hahahahha. it was an uber fun day in school.


joei & sylvia


the pornstars. hahaha.


EMO.


the pornstars part 2.


i look most decent.


sylvia: "this is super pornish."


AAAA.


we HEART each other can.

credits to PURANI, for being such a wonderful and patient photographer. she gave us so many nice poses and patiently turn the thing here and there to make it "brighter", thanks a million dearie, and thanks to dyan and sylvia for being such fun pretty pple.


hehe, the Husky is at my house now, its super active can.
i've so many injuries! and its so huge.
im all alone at home now,
gheeting and melanie will come later.

sigh. im feeling EMO now.

I need to say this.
After much consideration.

I can't forgive you, I can't.
As much as i want to, i really cant bring myself to trust you again. yes i know you will say i did you wrong too, you are not TOTALLY in the wrong, i WAS wrong initially when i had small little flings here and there. BUT, i changed, totally. after our breakup, i bet you are damn envious of Thomas rite, cos i so did not cheat on him. Why? Because i fucking changed. I felt that flings were a big NO-NO in my life. and what bout you? you found yourself not only 1, but 2 girlfriends. Just as i was so about to go back to you, you were attached to TATTOO GALZXS. like i care, seriously. my heart so died that time. really. and whats with the excuse of "I THOUGHT i could forget you."

and den therefore you can use other girls to fill the VOID in your heart? wtf please? ok i admit those girls are fugly, but the least you can do is don hurt pple rite. so you think u are the most desirable thing on earth? gosh.

And to think u told someone that "I was holding on to you, i don wanna let you go"

And now, I need to tell you, you WERE the one i loved, the one i cried for, the one who fuckingly broke my heart, and den i was OKAY, and you had to make your APPEARANCE in my life again. and just as i was bout to go back to you, YAY! you had TATTOO GALXZS as your girlfriend. so sweetttttt.

I know you will say i had my faults too and all, but thats all in the past right? after our breakup i totally HAD ZERO AFFAIRS MAN. ZERO! ZERO can! but you..... sigh wadever.

Ya la ya la, i noe u very desirable. very hot, tattoo artist, so cool wad rite.
alot of girls like wan rite. den just fucking GO.

Zhiwei is my friend, and i will ALWAYS be talking to him.

So what if we get back together?
I will still be very affected by the past.
I will be very disgusted with you because you totally had 2 girlfriends ALREADY, and you probably fucked them already too.
I will still be hanging out with Zhiwei.
I will still not show you care&concern (LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY)

Whats the point then?

Please, i did not hold you back, i wouldn't want to anyway.
Just move on with your life and go flirt around more k.

I loved you, i know i did.
too bad your chance is now over.

i wish we could be like robson korkor and joyce jiejie, back together after 7 years maybe? hahahahaa. 7 years! ya 7 years but definitely not now.

So move on k. Lets not get stuck in the past.
Be wise and stop wasting time and money on girls.
Focus on ur education and career.
You have a bright future if you can stop all your flirting.

I know we'll still be friends. always and always.

hahahahaha i realised those two gay bitches have blogged bout our night together at melanie's house. whahahahaha, i swear it was the funnest day of my life, (ok not life, it was the funnest day of my week)

firstly, i need to say, i love Melanie & Gheeting
TO THE MAX.

and i would love to add that i hate HATE LongJohn.
so FROSS. FrOSS!

so they met up first and i reached later,
and, they forced me to eat LJS.
but its quite nice.
considering i keep opening up my mouth and letting them see whats inside my mo0uth and claiming that our salivary amylase and enzymes work wonders. and stealing both of their fries. and BURPING out loudly. yay! i didnt say Excuse Me. im so proud of myself.

heeheehee.

den headed to NTUC, both of those losers love NTUC, they always buy potato chips and scare me. i swear its gross. anyway we played Find-the-word game, gheeting started it by asking us to find the word "LOR MEE", ahahaha, i found it first. den i asked them to find the word "URBAN VISUAL", hahahha, they are LOSERS. took 3 years to find it. and guess where URBAN VISUAL IS? guesssss! its on my bag. whahahahahha.

losers.

so they bought potato chips and went to melanie's house,
talked and talked for a long timeee.
to the max.
about everything.
thats why i love them, cos i can just talk bout anything,
without worrying about anything at all.
although the amount of FUCKs, SLUTs, BITCHs, WHOREs, NABEHs, CHEEBYEs we use is enough to generate a tsunami, its still so fun.
i loveeeee you girls.

and guess wad, they are so coming over to sleepover tonight!
yay! so happy! love sleepvers at my house.
so happy .

and guess wad they are gonna get me for my bday pressie.
WTF. its like a super cool present, gheeting says it will be the most luckiest present if i receive it. whahahhahahaa, if i get it, i will blog bout it till you all die!

ok im not free now, if u wanna see wad melanie and gheeting write bout me, please kindly go to their blog,
GHEETING

and if u all wanna read melanie's blog, go to gheeting's blog, she got link her.

i swear both of their posts on "The day we met, Wednesday"
IS FUCKING HILARIOUSLY HILARIOUS.
go read, go on.

hahaha now for the post everyone's been waiting for.
(ok i noe u all hate it)

Joei's birthday wishlist!

1. Transformers merchandise (anything will do!)
2. Stewie's stuffs (i love Stewie to the max!) *hello dyan. HAHA.
3. Spongebob stuffs.
4. Bird's nest, (hahahha)
5. a lifetime supply of CHICKEN SKINS! (yay!)
6. a bigBIGbig hug & kiss from everyone.

okay, easier for you guys rite, ESPECIALLY PURANI. she forced me to do it.

okay, actually i should be satisfied with my life, yupp. i should! i have everything i need, and the present my parents gimme is like way awesome, GOSH! can anyone guess what they are gonna gimme? heehee, no its not a doggy, im only getting one at the end of this year. so guess wad awesome present did they get for me? omg! its truly an 18th birthday pressie to the max.

this is zhiwei's maple char.
this is ugly, he looks better in game.
when i have a better pic of him wearing the dark galaxy
den i put it up again.
LVL 10x. FINALLY.
iuvjoei, in game Iuvjoei.
okay congrats, sorry never MEGA you.
i dowan waste my cash.


FUCK.
when i start out a post with FUCK, it means im stressed.
im so troubled!
really troubled!
the amount of household chores i have to do is 3zillion.
i wanna die, i dread going home each day.
im faced with so many chores, i think i can quit bein a student.
and be a full-time maid.
sigh, my life sucks, doesn't it?
how come others can enjoy life not doing household chores,
and why the fuck must i do household chores.
why why why.
i hate my life.
its so fucking gay.

i wish i could die. like now. like i don give a flying cheebye fuck wad i leave behind in this motherfucking world anymore. i just wanna die and disappear and live life in some other universe. i just hateHATEhate this fucked up place. get it?


and i so need to fucking do something to make myself feel better.
i noe some pple are gonna get very anal bout wad im gonna do.
but i just fuckingly need to fucking do it.

and to the CHIJ girl who stared at purani & sniggered,
fuck you whoever you are and i hope your eyes rot by tomoro.
and i hope ur nipples grow maggots and they munch on ur breasts.
stare stare stare, stare ur mother's eyes out la, loser.
what a total bitchy gross piece of shit. eee.

anyway, sylvia i love you no matter what k. :)
BFF. hahaha.

and yay gheeting is so back. fromhongkong. yay!
presents time.

and melanie, oko i will try to meet u guys, love you pretty.

sigh, when will i have the time to put up my wishlist?

