Elvin: "Can you stop being so gross anot? Act one XIAO lian only."
Me: "Aiya, shut up lahhhhhh."
(We were outside some pub, by the way.)
Sorry for such unnecessary pictures. Its 3.30am now & I have really nothing to do.


RiriRiriRiri.


Because Elvin made me very very annoyed.
HE refused to take any pictures of me with MY camera.
STUPID.


Yummy ice cream cake!
Take note of Menny's satisfied face.


Singapore Flyerrrrrr. HAHA.


BFFs to the max.Muackssss.


Stupid Elvin was a baaaaaad photographer!


Sneaking up on the cake.


Happy birthday my darling best friend!
Love you, FOREVER! :)
Stay happy and stay out of disorders.
:D


Having lots of fun! :D


My brother wore my Pre-U Sem shirt!!!!

Me: "Menny look here now."
Menny: "Don't want! Take a photo of me looking natural."
Me: "But if you know I taking, then its not natural already right."
Menny: "All the more you should take me looking natural."

What a disturbing conversation.



Kawaiixz nehszx.


YAY!!!!!! We were having some HTHTs at some secluded corner.
We were not the only ones at the chalet by the way.
Cos judging by the pics, like only got 3 person only.
Hahahhaa.


2 Birthday girls. :)
Had a fun time at the chalet.
Love ya alllll.Hugs&many kisses.

***

Caught the midnight movie DOOMSDAY with Elvin Si.
Quiteee nice. Quite only. Don't trust my movie recommendations.
HAHA. Wanted to go to the Night Safari but, I think its not worth the exuberant price, really.
I love you sweetie, hope everything goes well for us.
See you tomorrow.

***

Dearest Dyan,
I am feeling mortified by your situation. Remember, its an obsession and it is very essential that loser-stalker stops it. I am terribly amused and I am dying of laughter very badly. HAHA. IF I were you, I'd be extremely terrified because loser-stalker is showing signs of obsessive disorder. Please ask her to get it treated ASAP.

***

Tired-ness! Byeeee.

I had a blast at Gheeting's surprise bday chalet yesterday.
I love all my friends alot, like forever. And we had the time of our life torturing people with Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy, BLACK magic, What to bring to my birthday party, and more. Hahahha. Don't mess around with me and Gheeting, really. HAHA.

Next.

You know, I am so sorry I can't be a nice girlfriend. Yes you are right, I ALWAYS do not spare a thought for you. YUP, I am very stubborn, and always have my friends then forgot your existence. Seriously, how could you ever say this?? Because of you , I have already been neglecting them totally already and you are saying each time I am with my friends I ignore you?! Okay yes, you are tired and everything, I am sorry for not being understanding enough to go off. I apologise, happy?! MUST YOU THROW MY PSP!!!!!!!!! I dont care if you throw my helmet or whateve,r do not throw my psp. And please would you stop throwing everything and anything, you actions disgust me. Please grow up okay? Yes, I am not a good girlfriend, but I don;t think I deserve such treatments from you either. Fine, you always say I am not giving in right, this time round, I will stop giving in. And stop all your yellings, and your tantrums.

Listen. I've had enough of it. Enough.of.it.

There is only so much a person can take.

I cannot stand your stupid temper anymore.
No one ever treats me this way.
And I seriously don't think you would give me such fucked up temper if you TRULY REALLY LOVE ME, (like you claimed.)

And for your information, I am a perfectly normal human being, with emotions. I do feel hurt too. I hope you reflect on your own actions. Till then.

Elvin came to pick me up from school today! Woooohoooo. I am so happy cos he is jobless now, and he has loads of time to spare. YAY!

Went to town to meet Jeffrey and YATS.
Shopped like a crazy girl and I bought 4 T-shirts.
I am starting to regret, but I will be back there to buy MORE.
:)

You know, I am so proud of Elvin, he is officially mature and sensible and wise.

You see, there was this unknown dumb and fugly piece of act-beng shit who INSISTED that we stared at him(&his girlfriend...) Erm, I beg to differ really. We wasn't staring at you at all,really. However, I don't think its a crime to stare at ugly loserish pple either right? You are very gross-looking, so of course we will stare at you la, but anyway you were so ugly and worthless, we didn't even knew you existed UNTIL YOU STARTED YELLING LIKE A DERANGED SONOFABITCH.

(in hokkien) "What are you staring at? huh huh huh. I am asking you, what are you staring at?!?!!?" -kannah ignored by us........-

Next he started yelling EVEN louder, "OEIIIIIIIII I AM TALKING TO YOUUUUUUUUUU. REPLY MEEEEEEEE." -and was still being ignored by us..-

I was so afraid he would come hit us or charge at us or something, cos he looks deranged you see. I think he has some disorder, like maybe he has some self-esteem issue, like although pple not staring at him, he will keep thinking pple ARE actually staring at him. Cos he is too ugly, therefore resulted in him being so self-conscious. I don't blame him, really.

So we just left him there yelling like a siao ding dong.

Meanwhile, I called my brother cos I know that loser's girlfriend was my brother's friend. And then blah blah blah.

Wanna know the conclusion?

The loser's girlfriend had to apologise to us. APOLOGISE YOU KNOW. Not that I blame the girl, she is very not-at-fault, but yet had to apologise for her guy's MADNESS? I think he is a disgrace, really. Having a girl to say sorry after what you've done? You scold and yell already, then come say sorry, got what use? Somemore your girlfriend have to come explain to me and apologise, and say cos you both quarrel and therefore you were in a foul mood.

EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!! YOU JUST ARGUED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND THEREFORE YOU WERE IN A FOUL MOOD, AND SO YOU CAN ANYHOW ANYHOW SAY WE STARE AT YOU AND YELL AT US LAHHHHHHH. Of course what, everything for you also can. You are mentally disabled mah, so we be nice to you lor, we also never yell back at you, or scold you, we walk away mah, we are so cowardly(aww.).. YOU, on the other hand, WERE SO BRAVE, you YELLED so loudly, and then get your girlfriend to apologise after that, BRAVERY.... *applauseeee*

I feel so sorry for you, loser. Sigh. You are not even fit to be labelled a "XIIAO BENG" , a "XIIAO BENG" already very no class, no standard liao, and you can't even live up to this name? You are pathetic. A pathetic piece of no-lifer without any penis. I pity you. I pity you like alot. And you need to get a life. You need to stop attracting attention(cos no one really bothers about you,my dear CRAZYassCLOWN.) You need to stop thinking the WORLD is staring at you. You need to learn some ANGER management, your argument with your girlf has nothing to do with us. You need to learn some dress sense. You need to die, so you will reincarnate into someone much better looking, and not so mentally disabled. You need to stop being so ugly, and do more constructive things with your life please.

I heard your name is Elisha. Or whatever. I don't give a fuck. I think this motherfucker is very lucky today! Cos my dear Elvin is being gracious, (the usual Elvin would give his face a complete makeover!) Elvin can't really be bothered with such a retarded loser as well.

The joke was, he was actually YELLING even though we ignored him, and he STILL continued yelling. This shows he has no life, not much attention given by others, ugly, gross, stupid, very ugly, dense, don't know that we are actually ignoring him & useless.

USELESS. Next time don't use mouth to shout shout shout only la hor, want then walk towards us okay? Then maybe ask for a fight or something, then maybe I will still have a little respect towards you. Don't just use your bloody mouth. Thanks loser.

