CheChe Bag - $209
4. Adidas Jacket - $139
5. Samsung SGH-E870 - $unknown yet.
6. CheChe Bag
7. CheChe Bag
8. CheChe Bag
9. CheChe Bag
10. FUCK ! i said CHECHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arghh.

im obsessed with that shitty bag k. that bloody dumb bag tat cost $209 . gayingly gay ! *yells.

anyway, im not gonna smile unless i get that bag. i insist........

went out alot lately, with syl dear to go mass shopping n all.. with dage, tommy n zhiwei to watch X-men. super nice like crazy. i like storm.. and plus. i did a manicure n pedicure yesterday ~! mood increasing.. mood increasing.. but at the thought of me now owning that dumb cheche bag, my mood jus dropped to bloody negative 1 million. muahahhaa.

although its the dumb holidays now. i've got totally NO holiday at all. none. jus none. all filled with extra lessons n all.. sighhhhhh.

did i ever mention how much i love my bloody hamster, Kacang? shes Kacang my hammie. heehee. i like her to the max. cos shes very tame lately. she lets me strokes her to sleep.. i like her. shes so soft. one day, i'll squuze the fuck outta her. *squueeeezeeeee.kisses her. i like biting her lately too.. dunno why..

P.S: * will someone get me a Cheche Bag plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss?! pls. i need it. pls. its my life. pls. its my oxygen. plssssssss. i cant live without it..

fucked up. KNNBPCB~ _l_

sorry for that profanity. im jus so sorry. but im currently jus mother fuckin pissed. pissed by the fact that some pple are jus bloody free with alot of free time to waste. and things that they do are so unconstructive. they ruin up happy moods like mine. they act like they are some bloody transvetite hookers whoring about. they should jus die in some bloody major BODY explosion. means the body jus explodes for no apparent reason. i dun care. its call Spontaneous Combustion. ur body jus go up in a flame, and poof! u're bloody gone. yay.

humans, they are all like this, aren't they? sometimes i wonder why on earth do we have a mouth for? i mean , we could jus jolly well use our fucking mouth to EAT, EAT all sorts of nice delicacies and all, why the fuck do we use it for talking? WHY? some dickheads apparently have the biggest mouth ever. i swear if we really can't talk, and the only way of communication is sign language, _l_ i'll be communicating with them thru _l_ only. yup. jus thru the middle finger. fuckers!

i don see why pple should care wad i do with my life. its my life. its not ur motherfucking loser life. i noe ur life is as pathetic as how an insect tries to destroy a HDB flat, but then again, its ur life. so don assume my life is as LOSERISH as urs. stop acting like a deranged whore trying to SAVE my life or SAVE ME from anything. i seriously don need tat. and if u seriously have a alot of free time to spare, u may try filling up ur deflated balls with motherfuckin helium gas. and maybe u'll have bigger balls. but then again. who cares rite? cos u're being very very worthless, no one cares bout cranky pedophiles like u . so u decide to turn ur attention to me? i have one very sweet thing to say to u, a super sweet thing. JUST BLOODY DIE OF FUCKIN DIABETES NOW. and i hope ur next worthless generations all suffer from diabetes as well.. worthless piece of trash. do the world a favour and jump down to ur death. the world will celebrate ur bloody downfall. serious. im not lying. or at least, i'll celebrate. =D _l_

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i like bein materialistic. i like it. try stopping me? worthless impotent bitchass.

P.S: i want that Che Che bag, that costs $214 . =) i want it.

NOW, I REALLY LOVE ALL MY FRENS. really real.

okay, so yesterday was the MI CARNIVAL. the longly awaited carnival which brought about many blood, chickens, tears, pains, sorrows, disputes, fun, laughter, happiness. its a success though. sold all the things. yupyup. i hope everyone enjoyed themselves. cos i did. =D

special thanks to Zhiwei, Eric, Jason dage, Gheetingdarling, Dajie, Dajie's bf(my jiefu), Rachel, Rachel's bf(MIKE), Tommy, Jolie, my Mummy & Daddy for comingggg. i love u all for that k. and for dumping 70 bucks in jus lidat. either u all love me alot, or u all love me alot. its either one. seriously man.

and additional super thanks to MOST of the 06b2 pple. =) u all roxxxxx. hugs&kisses k.

but im super exhausted, jus super exhasuted to the max. i need to rest. i think im coming down with a flu. *weeps. now im gonna be weak.. so im not goin to school on monday. woohoo? alrite.. so im gonna sleep now. love ya all.

