This is so true.

Cancer.
Sympathizes first, likes eating first, loves family first, filial first, sentimental first.

Right right right?

I shall learn how to bake MUFFINS/CUPAKES/COOKIES/whatever-that-can-be-baked.

Because, guess why?

Elvin loves eating Muffins! So gay and cute! I shall be a nice girlfriend and bake and cook for him. Hello idiot, "wei ni zhuo bu ke neng de shi" hor. (means doing the impossible for him). You better be nice and stop your temper. IF not, no more yummy muffins for you ever again. I love you Elvin Si De Zhi. You are very fat. And then you will exclaim, "I very fat meh..?" Okay la, you very fit. *GIGGLES*

Fuck, my friends are gonna kill me now.
Maybe I can win the grossest blog of the century award.

Miss my BFFs.alot.
Must see them soon, so I can bake for them too.
They shall eat the ugly ones or burnt ones.HAHAHA.
JUST KIDDING, Elvin will eat those.
Hugs.

I am the happiest girl alive, really!

I donated blood for the first time ever!

Ohmygod, cannot believe it right? I couldn't believe it myself either, I am like the world's most loserish person when it comes to donating blood. I mean, I've always always wanted to donate blood, but I'm super scared of the needles and everything.(aaah!). However, after much encouragement from my dear sweet friends, and my Mummy.. I did it. Omg. I fucking did it! Really, its bravery. I thought I would never ever have the courage to do it, but I still did it. HAHAHAH! YAY! Happyness! Incentives from Mummy, she will take me along for a Massage together with her! And facials! YAY! I get to use her Massage package(shiokkkness.). So, I get to save lives, I get to be brave, I get to have a massage, I get to have the pretty bandage which I've always wanted(I have 2 different colours!YAY!)..

I am so happy, WOOHOO. I shall go for blood donations from now on.
:D I am so nice,really.

Went to town with Purani! Had yummy soup with superb bread. Walked around and shopped like siao. I am sooo tired now, and Purani pierced her ear(again.) Then went to see Riri ! Soooooo cuteeeee. And I am at home now!

The weather is out to kill, really. Please don't be so mean, my dear weather. Muacks.

To: Elvin Si De Zhi

♥I love you♥, always!
:)
You never fail to make me smile after you've done something wrong.HAHA.
:D
I will try to be nice to you. TRY.
It will be on my TO-DO List!
I am the Princess, & I can do anything I want.
\/(^.^)\/ ---> (Some kawaii smiley doing a TWIST sign.)

Hugs&manymanyKisses.

**

To: KhooGheeting & MennyLim

♥I LOVE YOU BOTH TOO!♥
Time to meet up sooooooooooooooooooooon.
Because I misss you both to the max..
I need to see you both, badly. HEEHEE.

I need to whine!

The fucking weather is a joke, but its not really a funny one. Its the world's most digusting-iest weather ever. And Purani was going on about us "suffering the consequences of pple's actions". But still, the weather is very gross. Its like living in an incinerator, only worst. And its so hot that we can get cooked and die. It makes me so sticky and uncomfy and I HAVE TO BE IN SCHOOL SOMEMORE!!!! Fuckkkk.

Global warming ! Please save the earth, don't use plastic bags(PLEASE), don't waste electricity, SWITCH OFF ALL UR STUPID LIGHTS, don't buy a car(public transport rocksss!), don't waste paper, stop burning idiotic things, in short, just bloody save the dying world can.

Maybe if we start doing all these things, then maybe Singapore will become colder, like Genting, SO SHIOK RIGHT! So please save the world leh.

Don't say I NATO hor. (No Action Talk Only). I don't request for plastic bags when I shop now, I TRY to reuse my zippy bags(as requested by Purani), I switch off EVERYTHING now, I Reuse,Reduce&Recycle, I am totally for Public Transport except Elvin's bike. I am trying to save the world too okay.

If I can do it, so can YOU!

:( Poor earth. What took us minutes to destroy will take the earth millions of years to restore. Sad sad sad fact.

We will all die in this hotness and get burnt to death, so sooner or later you will see BOILS on your skin................. Like how when you fry a fish in hot oil, and the fish will get those bumps on their body..... If we happen to put oil on our body and go under this hot sun now, we will suffer the same fate as the loserish fish. HAHAHA.

Please save the earth. :)
Thanks Thanks.

