ATTENTION!

My darling Melanie is organising a spree for David&Goliath and NoiseBot.
Kindly support alright!

I chose 2 items there already! A rainbow tote and a cow lip balm! I hope the spree is successful cos I love those 2 items very very much. PLEASE HELP!

Click HERE for the webby.

SUPPORT OKAY!
THANKS.hugs.

Your favourite pictures. HAHAHAHAHAA.


Love this chalet.


My boyfriend.

I appreciate every single thing you have done, or will do. But still, thanks for the ride here and there la!! And the "I'll make her swallow her throat" shit is funny. And don't tell me the history of BMWs cos 1. I'll never understand 2. I probably will not be listening intently. 3. I really will not remember anything. hahahahaa. :) (but the car is very fun & cool, i like the automatic screen and the thing where u can control the screen. OMFG so cool, i've never seen anything like it before. and that it will kaopeh when i REFUSE to wear the safety belt. joke.)

PW IS OVER! OMG! MY PW IS OVER! and our group will be video-ed next Tuesday! :) so happppppy that finally everything has come to an end. OMG FINALLY ! The pw road has been long and torturous, and now finally everything is over. HAHAHAH! HAPPY!!

Time to party!!!!! (oh wait, theres still Maths paper on Friday).
triple fuck.

"Remind me to remind you to watch a show tonight"
Thanks darling, i love you.

And thanks Purani for reminding to watch High School Musical Concert at Channel 5, 8.30pm. so nice thank you!

*I will wait for my BFF to finish her exams before I start partying, promise!*

***I cannot wait for the upcoming 18th birthdays of Melanie darling & Valerie darling. Both fall on the 9th November! I think people with the name ending with "ie" all have same birthdays.. Love you both!

Kacang is soooo cute, been staring at her for hours.

You know you're under stress when...

• the sun is too loud.
• trees begin to chase you.
• you begin to explore the possibilities of setting up an IV drip solution of espresso.
• you wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
• you can hear mimes.
• you say the same sentence over and over again, not realising that you have said it before.
• you believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
• things become "very clear"
• you ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
• Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quietened down it was like losing your best friend

Dedicated to all the stressed pple like me out there.

DON'T STRESS! THERE IS ALWAYS A WAY OUT!!

A level Chinese is down.
PW Oral Presentation tomorrow morning.
Joei is dying man!
After Maths on Friday will be havoc time for me., HAHAH.

Thanks Meng for fetching me home, THANKS to the power of 100. haha, and the yongtaufoo is gross. our school's one is better. Ya thanks for being so nice la okay. always say im ungrateful, i am very very grateful,i swear upon kacang. (kacang i love youuuuuuuu)

To:2bestfriend
I love the talk after school, do it again then. yea and please im not being selfish, haha.

To:2bestfriend
Melanie&Gheeting, im deeply disturbed by ur blogs. hahaha.WHY must you all do this? WHY. pple scold you all "cheebye" u all very happy issit. the amount of pple who scold me "cheebye" is 10 million. hahaha. i can see everyone hates you both, like how they hate me now.

To:2bestfriend
again,thanks for the job i love you so so much and another one, congratulations ah. hahaha joke.

I hate such periods when I have to feel stressed each time I think bout my upcoming exams and datelines. Its just a week more to waving goodbye to stressness, and saying hello to happy life.

Things to look forward to after exams:

1. Melanie's bday celebration (surprise surprise!)
2. Valerie's bday! same day as Melanie.
3. Work ! [ more $$$$!]
4. BBQs/Clubbings/Shoppings/Retreats/Foodscapades
5. Overseas! (hopefully)

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I can't wait to work! Thanks darling for helping me get the job, (hopefully i get it). Love you so much! And to the other one, YOU ARE SO FORTUNATE!! OMG. happy for you!

Thanks for the treat, the spin around Orchard. HAHA.

I love Kacang & Stripey,always.

I will be here for both of you, still.
I will tolerate till my very last breath.