P.S: thanks Jerome for giving me a lift there. THANKS. and i noe im ur princess. in fact, im THE princess. (shut up, no more arguments)
**********IMPT.. Sandra&Purani, i wan my Bisexual Lunatic pic in ur camera!! SEND IT TO ME!

i really love ALL my frens. seriously serious.

haha. went out with my lovely primary sch sisters on tuesday ~ very enjoyable EVEN though its only at Rivervale Plaza. lol. went to Macdonalds n den to food court. and we were like "yak yak yak yabba yabba yabba dooda dooda dooda blablabla eee uuu owowoa yak bak eeyorh" all the way . Girls bitching about the past. about some retarded pple around us and all. its jus so enjoyable la. i <3>

Cookies: Of cos, I won't forget about you! :) You've got a nice blog also~ I missed those times we had in primary school. Haha. Remember that we used to say when we grow up, we wanna buy a house and we shall live together! Haha. Time really flies and thinking back, we had so much fun. Haha. Don't get stressed in your new school. Cheers. Don't forget that I'm always here, just a sms or phone call away. Call/sms me when you need me. You can even come to my house to find me, if there's a need. Haha. See ya some other time! Loves. Takecare. *Hugs. Oh yeah, you're a good, terrific friend, sister, girlfriend. Don't get depressed. You're great, seriously.

to Joan dear: yupyup i love u too. sisters for life. and we'll never be apart cos. u live below me. MUAHAHA. love ya ~ u are jus like SUPER SLIM N PRETTY !!! >=( !!

yups, anyway. went to Nadira's house to marinate the chickens for my Saturday's school carnival yesterday.. me n sandra both rreached home at close to 12 midnight. it was a fun experience though. like we saw either some gigantic grandfather chickens and even some dumb noob chicken which have not even reach puberty yet. its jus so hilarious. and i tell u, the chicken is jus marvellously delicious. WOOHOO. u'll get 10 orgasms right on after eating it. YUMYUM. and i would like to give my thanks to MY DEAREST TEACHER MR NG, cos he fetched me, Sylvia n Nadira all the way from sch to Bedok to do our shopping, and hes so sweet. and another double thanks to sandra n purani who comes all the way fromTOh TUck to Bedok jus to help. thanks hunnies. anyway, PLS BUY FROM MY STALL K, its called BURGER BEARS. plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspslpsls... i give u all 4382174814712846 kisses each if u all buy from my stall.. heehee.

(there will be pics uploaded soon, currently starving , so i eat first hor) hahahaha. dumbass. love ya all

P.S: i love all my FRENS ALOT !!! aaaaaaaaa.
2nd note ** i love that Bisexual Lunatic. i love him, i do !!

friends.

hmm. okay.. so this is about friendships and all.
firstly, friends should not argue over minor issues.
secondly, in my opinion, i feel frens are more impt den LOVE.
thirdly, frens are important. really. they are not jus there for u, they are ALWAYS with u, spiritually, mentally, physically, wadevercally kinda thing.

so sighh. the first issue.. my best frens are having a fight kinda thing. so its like. yea.. maybe cos im not a 'conflict' kinda person, i dunno how to exactly face it. but i feel that, you guys should talk to each other on a face to face basis kinda thing. cos if u don't, many many misunderstandings occur and the hatred jus continues plunging.. if u guys talk it out, u might probably be like, "ohmygod, i didnt say dat.. lol wad makes u think so?" kinda thing.. so u never noe.. i hope u darlings try talking to each other k. jus wanna say im jus so affected by this whole event that i refused to talk .. lol. even to dearie syl. thats the worst thing that happened..

until.. something bigger came up..

SANDRA WANTS TO GO TO PUERTO RICO NEXT YEAR AND SPEND HER LIFE FOREVER THERE!!! SHE WANNA LEAVE ME AND PURANI STRANDED HERE, WITH NO ONE TO GIVE ME HELP WHEN I NEED IT. =(

bcos u see, sandra is obliged, i repeat, she is OBLIGED to take care of me and treat me nicely for the rest of her life.. and now, she has to go. HEY no, not she HAS to go, she WANTS to go. against all odds, she jus HAS to go. okay but as u can see, it is a very sweet thing to begin with. like her n her beau Emm, two diff pple, two diff core language, two different sides of the earth. two different time zone, two different this n that.. and they are in love. SEE , IN LOVE. <3 but i think my dear sandra is taking it a little too seriously to a large extent. to the extent that, she feels that frens aint important anymore. i tell u , my heart jus simply shattered when she told me n purani that.. i mean, cmon, frens stick by u no matter wad.. we are not even the kinda shallow frens, or acquaintance, we are SLEEPING buddies or even darlings~ we don even share a shallow frenship.. right? how could u say u didnt care how we felt? im jus so totally devastated to the max. *sigh. u need to spare a thought for us u noe.. sandra said she didnt care if we are sad or we miss her anot. she claims that we would forget her after half a year.. okay, maybe some pple are like dat.. but im not. really. i treasure frens like super lots. im not even kidding. maybe this Puerto Rico thing is jus a phase she is goin thru now.. cos they are at the TRULY MADLY DEEPLY in love stage.. so irrational thoughts will randomly come like dat.. but i wish sandra could treasure our frenship more.. and not jus 'heckcare' our feelings. she said to us " u think i care?" when we said we would be totally sad if she leaves. =( im jus so sad...............