Bye, I hope you die soon. A pity your girlfriend is such a nice person. A pity really. Love is blind, indeeed.

*

YAY!YAY!YAY!
Seeing my favourite person tomorrow. HEEHEE.

Materialistic Love & True Love,
which would you really choose?

Think carefully.

I was listening to this Li Sheng Jie song on the radio, "Chi Xin Jue Dui", and I got reminded of my very sad past. YES, my very sad past. Unrequited love, you know. I think unrequited love is stupid, and no one should be sad over unrequited love, however, I was one hell of a sad bitch for 2 years over unrequited love, so.... I am a big loser. Really, if the person you loveeeeee alot doesn't like you, THEN MOVE ON. There is absolutely NO POINT in this bloody senseless thing called WAITING. "I'll wait for you always." IS NONSENSE. I might be a little biased cos I waited 2 years and MORE but nothing happened, so hahahhaa, of course I will be very anal about this waiting thing. So, please wake up, anyone who is thinking of waiting for that special someone, wake up. I missed alot of chances to be with alot of other pple :( , and I lost trust in guys. And I treated all my ex-es meanly. I am so bad. I shall hope time is reversible and treat all my ex-es nicely.

I really don't know why was I so stupid last time. REALLY. (STUPID GHEETING & MENNY LA!!!) Never ask me wake up. Oh.. they were busy with their waiting shits too. HAHA. No wonder they didn't think I was stupid, they were equally dumb toooo! HEEHEEHEE.

You know... I once promised myself never to get hurt by this loserish thing called LOVE ever again... And sigh. What am I doing to myself now.. Really.

My back is soooo painful! :(

Please make my menses come soooon.

I am whining and whining and whining.

Life is being a motherfucker.

I am a happy girl now! Elvin came over for dinner(it was soooo yummy),my granny cooked some potato dish, onion eggs, some pork meat, and spinach! ALL MY FAVOURITE! YUMYUM. And we played PSP after that. He played my black one, and I was playing my red one, and we combined forces in Metal Slug. FUCKING FUN. REALLY. WE HAD THE TIME OF OUR LIFE. We are great fans of PSP, so... YAY! We are called the PSP couple from now on.

3 years later......

"And now, the PSP couple of the century goes to... Elvin & Joei!"

Okay, school was fun. I got caught for my hair colour, almost got sent home. =/ Now I shall refuse to go to school tomorrow cos the amount of essays piling up and with LSL chasing me for my hair, I shall blatantly refuse to go to school.

Life is good and happy now.

YAY! I deleted a loser off my friendster, and my msn. HE IS A LOSER REALLY. GROSS AND VERY GROSS. :) I love you Elvin ! Thanks for enlightening me on how loserish can a person be. XIEXIE to the max.

I bought myself a Princess biscuit today, SUPER NICE TO EAT. Got free magnets also. HEEHEE, shall be my snack from now on. YIPPEEEE.

Mental note to self:Must meet Gheeting&Menny for dinner(again)(soon)(promise)

Another long long week in school.
My mummy is in Hongkong+China.
My daddy will be going over to ShangHai next Sunday.
Poor Joei.

Thanks all of my favourite friends for helping my cuzzie out at the Wessex Village Square. It was fun cos me and Purani got to drive a buggy, for real. And, I spent $58 on a necklace. Hardcore. But I like it alotalotalot.

:)

I love that guy called Elvin Si.

YAY! More new games in my PSP, I love Robson korkor to the max.

I wanna go on a holiday. WEEE.

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Hello everyone. Guess who am i? haha.Oh. I AM XIAO GAROUPA.Sian 1/2 today go school fight with teacher sia.Cannot stand the knn teacher dont know Y a;ways find me tai ji..fuck cb.. people nv do anything then scold people..knn.. MYSELF go die..then the TAN CHU KEAT call my parents come school and want to expel me.sian dont know y my mother go beg him dont expel me lor..ccb.monday going to get 4 stroke from the cb keat..fuck him man.sian 1/2..

By: Not Joei. Don't worry. Joei has a life. A much better life in school.

Hectic day in school doing ARTSY stuffs, fun when doing it with my favourite pple. :) I was the world's stressest person today. ;( I swear I was so PMSing badly.

I was saved by Gheeting's& Menny's presence in the evening. Had yummy dinner and talked. YAY! Got fetched home, weeee. Thanks, heng ah. Cos my bag + lappy is the world's heaviest combination ever. Thanks Gheeeting.

My name is _oei. You can add any alpabets to it. Like Woei, Loei, Moei, Boei, and more..

!#$%^&*

I went home, tired and everything.
AND I AM SO FUCKING IRRITATED NOW.
Some pple are just so fucking evil.
CANNOT PACIFY ME ONE.
ITS OKAY.
I already said I am a loser on the road or when it comes to directions, so why bother getting all anal about it each time you ask me a question and I can't answer you?! WHAT FOR?
ARGHHH. FUCK.
I AM TIRED AND MY BODY ACHES AND I HAVE TO FACE SUCH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
KNNNNNCCCBBBBB.
I officially want someone gay to be my boyfriend.
At least gays are nice kind sympathetic pple.

AND WTF I SHOW U ATTITTUDE?!
I SCOLD YOU?!
FUCK.
PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL HIM I AM TRYING MY FUCKING UTMOST BEST TO NOT BE THE USUAL BITCHY GIRLFRIEND ALREADY. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW FUCKING NICE I TRY TO TREAT YOU. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

I AM FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ANNOYED.

FUCK OFF NOW EVERYONE.

Ya lah ya lah, scold me all you bloody want lah. Ya ya correct I always show you attitude okay, I always SCOLD YOU. YESYES of course I always do that. I AM SO SORRY I CANNOT BE AS PERFECT AS YOUR EX-ES REALLY. Oh I forgot, they can satisfy you sexually, GOOD FOR YOY REALLY. ^^ YES, they treat you very nicely, like a fucking king/prince whatever. Yes they provide really good services like intercourse, blowjobs as well. YOU KNOW WHAT? I CANNOT YOU KNOW. THEN SOMEMORE I ALWAYS SHOW YOU ATTITUDE, THEN ALWAYS SCOLD YOU. ALWAYS MAKE USE OF U TO PICK ME AROUND, ALWAYS SPEND YOUR MONEY, ALWAYS THROW TANTRUMS, ALWAYS INSIST ON CLUBBING LA, ALWAYS BE STUBBORN.

Oh LOOK! So many negative traits about me! OH NO! So many negative traits still never mind you know, no positive traits AT ALL. Other than being a stubborn fucker (like you always claim), what else do I know how to do?! MAKE YOU ANGRY?! OH I AM SO SORRY, I APOLOGISE. I AM SORRY I CANNOT MAKE YOU HAPPY. SORRY I CANNOT BE YOUR SWEET LITTLE WHORE. SORRY HOR. ACCEPT MY APOLOGY ANOT?! ACCEPT?!





(sorry readers I cant believe i just ranted a whole lot of emotions there, sorry feeling really tired and fucked up right now.)

I want to go to Genting again!
I WANT TO!
Cold weather + Cool memories + Thrilling rides.
My fave place!

1.Honestly what color is your shirt?
- GREY.

