hahaha. i drew this pic myself. using PAINT. hahaha. nice rite? i've got lots more other pics. will post one up for each entry. =D

FATcookies & skyflint in LUDIBRIUM! so fun. i love that slide. its so cool.

FATcookies & lov3j0ei ! we're in scary places with lotsa high-leveled monsters. scary ! and i survived to take a picture.

haha. clifton's shop. G0dBaby. and see the stall's name? hhahahaa. asshole.

okay i lied. i died after in the high leveled place. see my cute cute FATcookies? pretty rite. and i died bcos lov3j0ei died . hahaa. lvl 90 plus died, ofcos lvl 50 plus will also die rite.

i miss maple sooo soo soo much. and i love maple !

yay. today's an awesome day. im plain happy happy happy. its sucha wonderful feeling. woohoo.
im smiling ! and thanks for my bday prezzie, its yet another cow. hahaha. love it. promise to love it forever okay. and i like the feeling of being as happy as everyday! woohoo ~ life is sooo nice. nice nice. im grinning like an idiot. hahaha.

and oh, im not even angry. why should i be? because.

i don't get mad, i get even.

don mess with me.
it'll bring you totally nowhere.
hell, probably?

alrite. school's fun today. at least i made an effort to go to school a whole week. thats a big achievement. and i realise, school's quite fun! and probably cos im in a nice nice mood . hahaha. and i realised, if my friends do NOT constantly talk about schoolwork, exams, promos, retaining, guys, guys and more guys, im actually quite a happy person !
so let it stay that way. im happy, and im so not gonna let anyone affect my mood.
and im happy. elated. feeling super awesome.
life is cool this way. and let it remain this way.

oh ya. met melanie darling. xingyuan korkor. xueling dearie. shuhao. and 3-of-xueling's-fren after school down my block today. and slacking slacking and more slacking. and i miss melanie so much la. that stupid pretty slut. i never see sucha pretty whore in my whole life before. stupid ahlian, shes so slim ! and pretty ! motherfucking asshole.

and thanks to Isabel the sweetie. who put my name as joeicutie as my link name. i love uuuu so much. thanks and i miss u too. hugs.

and i like my history teacher! hes sooo cute. aaaaaaaaaahhh. *oops?
i meant, my history teacher from secondary school la.
ERR. i so do not take history in secondary school.
hmm. my history tuition teacher! WOOHOO.
i loveeee him. not romantically. but still, hes so nice.

and i shall keep this pain deep in my heart.
and i promise i'll never turn back again.

How to be a Heiress
10 tips for getting up there with the socialites

1. POUT whenever you can.in a way that makes you look pissed off, cute and sultry all at the same time. Try to make it look as natural as possible.
2. MAKE A SEX VIDEO and accidently on-purpose let it leak out to the public. post it up on a webby like YouTube for greater viewing.
3. LOOK HAUGHTY and make like u're more important den everyone else. that's the best way to get pple to believe u're actually someone.
4. NEVER WEAR AN OUTFIT MORE THAN ONCE. doubling up outfits is soooo low-class. show that u're rich(and stylish) enough to have a new outfit every time u step out.
5. BEFRIEND PPLE MORE FAMOUS DEN YOU and act like u're best frens. the only way to be famous is to act like u're in with everyone else who is.
6. PERFECT YOUR POSE. be ever-ready to strike a pose when the cameras are near. if they're not shooting you, stick ur chest or hips out further to get their attention.
7. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH FRIENDS but make sure u're always the centre of attention. your frens should really only be there to highlight how popular u are, so don let them hog too much of the limelight.
8. CHANGE BOFRIENDS every month. its soooo not glamourous to have a long-term partner and anyway, u want to make it look like the whole town wants to date you.
9. PRETEND TO SUPPORT A CAUSE. like animals rights. and then prove that u're really sincere by carrying around a miniature pet like an accessory.
10. GET INVITED to ever major party in the city. make sure u get in all the event's photo.

before i do anything, im gonna say.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SANDRA LE WAFFLE PINGUINA~

(is it spelt this way? i hope so.)