OMG. this fucking gaybar bitch is a STALKER.
and when i say STALKER, i mean STALKER.
totally to the fucking highest max.
its like WTF can.

love_is_chemical_romance@hotmail.com
97476823

he is gay. please call him and scold him can eric!
eric is like good at doing such stuffs.


The HaRd KnoCKz Of LifE sAys: who want to play mahjong jio me!!~~ says:
FUCK YOU BITCH

The HaRd KnoCKz Of LifE sAys: who want to play mahjong jio me!!~~ says:
SUCK MY DICK

The HaRd KnoCKz Of LifE sAys: who want to play mahjong jio me!!~~ says:
SUCK MY DICK 10 HUNDRED TIMES

how many times will my heart beat before it stops? says:
wow, you don have any.

argh hes so gay, wads his problem
just bcos he asked me out and i REJECTED him and den he MUST lidat scold, so gross. gross grosssssssss. just bcos i asked zhiwei to tell him i dowan talk to him he must message me "Fuck you bitch" so gross and gay can.


anyway, my transvetite voice is alrite already, went to the hospital for 2 fucking jabs. i died. yes everybody i died a death. i am resting in peace now. and something unfortunate is that im allergic ALL painkiller. ALL. so next time after any operation like giving birth or sewing up any parts of my body, if its painful, i don't have any PAINKILLER to eat! whahahahaha. siao liao la, i will pain until i die can. last time is eye swollen, now is THROAT swollen. i wanna die man.

sigh, i cried bcos Kacang have a small little lump pimple on the top of her eye. i cried like a fucker. like as though theres no tomoro. gosh. i need to spend more time with her now bye bye.

yay! im lvl 60! finally can wear nice clothes!

i look so nice with my new nice clothes!

thanks x 10 million , Hoe Zhi Wei

yes i noe u are reaching lvl 100 soon.

and i'll definitely NOT mega you.

i dowan waste my money.

shit, i can't breathe well lately.

i dunno why but i just can't breathe.

and my menses is here.

its hurting my tummy badly.

how to study for history lidat.

ok meeting sylvia & purani later.

OH YA! had so much fun with the girls yesterday.

sylvia,purani,priya&annittha.

ate Turkish food, it was sex.

and took neoprints at FarEast.

so now u can proudly say.

you: "yay! i had so much fun at a Club!"

some other pple: "which club?"

you: "The Print Club!"

ok i apologise for not being funny,

it was funny to me yesterday.

must see my face when i do it,

it'll be funnier.

OMG, I LOVE MELANIE TO THE MAX.

SHES SO PRETTY!!!

bcos she got me a Transformer poster!

see? thats why i love her.

i cant wait to give her a French Kiss and strip her!

oooohh.. yea...

(yes and i still cant breathe and my heart area hurts!!!!)

hahhaa its so cute, i love Stewie so so much. gosh.
Some pple are just so fucking talented.
i'll never have the talent to draw Stewie.

i would like to say that i love melanie too! like alot. shes pretty, slim, sexy, ahlian-nish, wads there not to love about her? since i was sec 2, been telling her shes pretty and i love her ONLY for that fact. whahaha, i'll always love u too darling!





anyway, i watched Transformers for the second time !
yay! at marina Square.
again ! and i'll be watching it the 3rd time too. gosh.


im so into Transformers.
im gonna buy the figurines.
i love them sooooo much.
im becoming to tomboy-ish.
but Transformers is sucha nice movie!


its the SEX.


really.


I LOVE AUTOBOTS!
LOVE!!!!!!!!!!


FUCK!!!! I AM MISSING IT ALREADY!
I CANT WAIT FOR MY EXAMS TO FINISH TO WATCH IT THE 3RD TIME!!
AND MAYBE 4th TOO!!!!
NEEENAAABEHHHHHHHHH.

i'm an Autobot.
Please call me Joei the Autobot.
My transformer name is..... BOTTY cookies.
does it sound robotty in any way?
BOTTYcookies.
cookies the BOTTY.


i.am.crazy
i.am.actaully.in.love.with.Transformers.
i.am.crazily.in.love.with Transformers.


sorry purani & sylvia for "vangadeh mangama-ing" u guys.
but im not embarrased bout saying i LOVE Transformers.


(oh ya i just watched the cartoon version)
(oh ya im going to buy the Transformer toy bcos i just saw the advertisement on Kids Central (birthday hint!))

okay OMG.
watched Transformers and i SWEAR its the bestest show on earth!
i've never liked any movie like that before.
im thinking bout it day and night,
im having sleepless nights just by thinking bout it.
(okay its only been a night)
but omg! i miss it so much.
im gonna catch it again! and maybe the 3rd time!
and 4th.. 5th.. 6th..
it will just go on and on!
i really really love it alot!!
i can memorise wad they say even can.
"Autobots, roll out"
"Decepticons attack"

OMG! its really nice,
please go watch it.

i tot it was gross initially, cos i hate robots,
but after realising robots were so sweet,
now i love them.

okay im going to the Toy department and look at those robots.
i wanna buy an Optimus Prime or any other Transformers robots!
(birthday hint!)
omg i lovelovelove Transformers so much.
yay im gonna watch it again.
and im gonna download it and watch AGAIN.
and im gonna get the dvd and WATCH AGAIN.
OMGGGGG.

** we're not called best friends forever for nothing sweetie, joei&gheeting don come easily you know. pple don call us lesbians for nothing also. haha, omg! u are going to hongkong soon. and u will be back before my birthday! hurray!

The Psychiatrist is in says:
joei no one is born hideous, everyone's beautiful, it's their character and personality that determines whether they're beautiful or not, and you are, never say they're hideous cause you're not.

so sweet. im gonna melt and die in a car crash.
melts & die.. ohh yea.
okay that sounds more like an orgasm.

this is before i lvled.

after i lvled.
i'll change my hat to some Seraphis or i dunno wad.
when i've enough lvl to do so.

hahahaha. im so gay with my gayness!
thanks Doris! thanks for helping me lvl.
:)

i didn't play maple AT ALL man, really.
is Doris help me lvl wan.
thanks a million.

blog next time! byebye!

**gheeting, i suddenly found our chinese garden pics in my mummy's lappy. OMG. i swear we look like the grossest piece of shit on earth. and my daddy & his fren stall, if u want, tell me, i send you.