but actually, all of us have such thoughts too, it might only be a dream but.. who doesnt think of escaping? like i wanna escape to New Zealand and have sex with the cows. ok kidding. i wanna have a farm there.. rear animals.. LOTs of animals and all. thats my dream.. so Sand's dream is to be with her loved one in Puerto Rico. its not wrong, so i do not think we should stop her, but jus hope she thinks rationally, like the cost of living, the adapting.. it isn't easy living with jus anyone in a foreign land.. it jusnt isn't.. till then, there will be many things u cannot leave behind. serious. and i need to get it across to my dearie sands head that, pls do not think of ur frens as sucha light thing.. or shallow creatures that forgets u after half a year. for one thing, im sure, positively sure, taht purani n i are NOT such pple, we are loyal frens. cant u even tell that? i noe u are mature enough to even noe this tiny fact rite? darling pls say yes.

so i hope i made my point. that i treasure all my frens alot. ALL frenships jus WILL NOT be forgotten. and don treat frenships so lightly.. its frens thats wad keeps us going... really..

**sands dear, im not stopping u from flying there, but PLSPLSPLS u gotta plan nicely ~ and pls don ever say "so? who cares whether u are sad anot?" again, its a BIg blow to me.

hi pple ! Joei the Cookies is here again !! weehee. and spot 2 hotties up there? me n my dearie Syl.
It says on the note, " Sandra, Hi its me, Nadira!" -retarded.
dats when she did it. she pasted 3 sticky yellow notes on sandra's head.
Thats our darling Sandra. listening to her iProck n writing to Emm as usual. AS USUAL. tat face.
me n Nad's hand ! shes trying to show us the logic of our fist the size of our heart. apparently my heart is tiny?
The Princess of our class. the poshie elegant pretty slim mirror addicted Diana~
okay. this is Choco Yanyan with STORBELI[sorry for this twittish speeling] pocky. guess which is my pocky!
WEE. tats me looking so haggard cos i didnt sleep last night. and showing off my nice MILK mirror from zhiwei. i look slim.. hmm..
PURANI ~ PUNARI ~ i took her pic and she wanna sue me.. do i sound scared in the least?
My TABLE. my pencil case, File, my billabong bag with my SPONGEBOB keychain, mirror n comb. i like it~

there are more pictures actually. i cant upload it. dunno why. today was an orgy day.. me, syl n nad kept humping each other. as in. HUMp HUMP HUMP. very lesbiany. but i like it.
i need to touch on a few topics. about FRIENDSHIP. shall do it later.. =) enjoy the pics. shall upload more. the humping pics and all.

WALL OF FAME

1. Sherman Low, u ROX la. help me so much.
2. Rachel Teo HuiFang, my darling! helped me ALOT.
3. Kalvin Hoe Zhiwei, thanks for the links.
4. Jerome, haha told me how to write cocks in the essay.
5. Sandra dear, thanks for letting me see ur essay n staying up with me.
6. Purani dear, for letting me noe i should write an essay with a pen.
7. Sylvia darling, for motivating me to do. and for me to go sch. haha.
8. SweeWei, for teling me more bout the cold war, n how to get bout doin it.
9. Elvin! the 23 yr old wan, [not the EX i have]. thx for motivation~
10. AND GHEETING darling! she JUST, at this very seceond sent me an sms. omg she made ten years of my life happy. she wanna treat me to eat DESSERTS. cos she says im STRESSED. spelt backwards? lol. haha. i<3>

yupyup. i really would like to give all these pple my great THANKS. as in totally ! ohmygod. u pple jus helped me accomplish one of my major setbacks in life. THE ESSAY. thanks !! although i have not completed it. i still would like to thank u all alot. in some way or other, u all helped me. im sooo touched~ didn't noe tat many pple would wanna help me.. MUAHAHAHA. anyway, really thanks k. hugs n kisses to u pple. u all are jus sucha sweetie. *kisses* and look! u're all cookies's very own WALL OF FAMEEEEE.

okay . currently in my god mummy's house as im doin this post.

first of all, this is the list of things i'll be touching on today.
1. im stressed.
2. im very stressed..
3. im seriously stressed.
4. im seriously super stressed.
5. im stressed to the extent that if u get near me, u'll die of stress instead.
6. im REALLY stressed.
7. REALLY REALLY STRESSED.
8. S-T-R-E-S-S-E-D.
9. bloody stressed.
10. KNNBCCB STRESSED. to the extent of hurling UGLY profanities.