( What if the boyfriend have sex with the girlfriend who got the holes in the nipples.. then bcos its dark and the guy cannot see, den he go suck it and lick it how? HMMM. if he suck it, the maggots comes out, and if he licks it, the maggots go in and never comes out again. OMGOMGOMG. Theres a video clip showing the maggots being taken out from the nipple, SO TELL ME NOW PPLE, do you want me to post it up? )

hahahhahahahha, im sucha sadist.

This post is dedicated just to Valerie.

darling, you must not feel so down okay! smile and laugh like you always do! and who says you will be so alone?! we will totally spend all breaks together and raid your class like crazy. REALLY. we promise to the max. and i know you were putting up a front today so i tried to make you laugh by the "Today's the happiest day of my life because I had 2 bowls of soup!" I hope i somehow succeeded, you mangama! Must remember we are all here for you to the max, till the end. If you say you are alone one more time, i will fight you in Fighter's Club. haha. and i swear i'll deprive you of Beef Lasagna. hahaha.

And really, today's the happiest day of my life cos I had 2 bowls of soup, 2 drumsticks, 1 slice of Hawaiian pizza, and MY LASAGNA~ I am so loved. We both had lagsana! *orgasms*

Thanks for making me smile too, i know I made you smile too.

Friends or Lover?
(choose one)

See? This is sucha selfish decision! Why can't we choose both? Like friends AND lover. Why must friend then lose lover? Why must lover then lose friend?

Wouldn't it be concrete to say if you lose the friend if you choose the lover, the friend is not a true friend? Can it be safe to say that?

I once made a decision, to choose a Friend over a Lover. I can't decide if its a right or wrong decision still. Yes, in my life, if I want a Lover, I have to wave goodbye to the Friend. If i want my Friend, I CANNOT have the Lover. Yes, thats how sucky my life is.

I hate such things, HATE. Fuck. IF only we are not so complicated, like as simple as my hamster Kacang & Stripey, only know how to sleep, eat, dig&dig, hoard food, act cute, be soft.. and all. Wouldn't it be nice?

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On a much lighter note, I AM HAPPPPPY!
:) My life is much happier now.
Thanks to some people, hahaha.
& a few good things happening as well.

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To : the 2 person ( i know u know who you are)
Please just ignore the fact I'm existing in this world, I have no wish to come between you AT ALL. I have no objections (why would I have any in the first place?) I do not want to be caught in between anything, it is so fucking torturous for someone like ME to handle it. I am a loser okay? So please don't drag me into the picture. I will wish for both of you to be happy and please just carry on. Do not let the word JOEI affect you both at all, i said, I AM NOT INVOLVED. I AM TIRED AND I DO NOT WANT TO. PLEASE BE BACK TO NORMAL. PLEASE, I BEG YOU BOTH. BEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Love you both anyway , BUT PLEASE.

From Gheeting's blog:

" joei.. why are we doing this to ourselves. lol... and also to the many innocent pple. LOL now that your latest entry is directing people to my blog... they may be thinking that we're in cahoots, in actual fact, we're not. but somehow, yes we are. lol. "

Point: we're still not in cahoots.

& yes, i directed pple to your blog and i got hell in school today.

& bcos of all these, i am under very serious attack in Fighter's Club. My Facebook life is ruined unless i take out all the pictures. HMMM. I insist on still putting it. HAHAHA. DIE PEOPLE DIE!

Pizza Hut today was delicious!

Gotta go to National Library tomorrow for PW!

Can't wait for exams and all to END!

WOOOOHOOOOO.

omg! gheeting blogged about something so interesting!
go read it HERE like now please, its so nice!


And I'm so sad, everyone is against me for the maggots-in-the-nipple post. hahaha. Shirin AND EVERYONE ELSE picked a fight with me in Facebook! Reason being I traumatised them with the picture! And no one supported me, everyone supported her! (bcos of this, i shall post this picture on ALL OF THEIR FACEBOOK!) (and on ALL my blog post!) (and i shall print it out as flyers and distribute to them!) (and i shall randomly let them see this picture every once in a while!)