**melanie, after my exams we'll meet and play find-the-word games in ur rooms okay.

yay! :)
i've finally a brand new e-mail addy.
and its a gmail account, do not know how to use it yet.
BUT, at LAST!! at LAST.......
pple will not laugh at me for my gay email addy,
which i used since PRIMARY 4.
whenever i say or write out cutie_joei@hotmail.com,
pple just laugh and tease me bout the CUTIE.
its getting gross.
therefore, its joei.cookies@gmail.com
is it gmail.com? i think so.
SOUNDS PROFESSIONAL rite?!?!
joei.cookies@gmail.com ..
OMG!
no more laughters and teasings from pple!!

:)

i dislike pple who think their maple acc is VERY precious.
and refuse to share!
ITS OKAY.
>=(
gosh, just as i thought u were like nice.
damn you!

i do not like to associate myself with SELFISH pple.
bye.

hahahaha, :)
im so happy i've great friends.
who reads my blog entry and den commenting
its really funny and all.
i love them. this shows that , my entries are funny.
(okay not THAT funny, but funnier den....
the 14-year-old-loser-who-likes-to-find-KORs-in-maple)
hahaha.
no, you don see her frens writing bout
how her blog makes them laugh their ass off.
OH I FORGOT, one of my "friend" is her no.1 blog supporter,
how can i ever forget that.

ok so u guys gotta take a look at gheeting's latest entry.
its so funny.
bcos its bout me. hahaha.i'll provide u guys with the link.
JUST CLICK ON HER NAME.
GHEETING DARLING

yea. and.. im laosai-ing like a motherfucker now.
like as though i've never laosai in my life before.
its as watery as water.
its gross.

okay my birthday is coming in a month's time.
its time for me to put up a birthday wishlist.
my dajie says i never fail to put up one on my blog always.
AHHAHA.

alritey, talk to you guys soon.
hmm, why don't i "CHOING maple" now.
opps, i forgot, i can't play maple
cos i haven download the patch.
yay gonna be lvl 75 soon!
LEVEL 75 OKAY!
CHEEBYEEEE!!
fucking excited.
sorry for being too overly excited.
sorry for the CHEEBYE.
SORRY!

oh shit, haven blog bout my day
with my class helping out the elderly!
met up with purani at BukitBatok
and laughed when i saw her with SHORT hair.
funny to the max la, i missed her like mad! finally saw her!
:D yay.
saw sylvia at the busstop with __
and den headed off to eat MACs.
(see? when i say i eat MACs,
and when loser-14-year-old-girl says she eats MACs,
the impact is that, pple do not care wad she eats,
BUT pple will more likely care bout wad I eat.
thats the BIG difference between a loser who goes to maple to find KORS,
and a girl who plays maple and DO NOT FIND KORS,which is me)
ok back to topic
its like so fun can.
i learnt how to make BA ZHANG.
and me&sylvia get to take our own ba zhang home!
it was fun. we gave them deserts and all.
they love us alot! i can see that.
hahahaa, and we'll be going back there again soon.

me,sylvia,purani,annitha,valerie,deepak,shirin,jana,nabiHALA
went to Little India to eat Komalas fastfood.
fucking expensive.
the Lassi so expensive. :( den so small cup.
and i would love to praise purani for her bravery!
i found a hair in the Vadeh me n sylvia was eating and..
i found a HAIR in it.
so i just wanted to take it out and put it away
but purani went to ask for a change!
and we got a new set! GOSH!
so cool, shes so nice. so brave.
i'll nvr have the courage to do that.
and me and sylvia decided to be bimbotic for the day.
so fun. to see the annoyed faces of everyone.
hahah LIKE TOTALLY. LIKE WADEVER. LIKE OhMyGod.
i love my friends. alot. way alot. till i wanna die.

:) okay see u guys soon. hugs&kisses.

in a dumbsite in Cambodia.


The HUGE fried cricket i tried to eat. its huge. gosh.

ok hello everybody, im in a splendid mood.
and therefore, would like to share a little something to you readers.
in any case if you are a first time reader to my blog,
please note that i do not BITCH bout pple in my blog,
okay, i RARELY bitch bout pple in my blog.
so, just to spice up my blog a little,
lemme share with u all a little interesting discovery.

hmm, bloggers.
i think if you wanna have a blog, the minimum requirement is that, it should be AT LEAST a little teeny bit interesting. like, so if pple read, they will wanna continue reading, and not just visit ur gay blog once, and leave and never ever read it again. AWW SO SAD. this is wad i call a failure blog. which comprises of mostly, wad i call worthless entries.

example of worthless entries include.. like wad type of FAST FOOD u eat for the day, [WTF??!?!!], if u eat some nice exotic food, like maybe oyster or yada yada, u blog bout it, its totally fine. if u blog bout u eating MACs, seriously, u can just go shut down ur blog immediatly la. another example would be, like the amount of steps u take just to reach ur gay door, or the amount of energy u take to bring ur ugly body to the toilet and stuffs like that. SERIOUSLY, i doubt anyone wanna know bout ur pathetic life u know. its like, why would pple wanna waste their precious time and strain their eyes? I WONDER.

OH OH OH! another thing, about the standard of English. GOSH. i mean, i know i do not have Perfect English, but the least i can do is make pple understand me. and i do not use SPASTIC words like "le lor", "de lor", "sian", "de mah", "think dao jiu sian", etc etc etc.
ITS GROSS! perfectly gross!
her sentences is like ..
"sleep bout 5+ hours NIA.."
"eat mac mah -.-" (wtf is with the gay face? i'll nvr know)
"*yawn* tmr fridae le lor"
"GIB so mani medicine wan faint GIB mi MC"
"___korkor,u big lamer^^,always bully me hor?!i =Pppp" (notice an "i" there?)
"ROAR!" [yes yes i know WTF.]

before i forget, shes grossingly CHEENA, no i've nothing against being CHEENA, im very CHEENA too, i listen to Chinese Emo Songs! BUT, if u speak in alien language in ur blog ah, SERIOUSLY, u gross me out totally. like type in chinese? like what the fuck is wrong with you?

OOPPPS! i forgot, poor girl is only like .. 14? aww, can't blame her for the lack of intelligence den. OH WAIT, do me and gheeting or melanie speak like that when we were 14? i highly doubt so. because we WOULD not and DO not blog bout our GAY loser lives. we lead exciting lives mentioning boon lian and all. hahhahaha.

hmmm, and would like to comment on her spelling errors. very serious. bcos when one wanna play maple crazily, in maple terms, we call it "chionging' maple. means just play like a fucker all day. like u have no life kinda thing. apparently, miss weirdo here spells it as CHOING maple. CHOING. "today no mood CHOING maple". WTF? please. such spelling errors should be obliterated. its fucking an eye sore. WAD THE FUCK IS CHOING! i need to know!