so, thats the topic. STRESS. currently, the great one joei, is suffering from major setbacks in life.
which is, HOW TO DO THE USA AND USSR ARGUMENT ESSAY!?
its like, yea, wtf? wad bullshit kinda thing.
The Dumb Question is, 'The USA n the USSR were equally aggressive towards each other and thus equally responsible for the outbreak of the cold war.' How far do u agree with this view of the period 1945-1950?
so... see how a very small harmless question can cause a massive destruction to my brain?
im feeling dumb right now.
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb to the max.
i went to wikipedia.. went to this n that.. that n this.. and TADAH!
i still know nothing. ok, im hurling profanities now. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK....
FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCK. MOTHERFUCKIN GAY PIECE OF SHIT.
for all u clever shitheads out there, don gimme shits like.. its simple actually.. jus noe bout the cold war bla blah blah. i'll jus stuff a dildo in ur mouth and force u to do this eassay shit for me. and don gimme nonsense like, quite simple actually ma.. u nvr take history before meh? YES U BITCHASSES, i NVR TAKE HISTORY BEFORE. geddit? and ya la ya la, im not as talented or capable as u dumbasses, cos dumbasses like u cleverfucks have NO life, u jus spend ur whole dumb life doin clever things. which is dumb. DUMB to the max. so jus go eat burnt encyclopedias to make u die younger. NO-LIFERS.

oo wee yay ~ now i realised i've got a life. A LIFE. and im so happy. they are insignificant. yupyup. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa. today's my 3rd day of menses. yay!

***anyone feel like helping me in the history thingy? i promise i'll love u all my life. PROMISE. and i'll promise u'll be top of my SIGNIFICANT pple list. okay?

hi Peek-a-Boo! im sharing my life with u pple today. My name is Kacang. and i love JOEI alot! shes so nice.
BOO!! im trying to scare off dumbass trying to woo my owner. BOO! RAH RAH RAH! scareD? u should.
hi im a sweetie. i mess up my own cage! today MY CUTE owner jus made the bathing powder for me in the house, but i kicked it all up. and she said "u bloody honey bitch." but i noe she still loves me because i don even care.. in fact, the next thing i did was..
TO SLEEP! haahahahhaa. like sleeping in my wheel. cos its smelly n cosy. i like it. im sleepin soundly.
TA DAH! spot me there? isnt my cage jus adorable? its a brand new one. hee i like it. my owner jus rox, doesnt she?

i have a sister. shes PUTEH. shes at Eric's house. Eric's my daddy! hes nice too. he makes my sister becomes as FAT as double the size of me. i don like bein fat.. cos my owner is FAT. but i like her, shes cute. anyway, im a happy hamster bcos i got a greatest owner on earth. shes superb! i never wanna leave her. she smells me all day long, strokes me, loves me.. AND DEN SHE SQUEEZES ME LIKE HELL, and bites me. i like that feeling. im a horny lil hammie. OK KIDDING.

so this is also an exclusive colour picture entry. of KACANG the 2nd great one compared to JOEI!

Hi all, this is Tommy.
the man.
he makes ice cream like Chai Tau Kuay.
or carrot cake. isn't it cool?
it was jus a super hilarious moment,
where u can jus sit n die there of laughing.
hahahahahaha.
=)










The First Step: Pour the liquid wadever FLAVOUR ice cream into the cold thingy. (as u can see, its still liquid )
Next, we leave it longer with alot of scrapings and it hardened. i like it ! =D its alot of flavours mixed.
And then, TADAH! we tried to make it into a rectangular shape. so cool. guess which is my hand.

hi all. today will be an exclusive colour picture episode.
Me, Jason dage, Tommy & Zhiwei went out on Saturday!~
to do wad?
we went to east coast to ride some dumb bicycles. damn fun. love it.
AND OH MY GOD.
we went to eat YUKI YAKI after that at cineleisure. omFg.
i <3>love it.
AND.. the best was the last part.
the DIY ice cream. i like it !~
ice cream had flavours like Almond, Choc, Rum&Raisin, Champagne, OrangeSherbet, Grape, and alot of kinky flavours. very nice ..
and so, many interesting things we can see.

and we all noe now.. dat TOMMY the man is a CARROT CAKE MAN!
look! heehee.

after that, we watched Mission Impossible III, nice show. rate it 4.789324893274324 stars out of 5 stars. very recommendable. even i, who hates action flicks, like it. why wud u not? =D

**pss. secret. first time i noe how to put pics into blog. yay!

ok . i noe im probably freakin u pple who read my blog out, but i really NEED to say something. i really need to. bcos i feel its really unfair for these minority of pple out there..

ok, and so the topic is on GAYS. listen all of u, GAYS are still GUYS. there is totally no differences. they DO NOT have a lack of penis. or have an extra vagina or something. ok? so why the need to discriminate? why?

some pple are so mean to them.. just so superb horribly mean. i don see the need to be mean to them at all, okay, maybe in ur perspectives, its against religion and nature. BUT STILL, there is NO bloody reason to INSULT THEM!!! u don have to ask them to "GET A LIFE" or "go fuck yourself and the guy's butt" or "u guys are disgusting.. should just end your life" .. wadever for????? they don have to DIE just bcos they like guys. they HAVE a life. and i can bet they are living n enjoying it a billion times more den u assholes who discriminate do. im so sure.