we are nt mad at you man. its ur day, why would we be? =D BUT U STILL SHOULD COME TO SCHOOL ! kicks. see u soonnn~

My home-made fondue set. love it to the max. see the Spongebob cup? its ice water, so when u take the warm chocolate-coated marshmallow out, and place it in the ice water, it becomes hard chocolate-coated marshmallow. damn cool ! my brother taught me this. i like it

Random picture of the day: me kissing my darling pretty ahlian. she claims she miss me alot and wanna meet me . HMM. i miss u too dear, and my dearest gheeting soulmate too.

nice nice nice? my shoes. =D but i don wear such thingies often.
and my darling ! my Kacang~ sooo cute. shes sleeping. OMG. i cant take it anymore.
she takes over her mummy, me. loves food so much she doesnt wanna let the food bowl go. and wad a cute look on her face. my hammie dearie! I NEED YOU SO MUCH.

interesting enough? u all like pictures rite? so now i let u all see! =D hahaha. i love you pple. and my darling Kacang&Stripey. and of cos, (you)

can someone help untangle the sorrows within me?
can someone save me from this suffocation of confusion?

i hate being kept in the dark.
about things that are like quite important.
arghh. not gonna elaborate.

my life is in a mess, but then again, not really.
im happy, contented, blessed.
but some things are just missing.
WHAT..?
i've no idea.

my darling syl's wallet is stolen/lost/misplaced today.
we've got no CONCRETE evidence to prove its stolen.
but well, sometimes, things are obvious.(that its stolen)
BUT, im not suspecting ANYBODY, (i wasn't around when this incident happened!)
nevertheless, that piece of pathetic motherfucker who took it will have his/her parents dead in a minute. and if i know who did that, i'll fill up your fucking boobs/penis with mothetfuckin helium gas. deprived shittified shit. i hate , whoever u are. i can bet that u are the ugliest piece of thing on earth. argh. im so pissed. you are worthless and you you should just die young in a car crash. and lastly, i've something to say to the stealer: FUCK YOU BITCHASS PEDOPHILE.
oh ya, not enough impact, lemme try again: KNNBCCB you this LANJIAO.

HEEHEE, WAFFLES, LOOK HERE. hahahahahahaah. its somebody's day tomoro. and u're so gonna get a surprised. BUT, not tomoro, but next week. alrite? love you! cant wait for ur day~ love love love love you. my darling penguin waffle. or waffle penguin. hmm.

and again, i wanna say,
i hate you for not telling me.

Unfaithful by Rihanna.

story of my life
searching for the right
but it keeps avoiding me
sorrow in my soul
cause it seems that wrong
really loves my company

hes more than a man
and this is more than love
the reason that this guy is blue
the clouds are rolling in
because i'm gone again
and to him i just can't be true

and i know that he knows i'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that i am happy with some other guy
i can see him dying

i don't wanna do this anymore
i don't wanna be the reason why
everytime i walk out the door i see him die a little more inside
i don't wanna hurt him anymore
i don't wanna take away his life
i don't wanna be...
a murderer

i feel it in the air
as i'm doing my hair
preparing for another day
a kiss up on my cheek
he's here reluctantly
as if i'm gonna be out late
i say i won't be long
just hanging with the girls
a liar didn't have to tell
because we both know where
i'm about to go and
we know it very well

cause i know that he knows i'm unfaithful
and it kills him inside
to know that i am happy with some other guy
i can see him dying

i don't wanna do this anymore
i don't wanna be the reason why
everytime i walk out the door i see him die a little more inside
i don't wanna hurt him anymore
i don't wanna take away his life i don't wanna be...
a murderer

his trust
i might as well take a gun and put it to his head
get it over with
i don't wanna do this anymore (anymore)

i don't wanna do this anymore
i don't wanna be the reason why
everytime i walk out the door i see him die a little more inside
i don't wanna hurt him anymore i don't wanna take away his life
i don't wanna be... a murderer (a murderer)

this is a nice song, and. just read the lyrics thoroughly. its like, depicting a picture of my life.
hmm. alrite. bye all.

being unfaithful doesn't kill me rite?