**

Please stop disappointing me, can?
You know who you are, if you know I don't like you to show your stupid ridiculous temper, then don't show it. Because I REALLY will leave you if you ever show your stupid temper to me again. No more reminders. I really cannot cannot tolerate your temper, PLEASE do not do it again.

**

Very tempted to skip school..
But..
Okay, fuck that thought.

No time to blog !! Quick recap of my week:

• Cannot skip school, ever again! :(
• JPMorgan Race with Purani & Sylvia(pics to be uploaded soon)
• Working with Crystal Cruise with favourite people(S) !
• Purani & Sylvia coming over to my place with the intention of doing History(failed)
• Pride & Prejudice Play at DBS Arts House!(pics with Dyan to be uploaded soon)
• Mummy&Daddy coming back from ShangHai!(YAY!!!)
• Alot of assignments piling up, to the max. Will die very soon.
• Next week got another Play! YAY! "Shakespeare on Loveeeee"

**

SOOOO BUSY! Where got time to blog!? :( And I must honour my promise to Purani that I cannot skip school like ever again, at least complete the month of May. I shall be nice and TRY to complete my homework. Tryyyy.

Love you Elvin Si, can't wait to seee yaaaa.

Elvin loves this pic. He thinks it looks very real.


:DDDDDD




Elvin's favourite pic.
Cos he looks like an alien. & hes really happy about it.


Very haolian,
and we have another one now. So its 3 PSPs altogether.
HAHAHA greeeedy pple.

Stress level is rising!
Ahh!

I have alot to blog about! From the very-fun JPMorgan Race, and the very funny Youtube video that Purani just posted up. And moreeeeee.

But no time!

Stress!

Oh ya, Purani made me promise her that I'll go to school every single day of May. I promise you okay!! So I have to appear miraculously in school from Monday onwards! No more conveniently skipping school. :( But school's fun anyway, just that I am reallllly tired. Don't know why.

Stress!

And Mummy actually scolded me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stress!

What have I done to deserve all these misfortunes?!?
:( sobsobsob.

Maybe, you can try considering being nice and patient to me, for awhile. Really, just awhile would do.

Laughing at my own stupidity and naive-ness.

"Don't worry about the people in his past, there's a reason why they didn't make it into his future!"
- Thanks nice person ! Thankssssssssss. Feeling way better now.

School was funny today, hahaha. And tired too, I was dozing off in class very badly. Today was bitching about boyfriend's gross past day. :D YAY! Elvin picked me to and from school! (must be guilt.....)

Reading forums (again..) , OMG, why is there a tendency that a girl would/might show interest in another guy if their boyfriend is in NS or UNI or overseas or something? I wouldn't show any interest in ANY guys at all if Elvin is gone. Like even if we ever break up or something, I would NEVER even take a second look at anyone else please. I am a loser really, but I could never do such a mean thing to Elvin Si. Only Elvin Si. I am a very faithful girlfriend, hahahaha, I can see many pple laughing at me.

Okay, I shall not go to school for a week. LALALA.

Its past TWELVE!

ITs 21st April !

ITS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GHEETING MY BESTEST BFF & SYLVIA !

Happy Birthday to my dearest sweetest nicest loveliest GHEETING!
Happy Birthday to SYLVIA CHEN WEIGUANG too!

Love yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

19th Birthday! I remember your 18th birthday last year, legal age to party with booze, sex and drugs. Gosh! :) I hope you will have a splendid year ahead. And 1 year after our PACT! We broke it, I am so sorrrrrrrreeeeee.

Nevertheless, Happy Birthday FLUTS.

**********


_______ says:
i have been encountering strange girls

_______ says:
one stalker, one shameless one

_______ says:
omg....

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
haha

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
girls nowadays ah

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
very different from us hor

________ says:
YAH!

________ says:
fuck diff lor

________ says:
im so confused

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
precisely

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
why are pple like that

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. says:
they make the world a bad place to live in

________ says:
IM MARVELLING AT THEM PLS, i dunno why there are such pple

(I am starting to think me & _____ make the best bitching partner ever. Hang on, theres another one to join the team. That one lor, the one who always lie bout moving on. hahha.)

******

I am officially so depressed now. Thanks Menny for the nice help you offered. HAHA, I like the me, you and Gheeting got the same disorder thing. Hahaha.

******

You'd never know how I feel also, say so much also no use. Why the fuck am I wasting my time whining here seriously. I need to club hardcore this Wednesday, please say yes all of you thanks. And for your information, if you can do acts to disgust me, I can do acts to disgust you as well. FULL STOP.