u don have to treat someone differently jus bcos he/she is different from u. instead, love their differences. u don have to be like them, u don necessarily have to support homosexuality, but the least we can do is show them love from our heart. get it? bcos a hundreds are discriminating them, we should at least give them the moral support they need. YA, although they look strong from the outside claiming they don mind comments and all, saying how pple look at them doesnt affect them.. DO U BELIEVE IT? i don't. bcos no one, NO ONE, i repeat, ABSOLUTELY no one will ever NOT be affected by negative criticisms. somehow ur heart jus will not accept this negative comments constructively. okay? so can we all like STOP discrimnating them?

can we stop labeling them as, "Disgusting shits." , "Abnormal motherfuckers" , "Bastard" kinda thing?
bcos its bloody hurting. seriously. I can't stand it when i hear such remarks about them, it makes me just wanna cry n hit pple with a baseball bat who discriminates. pple who discriminates are a million time worser den homosexuals. they seriously ought to die young and be forced to look at lizards for the rest of their lives.

Adapted this from my GP notes.
Accept the person for wad he is.. Homosexuals are also happy. good. well-adjusted and contributing members of society. Apart from their sexual oreientation, there is nothing to differentiate them from heterosexual, which is us. Their behavious are NOT worse den gamblers, drunkards and drug addicts.

so PLEASE. DO NOT DISCRIMINATE ok?
To: all who discriminate homosexuals.
-pls jus divert ur very unkind remarks to pple who hurt animals instead!! PLS.
-and kindly use ur fucked up comments to pple who abandon their parents or kids.
-don ask GAYS to do something constructive bout their lives, u should too.

im not supporting gayism or anything. im jus trying to get a message out that , gays are not weird or abnormal. they are jus sweet plain pple underneath. NO difference from us ok?

"Discrimination will only drive homosexuals underground and bring on a feeling on rejection, fear, anxiety, helplessness and guilt."

love u all, byee. fuck pple who discriminate. yeah~~

just came out from an ultra HOT water shower bcos:
1. i just came back from school under a super heavy rain. was drenched totally.
2. it was the most horrible day of my life today.
3. i just felt like bathing with hot water ok?

yea. honestly. had an awful day today. its probably mood swings. but then again, NO it wasn't. cos im not feeling crappy. im feeling mortified. mortified at how fucked up some pple can actually be. seriously, some pple can be just so fake. FAKE. its like omg? how could anyone actually be so hypocritical? i cant stand hypocrites. really, i can't. bcos im simply not one. and today, i actually saw the very ugly sides of humans. lying just right like tat. u noe theres a saying, 'don be pretentious, pple can see thru it..' and i bloody hell could. its kinda obvious actually. such pple should jus end their lives 10 times a second.

For god's sake
why are these pple sucha fake?
such pple should jus drown
in a algae-infested lake
and should jus choke
on a poo-covered cake
but im still not bloody attending their wake.
cos who cares even if they are already dead?

=) my very anger-filled poem.

so as u can see, i hope all these very hypocritical pple vanish, like *poof! BAM! shush~! and den i don get to see them ever n ever. now now, this would be the first step in making the world a better place. agree?

anyway, feeling kinda suicidal lately. miserable. depressed. melancholic. isolated. desolated. solitude. sighh... i dunno why. i hope i get over this feeling soon. or i'll end up the next headlines. "Girl, 17, jumped to her death cos shes gone insane"... i think its cos of my menses. i do hope its jus a normal mood swing kinda thing.

PLS .. lemme smile n laugh like how i do 25/8 last time. PLS.. i need laughter!! n smiles. PLS. =(

this post will be for 14th April to 16th April ya? =)

okay. 14th April.
SUPER FUN & EXCITING DAY.
woke up bloody early. sandra's mom came over to fetch me. wad a sweetie.
head over to Toh Tuck Campus. makes no sense. y go so far?
head off to HarbourFront. haha. ok spare u all these nonsense k.
and den im OFF to Batam ~ yay !! yay !! yay !!
So, we checked in. me & sandra dear went in to our room.
GUESS WAD? our room has 2 bedrooms.
the master bedroom , and a normal two bed kind.
we of cos chose the master bedroom with a personal toilet n a SUPER king size bed.
=) the kiasu birds catches the nicer bedroom. *smiles.
den we had a Hotel Tour, and a Mocktal & Cocktail creation thingy.
me n dearie Sands went up to make a Mocktail named "margarita".
it consists of Pineapple juice, Lime juice, a syrup AND.... EGG YOLK.
sounds disgusting rite. but i tell u man. its heavenly. as in HEAVENLY.
nicest thingy ever on earth. we all LOVE it man ~~
next was the DESTRESS SPA CUISINE cooking.
the chef so plump, cuddly n cute. we all love him.
he cooked Beef w/ Tofu in Sambal Sauce. and Tempura Prawn Salad thing.
me n sands dear ate like a total pig. we ate like so many steaks n prawns.
damn nice. SUPERB.
ANYWAY, this is like so cool. me n sands dear gone thru a very very very horrible but damn sweet n cute experience. horribly pain but the results is like super cute. (now i cant help but keep staring at my cute little thing. =) ) aww. so nice. heehee.
went for KTV after tat. fun fun fun. the others had alcoholic drinks.
but i didn't. we both didnt.
me n sands dear is sooo guai. =)
AND DEN. another thing. although i have a super awesome sleeping partner, Sandra my honey.
shes a total madness.
this morning, i woke up already but was jus lazing on the bed.
suddenly, her hands landed right straight on my boobs. yes, my boobs.
and she said, "aye wake up".
im like. ERR, hello sandra. ur hands is on my boobs.
AND SHES LIKE OMFG. sorry sorry sorry. i tot it was ur back.
YEAYEA, my back indeed. excuses la, i noe.
so, this the joke of the century shall be evoked deeply in our heads. =)
yay~ the next day we'll be goin for Javanese Massage. wooo.