oh yea. today's an absolutely fun day. heeheee. and thats only because im in a superb mood. grins widely. nothing is so gonna put me down. YAY! im just happy happy happy happy.
KEEP SMILING ! like never before.

had 2.4km run today, initially wanted to skip school, but since, im in a nice mood, i decided to go for PE and not skip school. i've no idea whether i passed or failed. but my classmates are just nice pple. not telling why. hahaha.
and after 2.4, me, purani, nadira, sylvia and raza played badminton.
and oh my.. badminton simply reminds me of someone i knew in the past.
someone who .. WTF, made me and glenn quarrelled and argue like retards. someone who loved me, someone who plays maple, someone who is like.. Grav. aiya, u all also dunno who.
hes 2 yrs younger(again), and hes a badminton player! as in, really in school team kind. and we always always played badminton over at Lakeside together with his teammates. and of cos, i'll end up with muscle aches and all, just like wad im having now.
AND GUESS WAD! my fuckin badminton racket is in his bloody house.
hmm. how do i retrieve it back? we've not been talking since like, January?
cos. of. some. stuffs. like. studies. and. all.

anyway, im happy ~ hahahahahahahahahaha.
shit, daddy is back. im dead.

triple sigh. although its been a reasonably nice day yesterday, (i love Saturdays).

i missed yet another meet-glenn-and-cheryang-so-that-they-can-pass-me-my-birthday-prezzie-day. SIGHHH. this fucking day is taking just forever to come. REASON? cos both bloody parties are SO STUPIDLY SHY! i am shy, glenn is shy, cheryang is forever trying to be funny. AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. and i can't get anyone else to help me collect my prezzie. so wad am i gonna do? :( arghh. i wan my prezzie! i want i want i wanttttttttt. anyway, its been a year since i know glenn now. hahahaaha. thinking back, we are so funny. hahahahaha. :( ..

oh yay~ went with eric, pris and ck to Jalan Kayu for prata yesterday. we waited for 14324 hours and it arrived! TADAH! i love my paper prata. so yummy. i ate like a starving refugee. yumyum. reached home at bout 1? lost track of time. and proceeded to feed my hammie dears, and went off to bed.

and about wad zhiwei says: "being your hamsters is so fortunate, you treat hamsters better den you treat humans.."
- u see ah, cos hammies are so tiny and soft, so i gotta take very very very good care of them , and den they can't speak, so i need to cater to their every needs. whereas humans are like, independent? they can speak, walk, eat, complain.. so obviously hammies need more attention.

OMG. eric's new tattoo is nice~he designed it himself. but its not completed yet. its still red and raw, and he scolded me when i kicked it yesterday, i hate you eric. STUPID ASSHOLE!

im feeling .. GOOD!

hello all

am in a superb mood because:

• did a manicure today! its zebra-stripped. damn cool to the max.
• i have a new skin for my Samsung-E870 which costs me $35.90
• the skin for my hp makes it resistance to scratches.
• finished my Chinese comprehension (with more homework to finish,urghh)
• my menses is ending real soon.
• i've TWO hammies now. OMG.
• watched Ant Bully. <3>
• ERIC IS GOING TO BLOODY FUCKIN PUT A TATTOO ON HIS WHOLE LEG! wee.

if life carries on this way, life would be awesome! yay !and i will live a longer lifespan. and den i can get more doggies, bunnies, hammies, and yay ! i can live on a farm ~ im gonna migrate ti NEW ZEALAND, get a farm, an animal job, and im gonna live with cows and animals FOREVER. whahahaha, life gets too wonderful sometimes. how long will it last.. hmm.

Qualities i look for in my marriage partner: (very important!)