[i seem to have forgotten that i WAS the world's most traumatised shit when i first saw it like months ago............................i died]


And everyone's reaction is the same! HAHAHA. All hair stand for hours, all cannot eat & sleep, all very distracted, all look listless, all very traumatised, all keep yelling "JOEI JOEI JOEI SO GROSS! YOU ARE A BITCH!", and i received alot of "Joei Tan, I am not gonna step into your blog ever again!". and "DELETE IT NOW!"


JoKe , tHat piCtuRe iS a jOkE, iS it mOrE gRoSs tHaN mE tyPiNg likE thAt? cOs i usEd to TypE likE tHat.. HahAx. i sHaLL pOst tHe piCtuRe uP iN All mY pOst fRom nOw oN..

*with the background noise of "Joei Tan ah, i'm warning you ah, better not do that ah"

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cleared some things are much cleared up now.
hope it stays & not further escalate.

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back to being happy joei.
:DDDD
love my darlings!
(hahahaha)

OKAY. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK DOWN AND..
CONQUER YOUR FEARS!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA.
LOOOOOOK DOWN NOWWWWWW!
SCROLL DOWN A LITTLE BIT MORE!
(you know you want to...)

I still remember the very fateful day I received this picture in an email from my mummy, the first person I sent it to was.. to Gheeting. (cos i know she will probably freak out & die). And true enough, she sent me an sms telling me how she was dying from goosebumps and all. (which I died too, cos the hair refuses to stop standing.)

I was so terrified of this picture. And I regret, sorry Gheeting for sending it to you that time. BCOS YOU THIS BITCH MUST PURPOSELY POST IN YOUR BLOG AND MAKE ME SEE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! screams! Life sucks. Life sucks! LIFE SUCKS!!

Just look at the maggots, and then look at your own nipple. This could happen to you. I wanna die. Anyway, can tell me if your goosebumps got keep standing? HAHA.

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From Facebook:

The Priss

Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

(i like this part,haha)

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

**Editted.

Peace.

To: Melanie darling.

Hope you know I'll always love you.

Same goes to Gheeting.

I am straight, very straight.
Straighter than a straight line.

HAHA, realllly. I'll never stray from being straight.
However, I do not discriminate homosexuals.

Byebye!

FUCK, just went to gheeting's blog and saw some gross fuck. she post the picture of the maggots in the nipple. FUCK. now my goosebumps refuse to go down. wahlao.

I love my Daddy, he helped me mopped the floor and he will be washing the toilet tomorrow! YAY! Less stress for me then.

Because of PW, I am very stressed recently. Therefore I just did a facial mask to relax.

Billy Bombers this afternoon with Purani,Dyan,Anittha,Valerie,Deepak,Priya,Rosh,Shirin,Noorie.
SO FUN!
shopped around after that,
and totally slacked around till like 9!

Anyway, the picture on Gheeting's blog is still disturbing me badly.

And I caught 2 movies, Halloween & The Last Breath (both horror) & I died, so scary! and realllllly terrifying. hahahahha.

And I've this huge cravings for salmon sashimi. Although I just had Vienna International Buffet last week and I ate 10million salmon sashimis, its not enough, i need more. Anyone wanna satisfy my cravings?

School's getting fun.
(but can't wait for holidays!)

Sorry for not blogging for a long time!

To: dajie&rachel.
I can't wait for the next meeting with you both.
I love you both uber lots.
HUGS!!

Because, at least I know, these girls will always be there for me when I need them. Thanks again for being the best listening ear ever on earth. And best adviser award goes to them.

K-boxed alot lately.
with great company, of course.
:) Love you girls.

Plush - we were bugged by the thousand sms sent by them, therefore decided to check out this new club, nice nice nice place. (we were given free VIP entries although we are not eligible for it cos we're late!) hurray. we were quite auntie, go DXO drink free drinks den go other club. The night was fun and I love it to the max. Great music, superb company, funny dancers, only at Plush. My Friday night was perfect, more than perfect in fact.