15th April. yea~
woke up. eat breakfast. pangsai. watch tv for awhile.
had Hospitality Industry Talk, Table Etiquette class, Wine Tastin & Appreciation.
hmm, my face got red after all the red n white wine drinkin, so did some of them
went for shopping after lunch. damn cool.
but their shopping centre abit err.. [dunno how to describe]
some things are like super cheap. BUT, they like to cheat young kids.
they think we are foreigners so they can cheat us. so evil rite.
lucky i got my sands dear with me.
shes like super nice, anyway i love her. shall elaborate later.
i got a new Billabong shoulder bag. and a new wallet. tats all.
AFTER we got back. muahahahahahahahha.
we skipped dinner. AND.....
WENT FOR MY LONG AWAITED JAVANESE MASSAGE..
wooo.. =DDDDDDD
me n sands dear enjoyed ourselves so much.
from now on, i officially announced.
my hobby is only MASSAGE, MASSAGE n MORE MASSAGE. =)
the Javanese Massage is like fabulous.
long, sensual strokes. omg. all my body parts are like covered in oil, including my hair..
aaaa. i love that feeling. *squeezes myself hard.
reaching orgasm soon. AAAAAAhhh. OOOOOhh.. EEEEhh. WAIOWUE. *winks at sandra.
LOL. anyway, i love the way the spa ladies speak gentle n soft. =)
i can do it. i can do it. i can do it.
so we went back after that and watched tv. lol.
pls don think we r both boring girls. our lives are the MOST exciting among everyone.
considering the fact, we went for the horrible but cute experience, the massage, the EVERYTHiNG we do is just super interesting man. really.
who can ever be bored bein with us? the cute one n the clever one.
LOL. <3s sandra lots.

16th April. damn sad.
woke up refreshed cos of the massage.
woke up feeling happy n rejuvenated.
but actually damn sad.
cos leaving my darling room.
anyway , when settling the bills, its like 10 million years.
had like so many difficulties man.
luckily got sands dear. SEE? how useful she is.
and unfortunately, we overspent.
YEA. WTF rite?
anyways had it settled. board the bus, den ferry and the MRT.
and poof~ im home. =(
or should i smile? =)
im happy n sad . its normal. perfectly.
so im off to do my homework n all. heehee.
don forget all, i LOVE massages. yay~

back to why Sandra is sucha lovely person.
1. she loves me TOTALLY. i noe.
2. she treats me lovingly. i love that.
3. shes been my sleeping partner for 3 days, n she touched me, and seen me all over. as in, really all over. including my vagina, boobs, wadever~
4. she takes very good care of me. so sweet.
5. she HAS to treat me nicely for the rest of her life. aww.
6. she lend me her "hoodie" each time we encounter rain drops. (so nice!)
7. she allows me to lie on her on the sofa n sleep.(while she strokes my hair which she claims is soft.err.)
8. she has orgasms together with me. =D
9. we go for cool spa treatments together. *winkk winkk.
10. SHES MINE! IM HERS! YEA!
Waffle & Cookies forever. and of cos, my dearie Oreo Peiru, shes another love of my life.

so im ending here. catch ya all soon. hugs n kisses.

hi all , im gonna do a VERY SERIOUS character analysis on myself..
it is gonna be very honest, very true, and very joei, i mean obviously RITE.

From 1st webby:
The sign Cancer is symbolized by the Crab.
Your sign's element is Water. Cancer is ruled by the Moon.
You are emotional, intuitive, sympathetic and moody. You enjoy shopping and visiting with friends. Cancer is sentimental, sensitive, and needs to have a sense of security. Cancer may be interested in politics even if it's only on the local level. You tend to over protect what is yours. Cancer is intensely romantic and has a vivid imagination. Your home and family are very important to you.
Possible negative aspects of the sign Cancer:
You can be cruel, grasping, weak, possessive, domineering, timid, lazy and tend toward brooding and cynicism.