• MUST! have a super ultra good sense of direction.
• MUST! be able to cook delicious food for me.
• MUST! be able to do household chores cos my manicured hands WILL SO NOT do it.
• have a car! and MUST! provide me financially.
• SUPER MUST! be a real real real animal lover!~
• DOES NOT force me to have children.
• which means, DOES NOT force me into his sexual desires.
• DOESN'T force me to have sex with him unnecessarily.
• be very humourous and makes me laugh constantly.
• offer to pay for all my shopping expenses.
• good dress sense, and nice nice hairstyle.
• smile always !
• MUSTMUSTMUST! be able to stand my nonsensical temper.
• be faithful ! and not gallivant around.
• MUST! allow me to have pets in the house.

if all these qualities matters, den wads LOVE for? tell me.. sigh. LOVE is of no significance anymore. mail your resumes to me if u think u fufil ALL of the criterias. ALL, not lacking of one. and im planning to get married at 27, but if anyone fufils ALL of the criterias, YOU MAY PROPOSE TO ME NOWNOWNOW. just kidding ! i dowan to have sex yet~ woohoo.

see ya all. -hugssss-

You know you're under stress when...

• the sun is too loud.
• trees begin to chase you.
• you begin to explore the possibilities of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
• you wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
• you can hear mimes.
• you say the same sentence over and over again, not realising that you have said it before.
• you believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
• things become "very clear"
• you ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
• Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quietened down it was like losing your best friend.

HAPPY NATIONAL DAY EVERYONE!

OMG. !
omg. !!!!

this is the world's most biggest news. it far surpassed all CNN's or BBC's world news.
GUESS WAD MAN!

i've got a new member in my family !! OMG.
i've a new new new baby Syrian hammie ! YAY!
i've totally no idea wad sex it is. he/she.
her/his bday is on the 16th of July.
im gonna name him/her STRIPEY.
cos he/she has two stripes on her/his back.

its so cuteeeee. currently its sleeping all day long. omg.
but its not that tame yet, just got it yesterday, and thus, i need to tame it.
and STRIPEY, mommy loves you!

**Kacang dearie, sorry i was sick for 5 days and i didnt touch u at all, cos i didnt wanna spread my illness to u.. now i'll love u ! HUGS!

i love STRIPEY[my Syrian hammie] n KACANG[my dwarf hammie] !

July Babies have these personalities. lets see how many are true.

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

the BOLD ones are true. the rest, kinda RETARDED.

anyway , the quote for today is:
the right person always appear at the WRONGEST time of all.

agree?

yay! sick sick sick ! so i don hafta go to school, says my daddy.
woohoo. weehee. got medical certificate to prove my innocence!
in a great mood cos I'VE BLOODY GOT A NEW PHONE!
its my dream phone! my Samsung E-870. the phone in my wishlist~
HA! i've gotten it. and now i've got free 1000 smses.
OMG. i so cant take it anymore.
and i'll be getting my very very first brand new lappytoppy in a few months time.
my mummy is gonna get me one. woohoooooooo.
life is sooo sooo sooooooooooo exciting and wonderful.
despite my sickness. my sorethroat.

and im not in a nice mood because:
i cannot take it when i see pple suffer. currently, i need to save more money to give my godmummy and goddaddy cos they are suffering from financial crisis. i seriously need to help them. please help me think of ways how to earn and save more money. PLEASEEEEE.
i wanna give them money ! SCREAMS!

im sick ! yay !
i hope i do not need to go to school on monday.
whahaahahha.
YAY! im sick.
=( im suffering.
my throat is hurting to the maxxxxx.
i detest sore throat, its disgusting.
i totally hate FLU, its so flu-ishly annoying.

went to National Library for a local play yesterday, nice. i enjoyed it.
haha, before that went to Bugis for a walk with Syl, Diana, Nadd.
fun fun fun. likes shopping.

sorry dajie, missed a shopping date with u today, i can't go out today! and partly cos im sick too.. we'll do a super gorgeous manicure and buy clothes! WOOHOO. can't wait. and we are so going to the beach to show off our new bikinis. **did i mention to u fans of my blog that my dajie bought me a bikini for my bday present?** YES SHE DID. and i love her dearly for that.

stupid gheeting. you don love me anymore. humpf! u said u cant live without me! i cant live without u too ! :(

no one loves me, no one needs me, no one wants me, no one likes me, no one adores me, no one desire me, no one appreciates me, no one admires me, no one... no one.. no one..

and no one dislikes me. !! whahahahahahahahaha.
YAY! hurray!