and hmmm, u know theres something called GODBROTHER, or in CHEENA terms called GAN KORKOR. wow. this girl is one hell of a loser. she goes to maple, and finds some random guy, and ask him like, "harlowzxxz hmmm, u wan be my kor?" I AM NOT LYING BOUT THIS! i called up the guy and asked him personally. i just wanna make sure ma. i don wanna make false claims in my blog. later she hurt how. :( pple 14 years old only u know. pple got GAN KORKOR wan u noe. me scared scared. shit im talking like her ALREADY. I mean, GAN KORKOR or godbrothers is SO yesterday. and i thought it should be a natural thing, why would anyone wanna have a korkor she never ever seen in her life before? GROSS. this is wad we call despo. hmm, and of cos, to the guy who accepted her as a MEIMEI(god sister), apparently, hes gotta be a despo too rite? because if i happen to be walking around maple and someone just come up to me and say "hey, wanna be my mei? wanna be my jie?" , i will show him/her my finger and walk away. or maybe, i'll just walk away. why would i wanna waste my time? why would i wanna be a loser and disgrace myself? why would i wanna be associated with NO LIFERS?

ok, because im joei and im not really DESPERATE to have godsisters/brothers.
and to the guy who actually accepted her as a godsis, TRIPLE YUCKS TO YOU.
i despise her loserish blogging skills, which apparently doesn't attract anyone, HEY WAIT, i beg to differ, someone actually tagged "halo mei! gd luck with ur blog, i be no.1 supporter!" WOW. hes so excited bout her blog. hmmm, wads there to support when shes not even up to a mediocre standard of a blogger. I WONDER. some pple just like to leave me wondering.

Sigh, i'll leave up her blog addy for you guys to take a sneak peek,
but i advise u not to, cos ur English will DETERIORIATE as how fast u can even say "WTF am i doing at this gay gross blog?!?!"

hahaha. seeing how dumb and how a person can have no life at all totally brightens up my day, makes me realised im so fortunate not to be like her. and of cos to the guy who is SUPPOSEDLY my friend, knowing he actually wanna be a no.1 supporter of her no-standard-at-all blog, makes me feels very ashamed of having him as a friend. and he actually called her "MEI" and they have not seem each other at all, and they know each other from maple, WTF x 1oo. I refuse to associate myself with someone who associates himself with someone so grossingly gross. I feel so horribly sad for my 'FRIEND'. eeew.
JOKE man JOKE!
Clap Clap Clap.

tsktsk. Be a blogger only also must be so loserish.
LOSER! _l_
please fucking die and rot under a decayed mushroom.
no one will give a fuck bcos u're like worthless.

hahahha sorry for this bitchy post!
but be glad u only get to see such posts once in every red moon.

yay my nails and new bag.
i am a very happy person when i've nice manicured nails.


hahaha capturing happy moments of my hands.


Prissy dear and me at some buffet thingy. the baby is so cute.


my darling fascinated with that thing.


so cuteeee.

its a really cute formation of i-dunno-what.


Me & Dajie - i love her ALOT can.


me & dajie AGAIN.


:)


Random. i see my Stripey's balls. ahahaha.


On the bus.


ooooh..


3 Aunties making drinks.


Daniel and me.


MY darling dajie and ME AGAIN.

BBQ pics. :)

just got back from 4E4's BBQ at Pasir Ris. realised that im always going to Pasir Ris for BBQs. just went there before my cambodia trip. and now im back there again with a different group of pple. anyway it was like so fun. hahaha. :) i love gatherings. i think gatherings are super cute. i love dajie and rachel. they are such nice friends i have. sometimes i think im really fortunate, to be blessed with special friends everywhere. sweet frens like joan, serene, priscilla, shihui, gheeting, melanie, sylvia, purani, o6a3 pple, 4E4 pple, 2E4 pple like xmark,and all. i love them all can. yupp.. and im still very tired to blog bout cambodia though i seriously want to. and, im going for a Ear Candling thingy tomoro, its said to relieve stress, cos im too stressed lately. therefore need to relieve it. makes perfect sense. yea..

and, my mummy just bought me Chivas Regal Whisky or whatever u call that. and i've like 5 Absolut Vodka at home. its like crazy. its like ididn't know i had so many gay alcohol at home. considering the fact that i do not like drinking. i think gheeting will go crazy at the fact that i have the latest Absolut Vodka 100. its like totally black, its like so expensive even though its at DFS. and my daddy n mummy bought me Vodkas when they came back from China too. I think Vodkas are the only alcohol i know of.. at the moment. other den wad Chivas, Tequila, i think the nicest bottles are Vodkas. agree rite gheeting. secret** i didnt know my daddy had a secret collection of SO MANY LIQUORS! omg. the amount of it in his collection is enough to fill the world's population of ocean. there is alot of Absolut Vodka la, gosh i didn't even know. I shall steal some next time. Till then.

I am going to sleep with my parents tonite. I hope they do not have sex.
Nitey.

thats the sweet guy who...... waited for me.......so sweeeet...
the other couple by the side is, is Sopheak and Zhiyang.

YAY! went for the aromatherapy seasalt wadever pedicure just now! my legs are happy, so happy they can complete a 21km marathon in 2 minutes. heehee. den headed over to godmummy's house to teach aloysious boiboi his English homework. poor kid. so many homework to do. primary 1 only can. i still haven got the mood to blog bout my cambodia trip. hahaha. sorry! and i realised im a bigbigbigBIGbigbig loser. i've not watched Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Carribean, Shrek 3 YET. omfg. im always the first to watch movies! :( and all these are no ordinary movies okay! they are blockbusters! and i still haven watched it!!!!! watch me jump to my death. yea and anyway, i bought Hostel 2 from Cambodia, anyone wants to watch, tell me i'll lend it to you. :) and, i cannot wait for my 4E4's BBQ tomoro! or is it the next day. not quite sure. yay! can bitch with dajie and rachel ! wooohoo. and a mental note to self is that i gotta meet up with melaniedarling and gheetingdearie before school starts.



♡ Kacang & Stripey.

i am back from cambodia.
i totally missed Kacang & Stripey till i wanna die.
i totally missed my dear sweet friends.
i totally missed my parents like hell.
i totally missed my bed.

&.. i totally missed Eang Chhan.
Cambodian guys are totally hot. heehee.

ok im too tired to blog, will blog soon alrite.
NEED to go for a spa pedicure soon.
i need to pamper my feet.

its 1.25pm now. its gonna be 4 soon, and i've to leave home to go to school. i'm very very very sad that i've to leave everything behind for 10 whole fucking days. cried when my mummy & daddy went out just now. :( all alone at home. i'll miss my hammies ALOT, one main thing i cannot and can never leave behind, oh no! i'm gonna die of missing them.. sigh. i love them lots.

and another thing, im not staying in a hotel when im in cambodia, it will be some random place where when u wake up, u'll see 3 frogs beside you, together with companion of lizards, beetles, bugs that no one ever seen before. i bet no one even come up with a name for these unknown bugs. sobs. i HATE insects. and THERE WILL BE MOSQUITOS! for frens that know me, they know i DETEST & DESPISE mosquitos, (i wish im black so they can't see me in the dark!) [hahah, sorry purani&the rest of my co.WILL MISS YOU!]

it will be a hot sunny place, yes hotter den singapore, the YMCA pple said there is ALOT of insects, like BIG locusts. FROGS, SCORPIONS, and spiders!(lots of them!), i'm gonna cry. seriously. I'm gonna coat and smear myself with lots and lots of INSECT REPELLENT! yay! if you happen to smell insect repellent in singapore, its me. don worry, its just joei in cambodia drowning in her 3 different kinds of insect repellent she brought there.