From 2nd webby:
If you were born under the sign of Cancer the crab you are intuitive, emotional, maternal, sympathetic, domestic, retentive, sensitive, and helpful.
You can also be too cautious, brooding, touchy, manipulative, sorry for self, lazy, negative, and selfish.

so if u noticed, the repetitive words would be: EMOTIONAL, SYMPATHETIC, INTUITIVE, SENSITIVE, NEGATIVE, LAZY

so hmm, lets start...
Emotional/Sentimental - yes yes, this i seriously am. im super duper like emotional. im always affected den i'll start like crying. in fact, i cry super easily. ie, like by watching soppy love shows, or shows which have the disabled, or some sad animal shows. i even cry when my little darling hammie was bleeding in her ear. i cry when i see dead animals. =( ok in short, i cry easily.. so yes, this point is SO true.
Intuitive - hmm yes i am. really u noe. i got some kinda instincts tat some things will happen. some 6th sense thingy. oh well, dunno how to elaborate. skip skip to next point.
Sympathetic - WOW. i AM. seriously i so am. im sympathetic towards like everything. to old pple, to disabled, to orphans, to animals, to everything. honestly, don laugh, i have a very very very kind n soft heart ok..... im just a crab afterall..
Sensitive - yes i so am sensitive as well. its like, i don like to hurt pple, i care about how pple think, to the extend tat i find it hard to reject pple, to reject their advances. it makes me feel so bad to think tat they might feel hurt. yes so thats the problem with me. TOO sensitive for my own good. i care too much about how pple feel. TOO much.
Vivid imagination - LOL, u bet i am. ask anyone. hahaha. this is like SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN man.
Intensely Romantic - hmm. i LOVE romantic stuffs. i just go wobbly with them. =D *hint..
Helpful - APPARENTLY i am helpful. its SO obvious. =D i always help pple .. cos i simply find it sooo hard to just reject it. hahaha.
Domestic - u may say so, i help out in like so many household chores. ranging from sweeping floor, mop, fold clothes, ironing to washing the dumb toilet. How domestic can i be? yes and im homely n i love my family alot.
Moody - yes. yes, yes, when im in one of those don-mess-with-me mood, i mean it. cos i will really really vent my anger on you. and i'll start all my cruel(one of my character traits) cursings. ie, "go get fucked by a million antelopes n den die in a horrible car crash LA." i get mood swings every now n then. who doesnt rite?
Lazy - why does both of the webby have the word LAZY!!? okok, i admit, i am . i procrastinate ALOT. but eventually, i get the things done. but depends on my mood okay! im super lazy i noe, i sleep, i idle about, and i simply just seem to procrastinate alot.
Negative/sorry for self - ok honestly, im a very very cheerful person, i laugh like 25/8 =) .. but im negative.. in the aspects that i think im the most fattest woman on earth, im super duper ugly i shouldn't step out of my house, so in short, im just FATuglyFATugly. so yea, this is probably wad they meant bout negative. but usually, im like not affected cos i rather jus be happy.
Selfish/Possesive - am i ? hmm to a certain extent, i am. i want things to be mine n only mine.. but i like sharing also ma.. only my frens can have the same things as me. other pple, err , cannot, cos it wun look nice on them. REALLY. and when i have someone, it have to be solely mine, quite selfish hor? i mean, who shares their boifren or gerfrens? tats retarded .
Enjoy shopping/visting with frens - OMG!! LIKE TOTALLY!! im soooo super in love with it. yes, its my only love. my forever love. my one n only LOVE OF MY LIFE. =D yay! shopping rox. i love all my ever-steady shopping partners. u noe who u are. and of cos i love visiting with frens!! i LOVE all my frens ALOT. all of them loves me n they noes tat too. haha.
Needs to have a sense of security - ya true, i like the feeling of bein protected, im weak(one of my character traits) . so i need to have someone to look after me, to plan for me, to think for me. i don like to LOOK AFTEr pple. i like to be LOOKED AFTER. im someone who needs to be protected.. really..

okay, so have u like gotta noe me better? hmmm. such things are so fun n true. okay see u all. bye. hugs n kisses. will continue in future.

happiness~ life is indeed wonderful!

anyway, today's International Frenship Day is like so cool. 06B2 had a perfomance, we hadda dance Indonesian dance. it was supposed to be a very very elegant, sensual n sombre dance. and...... erm. yea i kept smiling but actually im NOT supposed to. (sorry nut.. =( .. ) BUT IT WAS SO COOL. the dancers were, nadira, kala, sandra, sylvia n me ! it was soo many hardwork! but it paid off. seriously paid off. *grins goofily. i like the costimes n the make up and all. although the make up was like making my eyes itch, i super love it. all the thanks to kala, shes a super pro. and Nad n Kala should be proud ~ they choreographed n synchronise the dance, omg. =D anyway, we did a superb job . anyway , i had this super stage fright thingy in me, wondering how on earth did i manage to go up n complete the dance. *seriously cant figure it out.

hmm other den loads of homework like everyday, nothing much is schooL, hmm and on second thoughts. LOTS of things DID happen. man, how is my waffles dearie ever gonna type her CC? *winks. and that is about Raymond & Florence. lol. =D but sighh.............. im feeling kinda stressed, in a way or so. bcos im a super soft hearted person (AYE, i SERIOUS, NOT KIDDING) . i cant bring myself to think of them in a negative way. ya, although im super annoyed with Ray n Flo, but i jus cant bring myself to like practically ignore them. in a sense. but im not trying to be any retarded hypocrite, its not like im on super good terms with them but bitch bout them behind their backs. NO. i so did not do dat. its just, i dunno how to describe la.. =( i wish we could jus tell them, but its not easy. really. can anyone like tell me wad to do? LOL, how to tell me wad to do when i nvr tell u all anything about Ray n Flo rite? anyway im not telling. =D only my class dearies noe bout it.

and sucha tragic thing happen to my dearie Peiru (ROO or Orea). haiz, a sick thing happened to her. as in , SUPER sick. omg.