2. Honestly, whats on your mind?
- Why does my back hurt so much?

3. Honestly, what have u done yesterday?
- I went to pray my Ah gong, and met Elvin and his family for dinner.

4. Honestly, have you ever been in love?
- Of course.

5. Honestly, feeling anything unusual today?
- I prepared Maggi noodles for Elvin.

6. Honestly, is your heart still occupied?
- YES, very muchly.

7. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the fone?
- Elvin.

8. Honestly , are you jealous of somebody right now?
- NO. Never will.

9. Honestly, what makes you sad most of the time?
- When I get affected, or when I am PMS-ing.

10. Honestly, are you LOVING someone right now?
- YESyesYES of course.

11. Honestly ,what u don't want in life?
- Miseries, sex, Affairs, Sufferings, Death

12. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?
- YES, alot of pple. And KACANGGGGG.

13. Honestly, plannings in near future?
- Be a tai-tai. Hardcore tai-tai.

14. Honestly, do you love someone very much?
- YES.

15.Honestly, does anyone like you?
- haha.haha.haha.

DIFFERENT EMOTIONS SURVEY

*Anger Section*

1. What do you do when you're mad?
- I eat&sleep&shop. Tothemax.

2 . What's the worst things you've done when you were mad?
- I vent my anger on pple, which is very rare.

3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?
- All the time. hahahahahahahaha. I am so mean.

4. Do you swear when you're mad?
- All the time too.

5. When was the last time you really cried?
- Last week! In school somemore. Purani, Anittha and Sylvia were scared stiff.

6. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
- Yup. I am gay.

7. What usually makes you cry?
- MOVIES, sad shows and songs. And when I am PMSy.

8. Are you normally a happy person?
- YUPPPPP.

9. Does being with your friends makes you happy?
- Of course x 10.

10. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?
- duh. i am lying. i don't believe pple when they say such untrue things.

YAY. I will be having dinner with Gheeting & Menny on Wednesday!
I SHALL NOT BACK OUT. *promise*
Because Gheeting said..

so stucked. says:
whoever backs out, is an asshole and the 2 others have the rights to post even grossier pics.

HAHAHAHHA. Joke. Menny & Gheeting are very traumatised by their pics, so leave them alone okay. so funny, so so so funny. Now I can totally ask them for a ransom, otherwise I will post more terrifying pics.

This will be a very very busy week for me. Lots of things to be done, but its alright, my sweetest bestest friends will be going through it with me. Love THEM! :) Muacks.

Ohmygod, I just realised tomorrow would be the 8th of April.. that means....
A special day for me and my sweeeeeeetheart.
Yippeee Dupieee DOOO.
& I'd rather have bad times with you, than have good times with someone else!
MUACKS.

BUSYBUSYWEEK.

I need some Kbox with Dyan and Ziyan SOON also!

BOOOOOOOOO!
Did it scare you totally? HAHAHAA.
The pictures later will scare you all even more.
(now I know why Elvin ignores me in the past.)
NOW I KNOW!!!!!!

Okay, lets present some scaryness.
(Gheeting & Menny will kill me hardcore)


TADAH! Menny and Me.
:)


Gheeting the FLUT.
:)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We used to hang out at Void Decks ALOT. Alot.


And some of the loserish things we do there.
I don't smoke, its not even lighted. Jon's one is though.


On our way to meet Menny and friends for some haunted experience.


Dye our hair GOLDEN day.
Me and Gheeting dyed our FRINGE GOLDEN.
Menny dyed her whole head GOLDEN.
GOLDEN IS SUCHA COOOOOOL COLOUR.
I wanna dye it that way again!
Teeheehee.

And.. the Ah lian.


Menny is such a hardcore Ah Lian. TO THE MAX really.
And I look like some Fat Retard of the Century.


BUT, I am cool now!(I hate the specs.)

My cousin's bike. I didn't know it was called Honda SP, so when pple ask me what bike he has, I will say "Yellow colour one lor". He has a cooler bike now, I love it. Its white and faster now! Its called a Spex 3 now. WEEHEE.

Ohmygod, if you spot carefully, you will see many many monkeys.

SOOO CUTEEEEE.

NExt, are 2 pictures, the first one drawn by Elvin Si, second one by me.

So, ya take a loookkk.

.

..

....

READY?

I am very disturbed by the way he drew me.

Very very disturbed.

The MOLE is very irritating.

Xiao Elvinnnn. Xiaonoob. XiaoVIINZ. Xiao HURTS. XIAOLANJIAO.

:) Elvin says it looks exactly like him, I agree.

And he agrees that I look like a man in the picture, thanks Elvin.

To sum up my day on Friday:

1. Purani thinks I am troublesome.
2. Purani thinks I am VERY troublesome.
3. -i forgotten really- Oh, I think it is Sylvia who ignores me when she plays Bomberman.
4. Renuka thinks I am very gross.
5. Purani thinks I am annoying and refuses to help me take my bag cos she says I am very troublesome.
6. I got my PSP! hahahahaha. Thanks ElvinSi.
7. I missed an outing with 4E4. :(
8. I went out hardcore and came back late.
9. We went to a cemetery.
10. I couldn't sleep when I came back cos I was so scared.

Going out now, BYEBYE!

Another conversation (about the same person):


ziyan ; says:
eee

ziyan ; says:
pic 7 sucks

ziyan ; says:
the name ___ sux

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
LOL

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
is she chio?

ziyan ; says:
her hair is ugly rly.

ziyan ; says:
to me shes not

ziyan ; says:
she got jus some plain jane face know

ziyan ; says:
and her hair is rly ugly

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
oh well, but still she had sex pls

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
i didn't even have sex before

ziyan ; says:
aiyos.

ziyan ; says:
guys have sex oso dont see the face one

ziyan ; says:
off light

ziyan ; says:
see what?

ziyan ; says:
just fuck lorh

ziyan ; says:
even if your face kan pua UGLY

ziyan ; says:
they also want fuck

ziyan ; says:
cos free sex who dont wan?

ziyan ; says:
so darling, you're not a loser


ziyan ; says:
fuck!
ziyan ; says:
she is the bitch isit?

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
ya

ziyan ; says:
EEEEEE!

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
imagine her giving a blowjob

ziyan ; says:
gross la

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
ohmyfuckinggod

ziyan ; says:
walao

ziyan ; says:
i dont know how ***** can stand it

ziyan ; says:
mus be he wear some mask or smth?

ziyan ; says:
den jus let her suck, so he is shiok

ziyan ; says:
fuckfuckfuck!

(there is more, but some censorship is needed. Sorry for the inconvenience caused. Don't worry no names given, so no one would be harmed in this process. I am just trying my very utmost best to act nice. I am not that nice actually one.)

A little something to share cos I was online and I decided to let someone see some nice hot wild sexy beast:

*name censored to protect identity* says:
ahaha wth okay

*name censored to protect identity* says:
she is fugly

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
REALLY?

*name censored to protect identity*says:
she has a FAT FACE

*name censored to protect identity* says:
ugly hair

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
see

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
thats why i love u

*name censored to protect identity* says:
HORRIBLE SMILE

*name censored to protect identity* says:
and im only at photo 5

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
imagine her giving a blowjob

*name censored to protect identity* says:
my hair is standing,
yucks makes me hair stand!!

:) I love this person to the max. HEEHEE.