did i ever mention that, i, am super happy.
cos i've accomplished something super good and i've waited 5 whole years for that?
and that is, last Friday, i've finally became..
AN SPCA VOLUNTEER WORKER!

omg to the max man! cos im 17! and only pple above 17 are eligible to sign up! woohoo.
i went there 5 years ago only to go back home crying like a retard.
but now, im grinning like an asshole. woohoooooooooooo.
its not any ordinary feat ok, its an SPCA Volunteer Worker.
Advantages are :
- i can be with animals for a long long longggggggggg time.
- i can walk dogs! i can feed them and wash their cages!
- i can kick animals. yay!
- i can play with the bunnies and hammies there. OMG.
- i can ask for pemission to fuck pple who torture animals, yay!
- i can take nail clippers and "kiap" pple who torture animals!

okay shut up, im getting nowhere. just know that, for fuckers who torture animals, i'll make sure i track u fuckers down to the end of your penises or vagina. i SWEAR to my boobs that i'll bloody do triple of wad u do to animals. i ABHOR motherfuckers who injure animals. ARGHHH.
i'll slit their throat and make maggots fuck their wounds, i PROMISE U THIS! and i swear u'll drown in your own horrible nightmare.

(in a world where me n my hammie kacang lives together happily, no troubles, no death, nothing except love, soft soft fur, lots of hugs, and i love my KACANG!) i wanna be in a happyhappyland where there is totally ZERO unhappiness. lots of nice hearted pple, NO backstabbing, lying, DEATHs, no stress or troubles, no sadness, nothing.. and all there would be is.. just all smiles and laughter, LOTS OF ANIMALS!, never ending supply of good food and pretty stuffs, magnificent sceneries and everything.. and most importantly, only pple who truly appreciates and love me will be able to BE ALIVE! woohoo.
* do you have wad it takes to BE ALIVE?

ahaha. =D i should smile more. and not frown. yupyup.
i'll do just that. sometimes, even when the whole world seems like its turning against you, think of ur darling hammie who wants u to smile. and u'll smile.

Emmanuel - Miss you, even if I was just with you. says:
you got a ton of people behind you
thanks Emm, Sandra's beau. u rox just like she do.

friends.

do i look un-trustworthy? do i seriously LOOK UNTRUSTWORTHY?
why issit that pple perceive me as an untrustworthy person ha?
im like the best person u tell ur secrets to. wadever.
im so dreading of everything now.

and sometimes, i rather have no friends.

joan, my neighbour, the sweetie who lives on the 8th floor of my block. my sister since the day we were born ! (haha.) my primary sch fren. my sister FOREVER. together with serene.
we are all the Tan-nies. joan tan. serene tan. joei tan.
and joan is being the most perfect sweetie, always always always standing by me. shes the prettiest and slimmest thing ever on earth man. she makes my day.
- said:
because u're joei tan xin yi
- said:
and joei tan's lovable and shld be loved.
so sweettttt. i loveee her.
of cos, shes not the only one who made me feel better when i was feeling the downest shit on earth.
nice souls like Purani dear made me feel better to the max. i love u!and waffles who did her very very cool post on me. i love u too! u all should go read it. and yup, small things that pple do makes u feel so blissed and blessed.
**i hope my girls Dyan & Sylvia feels better soon..always frowning over lovey dovey thingies. don frown la. cos i love u all always.-hugs-

the post for today is: Kacang is so cute.

list of things i bought for my darling kacang in 2 days:

1. a super cute sand bathing container! IT COMES WITH A SCOOPER!*grins at zhiwei*
2. a hamster leash. just made especially for hammies. kacang looks superultra CUTE!
3. a tunnel, made of two barrels.
4. a playground. damn nice! consists of artificial trees, ladder, fences, garden.
5. a hammie ball! so it can explore.
6. probably buying bedding from www.petmart.com.sg ..

heehee! im in a super good mood. cos my hammie is having a good life!

cookies is contented when she sees her hammie darling Kacang having a good life to the max.

because. i love you alot my darling kacang. hugs.

lemme go kiss u now. *grins at everyone!

i wish it would never ever ever leave me! woohoo.