There will be no proper toilet facilities, there will be dirty toilets(i think!), and we've to wash them ourselves. i hope they have clean toilets (insect-free i hope!) BUTBUTBUT, know wad? the YMCA pple said frogs will jump out from the toilet hole sometimes. AAAAA. WHAT?! WHAT?! FROGS IN THE FUCKING TOILET? i tell you, if u feel singapore shaking at any time, don worry, its just joei screaming and jumping like a deranged motherfucker over at the cambodia toilet bcos some random frog or insect is inside it.

First time going abroad without close friends, without someone to depend on. I shall try to be independent for once then. I've Damark & Xiaomark & ShiHui during my NewZealand trip, now i've no one really really close. :( Its okay. some pple even go with strangers! so i shall relax.

My daddy asked me, "Will you get homesick?" hmmm. I will get hamster-sick. MY KACANG AND STRIPEY ah.. i lovelovelovelovelove you all. please be soft, healthy and cute during my demise to cambodia for 10 days. i promise to shower you with 324499 times of love that i've neglected you all. I miss my hammie darlings, my bed, my lappy, my phone!, my friends, my families. . . EH JOEI TAN! cmon la, you going for 10 days only. can stop acting like u going for 10 years anot?.

:(
Its hard parting. so so so hard.
I'll be all alone at night, all alone and cold......(might be hot&stuffy!)
No music for 10 days..
No proper baths.
SHIT! No grooming sessions.
When im back, i will go for my manicure & pedicure sessions IMMEDIATLY!
I don wanna get tanned! aaaaaa.

BUT, for the sake of volunteering, for the sake of the poor kids there, I WILL SURVIVE. I WILL SURVIVE. WILL. hey, and we're supposed to dance some hiphop dance there. how the fuck am i gonna ever learn? i seriously dunno how to shake sexily. i noe how to shake retardedly though. not sensually, sexually or sexily. only retardedly.

Yes, it will be fun there! really, to be able to help the kids, make them happy. such happiness comes from deep within the heart, the contentment is different. i like such happiness, its simple and sweet. maybe i'll be a changed person when i come back, i'll realise the beauty of simplicity.. i'll feel a simple life can be as happy too. YAY!

Okay, so.. I'll be back real soon. its only 10 days, 10 days.. joei tan, stop acting like u will be going for 10 years. 10 days will zoom past in a blink of 321847348 eyes. at least i've my PSP to tide over my sadness. My Sims 2!

Everyone take care alright. I miss all of you.
Hugs & Kisses.
Kacang & Stripey, i love you both.
My friends, see you all soon.

15th June- 4e4's chalet.
18th June- SG30 gathering at sentosa!

I've a strong feeling that despite me whining bout leaving singapore now, im very very sure i'll cannot bear to leave cambodia when the leaving time comes. The irony and contradiction of my life. Tsk tsk tsk. I will confirm cry when leaving there too. hahahahaha. really. Sentimental emotions. so gay. Hi, i'm so gay with my gayness.

alritey, gotta do a last round of checking. :)
BYE! see u all on the 12th.

I envy pple with pple to love them unconditionally.
with pple to love them wholeheartedly; AND NOT FLIRT.
I envy them!
=(

sorry gheeting darling!
i know u're at sengkang
but i've far too many things to do!
will meet up once i get back!
and please pass melanie her earpiece IF possible.
thanks sweetie. i love you.and her too.

HAHA, Pre-U Sem pple, remember the pervertic photographer.
I wonder why I've sucha face sometimes.
It makes me wonder why.
No one knows why either.
Makes me feel like a mutant.
But I can't help but keep doing it.
I think I'm gay. Shit.

So..
I'll be at CAMBODIA from the 3rd June to 12th June.
YESYES, i know u guys miss me.
(hahaha)
i'll be back in a jiffy, i promise.
I loveLOVElove doing Volunteer Work.
makes me feeeeeel goooood.
yea.... soooooo gooooooooodddd.
(kinky kinky)

hmmm, and oh ya.
The BBQ was a blast!
I slept! in the tent!
Sorry for the rest who didn't get a place. :(
I was tired.
It was FUN to the max though.
Then went to school and saw Renuka & Annitha AGAIN.
HAHA.
The food was fucking yummy.
LOVE it.
yayYAYyay for it.

:) :) :)

Ok, i love you all.

And i mustMUST tell u all that i loveLOVE missMISSSmiss my hammies,
Kacang&Stripey ALOT! love them loads.

I named my Sims 2 character "JoKa"
Guess why?
Because its a mixture of Joei + Kacang!
Jo Ka.
HAHAHAHA.
I'm so gay with my gayness.

(i love FAMILY GUY!! PLEASE go yutube to take a sneak peek)

i forgot to add,

FAMILY GUY IS FUCKING FUNNY TO THE MAX.

its the funniest funniest funniest thing on earth.
seriously.

just go youtube and type Family Guy.

Stewie is so so so so cutee. & funny.

thanks gheeting for intro-ing it to me. haha.

had lotsa funFUNfun lately.
:)
from sashimis, new topshop shoes, A BRAND NEW PSP OF MY OWN, hair cut + treatment that costs $140++, K-Lunch with gheeting, 2 new necklaces!, a new rainbow colored rubberband, staying over at godmummy's house with aloysious, factory production line in school for cambodia trip, preparation of BBQ at Pasir Ris, etc.

I'M HAPPY!

yay!

ooh, 18th June, SG30 outing to Sentosa! yippee, and we all hope to meet our special guest on the way.
yayYAYyay!

will be staying over at Pasir Ris Park today, BBQ! + thon-ning there.
very sure i'll end up sleeping though.
MUST BRING INSECT REPELLENT AH!!

(uploaded some pics into Multiply, please take a sneak peek)

and i missssssssss Pre-U Sem STILL!
i miss my kinky group members!

If I were blue, would you be there for me,
And whisper in my ears that's okay.
Would you stand by me,
Let me hold you tight,
And say you love me one more time.

If I feel good, would you slow dance with me,
And touch my lips with tender love and care.
Would you die for me,
Would you run with me,
And never look back.

Would you be there to love, to be with me ?
Would you swear that your love is always true ?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away ?

Would you be there to love, to be with me ?
Would you swear that your love is always true ?
Would you say that you'll always be the one,
to take my breath away ?

Would you be there ..



this song is bloody fucking sad.
from the 9 o'clock show. hear already will cry and die.
"Would You Be There" by Redwan Ali.
nicenicenice!

I miss pre-U sem so badly!
I miss the food! (the fried stuffs that killed me)
I miss watching 9 o'clock show there.
I miss watching them play Asshole Daidee, Bridge, etc..
I miss the SLOs.
I miss SG 30.
I miss my hostel room bed.
I miss how i enjoy bathing(like SaddiQ)
I miss sleeping in Parallel Presentations & Panel Discussions.
& waking up only to eat, and going back to sleep again.
I miss being laughed at.
I miss laughing at random things with SG30.
like 'Tiger Colin', 'kinky!', '(eunice's shoes)', 'SaddiQ's baths' &..
the list goes on!