And to sum up my day:

1. Sylvia thinks I am not hot cos she says I don't have the qualities to be a prostitute.
2. Purani thinks I am not attractive cos I can't attract anyone at all.
3. Anittha thinks I am fat. Very fat.
4. Deepak thinks I am not chio.
5. Me and Elvin broke up, I AM NOT LYING AT ALL.(of course, but we are fine now.)

Okay, so this sums up my day. What a very depressing day really. I hate today. Sigh.

Sigh, body aching. Feeling affected. Failed relationship. Why are all the bad things happening to me?! :( Somebody's body is hurting and I can't do anything about it. I am so depressed. I shall just die really.

HAHAHA. Some people are really ugly. I cannot take it. I wanna gag and die just by looking at her. *okay i died* I am very sure my friends are gonna agree with me on this! AS USUAL.

Anyway its a known fact that all ex-boyfriend's current gf or ex-gfs are ugly. YES UGLY AND FAT AND UGLY. (according to my circle of friends) If you don't agree with me, you are a loser.

But some are just beyond ugly. Hahahaha, I am being so bitchy. No I don't mean to be bitchy on purpose, I am sorry but I just can't help it okay. Hahaha, I need bitch talks NOWNOWNOW! I shall get Menny and Gheeting to Macdonalds with their lappy and force them to see her. And then they will gag and die. So both of you, please lets meet. pleaseIbegbothofyou.

I am yearning for a body massage. BADLY.

By Sylvia, Purani and me! I think it looks pretty niceeee.


Bake cookies day, I wore the apron Elvin took for me from the hospital. Hahaha.


:)


Okay if you see carefully, my fingers are being handcuffed by Purani and Anittha, with me carrying the offence of "Causing too much distraction with my smile" or something like that. Hahaha.

I am having so much fun with my Candy Machine really. Its causing us so much laughters. On April's Fool, all my tricks on others failed miserably. Oh well.

This is so disturbing. People are typing weird things in google and coming to my blog. Popular ones are "Gheeting", "Melanie Kacang", "gheeting&hl", "Kacang", "owowao", "oh my bloody fucking god". So strange.

Facebook stuffs.

Dyan has gone wild with you. (of course darling..)

Jai Providentiel thinks you are Most Likely To win the BFA (Biggest Face Award)!!!

Jai Providentiel thinks you are Most Likely To Fall Asleep Anywhere at Anytime

Dyan Goh thinks you are Most Likely To See the Good in (Almost) Everyone

Dyan Goh thinks you are Most Likely To Love Animals So Much it's Scary

Priya Blabla thinks you are Most Likely To Love Good Food. Yum.

Valerie Melissa Anthony thinks you are Most Likely To stare at hamsters ALL DAY!

Luv Joei thinks you are Most Likely To hold a record for the longest sleeping hours.

Ziyan Tay thinks you are Most Likely To Say Something Perfectly Innocent and Sound Dirty

My top superlatives voted by my friends are: Most Likely To Get Out of Trouble by Smiling, Most Likely To Make me Laugh, Most Likely To Dance the Night Away, Most Likely To Party Like a Rockstar, Most Likely To Overdose on Sushi & Most Likely To Be Best Friends Forever.

Haha, I miss my Facebook days somehow. They were so fun and entertaining, and I could spend a whole day on Facebook. I have no life last time really.

Okay, I am happy, I am getting a Red PSP!!! I love Elvin Si De Zhi, he is sooooo nice! YAY!

Okay, I am tired, body aching. sian tomorrow got PE, and the teacher is gonna join my team again.. AAAAA.

I love.... you.

:D

HEHE, Elvin bought me to eat Lorong9's Hokkien Mee again! WEEHEE. That is sufficient to make me happy for daysssss. And he let me try some Frog's porridge. (I am very against eating weird animals...) but.. it tastes quite good really. I must eat it again.

And we have a new song together! We used to have "Cai Hong" by Jay Chou. And now we have "Wei Ni Xie Shi" by Wu Ke Qun. The song is like perfect. :) I love the lyrics soooo much.

为你做不可能的事
For you, I'll do the impossible.

我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘的是你的名字
我什么都能忘记
但唯一不忘的是你的样子
I can forget everything and anything,
with the exception of your name and your face.

This song is perfect because we love the lyrics!
YAY!

I went swimming this morning, it was so fun. I am tanned now, =( not very pleased but I so wanna go again next week! Ok ok ok ok? And eat meesiam! And French Fries dipped in Meesiam sauce. YUMMYYYYYY.

*My pangsai is back to normal, no more watery stools and no more puking. YAY! Appetite is back to normal and I am very happy.

I am ready to face another week of school. Its gonna be a long long week. Sigh. But I shall cheer up and electrocute more pple. HAHAHAH!

Its been a longggggg time since I went out with my sweet parents for the WHOLE DAY. I used to go out with them ALL THE TIME, until... never mind. I love going out with them really, they buy me anything I want and its much more convenient that way. So I spent my Saturday roaming around Tampines IKEA,Courts & Giant. I had Meatballs! COOL! We bought 3hundred and 30 stuffs. I was laughing badly the whole of today cos my daddy had to make me laugh constantly. I am tired of laughing now already.

I shall club to my death, really. Like I mean it literally. Cos if I club, I'll have to die. So... hahaha. Club and then die. I don't mind really. Cos if I get to club before I die, I will die with no regrets!!!!

I think its really unfair that I have to suffer the consequence of the things you have already done. Its just so motherfucking fucked up and blooody unfair. I am so not trying to pick faults/fights or whatsoever. BUT I CANNOT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO/WANT TO BE THE SPECICAL SOMEONE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE. WHY DOES SOMEONE ELSE HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO. WHYWHYWHYFUCKINGWHY. I hate you for allowing that to happen. If I CANNOT be the special person in your life, you CANNOT be the special person in my life too! I SHALL BE IMMATURE! who cares? I am not special in any way anymore. I can be annoying and stupid and childish and I really do not give a fuck. AND I AM VERY SORE ABOUT IT! I thikn guys are terrific liars really. I should learn to believe Purani more often when she criticises guys. Guys are like worthless and everything and I think they ought to be banished or something. Maybe they should be our slaves, and help us carry our shopping bags and do our manicures and massage us. Fuck them really. They lie.

They lie. Yes they fucking lie. They always lie.
(Ziyan dear, please read this carefully.)

When they claim they love you and everything, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT FOR REAL. REALLY. I mean, COME ON. If you choose to believe it wholeheartedly, you will only end up with more disappointments each time you find out something you don't wish to find out. So why put yourself through all these miseries? I didn't have such miseries when I was single(maybe cos I was busy clubbing......) HEH HEH HEH... I've always felt special when I am single! NOW I FEEL WORTHLESS AND INFERIOR.

INFERIOR! WHY SHOULD I FEEL INFERIOR! WHYWHYWHY!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE A BETTER LIFE, I HAVE SUPERB FRIENDS, I HAVE EVERYTHING THAT I WANT IN LIFE, I HAVE A BETTER EDUCATION, I HAVE THE BESTEST FRIENDS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, I HAVE WONDERFUL PARENTS, I AM BEING LOVED IN EVERY WAY I WANT.

So why do I feel inferior to someone I am superior to?

WHY?

Okay.. maybe you are prettier. (HAHAHA, just kidding.) YOU.ARE.FUGLY. Cos beauty goes deep down. So you.are.ugly. HAHAHAHA. NANNY NANNY POO POO. And you.are.very.cheap. I hate cheap girls. Oh fuck forget it. I shall not bring you down in my blog, you don't get to see it anyway. I shall blog about her when she reads my blog then. But what for, shes like worthless and I don't think she is that significant for me to even waste a space in my blog.