I have PW meeting tomorrow at Plaza Sing. =\

I am happy cos I received an sms from my BFF and I am going to spend the rest of my after-exams-and-PW life with her forever: more retreats, clubs, latenightsupper, sister's day & more.

I am happy cos I am least troubled now, thanks to 2 very important people. They make me smile and laugh non-stop like crazy and I love them like crazy. as in, like crazy. In fact, I'm looking forward to more trips and outing with them cos they are so much fun to hang out with. Thanks for teaching me the true meaning of friends, :)

And lastly, "FUCK_______", yea man, "CHEEEEEERS!!!"

And very lastly, MENSES FIRST DAY.
This explains my turmoil of emotions the past few days.
Hope I'll get better! :)
I need to learn to SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE more.

i know this is one day early, but i insist on doing it.

This post is dedicated to 3 VERY important people in my life!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN TAN XIU FEN.
(will run to 8th floor to kiss you)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RACHEL TEO HUI FANG.
(me & dajie plan to celebrate with you after my exams and bring you clubbing, we discussed it already and we'll get you your wishlist!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC NG YONG XIANG.
(ya you will have your present after my exams k)

3 of these important people are having their birthday on the same day.
20th October.
hahahaha joke.

I LOVE YOU 3 !
hugs and many kissssses.

Attn: All my friends esp. BFFs.

Please be there for me when I am at my lowest.

Cancancancancancancancancancan?
pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?

SIGH.

Thanks to those who were there, I LOVE YOU(s)!

I am sorry.

Sorrry for spoiling the plans for tonight.
Will make it up to you both! SORRY!

:( Sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Melanie and Gheeting were both sick at the chalet.
Melanie had a fever(really fever!)poor thing. and Gheeting was going-to have a fever. She was not feeling too good. I was feeling quite healthy and all, no illness or anything. I happily offered them my mineral water and I shared drinks and food with them, AND I SLEPT BESIDE THEM, with some hugs and all....

Guess what happened next?

1. We had hot sex.
2. We all died.
3. Thanks to them I am now sadly sick.

:( Why must such an unfortunate event happen to me. Sorethroat(i hate sorethroat!!!), Flu, and my head is spinning badly.

One reason why I hate being sick is cos I can't touch Kacang & Stripey !!!!!!! CANNOT TOUCH THEM. No one knows how torturing it is to stop me from touching them.

More tissue paper now, dying.....

BACK! from Xmark's chalet, FUN to the power of 1oo.
:) I died laughing, together with Mel & Ghee, really died.
So many funny things, Johnathan and Damark's HOT SEX, Isabel & Jon's MAOMAO, Xmark, Damark & Jon's funny conversation, Escape theme park,laughing at pple's dress sense, me being "suay"(as Melanie put it), Artificial Intelligence, Taking naps in chalet rooms, Disturbing people from sleep, more&more.

JOKE okay, died laughing, never been sooooo happy in sucha long time, love the fact they can make me laugh so badly. Saturday was a fortunate/unfortunate day for me. bumped into Kenneth, Jason dage! &... HAHAHAHA. My ex-boyfriend AND his girlfriend. haha. Me, Gheeting and Melanie died laughing and we concluded that I am very "suay"(unlucky) because I keep bumping into them

I sincerely hope all goes well for both of you, really.
You both look perfect for each other.
An absolute match made in heaven. :)
I am so nice!

(and no, i am not gonna divulge what me,ghee&mel discussed bout them,hee)

Okay, I really just had alot of fun. yay!

Now, the fun is over, its time to suffer.
:( PW time/revising time.

double fuck, triple cheebyes.

I have come into a conclusion that,
people do change. they do.
And although it hurts when that happens,
Life still fucking goes on.
Sometimes the

Life is just a sea of miseries right!?
NABEHCHEEBYE.