I envy Sylvia,purani,Valz,Annitha they all la!
can bunk together in same hostel room.
YAY! our escapade is coming ! 31st May!
can't wait.

oh ya, going out with gheeting darling on Tuesday.
WEEWEEWEEE.

i miss Kacang & Stripey so so so much,
finally can smell it at last!

(uploaded Pre-U Sem's pic to MULTIPLY already)
go take a sneak peek if u guys are free.

To: All my Pre-U Sem Friends!

I'll try uploading the pics by Sunday.
Pleaseeee understand!
I'll try compressing ALL of them into a zipped folder or something.
:)
and i miss you guys LOTS already.

SG 30 , :)
Full of laughters!
will blog about all these soon.

currently feeling very very very sickly.
MAJOR sorethroat & Flu.
gross.
must be due to the excessive fried food there.
i am gonna miss the food times.
:(

and my room, my roomie, my sammie&lisze, the guys, the girls, the SLOs.
though they always laugh at/with me.

5 days ! seems long but its like freakin short now!
totally gone in less than 5 secs.
:(

Oh-my-fucking-god. What's that?
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oooh kinky.
I got bored so i took out a pantyliner & poured red ink over it.
but seriously, look like menses hor?
hahahaha, everyone in this world got tricked can.
whahahahahahahaa.
make me wanna laugh only.
okay u guys can relax now.
its just a picture, not blood, its red food dye.
used for making my valentines pressie for pple.
:)

trying out new fonts,
wonder how they will turn out.

Just realised that,
I WILL MISS MY HAMMIE DARLINGS SO SO SO MUCH!

Kacang & Stripey!
my baby baby baby sweeties.

Sorry I gotta leave u dearies for a week.

I bought lotsa lotsa food for u all rite!

LOVE YOU BOTH LOTS.

Kacang Stripey
(their names in Webdings)

i'll miss u both dearly.
hugs & kisses.

and my dear mummy&daddy,
and everyone else too.

I am happy i'll be spending so much time with sylvia & purani,
1 whole week at Pre-U Sem! with no lessons at all. yay!
but on the other hand, I feel so.... (i dunno how to describe also leh)
its like, theres this heavy feeling in my heart.
dunno why also, its not the heart pain heart pain kind.
but the kind where your heart goes heavy, gnawing feeling and all.
fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking gross.

and thanks for the many hearts! very sweet of you.
thanks x 10 million.
and thanks for introducing Tau Kay Noi to me.
its like super addictive.
heh heh heh.
but Tomato flavour is gay!
eeeee. where got nice?
i think Original flavour is much better.
hahha, and me & shirin (my partner-in-crime)
is gonna try out the Tempura Tau Kay Noi soon! :)

I wish I had no friends sometimes.
I dunno why, I just feel that it would be better in a way or so.
I'd rather have no friends.
Really.
I hate this gay feeling, hope it goes away soooooon!

sighhh.

:)
a smiley day.
a happy day!

came back from dinner with parents.
ate at some Sharks Fin place!
>=(
totally against killing sharks for their fins!
TOTALLY!!!! >=(
cruel!
(but veryvery nice to eat.....)
theres scallop balls,PEKING DUCK(YUMMY!!!),and yampaste!
Shiok-ness.

yay! bought so mnay things today!
thanks thanks zhiwei!
and, bought myself many manythings.
weeheeee.

and ONYX won cheerleading, happy!
:)
congrats Garnet for Winning House though.

eventful day,
with Komala Villas, yumyum,
vegetaBLE Briyani, so nice!
super good waiter, love him!

and purani&sylvia!
loves them!
:) First Aider for Sports Day.
the amount of time we run here run there,
can amount to 313778 km .
hahahahaha.
den keep give pple laugh!

PRE-U SEMINAR,
will be in NTU from 21st to 25th May.
Don't miss me!
hahaha.

yay! 1 whole week with sylvia,purani,valerie,annitha.
:) and my Pre-U Sem friends.
LALALA.

JOEI IS A JOEI..
JOEI IS A JOEI..
JOEIIII IS A TROLLEY..
JOEI IS ON A TROLLEY~~
JOEI GETS OFF THE TROLLEY~~~

hahahahahha, the song that xiaomark korkor SANG THROUGHOUT the cam journey can. me,gheeting & melanie died of laughter. he made a medley of his songs, from this Joei is a Trolley, to Tsunami Came, and CheekyPotatoRice, and some other random songs. DAMN FUNNY! recorded it in my phone, wah we seriously made the cab damn noise. been damn long since i laughed so hard. and now the gay song that Xiaomark JUST composed in the cab is stuck in my head, "Joei is a Joei..... Joei is a trolley...." Yes, we died of laughter.

day was fine, cos me & sylvia was stressed out over GPP, hope things will get alot better man, prays hard. went to town and purani & sylvia so sweet can, they asked me eat food cos they noe im terribly superbly hungry to the max till i wanna die. love them so so so much! then went to try white long sleeve clothes, don suit me again! we played around with fragrances which killed us after awhile. then headed to Toa Payoh, we booked our BBQ pit liao! so happy! :)

talked to sylvia when purani went home to take her lappy, nice talk darling girl, don be sad ah! love you, and then gheeting, melanie, albin, nicholas, raymond, DAmark & XIAOmark came and i had to leave for DAmark's bday celebration.

Headed to a restaurant called The Vine Restaurant, took alot of pics, and we all died of laughter, we all agreed that we have NOT laughed so hard and seriously for sucha long long time already! every single thing we say or do is hilariously funny can. haha, like "YOUR MAMA IS A WHORE!" (together with the movement!) or the "XI NU AI LE" (with funny faces).

I swear we'll die of laughter if we hang out too much. gave DAmark his pressie, which we all died laughing, cos we gave himj gay stuffs, like Pokemon deck cards, Naruto card games, Some badge, Some keychain, A torchlight, Aeroplane game, Stickers, Striker, NEcklaces, and comes with a "DA LI PAO!"(translated from chinese to english means Big Present Packet)

HAHAHAHAHA! should see the look on his face when he received this pressies, all these useless nonsense but so funny pressies, den came the REAL one, a card we made for him, damn nice can. credits to melanie & gheeting, so creative.not called art students for nothing indeed.

den sang birthday song with a candle on a brownie. so sweet can the restaurant. then it was video taking time, DAmark and XIAOmark had to do their usual funny antics, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA, we died again of laughing.

After the dinner, which was like bout 11, they wanna take a cab down to sengkang, where they can go DRINKING, wad vodka or something, they wanna thon the night AGAIN. too bad i went home. :( i've school and i don't drink! sorry !

oh i forgot to add, Xiaomark did totally funny shits, he scared passerbys with his funny actions, and DAmark with "YOU calm down!", fucking funny. totally died, totally, totally died!! so funny sia. buey tahan. :D makes me laugh till everywhere pain. me & gheeting kept holding on to each other and laugh laugh laugh.

