How to be a Heiress
10 tips for getting up there with the socialites

1. POUT whenever you can.in a way that makes you look pissed off, cute and sultry all at the same time. Try to make it look as natural as possible.
2. MAKE A SEX VIDEO and accidently on-purpose let it leak out to the public. post it up on a webby like YouTube for greater viewing.
3. LOOK HAUGHTY and make like u're more important den everyone else. that's the best way to get pple to believe u're actually someone.
4. NEVER WEAR AN OUTFIT MORE THAN ONCE. doubling up outfits is soooo low-class. show that u're rich(and stylish) enough to have a new outfit every time u step out.
5. BEFRIEND PPLE MORE FAMOUS DEN YOU and act like u're best frens. the only way to be famous is to act like u're in with everyone else who is.
6. PERFECT YOUR POSE. be ever-ready to strike a pose when the cameras are near. if they're not shooting you, stick ur chest or hips out further to get their attention.
7. SURROUND YOURSELF WITH FRIENDS but make sure u're always the centre of attention. your frens should really only be there to highlight how popular u are, so don let them hog too much of the limelight.
8. CHANGE BOFRIENDS every month. its soooo not glamourous to have a long-term partner and anyway, u want to make it look like the whole town wants to date you.
9. PRETEND TO SUPPORT A CAUSE. like animals rights. and then prove that u're really sincere by carrying around a miniature pet like an accessory.
10. GET INVITED to ever major party in the city. make sure u get in all the event's photo.