ABOUT MAPLE: hmm been hunting some dumb honey for ages. since the Ice Age till now. cannot get it. thx to zhiwei who keep like help me hunt also . so sweet rite?? and maple's like so fun, next time put my character up let u all see. im soo cute in it. i got chio hair n blue hair. (i wanted to ger red hair actually.)
and i don get it. why does some pple shout at like my darling rachel when all she wanted to do is like HELP? im so pissed at this fact. crazy bitchass motherfucker.

im getting sooo tired recently. i wanna sleep. and probably not wake u up again... BUT, i wanna wake up to the FUNs in this world. life is like super cool. life is like nvr dull for me. stay like this joei dear. kisses to myself. continue smiling darling cookies. cos joei love u cookies. (im so deluded.)

anyway, i been to SPCA tat day to try applying for volunteer work, =( BUT they said i can only apply after my 17th bday. so sad la. i wanna look after animals. *sigh. anyway hope i can go to Cambodia with Peiru n Esther dear to Cambodia, anyone else wanna go? cos if we're selected, we're goin there to do volunteer work. One of the questions in the form include "Do u think u can stand the mental n physical torture?" yes i do think i can.
my all time wish is to help pple !! im like so noble. although ya la, i noe ALOT of pple cant see this nice side of me. haha.

omg. omg. omg. omg. we are goin to Batam next Saturday ! with my waffle n oreo darlings! or Sandra n Peiru. =) we'll be sleeping in the same room. *yay! i love it. and i really do. imagine goin on holiday with ur like besties. its truly the best. cant wait. den we can like talk talk talk. im super excited i cant breathe. im hyperventilating. *gosh gosh. i love such trips. the person said it was supposed to be like a holiday retreat, where u go there relax, and be FULLY RECHARGED when u come back to Singapore. hmm.. i hope i don get my menses there. =DDDD *pls let it come after i come back or something. =)

a note to all my frens/darlings/sisters/soulmates : i love u all alot n i miss u all! esp. gheeting darling, melanie darling, my dajie, rachel dear, serene n joan sister, all my korkors, my 4e4s dearies. i miss u all like crazy, and im forgetting u all nvr. i noe u all have been asking me out .. *blushes. i noe u all miss me la. esp dat dumb slut ghee bitch, keep cursing me. anyway , the curse between us is dat, if we EVEr lost contact or nvr go out together for more den a month, our parents will die. funny shit man. anyway, i love u all !!

have u all realised tat my posts is like so full of love?
*cringes. im so lovey dovey. and im LOVING it so much. =D

back again.

hihi all ! =)

im back. happy ? yaya i noe all of u would be. i mean, who wouldn't? FATcookies is back to the sensational bloggin world. weewoohoo. =)

been to 3 weeks of school, my MI school, lemme tell u all, i simply super love it. all my frens dere, my class 06B2, the teachers, envirounment, blah blah. i love it !! i miss my OG2 though. orientations days are always the most enjoyable. agree? i've been kinda busy lately as well, all the homeworks, all the admin stuff. argh. i hope i don get distracted midway or something .. had enough of slackin in my whole 4 yrs of sec school. haha.

i like my class alot ~ alot alot alot alot alot alot alot. 06b2 is like so united even though its just 3 weeks of school. maybe cos its a small class. and the most amusing thing is there is just THREE guys in my class. THREE. Ravi, Heider & John. not even 1 of my hands is enough to count them. =D but its a fun fun fun class. honestly seriously. i think its the best class in the whole lvl. REALLY. we are like so enthusiastic but every event. i love such classes. =D *grins.

den theres some foodstuffs in my class, im cookies of cos. den theres waffle, chips, oreo, fishy, bread, blah blah blah.

anyway , 4E4 my sec class just had a BBq on Friday.tat is totally so OMG. cos its like so fun. all the reunions of 4E4 totally rox like always. great pics we took as well. heard theres a chalet coming up. hmm. but i'll probably be in Batam by then. i've a 3 day 2 night Batam thingy on the 14,15,16 April. going with Peiru n Sandra. my darlingss. yay will be sleepin in the same room. muahaha.

well, i miss all my sec school mates alot yea? gheeting darling, "WNH"[We Have No Hope] gang, my 4E4, all my other darlings from other classes. no words can describe me missin u all. =D

06B2, lets rock MI like totally. =)