A little facts. Boring but bear with it, it will be over in a jiffy.
Other couples watch sweet happy drama serials together, like those lovey dovey sweet sweet ones like what Coffee Prince, GongZhuXiaoMei, blah blah that kind.
Me and Elvin watches Gu Huo Zai (Young & Dangerous) - all sorts of Ah Beng gangsters shows together.
Other couples have sweet cute little pets like tortoise, cute little puppies, hamsters and bunnies together.
Me and Elvin have a mini Amazon habitat - filled with the weirdest fishes you all can ever find. There some lizard like weirdo with a long tail, some rock looking thing, some aligator looking fishes, a fish that swims upside down, and a pangsai fish inside. In conclusion, they all just look weird and they do not look anything like sweet cute little pets.
Other couples receive wonderfully sweet Vday pressies like flowers, balloons, cupcakes, or other nice nice things.
I received 2 stink bombs, he received nothing. Sadness.
Other couples talk to each other nicely and sweetly, calling each other "Baby", "dardar", "lovelove" or whatnots. And are polite to each other, like "Honey, do you mind passing me the chilli sauce?", "Oh, you don't wanna pass it to me?", "Oh well, its okay, I'll take it myself then, I'll still love you." HAHAHAHAHA.
Me and Elvin calls each other "Oi boyfriend.", "Aye Girlfriend". And our conversations is filled with cheebyes, kaninas, tui leis, nabehs and alot about our mother(unfortunately). And we talk like "Eh fuck leh, pass that ket-chap leh.... aye kanina don't guai lan hor, you want to pass anot? nabeh you believe i take out my slipper and whack you anot?" Yes, thats how we speak to each other.
What a.........how-do-i-put-it.....hmmm..interesting relationship.
Quite alot of pple are quite amused by it. I am amused by it too.
I'm a loser. I'm at home and I'm not at Loyang Tua Peh Kong! Fuck. I'm always out of the fun zone. Its alright, small sacrifice, bigbigbig benefits. Song bo?!
Okay, mummy packing up to go Maldives. Leaving me sadder than ever. (hahahha she will transfer money to me before she go, yay!!!!)
Okay time to zZZzzzZzzz. Nitey Niteyyyy!
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