I am awfully disturbed ! AWFULLY to the max! AAAAA. Please allow me to die PLEASE. I am so glad ____ saved me, guess what, she is totally encountering the same problem too! HEEHEE. I am so fucking disturbed, OH MY GOD. Somewhat disappointed, I wished I wasn't so KPO sometimes, but I think I have every right to know some stuffs. I am very.... disgusted. And, I really feel for ___.

However, as much as ____ is whining to me now, she said something that made alot of sense. Really.

____ says:
but i dont blame him, i mean. he was single and there was a cheap slut throwing herself at him.

:(

Me hate flirts. I abhor flirts. I hate flirts. Really. No, it doesn't mean that if you are single, you are allowed to flirt. :( I hate FLIRTs. I HATE YOU. hate. I was single before & I didn't flirt. ARGH.

I guess it sucks to find out one's past afterall. It fucking sucks. I feel for you alot ____. No worries, everything will be fine soon. :) I love you ____.

I wished I didn't love you so much,
so it'd make leaving much easier.

Elvin: "Can you stop being so gross anot? Act one XIAO lian only."
Me: "Aiya, shut up lahhhhhh."
(We were outside some pub, by the way.)
Sorry for such unnecessary pictures. Its 3.30am now & I have really nothing to do.


RiriRiriRiri.


Because Elvin made me very very annoyed.
HE refused to take any pictures of me with MY camera.
STUPID.


Yummy ice cream cake!
Take note of Menny's satisfied face.


Singapore Flyerrrrrr. HAHA.


BFFs to the max.Muackssss.


Stupid Elvin was a baaaaaad photographer!


Sneaking up on the cake.


Happy birthday my darling best friend!
Love you, FOREVER! :)
Stay happy and stay out of disorders.
:D


Having lots of fun! :D


My brother wore my Pre-U Sem shirt!!!!

Me: "Menny look here now."
Menny: "Don't want! Take a photo of me looking natural."
Me: "But if you know I taking, then its not natural already right."
Menny: "All the more you should take me looking natural."

What a disturbing conversation.



Kawaiixz nehszx.


YAY!!!!!! We were having some HTHTs at some secluded corner.
We were not the only ones at the chalet by the way.
Cos judging by the pics, like only got 3 person only.
Hahahhaa.


2 Birthday girls. :)
Had a fun time at the chalet.
Love ya alllll.Hugs&many kisses.

***

Caught the midnight movie DOOMSDAY with Elvin Si.
Quiteee nice. Quite only. Don't trust my movie recommendations.
HAHA. Wanted to go to the Night Safari but, I think its not worth the exuberant price, really.
I love you sweetie, hope everything goes well for us.
See you tomorrow.

***

Dearest Dyan,
I am feeling mortified by your situation. Remember, its an obsession and it is very essential that loser-stalker stops it. I am terribly amused and I am dying of laughter very badly. HAHA. IF I were you, I'd be extremely terrified because loser-stalker is showing signs of obsessive disorder. Please ask her to get it treated ASAP.

***

Tired-ness! Byeeee.

I had a blast at Gheeting's surprise bday chalet yesterday.
I love all my friends alot, like forever. And we had the time of our life torturing people with Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy, BLACK magic, What to bring to my birthday party, and more. Hahahha. Don't mess around with me and Gheeting, really. HAHA.

Next.

You know, I am so sorry I can't be a nice girlfriend. Yes you are right, I ALWAYS do not spare a thought for you. YUP, I am very stubborn, and always have my friends then forgot your existence. Seriously, how could you ever say this?? Because of you , I have already been neglecting them totally already and you are saying each time I am with my friends I ignore you?! Okay yes, you are tired and everything, I am sorry for not being understanding enough to go off. I apologise, happy?! MUST YOU THROW MY PSP!!!!!!!!! I dont care if you throw my helmet or whateve,r do not throw my psp. And please would you stop throwing everything and anything, you actions disgust me. Please grow up okay? Yes, I am not a good girlfriend, but I don;t think I deserve such treatments from you either. Fine, you always say I am not giving in right, this time round, I will stop giving in. And stop all your yellings, and your tantrums.

Listen. I've had enough of it. Enough.of.it.

There is only so much a person can take.

I cannot stand your stupid temper anymore.
No one ever treats me this way.
And I seriously don't think you would give me such fucked up temper if you TRULY REALLY LOVE ME, (like you claimed.)