(funny how i can be happy and den sad next in just a few millisecs.)
THE POWER OF PMS!
PMSPMSPMSPMS.

(I am happy now cos I can totally see Kacang each time I play my lappy, I placed her cage right in front of me and I can keep staring at her now!)

The power of PMS..
Life's greatest mysteries....

Purani might kill me for the post that I initially wanted to post, cos its about how I feel that guys will always be the more 'domineering one' in a sense. OK SORRY SORRY SORRY PURANI SORRY SORRY SORRY. shit, why do I have feministic friends? WHY? haha, okay im sorry k purani.

MEN ARE STUPID!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH.

Ok why do I feel MEN are downright dumb.

1. They think they are oh-so-powerful, like "hey I'm a man! I'm stronger!" (fuck off)
2. They are retarded bcos they keep thinking the mind of a woman is difficult to fathom.
3. The men just don't get it.
4. They sub-consciously THINK they DO NOT know how to do any household chores.
5. They KNOW they do not have to fucking do any household chores.
6. They will never ever know how it feels like to have menses coming out like tsunami and how it feels like to carry 1-2kg of foetus in the tummy.
7. They think we can control our menses flow(wtf.)
8. They think we are always over-reacting.(No,WE ARE NOT)
9. They think with their fucking dick.
10. I feel the above cos I hate guys!

You know, i would love to stick to the belief that not all guys are like that. I want a romantic guy who seriously will surprise me with things I love, satisfy my wants and is a domestic person who will help out with household chores.

I love surprises, and its really too bad if any guy that wants me don't know that. So far, you have not given me any. No points for you yet. Seriously, I cannot even see you are trying. Sorry but lemme tell you the cold hard truth, you are fucking fucking NOT fucking trying. And as long as I cannot see you trying, I will not fucking try to fucking accept you. You will never get to see this anyway.

Happy Birthday Xiaomark, though you won't get to see it now,
but when i re-open my blog, you will!

HAHA, 18 years old liao, no need use what Indonesian IC anymore!
stupid!

So many years spent together! FUN TIMES.

Head hurts, nose like a running tap. Signs of dying a slowww torturous death. Hope I feel better, theres America's Next Top Model tonight. And I am going to eat KFC now. hahaha.

Current Cravings are Salmon Sashimis, which hopefully I will get it satisfied cos daddy promised me a treat at Vienna International. YAY!


Another all-time cravings are CUPCAKES! no, not any ordinary ones but those with BUTTER ICING. ooooooh myyyyy goddddd. I love butter icing on anything! not just cupcakes but on birthday cakes and all! And best, my mummy knows how to make BUTTER ICING. WEEE. I might just make many for all my Best Friends someday!


There are alot of things I never once understood but finally do now.

I used to wonder alot why do people like looking at people they love sleep, like they always say "Waking up to see the person you love next to you is sweet, esp. when they are still sleeping", or "you look sweet especially when you're sleeping" WTF. I mean, I feel people look awful when they sleep, with the drools and all, and mouth opening, and sometimes snoring. In what way does it look SWEET to anyone?


HOWEVER, i've finally realised why - after realising how i always stare & stare at Kacang & Stripey whenever they're sleeping, I REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY! They loook soooooooo fucking cute when they sleep, really! With their mouth slightly open, their regular breathing accompanied by slight twitches, the various very-innovative-but-look-very-comfortable position they come up with, the way they cuddle up, the way they look so soft and stupid. OMG. My fetish, my strange fetish - just staring at them sleep. I am a weird child.

I love you Kacang and Stripey. alot. always.
:)

I've been sitting in front of this page for a long long time and I really dunno what to blog about, is this the end of my blogging days? I no longer feel the need to blog, to update just cos my friends wants to read it, to share my happiness with you guys, etc.. I feel like a loser. Ok, not really.

So, the verdict is out, I am promoted, thank everything.
I must keep to my promises of not skipping school.
However, today and tomoro doesn't count.
It starts on Monday.
However, i still feel its fucking fucking terribly unfair to some pple, i hate the school system, its idiotic and retarded and fucked up. I must come up with a petition.