KNNBCCB.
Gross.

I hate you. No, not you the worthless cheap one.
But YOU. The you who made me feel this way.

Unfortunate event(according to Gheeting), my eyes are swollen now. Oh, and according to her, she IS VERY HAPPY WHENEVER MY EYES STARTS SWELLING. I don't know why, but I think its a best friend kinda thing, really. Thanks ah Gheeting, thanks. I am sure Menny is very happy for me that my eyes are swollen too. Thats whats friends are for anyway, to be happy when they are unfortunate. Like I am very happy for Gheeting she got involved in an accident I can almost celebrate! (I am just kidding)

I am feeling so uncomfy cos my eye is annoying the cheebye outta me,really. I hope my eye dies or something. I hope my eye gets fucked by anything, cos its so irritating. Stupid eye. I hope my eye becomes idiotic and dumb.

Purani asked me to blog about this: I got tricked by my own sweet machine! How nice, and once again, MY BEST FRIEND, decided not to tell me that vibrations would pass through metal stuffs even strongly. So, Purani and Sylvia decided to get me to use 2 metal rulers to KIAP the metal thing since I refused to use my fingers. AND WOWWWWWWWW. According to Purani, my body convulsed or something and it made Purani & Sylvia LAUGHED BADLY. You see, the thing about best friends again, they didn't even bothered to ask whether was I okay or not, although I was also laughing, my hand was hurting too. (!!!!!!) WHY ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS SO NICE TO MEEEEEEE?!?!?!? WHYYYYY?!?!?! And they were so happy that my hands were painful.

Sigh, my best friends..

And Ziyan is moving on, or so she claims, SHE IS ALWAYS LYING. But, we shall see. Me and Dyan decided to be nice today and not jump to speculations about her. So we shall give her another chance. Hahahhaa, PLEASE OPEN YOUR EYES DARLING. And please wake up, thanks. I am convinced I will drown you in Vivocity if you go there alone again, haha.

And Dyan wants me to tell all of you that she is officially JOEI-FIED. Why? Cos she says she all lovesick and faithful over her boyfriend now. Dyan, I was never lovesick over my boyfriend, unlike you. Hahahha. You all should see her in class, it is very gross. "darling i miss you" I shall strangle her someday when no one is looking.

And since Gheeting's & Menny's blog stated this, I should too.
YES MUST MEET UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
WE KANINA-CHAOCHEEBYE NEED TO.
P-L-E-A-S-E x 100000000 million times.

Okay, school was fun this week.
I shall TRY to go to school everyday next week.
So Purani wouldn't find it drab and boring.(HEEHEE)


Graeme, Great Warrior of still eyes says:
Kacang is your hamster ah?

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
yup

Graeme, Great Warrior of still eyes says:
What a sentimental pet owner.

Joei ♥s her deceased Kacang always. What a cute face ε(●̮̮̃•̃)з says:
of course.

Graeme, Great Warrior of still eyes says:
I think every pet wants you to be their owner.

I love you Kacang sweetheart! MUACKS!
I am going to see you in heaven someday so I am not sad!!!
LOVE YOU!!

I am feeling so unwell really. :( I have not been eating well for 4 days, I am so sad, really. I don't even have the appetite to eat anything.. I usually gobble up the food right in front of me within seconds but now, I don't even wanna look at it. I hate puking, and I hate lao-sai-ing. I wanna be able to eat and be normal again! My jab on my ass hurts a little !

I had so much fun in school today though. HAHAHAHA.

Ohmygosh! I am so glad my darling is fine from the accident! OMG. THANK GOD! LIKE THANK EVERYTHING ON EARTH!!!!! I can imagine the horror of accidents, me hate it. I can't believe I actually got into an accident before as well, by my very splendid driver, Elvin Si. Thanks for being so safe. Really. I hope Gheeting is fine now though, and her driver too, and hope the car is not that badly wrecked as well.

4E4 is having a mini gathering again! Hurray! :)

The adverse effect of rejection.

WTF? I cannot stand people who suffer from the adverse effect of rejection. If the person decides to choose someone else, then so be it. If the person decides that you are not right for the person, MOVE ON. And please don't do fucking stupid things like go around exclaiming how CUTE/HOT/PRETTY the new person in your life is, cos I really don't fucking care. And please don't call me and pretend everything is fine between us. I wanna have nothing to do with anyone as gross as you. Okay? And I dont care how nice your "MAPLE HONEY" is or whatever, its none of my fucking problem. I guess I've made a right choice to be with Elvin afterall. If I knew you were sucha loser, I wouldn't have hanged around with you any longer than 1 millisecond. Please go away. Thank you very much.

I shall blog about how we should get over a broken-heart as soon as possible, the results may vary, some people may take like a week to get over somebody, whereas some may take like UP TO FUCKING 2 YEARS OR MORE! Okay, I shall not get too emotional here. Anyway, these rules are important, VERY important if you really wanna forget someone.

Lets start.

Rule#1: CEASE CONTACT WITH THAT PERSON. When I say cease contact, it means NO sms-ing, msn-ing, calling, friendster COMMENTS, no looking, nothing at all. No exceptions. No excuses at all like "He ask me for ______, so I tell him lor". For me personally, there is no such things as friends after a relationship(well, its just MY opinion. Please don't correct me). Because "If 2 person remains as friends after the relationship, either they are still in love, or they never were.." Makes sense right? Well, to me at least.

Rule#2: DON'T LOOK AT ANTHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF THAT PERSON. Yes, don't look at it, if you're strong enough, THROW IT AWAY! But I know girls are losers who are not strong and therefore will not throw those so-called PAST MEMORIES away, so I suggest you all keep them all. Lock them in some boxes or cupboard and DO NOT LOOK AT IT. Never ever attempt to look at it, and try to pretend theres some sweet memories left for you to hold on to.

Rule#3: DON'T LIVE IN DENIAL!!!!! Please do not ever have that little hope that he still loves you, or he is actually only taking a short break from our relationship or whatever. Because if he loves you truly, he wouldn't be outting you through all these unnecessary miseries. If he is having an affair, DO NOT insist on thinking he is just using her to SPITE you. Yes, the person he is having an affair with is UGLY, always UGLY. But still, do not have any hopes. PLEASE. Thanks.

Rule#4: DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF! Do not say things like, "Actually, its not his fault.. Its mine... I didn't treat him nicely and I fooled around.. I am the one at fault so its not his fault that he left me...." NOOOOOO! It is never our fault okay, it is the guy's fault they don't wanna cherish us, so please NEVER blame it on yourself. If he loves you, he wouldn't blame you for anything you do. REALLLLYYY.

Rule#5: DON'T GO TO ANYWHERE ALONE(TRY NOT TO)..especially Vivocity. Hahahah sorry (inside joke). Don't try to go anywhere and emo on your own. It is not good and it wouldn't help in getting over that motherfucker. It hurts going to places you both been to before, I know that.... So, solution is. don't go to these places ALONE.

Rule#6: LISTEN TO YOUR FRIENDS. Your true friend would be always ON your side. They would go, "Oh look how UN-hot he is, he is not hot!!! Move onnnnn!! " or something like that la. Hahahaha. So must listen to them. I moved on because I listened to my friends all the time. :) Your friends will always be there for you no matter what. So, allow your friends to stay by you and bitch about that loser together with you. HEEHEE.