And for your information, I am a perfectly normal human being, with emotions. I do feel hurt too. I hope you reflect on your own actions. Till then.

Elvin came to pick me up from school today! Woooohoooo. I am so happy cos he is jobless now, and he has loads of time to spare. YAY!

Went to town to meet Jeffrey and YATS.
Shopped like a crazy girl and I bought 4 T-shirts.
I am starting to regret, but I will be back there to buy MORE.
:)

You know, I am so proud of Elvin, he is officially mature and sensible and wise.

You see, there was this unknown dumb and fugly piece of act-beng shit who INSISTED that we stared at him(&his girlfriend...) Erm, I beg to differ really. We wasn't staring at you at all,really. However, I don't think its a crime to stare at ugly loserish pple either right? You are very gross-looking, so of course we will stare at you la, but anyway you were so ugly and worthless, we didn't even knew you existed UNTIL YOU STARTED YELLING LIKE A DERANGED SONOFABITCH.

(in hokkien) "What are you staring at? huh huh huh. I am asking you, what are you staring at?!?!!?" -kannah ignored by us........-

Next he started yelling EVEN louder, "OEIIIIIIIII I AM TALKING TO YOUUUUUUUUUU. REPLY MEEEEEEEE." -and was still being ignored by us..-

I was so afraid he would come hit us or charge at us or something, cos he looks deranged you see. I think he has some disorder, like maybe he has some self-esteem issue, like although pple not staring at him, he will keep thinking pple ARE actually staring at him. Cos he is too ugly, therefore resulted in him being so self-conscious. I don't blame him, really.

So we just left him there yelling like a siao ding dong.

Meanwhile, I called my brother cos I know that loser's girlfriend was my brother's friend. And then blah blah blah.

Wanna know the conclusion?

The loser's girlfriend had to apologise to us. APOLOGISE YOU KNOW. Not that I blame the girl, she is very not-at-fault, but yet had to apologise for her guy's MADNESS? I think he is a disgrace, really. Having a girl to say sorry after what you've done? You scold and yell already, then come say sorry, got what use? Somemore your girlfriend have to come explain to me and apologise, and say cos you both quarrel and therefore you were in a foul mood.

EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!! YOU JUST ARGUED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THEREFORE YOU WERE IN A FOUL MOOD, AND SO YOU CAN ANYHOW ANYHOW SAY WE STARE AT YOU AND YELL AT US LAHHHHHHH. Of course what, everything for you also can. You are mentally disabled mah, so we be nice to you lor, we also never yell back at you, or scold you, we walk away mah, we are so cowardly(aww.).. YOU, on the other hand, WERE SO BRAVE, you YELLED so loudly, and then get your girlfriend to apologise after that, BRAVERY.... *applauseeee*

I feel so sorry for you, loser. Sigh. You are not even fit to be labelled a "XIIAO BENG" , a "XIIAO BENG" already very no class, no standard liao, and you can't even live up to this name? You are pathetic. A pathetic piece of no-lifer without any penis. I pity you. I pity you like alot. And you need to get a life. You need to stop attracting attention(cos no one really bothers about you,my dear CRAZYassCLOWN.) You need to stop thinking the WORLD is staring at you. You need to learn some ANGER management, your argument with your girlf has nothing to do with us. You need to learn some dress sense. You need to die, so you will reincarnate into someone much better looking, and not so mentally disabled. You need to stop being so ugly, and do more constructive things with your life please.

I heard your name is Elisha. Or whatever. I don't give a fuck. I think this motherfucker is very lucky today! Cos my dear Elvin is being gracious, (the usual Elvin would give his face a complete makeover!) Elvin can't really be bothered with such a retarded loser as well.

The joke was, he was actually YELLING even though we ignored him, and he STILL continued yelling. This shows he has no life, not much attention given by others, ugly, gross, stupid, very ugly, dense, don't know that we are actually ignoring him & useless.

USELESS. Next time don't use mouth to shout shout shout only la hor, want then walk towards us okay? Then maybe ask for a fight or something, then maybe I will still have a little respect towards you. Don't just use your bloody mouth. Thanks loser.

Bye, I hope you die soon. A pity your girlfriend is such a nice person. A pity really. Love is blind, indeeed.

*

YAY!YAY!YAY!
Seeing my favourite person tomorrow. HEEHEE.

Materialistic Love & True Love,
which would you really choose?

Think carefully.

