How to handle stress?

1. Jam 19 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "Have a nice day!" tell them you had other plans.

5. Forget the diet-center and send yourself a candy-gram.

6. Make a list of things that you have already done.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to nursery school as if nothing was
wrong.

8. Leaf through National Geographic and draw clothes on the natives.

9. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in it, and return it the next day.

10. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

11. Drive to work in reverse.

12. Dance naked in front of your pets.

13. Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

14. Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.

15. Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold, steel guardrail.

16. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

17. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

18. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

19. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

20. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

21. Retaliate for tax woes by filing your tax forms with Roman numerals.