Rule#7: Do not blame couples. It is not their fault that you both don't work out. Don't go "YUCKS, look at how sweet they are, it grosses me out".

Rule#8: Read more sad love quotes, it works all the time. For me, at least.

Rule#9: DO NOT STALK HIS FRIENDSTER OR ANYTHING ELSE. If he decides to be a loser and leave you, do not bother doing any of these for him. He is not worth the attention. He is a loser and you shouldn't care who he is dating anymore. Move on, sweetie.

Rule#10: NEVER FIND SUBSTITUTES. Do not find one just to SPITE him, do not MAKE USE of guys, and do not VENT your frustrations on the next poor innocent guys. Cos it will only make you look back and regret on your own actions sooner or later. It is not these guys fault that you and the loser didn't work out. So, give these guys a chance at least. You can choose not to put in your 100%, but just don't treat these guys badly.

Rule#11: The world has about other million of guys out there, he is not the only sweet/nice/hot one. Never give up a tree for a forest(hahahaa). Sometimes in life, we gotta see who is actually worth it and who is not. And cos Purani once told me in Year 1 that any guy who makes you cry is not worth your time. And I always believe that anyone who truly loves you wouldn't allow you to be feeling sad and miserable. EVER. And when you lie in bed at night crying over that person, do you ever realise there is actually someone else lying on their bed cying over you as well?

SIGH, this is reality. We always love the ones that hurt us, and hurt the ones that love us.
:( Sad sad fact that we gotta accept as well.

ANYWAY, I talk so much also no use. HAHAHAA, I spent 2 years trying to get over someone!!!! I am a fucking loser, and looking back, I really really regretted not trusting guys ever again since then. Hmmm. Okay I am so tired. BYEEEEE.

*Above are all based on my own opinions. You don't have to agree with me. Please understand that, thanks. However, my friends would understand this perfectly well though, ahahaha.

Deepak playing the piano at the back, can't really see him cos he merges with the background, hahahaha. Sorry. Anyway all the pics are taken by Purani, all very nice right, so the credit goes to her, I still don't understand why she doesnt wanna be in the pics. But the photos she takes are sooo nice, YAY! Cos I forced her not to make me look fat. Whahaha.


Bus to Ramakhrisnan Boys Home or something.


Always ready for the camera, anytime, anywhere.




Both of them decided to not appear that day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D


Nicenicenicenicenice.


06A2. After CIP day. All very happy. Spot me now.


Trying to be emo, TRYING. Never successful.


I think this pic of me is scary. Like the ghost story DORM or something.


YAY! Finally Purani is in the pic!!!!!!!




Love them~ Still at the Boys Home.


CIP DAY! And again must do some presentation in front of the school!!! As though last year's video was not embarassing enough!!!!


:)

I had fun, I love doing CIP!
Enjoy the pictures, I know its very irrelevant to CIP day.
But still... HAHAHAHHAA.

See you all on Monday!

My dad played Wahjong from Viwawa yesterday with Elvin, he is so fucking funny. My daddy even won twice, out of only a few games. Fucking unfair cos I won 1 game outta 9 games I played. (Purani also..) Hhaha. And Purani plays Wahjong too hor, dont siao siao. She knows how to see the Chinese Numerical Characters, cos I wrote it down for her, so funny!! Hahahahaha, I wanna lose 10 times in a row so I'll get an award for it. Coolness.

Okay. I have absolutely nothing to blog about. Absolutely nothing. Just that I am having fun, thats all. Okay I shall post some pictures in my next post.

My all-time favourite thought..

I wanna go on a holiday with all my Bestest Friends everrrrrrr! And gosh, now that I've a boyfriend, the more I wanna go on a holiday together with him and my friends!! AAAA!

It'd be super fun right? Imagine that. I love going abroad with friends! (GOSH, and boyfriend too!)

I love super coldddddd countries. I love Genting. Why doesn't anyone else share the same sentiment as me? I wanna go Genting again and relive my happy memories again and again and again. I am so gay but I STILL LOVEEEEE GENTINGGGGG. I love Spa Resorts too. I love countries where I can shop till I literally drop!

And best part, I am so going to Taiwan/Hongkong/or somewhere else with BFFs!! COOLNESS! Its like confirmed already, wooolalalala. I cannot wait like totally to the max. Fucking fucking HAVE to go travelling with my sweetheart BFFs! Me and Gheeting always planning where to go. hahahaha. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muahahaha, and I can force Elvin to have sex with pretty prostitutes from all overrr the world!!!!!! The whores in Russia are CHIO! Vietnam one also quite CHIO! Thailand the besttttttttttt(although must check first).

I am gonna travel all around the world,
would you be willing to accompany me? :D

Me love Kacang,Riri,Stripey,Gheeting,Melanie,Purani,Sylvia,Dyan,Ziyan,Renuka,Priya,Anittha,Valerie,Dajie,Rachel&Elvin to the maxxxxxxxxxxxxx. MUACKS.

I am in class now, with Purani and Dyan by my side.
We are soooooo happy there isn't any Econs lesson.
OOOOOOH!

And we are playing VIWAWA.
BYE!

Game Id: princesscookies

Me: "Hey Elvin, tell me where is my favourite place in the world now. GUESS! You only have 3 tries okay."

Elvin: "Okay... Is it your house?"

Me: "Uh-huh, 2 more tries"

Elvin: "In the world ah..... I know! GENTING!!!!"

Me: "One last try, sweetie"

Elvin: "AHA! Massage PArlour"

Me: "... I don't know why you will think of massage parlour but the correct answer is ............................................. RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!"

Elvin: (started taking the Chinese newspaper and hit me)

HAHAHAHA its so funny.
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
MY FAVOURITE PLACE IS THE WORLD IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!

ELVIN YOU LOSER IN LIFE, YOU BROKE MY HP STRAP! ITS NEW! I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (maybe, if you buy me some new stuffs, maybe i will consider not getting mad at you.)

Anyway, he is currently at Cineleisure drinking green tea and taking his helmet and walking in a very-act-cool way. I asked him what was he doing and he replied me that. I'm like "You.Are.Gross.Please don't tell others you are my bf" AHAAHHAA. I know there will be girls but I also dont care, really. I hope this is normal. But I really don't care. And its okay if he fetches them right???????? Then they will be sitting on my name. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. They will feel like an outcast cos its not their name. Therefore Elvin is gonna change his seat to a metal one. And buy alphabet magnets. So if hes picking some ChioBu named Amy,Coco,Bobo,Qiqi or whatever, he can change it constantly. What a very splendid idea.

Take care all of you!
Its my 1st day of Menses today!

Gosh, I was reading some forum and some boyfriends actually compares their current girlfriend to their ex-girlfs. GASPS! How can the girlfriend ever ever take it? Imagine the conversation..........

Guy: "My ex prettier than you lor, her breasts is like bigger and she has smooth skin and she is slim , and she also never throw tantrums, unlike you! She treat me very good one lor, always give in to me, and always give me blowjobs when I am unhappy. She will even have sex with me willingly, and shes cute too! Ahh, how I miss her. Can you be more like her please? "

Girl: "...."

ME: "WOW, Fuck you son of a bitch, I hope you die of Aids together with her and spend both of your lives rotting in hell with ugly private parts. And anyway, my ex also better than you. HAHAHHAHAHAHA! At least they are not ugly, like you!!!!"