I was listening to this Li Sheng Jie song on the radio, "Chi Xin Jue Dui", and I got reminded of my very sad past. YES, my very sad past. Unrequited love, you know. I think unrequited love is stupid, and no one should be sad over unrequited love, however, I was one hell of a sad bitch for 2 years over unrequited love, so.... I am a big loser. Really, if the person you loveeeeee alot doesn't like you, THEN MOVE ON. There is absolutely NO POINT in this bloody senseless thing called WAITING. "I'll wait for you always." IS NONSENSE. I might be a little biased cos I waited 2 years and MORE but nothing happened, so hahahhaa, of course I will be very anal about this waiting thing. So, please wake up, anyone who is thinking of waiting for that special someone, wake up. I missed alot of chances to be with alot of other pple :( , and I lost trust in guys. And I treated all my ex-es meanly. I am so bad. I shall hope time is reversible and treat all my ex-es nicely.

I really don't know why was I so stupid last time. REALLY. (STUPID GHEETING & MENNY LA!!!) Never ask me wake up. Oh.. they were busy with their waiting shits too. HAHA. No wonder they didn't think I was stupid, they were equally dumb toooo! HEEHEEHEE.

You know... I once promised myself never to get hurt by this loserish thing called LOVE ever again... And sigh. What am I doing to myself now.. Really.

My back is soooo painful! :(

Please make my menses come soooon.

I am whining and whining and whining.

Life is being a motherfucker.

I am a happy girl now! Elvin came over for dinner(it was soooo yummy),my granny cooked some potato dish, onion eggs, some pork meat, and spinach! ALL MY FAVOURITE! YUMYUM. And we played PSP after that. He played my black one, and I was playing my red one, and we combined forces in Metal Slug. FUCKING FUN. REALLY. WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIFE. We are great fans of PSP, so... YAY! We are called the PSP couple from now on.

3 years later......

"And now, the PSP couple of the century goes to... Elvin & Joei!"

Okay, school was fun. I got caught for my hair colour, almost got sent home. =/ Now I shall refuse to go to school tomorrow cos the amount of essays piling up and with LSL chasing me for my hair, I shall blatantly refuse to go to school.

Life is good and happy now.

YAY! I deleted a loser off my friendster, and my msn. HE IS A LOSER REALLY. GROSS AND VERY GROSS. :) I love you Elvin ! Thanks for enlightening me on how loserish can a person be. XIEXIE to the max.

I bought myself a Princess biscuit today, SUPER NICE TO EAT. Got free magnets also. HEEHEE, shall be my snack from now on. YIPPEEEE.

Mental note to self:Must meet Gheeting&Menny for dinner(again)(soon)(promise)

Another long long week in school.
My mummy is in Hongkong+China.
My daddy will be going over to ShangHai next Sunday.
Poor Joei.

Thanks all of my favourite friends for helping my cuzzie out at the Wessex Village Square. It was fun cos me and Purani got to drive a buggy, for real. And, I spent $58 on a necklace. Hardcore. But I like it alotalotalot.

:)

I love that guy called Elvin Si.

YAY! More new games in my PSP, I love Robson korkor to the max.

I wanna go on a holiday. WEEE.

JOEI SAY I AM A LOUSY BLOGGER..















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Hello everyone. Guess who am i? haha.Oh. I AM XIAO GAROUPA.Sian 1/2 today go school fight with teacher sia.Cannot stand the knn teacher dont know Y a;ways find me tai ji..fuck cb.. people nv do anything then scold people..knn.. MYSELF go die..then the TAN CHU KEAT call my parents come school and want to expel me.sian dont know y my mother go beg him dont expel me lor..ccb.monday going to get 4 stroke from the cb keat..fuck him man.sian 1/2..

By: Not Joei. Don't worry. Joei has a life. A much better life in school.

Hectic day in school doing ARTSY stuffs, fun when doing it with my favourite pple. :) I was the world's stressest person today. ;( I swear I was so PMSing badly.

I was saved by Gheeting's& Menny's presence in the evening. Had yummy dinner and talked. YAY! Got fetched home, weeee. Thanks, heng ah. Cos my bag + lappy is the world's heaviest combination ever. Thanks Gheeeting.

My name is _oei. You can add any alpabets to it. Like Woei, Loei, Moei, Boei, and more..