Partied with fun pple.
Was a fun night out at MOS and to Phuture.
Got a little tipsy, with the help of alcohol.
My head was spinning and I dozed off on the dance floor.

Next thing to look forward to,
Xmark's bday chalet during the weekends.

Life is quite perfect lately.
Really. :)
No more suicidal thoughts, Kacang is fatter and retarded, Alot of nice TV shows, Daddy bringing me eat Vienna. YAY!

its 1.30am now, and im stuck in front of my lappy doing Project Work.
GROSSNESS x 10000. :(
Its alright, its gonna be over REALLLLLLL soooon.
Just pray hard nothing goes wrong along the way.
I must tolerate more! Tolerance! yea man.

In just a few hours time,
it will be judgement day.
Whether I will be promoted/retained/kicked out,
SIGHSIGHSIGHSIGH.
cheebye.
I hate this type of uncomfy gnawing feeling.
Like really can go commit suicide kinda feeling.
FUCK.
I really wish and pray hard.
I promise to turn over a new leaf IF i managed to get promoted/advanced.
PROMISE/SWEAR/VOW.
I will not skip school deliberately.
I will not skip lessons anymore.
I will hand up all assignments on time.
Really, me promise with my heart.

There goes my chance of happiness, gone just like that.
*screams!*
Why must life be so cruel!?!?
Life's greatest mysteries..............

Thanks for giving me the chance to talk it out with you.
I love you, as a Best Friend of cos.
Like love in an ALOT sorta way.

:)

Oh ya, everyone, okay not everyone,
pple who are allowed to read my blog,
I have something to say,
I learnt the Art of Dai Dee today.
HAHAHAHAHA.

All of you will diediedie!
ME will bug you all to play with me!
So funnnnn!

Tomorrow will be a fun day!
playing Daidee of course.
or some telepathy games, which only BestFriends will know.
WEEHEE.

Now that me is feeeling better, let me do a proper Thank you.

THANKS so much, to all my MI sweeeeties:
Purani, Sylvia, Dyan, Annittha, Valerie, Priya, Deepak, Renuka
thanks for cheering me up, coming up with Health Packages, encouraging me to go to school(after being missing for years), for helping me collect Maths Notes and other notes, for making me laugh like siao, etc.
THANKS, i love you allllllllllll.

THANKS so much to pple who was concerned, unconditionally.
Namely only Melanie, Gheeting and Joan!
Despite all they've been going through..
Despite all we have been going though..
I am sucha bad friend! I wasn't there for both of them when they needed me.
:( I disappeared without a trace from the virtual and real world.
I feel so bad now, will make it up someday.
SORRY & THANKS, for being there spiritually?
hahahaha, for letting me know you guys will be there.
*Big Fat Sloppy Kiss to you 3*

THANKS to the someone who bought me TANG YUZHE'S CD!
wEEEEE. got POSTER!!
Thanks Zhiwei.

And please god & all,
don't let me feel down again.
Its scary and I HATE IT!
Please, make me be free of PMS-es.
That was one major PMS.
I am afraid of it.
I think my friends hates it when I PMS.
So please, allow me to escape all forms of PMS-es.

:) I promise to be a good girl.

HAHA, i had the funnest time of my life today.
:) I am starting to love school, very very much.
Valerie, Sylvia, Purani, Annittha, and Priya were laughing so hardly at CentreStage just cos i said "Good Night" in a very deeeep manner, hahaha, and me and Val were throwing some metal stuffs at some random losers in front of us. So fun! I tried so hard not to laugh but failed terribly. Next was Maths lecture, aaaaaaaaaaaa. But still quite fun though,talking bout Facebook and refusing to do any work, and sneaking off thru the back door. Joke.

Love the Monday today.

The suay thing, I'm down with fever.
Joei the weak loser.

Faceboooooking. :)