I am so mean.

Anyway, guys who will do that are sucha fucker, really. Any girlfriends who can tolerate such boyfriends are PERFECT LOSERS. Gross. Such acts must never be tolerated okay! Cos such pple are NOT worth it. NOTTTTT.

However, girls on the other hand HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A PRIVILEGE!!!! We can talk about our Ex-es anytime we want and make comparisons when we feel like it too. AGREEEEE? Yes , I see many heads nodding. Okay the females are smiling and the guys are like gonna kill me. Really ma.. We can say things like "XXXXX wouldn't scream at me!!!!!!!!!" or "XXXXX buys me anything I want! Humpf!"

Cos I think as females,we have the right to throw tantrums. I dont give a fuck whether your ex-girlfriend never show you attitude or throw tantrums at you or be guailan with you. I do not give a fuck. All ex-girlfriends ARE ugly and fat and worthless, no matter what you say. (as concluded by me and my friends) Its like a universal thing that all ex-girlfriends are ugly. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.

I like it when pple agree with me.
:)

Byebye!

I am PMS-ing so badly.
My menses is gonna make its grand arrival anytime soon.
Like anytime soooooon.
Its very scary. (I still can't believed I actually stained in school, very gross and unexpected, well not unexpected but aiya, its just my first time after so many years of menses. :( I am sucha big loser.) Being laughed at for the whole day.

I shall disappear from the world!
(I am always saying this when I am PMS-ing)

No honestly I want to disappear. I think I am wasting earth's resources and I am REDUNDANT! I am gross and stupid and ugly and fat and all-the-bad-things-in-the-world. I am a loser in life, I have no friends(I am just saying this for some dramatic effect), I have no money at all anymore, I .... I......... I.........

Fuck it. Fuck you Joei Tan.
You. Are. A. Fucking. Loser.
I. Hate. You.
Everyone. Hates. You.

"Dyan, you will be the first loser to get wasted. LOSER."


Told Ziyan the same thing too. "You will get wasted too, you loser."


:( Always having the BFA. [Biggest Face Award]


:D


What caused them to be wasted.
Some Long Lemon Tea, Long Ice Tea, Whatever it is called lah.
LOSERSSSSSSSSSS.

I had lotsa fun though.Hugs and Kisses.
:( My only clubbing time. SOBBIES. Of course I enjoyed myself to the max la. I must treasure and cherish any moment in a club. :) I sound like a child deprived of candy, or a nympho deprived of sex, or a cannibal deprived of flesh.

I had driving lessons today, I had fun, I am happy cos I passed all lessons today. I didn't get scolded by the driving instructor. I drove normally on the road. I am so happy and pleased with myself. Okay gross, I am blabbering on about driving which is so-not-me. I shall stop it. Oh wait I must be positive so I will like driving more. Oh yes! Driving is so cool, driving is only for cool people. :D

Then I went home and packed my stuffed-and-flowing-out-and-bursting-with-unnecesary-clothes wardrobe. Very neat now. Satisfied! :) Ironed all my clothes and I washed Stripey's cage. I arranged everything nicely like a housewife. And I am here blogging now. :)

I cannot wait to go school tomorrow. Cos I promised them a special surprise! HAHAHAHAH! They will love me to the max for this man. Can anyone guess what surprise is it?

*My body is aching. Badly. :(

Its 2.47 a.m now & I am still awake.
Talking to Gheeting now, and with Menny earlier.
I am very tired but I just don't feel like sleeping yet, or maybe because I don't like sleeping alone. :( I miss you like alot suddenly.

Anyway hope my dear GheeGhee's neck would be fine soon, and no, you will NOT be paralysed, and NO, your neck is not TOO FAT to be sprained. Please stop thinking of nonsensical things and just remember we love you. "When life gets too sour like a lemon, ask for a Vodka and some salt". Get well sooooooon.

I bought 2 TEE SHIRTS. YAY! Weepeedoopeedooo.

My eyes are so heavy, gosh, and I love my blogskin now.
I shall sleep and have sweet dreams now.

I love you Kacang & Stripey.
Love Kacang always and be happy wherever you are!

My favouritest thing in the entire universe. Now I have 2 Red Sony stuffs, my favourite best red camera + this cool lappy. And I shall insist on having a Red PSP soon. And the Red tv, the refrigerator, the sofa, the bed, washing machine. Poor Elvin gotta hear me go on and on about my future house and all he does is say, "No, we will not have a Red washing machine, blah blah blah.."





I love my parents. ALOT. ALOT. ALOT.
Thanks a zillion for this present. :)

Had a wonderful weekend. Yippeeeeness.

Saturday: Morning baking with my dearies, very fun ! Had 2 movies in the afternooon. :) Step Up 2 was superrrr nice, I love it! Rule #1 was average, like really not scary at all. Went over for a stayover! :D Perfect way to end a super Saturday.

Sunday: Slacking and eating the same food together for lunch and dinner. I love Hokkien Mee from Lor 9 Geylang, it tastes way better than sex. I love it! And I love you too.

I feel like dancing. Okay better get this evil thought away.

I love you I love you I love you I love you.

* I love Gheeting & Melanie always.
* I love Dyan & Ziyan always.
* I love Purani & Syl always.
* I love Priya, Annitha, Valz & Renuka always.

I love my Wednesday with my girls. :)
I hate my Thursday with Elvin cos we had a big fight. & the driving lesson. >:(
I love my Friday's driving lesson cos its only 4 hours. :D
Baking some stuffs tomorrow. YAY!

I think driving is stupid but fun but stupid but fun. I think I'm a loser but I can't help but have this very unnecessary phobia about driving. And whats very annoying is EVERYONE around me is taking a Manual Car, and the fact that I chose Auto Cars made them think that I am leading a very easy life driving. :( NO!! Auto Cars are super difficult! Need alot of coordination! AAAAAAAAAAA! Anyone who says Auto is easy, I will drive you to Langkawi and leave you there. I wanna faster get it done and over with .

I hate it when I see couples breaking up. ARGH.

I just found out another of Elvin's ex-girlfriend yesterday. Ohmygod.
Funny how I don't get affected like at all anymore.
I am gonna applause for myself *CLAPCLAP*

ME is sleepy. Nitey.

ziyan & joei. HAHA. super camsluts.


:) :) :)




BFF totally.


Ziyan & Dyan: "aiya joei point 3rd finger den still look so innocent.."


Hahahahahaha.


Bored pple during lecture.


Toilet !


Joei & Sylvia.

**

Sorry for the recent lact of updates. Very very busy.
Godmummy in TanTockSeng Hospital, shes fine now.
Went to IT Fair 4 days in a row. Pure Crazyness.
I am happy with all my shopping buys lately.
Went out with dajie on Monday and I had FUN.

Went to FarEast with Dajie on Monday and we had fulltime retail therapy. :) Very shiok cos we bought stuffs like nobody's business. I am very satisfied with everything I bought! WOOHOO. So, Joei is quite happy for now.

Stressed out over my dumb driving lessons, fortunately my favourite person helped me find 2 slots tomorrow! Will be my first lesson, I am scared. What if the instructor scold me for being dumb? I can't help it if I am retarded on the road right........ Anyway thanks my favourite person.