I've lotsa pics, but its in DAmark's camera, and videos to upload!
:) will do it soon! hahahahhahaahahhhaa!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAMARK KORKOR!
hope u like today's dinner + pressies!
:) 18th liao, can drink + smoke LEGALLY at last!!

Please, go out again soon!
Very funny! Love you guys so much can!

(and im so happy gheeting and melanie finally met sylvia and maybe, purani! purani had to be gay and run away! gheeting is happy that she finally see the SAME BIRTHDAY as her friend that i have too! YAY! so happy for them!)

Both gheeting's and sylvia's bday is on 21st April.
Both are my bestest bestest bestest sister/friend,
IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
And they have almost the same character.
:) :) :)

Thanks Purani for the Turkish food, very nice to eat!
Can we go back there please?!

Oh ya, the Pasir Ris BBQ Pit is 42, Do not Forget.

Love you everyone! hugs&kisses.
im tired and i need sleep badly,
niteyyy!

**EVERYONE LAUGHED AT MY BAG TODAY! so sad! :(

in school now.
have not done GPP yet!
*so stressed!*

must eat more Tau Kay Noi liao!

a little something to share..

You, more than others, truly gain satisfaction from eating. And because of this, you sometimes have difficulty slowing down or just saying no. You enjoy eating and what's great about that is you understand how to appreciate certain aspects of food that others do not. You see food as more than just a source of nutrition or energy. For you, dining, or just plain eating, can be a really enjoyable experience. On the downside, however, you might sometimes indulge too much in the satisfaction you get from eating.

HAHA. so true hor. from tickle.com
im so gay.
i can't believe i do such tests.
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

im feeling rather __________ lately.
i dunno why the sudden _________ too .
its just a feeling of _________ .

cute cute darling Stripey!
my darling Syrian hammie.

I just bought 4 packets of Tau Kay Noi,
plus the 2 packets i bought the day before,
and another 2 packets i bought the day before before,
and the fact that there is only 3 packets left.
shows, im insane.
im totally hooked on tau Kay Noi.
or wad is known as Fried Seaweed or something.
DAMN SHIOK! and ADDICTIVE!
im like craving for it.
siao liao.

HECTIC DAY!
busybusybusy.
doesn't help that my phone is totally spoilt!
EMPTY BATTERY!
can u believe it?
fucking gay.

ooh kinky.
we had lotsa fun today too.
(without my phone)
which is saddening.
had rehearsal after school cos have to,
meet wad Minister tomoro.
den cannot do GPP!
girls, tomoro MUST do ok!
anyway, ate at West Mall,
just reached home, so LATE!!
omg.

i realised, I AM SO GAY!
i was watching the 9 o'clock show,
andi cried! i cried!
cos the husband wanna divorced the wife,
cos he thinks hes old flame is fucking hot,
and that he and his wife cannot communicate,
he totally wanna divorcE!
i cried like a motherfucking fucker.
like a gaybar bitchass bitch.
like how humpty dumpty broke his shell.
I AM SO GAY!!
:( and im still sad thinking of the show.

and i've 10million things to be done.
sighhhh.
cannot enjoy at all!
so sad!
:(

yay! might be receiving a gift from someone!
someone said that he will get me a gift!
before i go to pre-u sem & cambodia!

OHOHOH! and thanks sweeetie,
for giving me 10million mesos in maple!
and Red Work gloves.
totally coool can.
im not a loser in maple anymore.
HAPPY! YAY! :)

I don't feel like going to school tomoro,
but nochoice, gotta go! :(
screamssss!

okiee, gotta go now,
bye pple, hugs&kissesss.

in the library with the girls.


HAHAHA. purani's valentines gift to us.
Syl's Elmo fucking my moomoo cow!


:) on the bus.


yay! after helping the elderlys.


the pretty pretty name sylvia wrote for me.
HAHAHA.


yummylicious Korean BBQ food.
with Aunt Kellyn,Denyse and mummy.


the plaster on my arm after the injection.


just the plaster after i took it out!
look at the amt of blood, gosh.


me being a happy volunteer with the elderlys.
i love my nametag! Joei.princess!
thanks to sweet sylvia darling.


MY SCULPEY desgins! cute rite?
gheeting made super nice ones too!


signs that im becoming a lesbian. HAHA.

WOKE UP AT 5.40 on a SATURDAY!
:( cabbed down to fetch SYL & PURANI.
to go to school.
cos have to go NTU for Pre-U Seminar.

turned out damn fun can!
im in Group 30.
all MI pple were seperated, haha.
was damn sad at first but go to know my group.
and they were a bunch of fun pple can.
knew a few frens already.
:) very very nice pple.
heh heh.

and went to eat KFC together with annitha&valerie.
AT JURONG POINT CAN!!
fuck, brings back gay memories!
jason used to bring me there to play arcade!
:( now im damn scared of that place.

full of laughters,
den went town with SYL&PU,
shopped around and laughed like hyenas.
hahahh, purani said she cant accomplish anything,
with us around and with all the digressing.
but it was fun.

den met up with mummy&daddy,
ate Thai cuisine.
Nice food.
But fucking gay service.
every other customer was Muslim,
so we were the only Chinese.
and i tell you, i swear they plan to bomb our table.
so crappy. i'll nvr go back there.

OHHH! guess what?
My daddy know the place KOMALA VILLAS can!!
i told him purani brought me to eat at a vegetarian place.
he said he ate there like years ago
and its a very famous vegetarian restaurant.
SO COOL!
my daddy say the food there is fantastic.
i so agree with him!
i wannna go there AGAIN!

i just got back to playing maple AGAIN.
hahahhaa.
my account got hacked. :(
i used to look like damn nice,
i look damn nice now also la,
but i had lotsa cool items last time,
plus i was a rich little slut then..
now leh, im poor and without good things.
hmmm.
i shall seduce some maple guys!
ahahahahaha.
all of my frens lvl 100plus.
im still a noob.

have lotsa pics to update!
will do it soon.
or sylvia will nag nag nag !
hahahaa.

I AM TURNING INTO A LESBIAN SOON!
:)
really.