!#$%^&*

I went home, tired and everything.
AND I AM SO FUCKING IRRITATED NOW.
Some pple are just so fucking evil.
CANNOT PACIFY ME ONE.
ITS OKAY.
I already said I am a loser on the road or when it comes to directions, so why bother getting all anal about it each time you ask me a question and I can't answer you?! WHAT FOR?
ARGHHH. FUCK.
I AM TIRED AND MY BODY ACHES AND I HAVE TO FACE SUCH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
KNNNNNCCCBBBBB.
I officially want someone gay to be my boyfriend.
At least gays are nice kind sympathetic pple.

AND WTF I SHOW U ATTITTUDE?!
I SCOLD YOU?!
FUCK.
PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL HIM I AM TRYING MY FUCKING UTMOST BEST TO NOT BE THE USUAL BITCHY GIRLFRIEND ALREADY. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW FUCKING NICE I TRY TO TREAT YOU. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

I AM FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ANNOYED.

FUCK OFF NOW EVERYONE.

Ya lah ya lah, scold me all you bloody want lah. Ya ya correct I always show you attitude okay, I always SCOLD YOU. YESYES of course I always do that. I AM SO SORRY I CANNOT BE AS PERFECT AS YOUR EX-ES REALLY. Oh I forgot, they can satisfy you sexually, GOOD FOR YOY REALLY. ^^ YES, they treat you very nicely, like a fucking king/prince whatever. Yes they provide really good services like intercourse, blowjobs as well. YOU KNOW WHAT? I CANNOT YOU KNOW. THEN SOMEMORE I ALWAYS SHOW YOU ATTITUDE, THEN ALWAYS SCOLD YOU. ALWAYS MAKE USE OF U TO PICK ME AROUND, ALWAYS SPEND YOUR MONEY, ALWAYS THROW TANTRUMS, ALWAYS INSIST ON CLUBBING LA, ALWAYS BE STUBBORN.

Oh LOOK! So many negative traits about me! OH NO! So many negative traits still never mind you know, no positive traits AT ALL. Other than being a stubborn fucker (like you always claim), what else do I know how to do?! MAKE YOU ANGRY?! OH I AM SO SORRY, I APOLOGISE. I AM SORRY I CANNOT MAKE YOU HAPPY. SORRY I CANNOT BE YOUR SWEET LITTLE WHORE. SORRY HOR. ACCEPT MY APOLOGY ANOT?! ACCEPT?!





(sorry readers I cant believe i just ranted a whole lot of emotions there, sorry feeling really tired and fucked up right now.)

I want to go to Genting again!
I WANT TO!
Cold weather + Cool memories + Thrilling rides.
My fave place!

1.Honestly what color is your shirt?
- GREY.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- Why does my back hurt so much?

3. Honestly, what have u done yesterday?
- I went to pray my Ah gong, and met Elvin and his family for dinner.

4. Honestly, have you ever been in love?
- Of course.

5. Honestly, feeling anything unusual today?
- I prepared Maggi noodles for Elvin.

6. Honestly, is your heart still occupied?
- YES, very muchly.

7. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the fone?
- Elvin.

8. Honestly , are you jealous of somebody right now?
- NO. Never will.

9. Honestly, what makes you sad most of the time?
- When I get affected, or when I am PMS-ing.

10. Honestly, are you LOVING someone right now?
- YESyesYES of course.

11. Honestly ,what u don't want in life?
- Miseries, sex, Affairs, Sufferings, Death

12. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
- YES, alot of pple. And KACANGGGGG.

13. Honestly, plannings in near future?
- Be a tai-tai. Hardcore tai-tai.

14. Honestly, do you love someone very much?
- YES.

15.Honestly, does anyone like you?
- haha.haha.haha.

DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY

*Anger Section*

1. What do you do when you're mad?
- I eat&sleep&shop. Tothemax.

2 . What's the worst things you've done when you were mad?
- I vent my anger on pple, which is very rare.

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
- All the time. hahahahahahahaha. I am so mean.

4. Do you swear when you're mad?
- All the time too.

5. When was the last time you really cried?
- Last week! In school somemore. Purani, Anittha and Sylvia were scared stiff.

6. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Yup. I am gay.

7. What usually makes you cry?
- MOVIES, sad shows and songs. And when I am PMSy.

8. Are you normally a happy person?
- YUPPPPP.

9. Does being with your friends makes you happy?
- Of course x 10.

10. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
- duh. i am lying. i don't believe pple when they say such untrue things.

YAY. I will be having dinner with Gheeting & Menny on Wednesday!
I SHALL NOT BACK OUT. *promise*
Because Gheeting said..

so stucked. says:
whoever backs out, is an asshole and the 2 others have the rights to post even grossier pics.