Its Wednesday today, went to school for History lessons. And breakfast after that. Fooled around with Anittha's cool phone, LG ViEWTY. Niceness! All of them betting when she was misplace it or drop it in a toilet bowl. Hahahha. Oh, and Glenn actually saw meeee! But I didn't see him even though he claimed he was totally beside me staring very badly. Then I asked what was I doing, he said I was talking to my friends and playing with my hair. "You were talking to your friends then playing with your hair. The pattern totally like last time never change." I always play with my hair meh??? Then I remembered my dajie recognised me once at East coast cos she said "I saw someone that look like you cos of they way you touch your hair, den I look longer, its ACTUALLY YOU!.."

Do I always touch my hair in a very strange way?!
Life's greatest mysteries, really.

Hahaha, I can't wait for tonight really!!!!!!

Sleepyness. Happyness! :) Stressness. But still, happyness.

I am super happy. :)
Can anyone guess why?

I need to buy more computer games.
Yippeeee.

I am busy, always busy, with alot of things.
But I don't know what things also. Really.

Happy Birthday Edeline sweetie.
Hope you enjoyed yourself. :D

I love talks with my favourite person,
talking about our past and how we met and everything.
Love ya.

I'm meeting up with dajie tomorrow. I am happy. Superbly happy.
:) beeeeen yearrrrs since I've last seen her.

I am tired, and many pimples are making their grand appearance on my face, arghhhh. I am depressed cos they refuse to go away, REFUSE. Fucking loserish pimples. I shall sleep now cos I am tired.

Niteynitey.

My life is near perfect now. Everything is quite peaceful.....

Except..

Some obstacles in the course of true love (oh gross..)
Yup. Major obstacles, everything is revolving around the oh-so-sacred-and-holy subject: Clubbing. It is very very tiring emotionally/mentally/physically. SIGH. Anyway, its just clubbing right? I need to reiterate that CLUBBING do not, I repeat, do not make you a cheap loose slut, neither does it make you a Bad Girl. Having sex and being one hell of a horny nympho, talking dirty to pple on the phone and giving blowjobs to more-than-ONE-guy IS a slut. (hahaha, bet CH and GT totally laughing now). Right right right?! Yes, right. And I did a great thing! I sacrificed my favourite thing for love. WOOHOO. WEEHEE.

Anyway, had this long talk with 2 superb pple in my life yesterday night, told me many things I needed/do not need to know. Enlightened me with many stuffs as well. They are the bestest and funniest pple of the century. :) I'm like the most relaxed person after speaking to them. So niceeeeee.

Ziyan and Dyan are always giving me alarming news. Someday I'll die of heart attack cos their lives are totally dramatic. My goooodness. Hahahah but I love them, alwaysss!

I shall go pom pom now and go IT fair (again.)
I've been there on Thursday, Friday and I'm going there again today.
I think I am crazy.
Oh well, byebyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

:)

Absolutely great day in school, funniest was in the hall when everyone had to try to hide me and anittha. Really died laughing cos it was the scariest but very funny moment. Watched Fool's Gold with Purani, ate alot, yummy food and the show was good. :) Free ticket somemore, ahahhaha.

I shivered alot today cos it was absolutely cold.
I am feeling feverish now! YAY!!
Means I no need go school tomorrow!

Can't wait to go IT Fair tomorrow too!
I'm gonna be there everyyyyydayyyyy.
:) I must get a new lappy.
Please hope that my Daddy dont break his promise.
PLEASEEEE.

Quote of the day: (by Purani)
Love is simple, in a very complicated way.

Had the bestest time in school today. Malay lessons was fun cos we were talking about Love, about Simple & Complicated Love, about Forgiving, and alot more la. So funnnn. I had the funnest time "escaping" lessons again. hahahaha. Anyway, I love talking to my friends, they are the nicest pple ever. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THEY KEEP "TSK" ME AFTER I SAY ANYTHING. And they disagree with every single thing I say. >=( Had alot of time smiling and laughing. I love smiling and laughing......

UNTIL.......

Purani told me a snapple fact: Frowning makes you lose more calories than smiling!

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I shall FROWN constantly 25hours 8 days a week man. YAY!
Joei the frowney girl.

Went to see Riri after school, cuteness.

I had yummy dinner. And.. sigh...
Seriously, its not like I don't give in to you AT ALL right? I'm trying soo hard to move on, to occupy myself so I can not think of unnecessary things. I don't want to be affected then annoy you okay. I want to be happy, I want you to be happy. And is that sooooooo difficult to grant me just ONE tiny little wish of mine(okay, not ONE, but TWO. TWO ONLY OK)? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I AM RANTING!!!

Okay maybe I should stop it.
Fuck x 3000000.

Funniest thing I hear today:
Ignorance is bliss (temporarily only).

My whole body is so aching.
Pain Pain Pain.
I don't wanna go school tomorrow.
:( Sobbiesss.

Fuck fuck fuck.

Happyness alert! Meeting my dajie(the bestbestbest dajie in the world) on Monday. Next Monday! :) Finalllllllyyyy.

So my week will go like..
Monday- Out with dajie.
Tuesday- Driving lesson the whole day.
Wednesday- Driving lesson the whole day. Some fun at night. Its a Wednesday please! So, be prepared and lets go~ WEEEE. Cannot waittttt.
Thursday - Driving lesson the whole day.
Friday - Bake cookies day for school's CIP thingy.
Saturday - Out with my favourite person.
Sunday- Out with my favourite person + do all my homework.

I must make my 1 week very eventful. Must be filled with catching ups.

HAHA.
The truth is out. My ugly blogskin was done by my brother! That dumbass of the century. Make me so affected and keep thinking about it. But Gheeting & Menny are like quite clever, they figured its him cos its a Garfield blogskin. They found it hilarious. Evil pple. That blogskin was horrendously fugly and everything was all over the place. And he realised he made a mistake and then left! LEFT!!! And I've to redo my blogskin now. However, quite happy. Its nicer ! And theres even the LINKS section. YAY! Now, I can link anything I want. And I only link blogs/webbies that are worth reading. :D Happyness!

My Friday was splendid. Watched movie and everything. I had a fun night out. I love all of you.

My Sat & Sun was fun too! With my favourite person of the world. Caught L Change The World(L is sooooo cute & hot) and The Leap Years. (I cried like some loser), and ate yummy Jappy Food. Went back surprisingly early cos we had to take Public Transport. Slept through the whole of Sunday and went to eat yummy curry rice and had yummy MacDelivery for supper, we met Jeffrey before that though. And thank god hes fine from the minor accident he got into,hope all goes well for my korkor(like how elvin always says it) . Although some unhappy things happened for a little while, its all fine and sunny now. WEEEPEEEE! I think its really sad and heartaching when you see the person you love crying and yet theres nothing you can do about it. Do you all think so?

Crying is a very sad thing. (duh, i know that, we all know that.)
But why do we cry???? WHY?
because, "Tears are words that the heart can't say...."
OHMYGOD. SO SAD!

Okay, its Monday today. No school! YAY!
I refuse to go MI Link to do any of the assignments!
I intend to sleep.

I love you always and always.Hugs.
Thanks for being super nice to me.
:)

MIA.
Sorry something is wrong with my blogskin.
I will get it fixed soon man.
Meanwhile, I shall eat my Mac delivery.
HAHAHA.

*Not affected anymore! LALALA~
But, ignorance is still BLISSSSSS.