I LOVE THESE PPLE! MY CLASS + THE ELDERLYs

totally happy day.
totally.
enjoyable. amusing.
fun day with the old folks.
to some vegetable farm and fish farm.
:) i want more of such outings to the max.
and i really love food escapades with..
sylvia & purani , my besties of the besties.
:) i had my first time hands-on experience,
with eating with my hands today!
oooh kinky huh.
yes i think its kinky.
I ATE RICE, PRATA, FRIED DOUGH with MY FINGERS!
ALL FIVE OF THEM!
can u believe it?
now my hand is yellow & smells of curry.
purani thinks its a nice smell though.
fooled around and laughed ALOT.
like siao ginas around singapore.
then on the bus back home,
purani & sylvia kept fondling me when it was dark.
:( ticklish !
hahaha and when purani alighted the bus,
some random couple thought that me & sylvia were..
LESBIANS can?
like what the fuck.
then after we caught them saying we were lesbians.
sylvia the idiot HAD TO, HAD TO lean in for a hug.
den i had to hug her back.
and giggle into her ears.
and whisper gay stuffs.
LIKE LESBIANS.
we died laughing, practically died laughing.

and tomoro we are gonna share a cab to our school.
cos we gotta reach BukitBatok by 6.45am.
Brilliant.Wise Act.
cos we got Pre-U Sem at NTU.
good good.

and now have to stay up so so so late,
to do my SPEECH for the minister.
lanjiao. sigh, so many things to do.

anyway, i had cantonese lessons(yes,i noe AGAIN!)
in the morning.
and in the afternoon,
had cambodian lessons.
:)
and i realised i can speak TAMIL.
really.
i noe quite, a number of vocabulary.
AND, alot of A-MA-TA-EH kinda thing.
im super multi-lingual in a way or so.
yay! talented joei.

i am happy !
although theres 10million things to be done.
:)

note to gheeting darling,
sorry i cannot meet u this Saturday,
i need to go back to school for my PRE-U SEMINAR.
sorrrrry!
promise i will find u soon!
i noe u have hot gossips specially for me!
darling, you must know im busy for now!!!!
understand please,
yes hugs&kisses.
KBOX soon i promise you!

hahahahahaahahhaa!
YAY!
If you pple are free,
you guys might wanna take a sneak peek
OVER HERE
:)

My mummy is so happy,
she is gonna die of smiling.

hmmm. bought 2 bird's nest.
one for godmummy, one for mummy.
:) am happy with myself.

ANYWAY!!!!
I HAVE THE WORLD'S BESTEST FRIENDS CAN!
SYLVIA & PURANI !
seriously, i love u girls!
what would i've been without for u two?
the two jokers of my universe.
because you see,
I had to take 3 vaccination jabs,
for my Cambodia trip.
and i am fucking afraid of needles.
gosh, the thought of it goin into ur skin.
scares the daylight shit outta me.
BUTBUTBUT! these 2 sweeties,
actually rushed down from school,
to bukitBatok polyclinic to gimme...
moral/physical/mental support?
haha, so sweeeeet! THANKS!
really thanks a million.
to sylvia for promising me she'll come.
to purani who helped me take my bag cos hand pain.
THANKS x 1000000 fazillion times.
I HEARTS YOU BOTH TO THE MAXIEST MAX!

yupp,and i just sent in my entry to Stomp,
about Mothers Day, hope it will be accepted.

hmm. and i just had Turkish food with Syl&Pu.
yes i know, AGAIN.
i tell you, heavenly.
MUST go again.

and gheeting has some hot gossips for me! yay!
cannot wait to meet her man.

and once again,
a senseless blog entry.
except for the, BESTEST FRENS part.
i love them!
gosh, totally.

**my jab still hurt! ALOT!

Oh my god.
zhiwei just sent me one of my..
all time favourite childhood game.
JAZZ JACKRABBIT!
cool to the max can!
so fun.
its a rabbit going round killing gay monsters.
just to save his princess rabbit.
will be stucked on thisgame for a while.
:)
so fun!
my childhood game man!
heehee.

Here's a random pic of my house.


Here's a cute pic of Kacang eating strawberries.
:) so cute.

I think i'm a little sick.
Was watching the charity show,AND...
when i saw my hot boyfriend up,
i decided to take a few sneak PICS of him.
GOSH! so hot!
Dylan Guo is so hot.
*orgasm X 10000000 times.






hello everybody! sorry for my MIA-ness.
been super super busy with PIs, assignments&more.
and even more assignments.
tests coming forth, and all.
BUT, i shall not blog about those.

very very very gayingly gay.
and gross. yucks.

oh my!
finally my wireless is fixed!
i can finally surf the net in my room!
yay yay yay yay yay yay yay !
thanks to... zhiwei ! :)
so exciting to surf net in my room.
first time.
don't laugh at me ah, i noe i SUA GU.
*SUA GU = mountain tortoise [for non-hokkien frens]

met up with gheeting on friday & Saturdays!
Sculpey-ed. and ..
played with doggy Orange. so cute.
then..talked bout our past AGAIN.
so fun! love those days.
and of cos i love you dearie.

me & purani went back to school on Saturday.
for make-up Pe lessons.
we died.
yes we died and died and died.
but it was QUITE fun when Ram decides to let us off.
:)

im totally in love with Tau Kae Noi Seaweed.
heavenly.
aaaaa.
addicted totally.
even im scared of myself.

I can't wait for more movie & food escapades,
with of cos Sylvia & Purani,
and of cos gheeting too!

**I miss my dajie & rachel & my 4E4 friends!
MEET UP SOON!

school was totally fine, except!
ME,SYLVIA & PURANI DIED!
died rushing assignments.
practically, DIED.
the amount of essays WE had to do.
was absolutely horrifying.
and thus, caused purani her PMS-sy ways.
heh heh.
but we managed to cheer her up!
with funny antics at CoffeeBean.
:) :) :)
so fun! trying to ACT glam. ACT.
they had cheesecake, i had HEATED UP MUDPIE!
fucking to-die-for.
orgasm :)
and Belgian Chocolate ice blended.aaaahhhh.
and then, went home and zzzzzzz.
woke up and stilll gotta do AQ!
gay. and then Project work's PI!!
pang sai.

MY life is hectic at the moment.

I love Kacang & Stripeyyyy.
They are such dearies.

im at home on a holiday! and im quite happy bout it. despite the tons of household chores i gotta do. and the assignments i needa complete. at least my mummy is making Black Chicken Soup for me! double yay-ness to the max .

my gay samsung fone is officially homosexual.
it keeps getting itself low battery-ed on purpose!
and then i'll be "phoneless" for the day.
:(
i want a new phone of my old phone.
or i just want a new new new phone.

Ok, i don want a new phone. i want a repaired phone.
which will be in turn NEW.

kacang & stripey bitten a hole on my sofa.
and my daddy found out. hahahhahaha.
fortunately, he did not scold my darlings.
:) my parents love them can.
though they disapprove of them initially.
so note to gheeting,
let thingss slowly take its course.
your mummy will love Orange darling very soon.
sooner then you will expect.

been in quite an acceptable mood lately.
was quite affected by dyandarling though.
darling, don be bothered by such affairs k.
though the pain will be inevitable,
MUST still SMILE! and have more TALKS!
i love you, remember.

ANDANDANDANDAND!
i love sylvia and purani can!
they brought me to a Turkish.. hmm restaurant yesterday.
I TELL YOU.
we ate like a BOTTOMLESS PIT *according to purani
had chicken burger, then butter rice, then omelette.
and not to forget, salad, french fries, drinks.
and surprisingly, we did not explode and die.
hahahaha. but its damn nice.
at Far East there.
i've never been to any Turkish Restaurant before.
so thanks my best friends!
I LOVE YOU BOTH! so fun.
should have more food escapades. :)
Fuck gaining weight.
Must enjoy fooooood.

Kacang loves my Spongebob Pillow, refuses to get off it.

okay, im off to help my mummy wash her shoes,
BYEBYE!

**i love golden retrievers!
so random . aahhaa.