HAHAHAHHA. Joke. Menny & Gheeting are very traumatised by their pics, so leave them alone okay. so funny, so so so funny. Now I can totally ask them for a ransom, otherwise I will post more terrifying pics.

This will be a very very busy week for me. Lots of things to be done, but its alright, my sweetest bestest friends will be going through it with me. Love THEM! :) Muacks.

Ohmygod, I just realised tomorrow would be the 8th of April.. that means....
A special day for me and my sweeeeeeetheart.
Yippeee Dupieee DOOO.
& I'd rather have bad times with you, than have good times with someone else!
MUACKS.

BUSYBUSYWEEK.

I need some Kbox with Dyan and Ziyan SOON also!

BOOOOOOOOO!
Did it scare you totally? HAHAHAA.
The pictures later will scare you all even more.
(now I know why Elvin ignores me in the past.)
NOW I KNOW!!!!!!

Okay, lets present some scaryness.
(Gheeting & Menny will kill me hardcore)


TADAH! Menny and Me.
:)


Gheeting the FLUT.
:)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We used to hang out at Void Decks ALOT. Alot.


And some of the loserish things we do there.
I don't smoke, its not even lighted. Jon's one is though.


On our way to meet Menny and friends for some haunted experience.


Dye our hair GOLDEN day.
Me and Gheeting dyed our FRINGE GOLDEN.
Menny dyed her whole head GOLDEN.
GOLDEN IS SUCHA COOOOOOL COLOUR.
I wanna dye it that way again!
Teeheehee.

And.. the Ah lian.


Menny is such a hardcore Ah Lian. TO THE MAX really.
And I look like some Fat Retard of the Century.


BUT, I am cool now!(I hate the specs.)

My cousin's bike. I didn't know it was called Honda SP, so when pple ask me what bike he has, I will say "Yellow colour one lor". He has a cooler bike now, I love it. Its white and faster now! Its called a Spex 3 now. WEEHEE.

Ohmygod, if you spot carefully, you will see many many monkeys.

SOOO CUTEEEEE.

NExt, are 2 pictures, the first one drawn by Elvin Si, second one by me.

So, ya take a loookkk.

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..

....

READY?

I am very disturbed by the way he drew me.

Very very disturbed.

The MOLE is very irritating.

Xiao Elvinnnn. Xiaonoob. XiaoVIINZ. Xiao HURTS. XIAOLANJIAO.

:) Elvin says it looks exactly like him, I agree.

And he agrees that I look like a man in the picture, thanks Elvin.

To sum up my day on Friday:

1. Purani thinks I am troublesome.
2. Purani thinks I am VERY troublesome.
3. -i forgotten really- Oh, I think it is Sylvia who ignores me when she plays Bomberman.
4. Renuka thinks I am very gross.
5. Purani thinks I am annoying and refuses to help me take my bag cos she says I am very troublesome.
6. I got my PSP! hahahahaha. Thanks ElvinSi.
7. I missed an outing with 4E4. :(
8. I went out hardcore and came back late.
9. We went to a cemetery.
10. I couldn't sleep when I came back cos I was so scared.

Going out now, BYEBYE!

Another conversation (about the same person):


ziyan ; says:
eee

ziyan ; says:
pic 7 sucks

ziyan ; says:
the name ___ sux

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
LOL

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
is she chio?

ziyan ; says:
her hair is ugly rly.

ziyan ; says:
to me shes not

ziyan ; says:
she got jus some plain jane face know

ziyan ; says:
and her hair is rly ugly

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
oh well, but still she had sex pls

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
i didn't even have sex before

ziyan ; says:
aiyos.

ziyan ; says:
guys have sex oso dont see the face one

ziyan ; says:
off light

ziyan ; says:
see what?

ziyan ; says:
just fuck lorh

ziyan ; says:
even if your face kan pua UGLY

ziyan ; says:
they also want fuck

ziyan ; says:
cos free sex who dont wan?

ziyan ; says:
so darling, you're not a loser


ziyan ; says:
fuck!
ziyan ; says:
she is the bitch isit?

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
ya

ziyan ; says:
EEEEEE!

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
imagine her giving a blowjob

ziyan ; says:
gross la

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
ohmyfuckinggod

ziyan ; says:
walao

ziyan ; says:
i dont know how ***** can stand it

ziyan ; says:
mus be he wear some mask or smth?

ziyan ; says:
den jus let her suck, so he is shiok

ziyan ; says:
fuckfuckfuck!

(there is more, but some censorship is needed. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. Don't worry no names given, so no one would be harmed in this process. I am just trying my very utmost best to act nice. I am not that nice actually one.)

A little something to share cos I was online and I decided to let someone see some nice hot wild sexy beast:

*name censored to protect identity* says:
ahaha wth okay

*name censored to protect identity* says:
she is fugly

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
REALLY?

*name censored to protect identity*says:
she has a FAT FACE

*name censored to protect identity* says:
ugly hair

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
see

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
thats why i love u

*name censored to protect identity* says:
HORRIBLE SMILE

*name censored to protect identity* says:
and im only at photo 5

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
imagine her giving a blowjob

*name censored to protect identity* says:
my hair is standing,
yucks makes me hair stand!!

:) I love this person to the max. HEEHEE.

And to sum up my day:

1. Sylvia thinks I am not hot cos she says I don't have the qualities to be a prostitute.
2. Purani thinks I am not attractive cos I can't attract anyone at all.
3. Anittha thinks I am fat. Very fat.
4. Deepak thinks I am not chio.
5. Me and Elvin broke up, I AM NOT LYING AT ALL.(of course, but we are fine now.)

Okay, so this sums up my day. What a very depressing day really. I hate today. Sigh.

Sigh, body aching. Feeling affected. Failed relationship. Why are all the bad things happening to me?! :( Somebody's body is hurting and I can't do anything about it. I am so depressed. I shall just die really.

HAHAHA. Some people are really ugly. I cannot take it. I wanna gag and die just by looking at her. *okay i died* I am very sure my friends are gonna agree with me on this! AS USUAL.

Anyway its a known fact that all ex-boyfriend's current gf or ex-gfs are ugly. YES UGLY AND FAT AND UGLY. (according to my circle of friends) If you don't agree with me, you are a loser.

But some are just beyond ugly. Hahahaha, I am being so bitchy. No I don't mean to be bitchy on purpose, I am sorry but I just can't help it okay. Hahaha, I need bitch talks NOWNOWNOW! I shall get Menny and Gheeting to Macdonalds with their lappy and force them to see her. And then they will gag and die. So both of you, please lets meet. pleaseIbegbothofyou.

I am yearning for a body massage. BADLY.

By Sylvia, Purani and me! I think it looks pretty niceeee.


Bake cookies day, I wore the apron Elvin took for me from the hospital. Hahaha.


:)


Okay if you see carefully, my fingers are being handcuffed by Purani and Anittha, with me carrying the offence of "Causing too much distraction with my smile" or something like that. Hahaha.

I am having so much fun with my Candy Machine really. Its causing us so much laughters. On April's Fool, all my tricks on others failed miserably. Oh well.

This is so disturbing. People are typing weird things in google and coming to my blog. Popular ones are "Gheeting", "Melanie Kacang", "gheeting&hl", "Kacang", "owowao", "oh my bloody fucking god". So strange.

Facebook stuffs.

Dyan has gone wild with you. (of course darling..)

Jai Providentiel thinks you are Most Likely To win the BFA (Biggest Face Award)!!!

Jai Providentiel thinks you are Most Likely To Fall Asleep Anywhere at Anytime

Dyan Goh thinks you are Most Likely To See the Good in (Almost) Everyone

Dyan Goh thinks you are Most Likely To Love Animals So Much it's Scary

Priya Blabla thinks you are Most Likely To Love Good Food. Yum.

Valerie Melissa Anthony thinks you are Most Likely To stare at hamsters ALL DAY!

Luv Joei thinks you are Most Likely To hold a record for the longest sleeping hours.

Ziyan Tay thinks you are Most Likely To Say Something Perfectly Innocent and Sound Dirty

My top superlatives voted by my friends are: Most Likely To Get Out of Trouble by Smiling, Most Likely To Make me Laugh, Most Likely To Dance the Night Away, Most Likely To Party Like a Rockstar, Most Likely To Overdose on Sushi & Most Likely To Be Best Friends Forever.

Haha, I miss my Facebook days somehow. They were so fun and entertaining, and I could spend a whole day on Facebook. I have no life last time really.

Okay, I am happy, I am getting a Red PSP!!! I love Elvin Si De Zhi, he is sooooo nice! YAY!

Okay, I am tired, body aching. sian tomorrow got PE, and the teacher is gonna join my team again.. AAAAA.